生活大爆炸第二季双语台词对白剧本

The problem appears to be unsolvable.

问题看上去无解啊

Maybe we could run some computer simulations.

我们可以用电脑模拟计算

There are too many variables. It would take forever.

变量太多运行时间会很长

We've got to be missing something.

我们肯定漏掉了什么

Let's start again.

重来一遍

The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40,

电影这里是七点二十上映这里是七点四十

here at 8:10 and here at 8:45.

这里是八点十分这里八点四十五

These theaters have to be eliminated.

这几个电影院得排除在外

Why? They're state-of-the-art digital projection,

为什么那里有最先进的数码影像技术

20-channel surround sound.

20道环绕立体声

Yes, but they have no Icee machines.

没错可是那里没有刨冰机

Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, i might add.

还完全不理睬我那么多封投诉信错上加错

What about the multiplex here? The seats are terrific.

这个影城怎么样座椅舒适极了

They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines.

它们只有Twizzlers没有Red Vines [糖果品牌]

No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that.

无论多好的腰椎支撑都是无法弥补的

Well, it's gonna take at least an hour to eat,

至少要一个小时吃饭

and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant

在谢尔顿认证的电影院周边

proximate to a Sheldon-approved theater.

根本没有谢尔顿认证的餐厅

We could eat after the movie.

我们可以看完电影再吃晚饭

Unacceptable.

不予通过

The delay would result

吃饭太晚会造成

in tomorrow morning's bowel movement occurring at work.

明天早晨的大肠蠕动出现在工作时间

Hang on, hang on. There's a 7-Eleven here.

等下这里有个7-11便利店

We smuggle Slurpies, which are essentially Icees,

我们可以偷偷把Slurpees[7-11出的冷饮]带进去就当刨冰了

in under our coats,

藏大衣底下就行了

after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.

这样我们就可以从容地先在这里这里或者这里吃饭了

Wow. I don't see how we missed that.

咱们刚才怎么就没想到呢

Excuse me, in what universe are Slurpies Icees?

不好意思 Slurpees哪里算得上刨冰呢

That's how we missed it.

所以我们刚才没想到

Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis,

谢尔顿在此紧要关头虽说没有先例吧

to create an emergency ad hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?

您能不能临时认同一下Slurpees等于刨冰

Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that.

莱纳德你明白我做不到的

Okay, I guess we only have one option.

好吧我看我们只有一个选择了

Yep, I don't see any way around it.

是啊别无它法

-Bye, Sheldon. -See ya. -Stay loose.

-再见谢尔顿 -拜拜了 -好好看家

They're right, it was the only option.

他们没有错这是唯一的选择

[手拿Red Vines的糖糖]

Ooh, ooh, shut the door, shut the door.

快关门快关门

- Why? - Just do it!

-咋了 -关就是了

Get inside and shut the door

先进来再关门

Well, you didn't specify.

你又没有说清楚

Is Leonard around?

莱纳德在么

He went to the movies without me.

他去看电影了不带我

It was the only option.

这是唯一的选择

I'm sorry, I don't understand which social situation this is.

不好意思我不知道这是哪种社交情况啊

Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed?

您能给我点指引么

The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs,

楼管就在楼下呢

and I haven't paid my rent.

我还没有缴房租

Oh, I see.

明白了

Penny, I'm not sure I'm comfortable harboring a fugitive

佩妮让我藏匿洛城房产商的逃犯

from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.

我有点怕怕

It's no big deal. I'm just a little behind on my bills

没什么大不了的就是欠了点房租而已

because they cut back my hours at the restaurant

因为餐厅缩减了我的工作时间

and my car broke down.

我的车又坏了

If you recall, I pointed out the "check engine" light to you several months ago.

你还记得么几个月以前我告诉过你引擎检修灯在闪

The "check engine" light is fine. It's still blinking away.

引擎检修灯还好着呢现在还闪呢

It's the stupid engine that stopped working.

是那个可恶的引擎罢工了

It cost me like $1,200 to fix it.

修车花了我将近一千二百刀

You know, it occurs to me you could solve all your problems

依我看你的所有问题

by obtaining more money.

都可以通过多挣点钱来解决

Yes, it occurs to me, too.

是啊我看也是

Hang on a moment.

等我一下

Here. Take some.

来吧拿一些

Pay me back when you can.

等你有钱了再还我

Wow, you got a lot of money in there.

你这儿有很多钱啊

That's why it's guarded by snakes.

所以我才派蛇守卫

Take some.

拿一些吧

Don't be silly.

别傻了

I'm never silly.

我从来都不傻

Here.

拿着

No, I can't.

我不能要

Don't you need money?

你不是需要钱么

- Well, yeah, but... - This is money I'm not using.

-是啊可是 -我用不到这些钱

But what if you need it?

你要用钱怎么办

My expenses account for 46.9% of my after-tax income.

我的日常开支占我税后收入的46.9%

The rest is divvied up between a small savings account,

其余的部分分别藏在银行帐户里

this deceptive container of peanut brittle

这个隐蔽的花生糖的罐子里

and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure

还有超级英雄人偶的空心屁屁里

who shall remain nameless for his own protection.

他不得已才隐姓埋名得以终日

Or her own protection.

或者是女她

Take some.

拿一些吧

Really? I mean, are you sure?

真的么你肯定么

I see no large upcoming expenditures

我最近没有什么大的开销

unless they develop an affordable technology

除非他们发明了新的科技

to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine.

能将我的骨骼铸成金刚狼一样的合金

Are they working on that?

他们在研究这个么

I sincerely hope so.

我衷心希望

Okay.

好吧

Well, thank you.

谢谢你

Oh, no, I can't. Sheldon honey,

不行谢尔顿亲爱的

I don't want things to be weird between us.

我不希望你我之间变得怪怪的

Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work

如果我每天早晨上班之前都要和你问早安

and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water?

可是你却住在冰箱盒子里用雨水洗头不是也很奇怪么

I'll pay you back as soon as I can.

等我有钱了就还你

Of course you will.

那是肯定的

It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can.

没钱你也还不了

Assuming you subscribe

我假设你遵循前因后果

to a linear understanding of time and causality.

与时间的线性关系

I'm regretting this already.

我已经开始后悔了

You know, I've given the matter some thought,

我反复考虑过了

and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet

我宁可自己是一只家养宠物

to a race of super-intelligent aliens.

也不愿意成为高智能的外星人

Interesting.

有意思

Ask me why.

问我为什么

Do I have to?

一定要问么

Of course.

当然

That's how you move a conversation forward.

这样对话才能进展下去

Why?

为什么呢

The learning opportunities would be abundant.

这样学习的机会会比较充裕

Additionally, I like having my belly scratched.

并且我喜欢被人抓抓肚皮

Hey, Penny. How was work?

佩妮上班还好么

Great.

妙极了

I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory

我希望我能

for my whole life.

做一辈子奶酪店的服务员

Was that sarcasm?

这是讽刺么?

No.

不

Was that sarcasm?

那这句呢?

Yes.

是

Was that sar-- Stop it!

-那这句 -闭嘴吧

Penny, you appear to have a package here.

佩妮这有个你的包裹

Oh, thanks.

谢谢

This must be the beret I ordered.

肯定是我订的贝雷帽

A couple of months ago. It was back-ordered.

都是几个月前的事了是以前订的

Did you know the beret is an example

你知道么贝雷帽

of a piece of women's fashion

是女性时尚参考男性军服

adapted from male military uniforms?

很好的例子

Another fascinating example is the epaulet.

另一个迷人的例子是肩饰

He's not lying.

他没说谎

He does find that fascinating.

他真的很喜欢肩饰

Okay, whatever.

无所谓了

It's not like I'm running up and down the streets

我并没有为了一个贝雷帽

just buying myself berets.

在街上逛来逛去

I bought one, like, a month ago,

我订了一个一个月前

and it was back-ordered.

那是之前订的

Look, it finally arrived, all right? All right.

-现在终于寄到了有问题么？ -没有

Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?!

我的天你能不能别那么多事

Weird.

真奇怪

Oh, good, that was an unusual interaction.

太好了原来这不是正常的对话模式

I wasn't sure.

我本来还不确定

Did you guys have an argument?

你们之前吵过架?

No.

没啊

Well, you clearly did something to aggravate her.

你肯定干什么事惹着她来着

I'm at a loss.

我没概念了

If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions

高兴地话你可以去查查我的社交日志

and see if there's a blunder I overlooked.

看看有没有我没注意到的失误

Here you go.

你的这份

Oh, you owe me another two dollars.

对你还多欠我两块

The price of moo shu pork went up.

木须肉涨价了

It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.

当个"可恶的犹太人"真是越来越难了

Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce.

佩妮你的龙虾酱炒虾

Thank you, Leonard. What's my share?

谢谢莱纳德我该给多少

Don't worry about it. It's my treat.

没事我请你

No, really, how much?

不多少钱?

It's... whatever. $10, $11.

差不多10块11块吧

Well, which is it, $10 or $11?

到底是10块还是11块?

$14.50. But it's no biggie.

14块5 真没多少

You'll get the next one.

下次你请就好了

What?

又怎么了

He was just wondering if he wore

他在猜如果

skintight jeans and a tank top

他穿紧身上衣和牛仔裤的话

if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free.

是不是也能免费吃到鲜虾捞面了

What are you saying?

你什么意思

That I'm using my body to get dinner?

我用我的身体来让别人请客?

That I'm some kind of Chinese food prostitute?

我是骗中餐小姐

Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?

对拉杰你什么意思

'Cause let me tell you something, buddy.

告诉你吧哥们

I pay my own way in this world, okay?

我靠自己的钱过活明白?

I don't rely on anybody!

我不需要靠别人

What was that about?

这又怎么了?

He has a nervous bladder when he's stressed out.

当他感受到压力的时候就尿急

Kind of like a puppy.

像小狗似的

Here, Leonard-- $10, $11, $12... $14.

莱纳德拿着 10, 11, 12... 14块

It was $14.50, but it's okay.

是14块5 算了

Oh, good. Dinner's here.

太好了饭(双关:正餐)来了

Yes, dinner's here, and I'm having some.

没错正餐来了

I'm having takeout food.

而我只能吃外卖

Okay. You're damn right it's okay.

-好吧 -说得太他妈对了

I've been having leftovers at the restaurant for like four days,

我在饭店吃了四天的残羹剩饭

and I wanted something different. So sue me.

今天我想换个花样去告我啊

Forgive me, Penny, but that would be

请原谅佩妮

the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.

那是诉讼挑唆的意思

Sheldon, look, I will pay you back as soon as I can.

谢尔顿我有了钱马上还你

You just have to give me more time.

只是要宽限我几天

Oh, wait, you lent her money?

等等你借她钱来着

She needed money.

她需要钱

You seem under pressure.

你看上去很有压力

Did I not lend you a sufficient amount?

我借给你的够么

Because I can give you more.

你可以再来点

Oh, you know, you would just love that, wouldn't you?

你很喜欢这样不是么

Yeah. You would just love to open up your little snake can

打开你的小蛇把守的罐子

and throw some money at the girl who can't pay her bills.

然后把钱施舍给那些付不了帐单的姑娘

Where are you going?

你去哪

Going home, where I won't be interrogated like a criminal.

回家在那我不用像个犯人似的被审问

I forgot my fortune cookie.

我忘了幸运饼干了

In case either of you have larceny in your heart,

以防你们谁有贼心

you should know that I've moved my money out of the snake can.

提醒一下我已经把钱从小蛇罐子挪走了

But if you're ever short,

但如果真缺钱的话

there's always a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.

在绿灯侠的屁股里总能找到50块

A little mood lighting, huh?

温馨的烛光哈

When I didn't pay my bill,

因为没付帐单

the Department of Water and Power thought

水电局认为

I would enjoy the ambience.

我会享受这样的气氛

Yeah, they're very considerate that way.

这样看来他们还挺周到的

I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.

我用谢尔顿的钱付了房租

Then I had like $14 left over.

然后只剩14块

$14, huh?

14块?

Put it back in your pocket,

放回你的口袋里

or I'll find some other place to put it.

要不然我会找个其他的地方搁

Back in the pocket it goes.

已经放回去了

Look, you do understand that Sheldon really doesn't care when he gets the money back.

要知道谢尔顿真不在乎什么时候你还他钱

It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that doesn't make you want to,

事实上正是像这种为数不多的特点

you know, kill him.

才让你对他没有杀意

Yeah, well, that's not really my big problem.

但这并不是最大的问题所在

So you're a little behind on your bills.

你不就欠了点费吗

Everybody gets behind on their bills.

谁不欠费啊

Yeah, I know, it's just... this wasn't the plan.

我知道但这和我的预期差别太大了

It wasn't supposed to go this way.

我没打算变成现在这样的

Well, what was the plan?

那你原来打算怎么样

Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.

当六个月服务员然后成为电影明星

Was there a plan B?

有没有B计划?

TV star.

电视明星

It's probably not as bad as you think.

可能没你想的那么糟

Let's take a look.

让我们看看

Maybe we can find some corners to cut.

说不定能找到些能缩减的开支

Oh, here's something.

这有一些

If you don't have electricity,

如果你家没有电

then you probably don't need cable.

那你可能也不需要有线网络了

Just a suggestion.

只是说说而已

$170 dollars for acting classes?

价值170美金的表演课程?

Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes.

不我不能放弃我的表演课

I'm a professional actress.

我是个专业女演员

You've had an acting job where you got paid?

你有能赚钱的表演工作?

That is not the definition of professional.

这不是评判"专业"的标准

Actually, it kind of... Let's keep looking.

实际上这就是...我们还是继续看吧

Whoa, what's $1,800 to the Los Angeles County Superior Court?

哪儿来的洛杉矶高等法院的1800美金罚款?

Oh, that's nothing.

没什么

Nothing?

没什么?

It sounds like you got caught speeding

貌似你以4000英里的时速

going 4,000 miles an hour.

超速驾驶被逮着了

Well, remember Kurt?

还记得科特吗

Your ex-boyfriend?

你那个前男友?

Yeah.

嗯

He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.

他在警车上小便被抓了

-What? -He was drunk.

-什么? -他喝醉了

I would hope so.

但愿如此

Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding tickets

话说他有很多罚款单

and a bench warrant,

还有一堆告票

so I, you know, I paid his fines.

所以我帮他付了罚款

Did he pay you back?

他把钱还给你了吗

No, but he will.

没有不过他会还的

And that's based on the inherent credit-worthiness of people

这还建立在他是个天生没信用经常喝醉

who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles?

还在警车里小便的人渣的基础之上的?

Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money.

莱纳德我不会打电话给科特向他讨债的

Well...

那...

what are you gonna do?

你准备怎么做?

I don't know,

我也不知道

but I may have to find a cheaper place to live.

不过我可能得去找个便宜点的地方住了

Oh, no...

不...

Oh, you don't want to do that.

你不会想这样做的

Why not?

为什么不呢?

Moving is a big deal.

搬家要花很多钱的

You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes,

你得去超市买那些置物箱

and if they're not clean, then your books smell like melons,

那些箱子不干净的话你的书就会有股甜瓜味

and it's just, like...

就像...

Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here

你干吗不找个室友搬进来住呢

do you know anybody

你认识什么适合的人不

Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon

我肯定那个跟谢尔顿一起住的人

wouldn't mind moving in with you.

决不会介意搬来跟你住的

Oh, Leonard, honey, if we started living together,

莱纳德亲爱的如果我们开始一起住的话

I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.

我会一直都缠着你的

Really?

真的吗

And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.

你以为我表演课是白上的吗

This moo shu pork's burning a hole through my duodenum.

那些木须肉在我的十二指肠里烧穿了个洞

Leviticus 11:3:

利未记(圣经)第十一章第三节里说

"Only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud

"凡蹄分两瓣倒嚼的走兽

among the beasts shall ye eat."

你们都可以吃"

Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time

你每次吃汉堡王的天椒皇堡的时候

you scarf down a Whopper?

我有拿印度圣歌来取笑你吗

Hey, what's going on?

你们在干嘛

We're on a quest through the Valley of Fire to acquire the sacred crown.

我们在玩火之谷冒险游戏目标是拿到至尊王冠

You want the Valley of Fire? It's right here.

你想要火之谷吗这里就有

Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?

你们想不想玩真人冒险游戏?

Outside? I just made cocoa.

出去玩? 我刚弄了杯可可

Come on. It'll be fun.

来吧会很好玩的

What is it?

到底是什么游戏?

Do you guys remember penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?

你们还记得佩妮的前男友科特吗

Yeah, that's him.

对就是他

It turns out he owes Penny a lot of money, and I'm gonna go get it from him.

原来他欠了佩妮很多钱我想去问他讨回来

Who's with me?

谁想参加

Ooh, double sixes.

两个六

Really? You're just gonna let me go by myself?

你们真的忍心让我一个人去吗

Oh, cool, I got a sword.

太棒了我得到了一把剑

I could use some help.

我可能需要点帮助

Here.

给你

You guys are unbelievable.

真难以置信

You play a game to simulate adventure,

你们玩游戏就是为了模拟冒险场景

but when there's real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out.

但真的可以出去冒险的时候你们就都窝囊了

Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman,

莱纳德还记得我们上次去找这个男人

we returned home without pants?

结果回来的时候裤子都没了吗

I do.

我记得

Are you sure? Because your proposal suggests that you don't.

你确定么但你提议表明你已经忘记了

I'm not afraid of him.

我不怕他

All right. Leonard fairly calls the question:

好吧莱纳德刚才清楚地表明了他的问题

Who is in favor of abandoning our game and confronting

谁愿意放弃我们的游戏而去面对

Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend

佩妮那个类固醇激素旺盛的前男友

in a suicidal mission to extract money from him?

并以一种自杀的方式去向他要钱

Say hi to Kurt for us.

代我们向科特问好

Excuse me. When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor,

你们说佛罗多离开夏尔把魔戒带去莫都的时候

didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go with him?

山姆怀斯皮平和梅利有没有陪他一起去?

-They did. -Well?

-他们去了 -所以

They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.

他们那时很艰难莱纳德

Plus, no one stole their pants.

再说没有人剥了他们的裤子

Fine. Enjoy your little game.

好吧好好享受你们的游戏

I'll make this quest on my own.

我自己去完成这个冒险

Leonard, wait.

莱纳德等等

Take a jacket.

带件外套去

It's shpritzing a little.

外面有点凉飕飕的

You guys suck.

你们都是损友

Come on, please? He's so big.

去吧求你们了他太健壮了

Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?

大家都清楚我们的计划了

Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself,

嗯库萨帕里准备要尿裤子了

I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away,

我准备要吐了谢尔顿准备逃跑了

and you're going to die.

你准备要死了

Shall we synchronize our watches?

我们对一下表吧

Guys, there are four of us and one of him.

伙计们我们有四个人他只有一个人

Which means his triumph will be even larger.

也就是说他将有更多的战利品

Minstrels will write songs about him.

吟游诗人会为他写歌

Okay, how about this?

这样吧

I'll do the talking.

我来跟他谈

You just stand behind me and try to look formidable.

你们就站在我后面假装很凶悍

I should've peed before we left.

出门前应该上个厕所的

Yeah?

什么事

Hi, Kurt.

你好科特

Lenny, right?

你是莱尼吗

I don't really go by Lenny, but that's okay.

其实我不喜欢被叫莱尼不过没关系

Um, you remember

你还记得

Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

谢尔顿霍华德和拉杰吗

No. What do you want?

不记得你想干嘛

He don't remember me?

他不记得我了

How could he not remember me?

他怎能不记得我了

Sheldon, not now.

谢尔顿别这样

I remember him.

我可记得他

Okay, here it is. Penny's in kind of a financial jam,

事情是这样的佩妮的经济出现了状况

and the money that you owe her would go a long way

而你欠她的钱对于缓解危机

to solving her problems.

相当有帮助

And she sent you to get it from me?

于是她叫你来拿钱

No, no, she's too proud to ask for the money.

当然不她是不好意思来取

I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt.

此外我认为欠债还钱天经地义

You do?

你认为

"Feel" is a kind of a... it's a strong word.

说"认为" 语气已经较强烈了

Um, I just think it would be a nice gesture on your part.

我希望对你来说这词儿还算是礼貌用语

She'll get it when she gets it.

我想什么时候还就什么时候还

Well, there you go. Problem solved.

你看问题解决了

A successful quest.

目的达到了

Now let's go find a gas station with a clean bathroom.

我们快去找个有干净厕所的加油站吧

No, the problem isn't solved.

不问题还没解决

He just blew us off.

他根本没理会我们

I've got it.

我明白了

He didn't remember me because the last time we met,

因为上次见面时我正穿着万圣节服饰

I was in a Halloween costume.

所以他没记得我

Come on, Leonard, let's go.

拜托莱纳德我们走吧

No. You can leave if you want to.

不你们想走就走吧

I'm gonna see this through.

我必须有始有终

Okay.

那好吧

I guess, technically, that was my fault.

其实本来就不该带你们来

I'm not leaving here without Penny's money.

拿不到佩妮的钱我是不会走的

What happened to your backup?

你的后援团去哪了

I don't need backup.

我可不需要后援团

I have right on my side.

因为正义站在我这边

And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.

而且我长裤里还多穿了条平脚裤

congratulations.

恭喜你

You may not have succeeded in getting cash,

你没有拿到现金

but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt.

却打到了正式的欠条

Maybe we should have your head notarized.

或许我们应该把你头拿去公证一下

If anybody cares, I still have to pee

不介意的话我还是想尿尿

-Hey. Is Sheldon here? -Yeah. Hang on.

-谢尔顿在吗 -在的等等

Sheldon!

谢尔顿

Nice hat.

帽子不错

It's kind of a fashionable look these days.

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生活大爆炸第二季 The Big Bang Theory Season 2 第14集: 金融渗透 The Financial Permeability