生活大爆炸第二季双语台词对白剧本

* I don't ever want to feel *

* Like I did that day *

* Take me to the place I love *

* Take me all the way *

* I don't ever want to feel *

* Like I did that day *

* Take me to the place I love...*

Fellas, please.

伙计们拜托

Penny, come on.

佩妮别这样

We were just finding our sound.

我们刚润好嗓子

You found it.

确实

It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.

听起来就像被割草机碾过的猫叫

I'm really very busy.

我真的很忙

Is there any way that we can put this off

有没有办法延期

until I have more time to prepare?

好让我有时间准备

Of course.

当然

But, uh, you understand my trepidation.

但你知道我害怕

What's that about?

怎么回事

Not a clue.

没头绪

Can't we just postpone it till the spring?

不能推迟到春季吗

Maybe next summer?

或者明年夏天

This should be fairly easy to deduce.

这个很容易推断

He's holding the phone to his left ear.

他用左耳听电话

Ears do not cross hemispheres, so he's using the analytical

耳朵受同侧脑半球控制他在用理性

rather than the emotional side of the brain, suggesting that

而不是感性的大脑半球表明

he has no personal relationship with the caller.

他与来电方无私人感情

No, I didn't realize it had been so long.

不我没发现有这么久了

Sure, I guess there's no other choice but to just go ahead and do it.

当然我看也没别的选择了只好硬着头皮上了

He's referring to an activity he has done before.

他提到的是他以前做过的事

It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated.

令人不爽还得反复做

This suggests some sort of

这就说明是某种

invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.

侵入性医学检查很可能是结肠镜检查

Aren't there any other options?

没别的选择吗

There's not a lot of room.

空间不大

It's gonna be uncomfortable.

会很不舒服的

Yes, yes.

没错没错

I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.

绝对是结肠镜检查

Okay, bye.

好的拜

My mother's coming to visit.

我母亲要来了

How about that, you were right.

怎么样你说对了

It's out of order.

电梯故障了

Yes, I can read the sign.

知道我看到提示了

I'm just pondering the implications.

我在思考其含义

I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work.

含义就是电梯坏了

Again, I can read the sign.

再说一次我看到提示了

But the sign and the tape are coated with a layer of dust,

但提示和带子上都积了一层灰

which indicates that the elevator has been nonfunctional

表明电梯不能用

for a significant amount of time.

有好长时间了

Which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the, I assume,

这就说明要么这楼的 24到36户人家我假设的

24 to 36 residents of this building,

基于邮箱的个数

based on the number of mailboxes

和典型的城市人口密度得出的

and given typical urban population density

都特别懒散

or a shared delusion of functionality.

要么都同时产生功能性错觉

You must be Leonard's mother.

你一定是莱纳德的母亲

Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes.

我不确定我一定是但没错

Uh, I'm Penny. I'm his neighbor.

我是佩妮他的邻居

Oh, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.

贝芙莉·霍夫斯塔德博士

Oh, nice to meet you.

很高兴认识你

Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting.

你喜欢握手有趣

Uh, why don't you come with me.

跟我来吧

I'll walk you to the apartment. Oh, all right.

-我带你去他公寓 -好的

Would you like to exchange pleasantries on the way?

路上可以寒暄寒暄吗

Yeah, sure, I guess.

当然我想可以

All right, you start.

好的你先说

Okay.

好的

You know, I've always been curious.

我总是很好奇

What was Leonard like when he was little?

莱纳德小时候什么样子

Oh, I think you mean young.

我猜你是说年幼时

He's always been little.

他一直很小[个子矮小]

Right, okay.

好的

What was he like when he was young?

他年幼时什么样子

You'll have to be more specific.

你得说得更具体些

Um, okay, like, five or six.

好的大约5 6岁时

Five.

5岁

Oh, well, at that age, he was well enmeshed

在那个年纪他正陷于

in what Freud would call the phallic stage

被弗洛伊德称之为

of psychosexual development.

性心理发展的阴茎期

An outmoded theory, of course, but the boy did spend

当然是过气的理论但这孩子的确

most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.

醒着的大部分时间都紧紧地抓着"小弟弟"

Yeah, Leonard mentioned you were a psychiatrist.

莱纳德提过你以前是精神病医生

Well, that is one of my degrees.

是我的学位之一

My primary field is neuroscience.

我的主修是神经系统学

Well, I'm an actress.

我是个演员

Why?

为什么

What do you mean why?

什么为什么

Well, there are studies that suggest that many who go into

有研究表明很多从事

the performing arts suffer from an external locus of identity.

演艺事业的人都受外界认同的煎熬

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

我不知道那是什么意思

Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you,

就是说只有别人看重你时你才看重自己

which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.

一般是童年情感需要得不到满足的结果

Oh, well, I had a wonderful childhood.

我有个很棒的童年

Tell me about it.

和我说说

I know my dad wanted a boy.

我知道我爸爸想要个男孩

I-I just, I tried being good at sports,

我就拼命让自己变成运动能手

but I hated getting dirty!

但我讨厌脏兮兮的

And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.

之后我猜你进入青春期

He called me Slugger until I got my first training bra.

在我戴上少女乳罩前他一直称我为强击手

And then he just stopped playing catch with me.

之后就不再和我一起打球

I wasn't Slugger anymore.

我也不再是强击手了

Your mother's here!

你母亲来了

If you want to have intercourse with that girl,

如果你想和那女孩性交

find out what kind of cologne her fathore.

查一下她父亲用哪种古龙水就行

Good to see you, Mother.

妈妈很高兴见到您

Here's your tea, Mother.

妈妈您的茶沏好了

- Oolong? - Yes.

-乌龙茶 -是的

- Loose, not bagged? - Yes.

-散装的不是茶包 -是的

- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.

-泡了三分钟 -是的

- Two-percent milk? - Yes.

-百分之二的牛奶 -是的

- Warmed separately? - Yes.

-分别加热 -是的

- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.

-一勺糖 -是的

- Raw sugar? - Yes.

-粗糖 -是的

It's cold.

已经凉了

I'll start again.

我重头再来

I have the same problem with him.

我也觉得他有问题

My theory is that his lack of focus

我的理论是他不够专注

stems from an over-developed sex drive.

因为性欲过剩

Oh, I don't know where he would've gotten that.

我真不知道他是从哪遗传的

Aside from a pro forma consummation of our marriage,

在我和他父亲圆满的婚姻之余

his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.

我们只为了生育下一代而进行性行为

That seems a fairly efficient arrangement.

这种安排太有效率了

Yes, we think so.

我们也这么认为

We've both done papers on it.

我们都因此发表了论文

Mine from the neuroscientific point of view

我的论文是从神经系统科学的角度写的

and his from an anthropological.

他父亲是从人类学的角度

Mine, of course, was the onlyne worth reading.

当然只有我的论文值得一读

Of course.

必然的

I would very much like to read about your sex life.

我很有兴趣拜读您的性生活

Well, it's all online or you can order it

我放在网上了你也可以

from the Princeton University Press.

从普林斯顿大学出版社订购

Here's your tea, Mother.

母亲请喝茶

So, what are you guys talking about?

你们在聊什么呢

The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.

你父母性行为的频率

Swell.

一流

If you're lucky, maybe she'll show you

如果你三生有幸她可能

the PowerPoint presentation.

会给你看演讲的幻灯片

I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.

不好意思存在我另一台笔记本里

So, Mother...

那么母亲

what's new?

有什么新鲜事么

You'll have to be more specific.

你要说得具体点

All right.

好吧

Uh, what's new with you?

您有什么新鲜事么

Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.

我目前出现了一些奇妙的更年期症状

Maybe something less personal.

能谈谈不这么私人的吗

Your Uncle Floyd died.

你叔叔弗洛德死了

Oh, my God.

天啊

What happened?

发生什么事了

His heart stopped beating.

他的心跳停止了

I have to urinate.

我得去排尿了

What a remarkable woman.

真是个超赞的女人

Yeah, I-I thought you guys might hit it off.

我也觉得你们会很投缘

I envy you your childhood.

我真嫉妒你的童年生活

I hate to tell you, but the only warm memories

真不想告诉你我童年唯一的美好回忆

I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.

都是和我叔叔弗洛德在一起的

You're clearly misremembering.

你记错了吧

Your mother is brilliant,

你母亲聪明绝顶

analytical, insightful.

具有高超的分析力和洞察力

And I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because

我打赌就算你不肯吃汤菜

you wouldn't eat your Brussels sprouts.

她也不会用圣经打你

Sheldon, you don't give your mother enough credit.

谢尔顿你对你母亲的评价有失偏颇

She's warm, she's loving,

她是个有爱心的人

she doesn't glue electrodes to your head

她不会在你脑袋上贴上电极

to measure your brain waves while potty training.

当你学着上厕所时测量你的脑电波

You were lucky.

你很幸运

When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG,

我小的时候如果想做脑电图扫描

I had to attach my own electrodes.

我不得不自己贴电极

So, Dr. Hofstadter,

霍夫斯塔德博士

Leonard rarely talks about

莱纳德很少谈及

his incredibly successful brother and sister.

他成就颇高的姐姐和弟弟

Please, don't go there, Howard.

拜托霍华德别提这个了

I understand that,

我了解到

unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields.

不像莱纳德他们都是各自领域的权威人物

Boy, you suck.

你个烂人

Well, Leonard's younger brother, Michael,

莱纳德的弟弟迈克尔

is a tenured law professor at Harvard,

是哈佛的法学终身教授

and his sister just successfully grew

他的姐姐刚刚成功地

a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.

在一只青春期的长臂猿体内植入人类胰脏

So, she's close to curing diabetes?

她很快就能治愈糖尿病了

Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?

在一只十几岁的长臂猿体内植入胰脏还有别的原因么

Wow, you must be very proud.

你一定很为他们骄傲吧

Why?

为什么

They're not my accomplishments.

又不是我的成就

I have to urinate.

我得去排尿了

Why are you doing this?

你为什么这么做

You know the rules.

你知道游戏规则

You brought your mom to work-- you must suffer.

你带母亲来上班就等着受罪吧

Leonard, I had no idea

莱纳德我不知道

your siblings were so much more successful than you.

你兄妹的成就都比你高这么多

Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.

你就像是霍夫斯塔德家族里的怪物查查比[星战里的马脸怪物]

Oh, meesa think yousa lookin' so so sad.

我觉得[模仿查查比的牙买加口音] 你看起来好悲哀

You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize

我的朋友不该嘲笑我

that this is difficult and try to help me through it.

应该懂得我有多难尽力帮我

Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.

我觉得嘲笑你更有趣

Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work.

下一次看你还带不带妈妈来上班

Okee-day?

如何

That was fast.

很快嘛

Oh, the middle stall was occupied.

中间的坑被人占了

I'll have to try again later.

我得一会再去

That's totally understandable.

非常能理解

In bladder voiding, as in real estate,

排空膀胱就好像搞房地产

it's location, location, location.

地点最重要

So, where were we?

说到哪了

Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.

霍华德还和老妈住在一起而拉杰不喝醉就不会和女人说话

Go.

说吧

That's fascinating.

很吸引人

Selective mutism is quite rare.

选择性缄默症非常稀有

On the other hand, an adult Jewish male

另一方面一个成年犹太男性

living with his mother is so common

和母亲同住已经普遍到

it borders on sociological cliché.

近似于社会学的陈词滥调了

It's just temporary; I pay rent.

只是暂时的我有付房租

He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.

他现在的房间就是以前放婴儿床的

You know, both selective mutism

无论是选择性缄默症

and an inability to separate from one's mother

还是无法离开母亲独自生活

can stem from a pathological fear of women.

都可能是源于对女性的病理性恐惧

It might explain why

这或许可以解释为何

the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage

你们俩建立一段同性恋代替性婚姻关系

to satisfy your need for intimacy.

来满足自己对亲密关系的饥渴

Say what?

你说什么

That's basically what I just said.

那不是等于我说的嘛

You brought your husband to work.

你带你"老公"一起工作

You know the rules.

你知道游戏规则

Meesa thinking yousa looking pretty sad now too, betcha, betcha.

我觉得你们现在看起来也很悲哀对吧

Leonard, it's 1:00.

莱纳德已经1点了

Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1:00?

1点不是要带我参观你的实验室吗

There's no hurry, Mother.

别急妈妈

Tell them more about their secret love for each other.

再说一点他们之间的"地下恋情"

But it's 1:00.

但已经1点了

You were going to show me your laboratory at 1:00.

你应该在1点带我去参观你的实验室

Her reasoning is unassailable.

她的理由无懈可击

It is 1:00.

已经1点了

Fine. Let's go.

好吧咱们走

I think you'll find my work pretty interesting.

你肯定会觉得我的工作很有趣

I'm attempting to replicate the dark matter signal

我正在尝试复制意大利人从碘化钠晶体里

found in sodium iodide crystals by the Italians.

找到的暗物质信号

So, no original research?

没有原创性研究

No.

没有

Well, what's the point of my seeing it?

那我去看还有什么意义

I could just read the paper the Italians wrote.

我直接看意大利人的报导不就行了

Just for the record,

强烈声明

we're not in an ersatz homosexual relationship.

我们没有什么同性恋代替性关系

Well, then why didn't you say that to her?

你刚怎么不跟她说

Why is it always my responsibility?

为什么这老是我的责任

It's not always your responsibility.

并非老是你的责任

I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.

我保证这和你上周在漫画书店干的事情没两样

I can't believe you're bringing that up.

难以置信你会提起这件事

I didn't bring it up. You did.

才不是我提的是你才对

We'll talk about this later.

我们以后再说

You always say that, but we never do.

你老这么糊弄我从来没这么做过

You went to the comic book store without me.

你们居然去漫画书店不带上我

You got alcohol?

你有酒吗

Your mom still here? Yep.

-你老妈还没走 -没错

Come on in.

进来吧

Wait, wait, she's not gonna come here looking for you, is she?

等等她不会来这儿找你吧

Relax. She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.

别担心她拖了谢尔顿去医院做脑扫描

Oh, my God. What happened?

天啊怎么了

Nothing. Mother likes looking at brains

没什么老妈喜欢观察大脑

and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.

谢尔顿则想做脑扫描

Geez, what a fun couple.

一个愿打一个愿挨

She's only been here a day and a half

她只在这儿呆了一天半

and I'm seriously considering alcoholism

我已经开始认真考虑把酒精中毒

as a new career path.

作为我下半生的事业

Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday

我昨天只和她聊了5分钟

and I've been half bombed ever since.

就一直处于半醉状态

You can't let her get into your head.

你不能让她进驻你的大脑

My head, what about yours?

我的大脑那你的呢

It's too late for me.

已经太迟了

My head is her summer house.

我的大脑就是她的避暑山庄

She was right, you know.

可她并没有错

The locus of my identity is totally exterior to me.

外界对我的认同都写在脸上了

Oh, yeah, there she is. Hi, Mom.

已经被她洗脑了你好老妈

I mean, do you know where I was all morning?

你知道我整个早上去哪了吗

Auditioning with 50 other blondes

和50个金发美女抢试镜

for some stupid antidepressant commercial.

为了一个愚蠢的抗抑郁药广告

And for what?

为了什么

So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?

就为了最终得到我爸的认可

Did you get the part?

你抢到那个角色了吗

No, they said I was too perky.

没有他们说我太活泼了

You want to talk about not getting love from a parent.

你想谈谈没有亲情的生活

You know what I used to do when I was little

你知道我的小时候

to have some sensation of human contact?

想获得人体接触做了什么吗

Yeah, you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go.

知道你死抓着"小弟弟"不放

Your mother told me.

你老妈告诉我的

Of course she did.

不出所料

Anyway, that's not what I was gonna say.

但我想说的不是这个

When I was ten years old, i built a hugging machine.

我10岁时造了一个"拥抱机"

A hugging machine?

"拥抱机"

Yeah. I got a dressmaker's mannequin,

对我找了个裁缝用的假人

I stuffed it with an electric blanket

在里面塞一条电热毯

so it would be warm, and built two radio-controlled arms

就能有温度还装了两只无线电控制的手臂

that would hug me and pat my back.

能抱我拍我的背

Oh, that is so sad.

好悲哀

You know what the saddest part was? What?

-你知道最悲哀的是什么吗 -什么

My father used to borrow it.

我爸爸常把它借过去

Your scan data will be very helpful to my research.

你的扫描资料会对我的研究非常有帮助

You have a remarkable brain.

你有一颗非比寻常的大脑

I know.

必须的

Although I've always hated

虽然我不喜欢我的右额叶

how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.

在X光片上的效果

Common complaint among men.

男人抱怨最多的

Nothing's ever big enough.

总嫌东西不够大

Except when they get a tumor.

除非是个肿瘤

Then you never hear the end of it.

你就不会听到这种抱怨了

I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime.

希望改日能看看你的脑扫描

Oh, I'll send you a link,

我会发个链接给你

but its physiology is fairly unimpressive.

但就生理学来说我的脑扫描相当无趣

Oh, I can't believe that.

真难以置信

Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence

你不愿接受经验实据

suggests an attempt at flattery.

说明一种奉承之举

My apologies.

我抱歉

I've been living with your son too long.

我和你儿子住在一起太久了

Gotten into some bad habits.

染了些坏习惯

Understandable.

可以理解

Can I make you a cup of tea? I doubt it,

-能给你沏杯茶吗 -我怀疑你的能力

but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.

不过有机会的人只有你了

I feel very comfortable around you.

和你呆在一起很舒服

I feel very comfortable around you, too.

我也有同感

It's surprising

令人吃惊

because I generally don't feel comfortable around,

因为我通常跟任何人在一起都觉得

well, anyone.

不舒服

Nor I.

我也是

What are the odds that two individuals

像我们这么独特的两个人

as unique as ourselves would be connected

通过像你儿子这样的庸人

by someone as comparatively workaday as your son?

而联系上的几率有多大

Is that a rhetorical point

那是个修辞学观点呢

or would you like to do the math?

还是你想算算

I'd like to do the math.

我想算一算

I'd like that, too.

我也想

Okay, now this time, Uh-huh.

好了这次

you're gonna lick the salt...off my neck...

你要舔掉我脖子的盐

...do the shot...

喝一杯

...and then bite the lime.

再咬一口酸橙

I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything after "lick."

抱歉 "舔"后的我都没听到

Neck, shot, lime.

脖子酒酸橙

Okay, shot, lime.

好了酒酸橙

Right.

对

Where's the lime?

酸橙在哪

Oh, okay, we're sharing.

我们一起吃

So, what do you think?

你觉得怎样

I'm very tempted.

我被深深吸引了

I'm just not sure it's appropriate with my son's roommate.

我只是不确定和我儿子的室友是否合适

Normally, I'd feel the same way.

通常我也会有同感

But based on everything I've observed about us,

不过从我们身上的一切来看

I can't help but speculate we'd be very good together.

我无法自持地推测我们俩会很适合

True. I've had a similar observation.

确实我也这样觉得

It's certainly something I could never do with my husband.

绝对是我和我老公都没做过的事

I was hesitant the first time I tried it,

第一次尝试时我也很犹豫

but I experienced an unanticipated

但我体验了一次未曾料到的

and remarkable release of endorphins.

大量的安多芬[能产生快感]释放

It's quite satisfying.

非常令人满意

I see what you're doing.

我明白你的用意

You're appealing to the neuroscientific researcher in me.

你很想对我做神经学研究

You see right through me, don't you?

你完全看穿我了不是吗

Only when you're in a CAT scanner.

只能在电脑断层扫描仪上

This is actually gonna happen.

梦想就要成真了

Honey, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

亲爱的嘘嘘嘘

You shush, I'm happy. I want to talk about it.

你嘘嘘我开心我想说

You know what my mother would say about this?

你知道我妈会说什么吗

She would say because you were not loved by your father

她会说你爸爸不爱你

and I was not loved by my mother,

我妈妈也不爱我

that having sex is our way of making up for the intimacy we didn't get as children.

做爱是我们弥补儿时没有得到的亲密关系的方法

Why would you bring that up right now?

你为什么现在要提这个

I don't know.

我不知道

Foreplay?

前戏吗

So you're saying you're not having sex with me,

也就是说你不是在和我做爱

you're having sex with your mother?

是和你妈做爱吗

I'm gonna go with "no."

我想说"不是"

That is the sickest thing I've ever heard.

这是我听过最恶心的事了

Come on, you're trying to have sex with your father, and I'm okay with that.

得了吧你不也是想和你爸爸做爱我都没意见

Get out!

滚出去

She said shush. I should have shushed.

她说"嘘" 我就应该闭嘴

* Ooh, all night, all night *

* Oh, every night *

* Hold tight * * Hold tight *

* You hold tight * * Hold tight *

* Baby, hold tight *

* Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it *

All right, Mother.

好了妈妈

Um, have a nice flight.

一路顺风

That's not really in my control, is it?

那又不是我能控制的

Oh, good morning.

早上好

Morning.

早上好

Look, I was just coming over to talk to you.

我刚想过来和你谈谈

You don't have to.

没必要

Ever.

永远

Gotcha.

明白

Good-bye, Mother.

再见妈妈

Good-bye, Leonard.

再见伦纳德

So, Slugger, shall we pick up where we left off last time?

强击手我们继续上次没说完的话题吧

I mean, my mom could've just said,

我妈妈完全可以说

"Bob, get over it, she's a girl, move on."

鲍勃想开点她只是个小姑娘

But she didn't.

但她没有

- Not one word. - Interesting.

-一个字也没说 -很有趣

Would you be willing to fly to New Jersey and discuss

你能不能乘飞机去新泽西做个脑部扫描

your relationship with your parents during a brain scan?

顺便谈谈你和父母的关系吗

- Would it help? -Well, it would help me.

-会有帮助吗 -对我有帮助

生活大爆炸 第二季 The Big Bang Theory Season 2 第15集: 妈妈的电容 The Maternal Capacitance

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生活大爆炸第二季 The Big Bang Theory Season 2 第15集: 妈妈的电容 The Maternal Capacitance