- This is Thai food. - Here we go.
We don't have Thai food on thursday.
We have pizza on thursday.
Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday
At every month would be anything can happen thursday.
Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system
which when startle has its own version
On anything can happen thursday.
Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday
Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.
Rut? i think you mean consistency.
And if we're going to abandon that,
Then why even call it thursday?
Let's call it quorncle day,
And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,
And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.
I can go for some goat.
Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.
Let's go to the comic book store.
We went to the comic book store last night.
Last night was Wednesday
Wednesday is comic book night
Tonight we will be going on Thursday
Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday
Rather then get outside,
But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.
So what are we gonna do tonight?
If I may profer a suggestion
in bars, all across this great nation
Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night
Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking
99 cent margaritas
and two-for-one jello shot
The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero
ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation
The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials
By calculating the product of increasing
restricted series of fractional value
such as external planet
and the planet likely to develop life
you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex
by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA
and the number of those i find attractive
by what i call the wolowitz coefficient
The wolowitz coefficient?
needing us times stress size square
counting the numbers i come
up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius
i am a horny engineer leonard.
i never joke about math or sex.
what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.
it's anything can happen thursday
let's hit the club and meet hot women.
here we go, lock up your daughter.
we're going to hit them and quit them.
or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.
all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.
we ll definitely go into a bar
You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.
听见没有 美女们 我们迟早会临幸你们的
Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?
To the comic bookstore.
You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday
Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.
If you've failed to take into account Penny
This is anything-can-happen-Thursday
Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics
for my nephew's birthday?
No, I think you mean comic books
comics are feeble attempts humor featuring
talking babies and anthropomorphized pets
found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.
Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
Sure what does he like?
I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.
不晓得 他才13岁 随便挑吧
Just pick out anything?
May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him
without knowing his size.
or pick out his career form
without knowing his aptitude.
or pick out his breakfast cereal
without knowing his fiber requirements
Or his feelings about little marshmallows.
Spider-man. get him spider-man.
Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man,
《神奇蜘蛛侠》 《终极蜘蛛侠》 《惊奇蜘蛛侠》
The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-man 2099?
You know this can go on all night.
Why don't you just come with us?
That's what I was trying to avoid.
Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man.
Aw, what a cute, little store.
Ev-everybody's staring at me.
Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.
Here, what about this one for my nephew?
- A superb choice. - oh, great.
Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52,
And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.
What's a "multiverse"?
Get her out of here.
Come on, I'll help you pick something.
That's right. she's with us.
Guys like that are so pathetic.
Ooh, look, a new batman belt buckle.
Can I help you find something?
Oh, hey, Stuart. this is penny.
你好 史都华 这是佩妮
She's just looking for some comic books.
Blink twice if you're here against your will.
I think we're fine, stuart.
Okay. well, let me know if you need anything.
Oh, he seems like a nice guy.
You mean for someone who's into comic books?
I just meant for... yeah.
Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.
Stuart's a terrific artist.
He went to the rhode island school of design.
What about the guy over there in the
Superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?
Uh, yeah, that's captain sweatpants.
He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.
- Got it. - got it.
- Need it! - Need it!
-没买 - 没买
Let it go, sheldon.
Why should I let go? I saw it first.
Yes, but I saw it from the front.
A far less impressive feat.
I need this for my batman collection.
Well, I need it for my robin collection.
Why would I gamble?
- You let go. - no, you!
- No, you! - problem?
Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.
It's my comic book!
Leonard, we need a ruling.
Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?
A 13-year-old girl.
But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.
A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes,
Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.
Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt,
I don't know what will.
Depends. do you like it?
Wow, it's really good.
That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?
It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.
I don't believe it.
Stuart's putting the moves on penny.
I have got to learn how to draw.
Hey! once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.
Guys, have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there?
Nobody's up in anybody's business.
Let's just buy our stuff and go.
Okay, you've got my number.
Now, give me the picture.
You drive a hard bargain.
All right. so, um, just give me a call.
So, leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday?
Thank you, howard "ham-fisted" wolowitz.
Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic
The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode?
- No. - all right.
Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of
Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening?
When did you pick up on that?
When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic
The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.
Would you like some advice?
Well then,This is the perfect time to launch a
Blog with an interactive comments section?
Gee, thanks a lot.
Would you rather I offer my personal insight?
I don't need any insights.
I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.
We're practically the same guy.
Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly,
He gets 45 percent off comic books.
I really should be asking strangers on the internet.
Chinese food, vintage video games...
After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday,
This is friday night the way it was meant to be.
Who's up for sheldon-free saturday?
Hey, penny... and stuart.
So what are you kids up to?
Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.
And you guys are going together. great...
What are you guys doing?
It's friday night-- that means chinese food and vintage video games,
Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.
Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, zork.
It's the buggy beta version.
Well, you guys have fun.
- Hey, howard? - yes?
Take me to a bar with women.
- Really? - yeah.
Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.
Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.
May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?
- No, he may not. - why?
-不 不用了 -为什么
I'm not sitting here with a guy
Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.
I'll have a chocolate martini.
Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless
I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.
Look, There are plenty of bars in los angeles
where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis,
but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.
I'll have a brandy alexander.
All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.
Should we talk to some of these women?
No. it's way too early in the night for that.
See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then...
We go after the weak and the old and the lame.
That's your system?
Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine.
I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.
Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.
You know, it's kind of early.
Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?
Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?
Oh, you think "coffee," means coffee.
Come on. I think I have decaf.
Oh, good. stuart.
I thought I heard your voice.
Do you have a moment?
Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...
What are you doing?
We're having coffee.
Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?
It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.
I'll just go look for it.
Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate
In the dc comics batman chatroom, and I need your help.
Oh, yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.
I am asserting, in the event that batman's death proves permanent,
The original robin, dick grayson,
Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.
Ooh. sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.
Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.
It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.
It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
But returning to the original issue, dick grayson became nightwing,
A superhero in his own right.
Batman 2 has to be the second robin, jason todd.
Has to be? has to be?
I hope you're being deliberately provocative.
Herbal tea for me, please.
Barkeep! Alexander me.
How about those two?
No... They're eating peanuts.
And my allergies, one kiss would put me in cedars-sinai for a week.
What about the ones in the corner?
Possible. very possible.
Do you want the one in the whiplash collar
or the one who keeps blinking?
I think blinky's cute.
Wait, so we just go over there?
We have a little prep work to do.
Put this in your mouth.
We walk past them, you stumble a bit.
I say, sorry, my friend's had a little too much.
我就说 抱歉 我朋友呢...
And then I start to pull it out of your mouth.
And say, "a little too much fun."
I mean, they're laughing. we're laughing.
Then we get them up to about a .
15 blood alcohol level,
and tell them we're millionaires.
What else you got?
Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist dummy?
I can't sit on your lap. you don't know the routine.
I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-zero hour dc universe.
Removing joe chill as the killer of batman's
Parents effectively deprived him of his raison d'etre.
You can throw all the french around you want, it doesn't make you right.
You're forgetting that the infinite crisis
Storyline restored joe chill to the batman mythology.
I am forgetting nothing and I resent your tone.
Look, sheldon, it's late. I've got to get some sleep.
谢尔顿 现在很晚了 我得去睡会儿
No, I'm tired.
Darn tootin', I win.
Penny, I really had a terrific time...
No, no, no, no, no. don't wake her.
She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine.
You know, I don't think that was decaf.
Wait. is this your card or isn't it?
Trust me. this was their card.
I thought you were good at this.
You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women.
I do, all the time.
Well, what happened?
We've been sitting here all night and the longest
Conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called.
Wow. you're just going to make me come out and say it, aren't you?
You're weighing me down.
I'm a falcon who hunts better solo.
Fine. I'll sit here. you take flight and hunt.
行 我坐着 你去翱翔捕猎吧
You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt.
Actually, you can.
There's whole sport built around it.
Let's just get koothrappali and go.
It's got to be that stupid accent of his.
Hello. I am sanjay wolowitz from bombay.