生活大爆炸第三季双语台词对白剧本

Hold.

站住

What?

干嘛

Explain your sneeze.

解释你为什么打喷嚏

I'm sorry?

什么

- Do you have allergies? - No.

-你有过敏症吗 -没有

Is there too much pepper on your salad?

你在沙拉上放太多胡椒粉了吗

I don't put pepper on salads.

我没在沙拉上加胡椒粉

I've heard enough. Sit over there.

够了坐那边去

Oh, come on.I don't want to sit by myself.

别这样我不想一个人坐

[美国伤寒带菌者]

That's what Typhoid Mary said,

当年伤寒玛丽也这么说

And clearly, her friends buckled.

显然她朋友让步了所以都病了

Guys, help me.

伙计们帮帮我

Sheldon, come on.

谢尔顿别这样

Yeah, it's just one sneeze.

不就是一个喷嚏嘛

- You're on your own. - See you, buddy.

-自个坐去吧 -再见兄弟

Oh, Leonard, I have something for you.

莱纳德我有东西给你看

Per our roommate agreement, this is your 24-hour notice that I will be having

根据室友协议这是提前24小时通知

A non-related female spending two nights in our apartment.

我有一位无血缘关系的女性要在咱家住两晚

When you say "non-related female,"

你说的无血缘关系的女性

You still mean human, right?

应该指人类吧

Of course.

当然

Pets are banned under the roommate agreement,

室友协议规定不许有宠物

With the exception of service animals, such as seeing eye dogs

除了服务性动物比如导盲犬

And, one day, cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys.

及将来出现的机械装备强化的猴子帮工

Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?

你打算绑架一个女人吗

Sarcasm?

讽刺吗

Yes, but mixed with genuine concern.

对但也包含真诚的关心

For your information, I'll be playing host to Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.

告诉你们我将接待伊丽莎白·普林顿博士

The cosmological physicist from Princeton?

普林斯顿大学的宇宙物理学家

Yes.

没错

And until you acquire a surgical mask,

另外你没戴口罩前

Please address your comments to me through a napkin.

请先用餐巾捂嘴再发表言论

We've been corresponding for years about our mutual interest in

我们通信交流了好几年共同感兴趣的

Gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe.

早期宇宙中膨胀子的引力波特性

And now she's under consideration for a position at our university.

她现在考虑来我们大学工作

Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?

你怎么没说过你认识伊丽莎白·普林顿

I am a huge fan of hers!

我可是她的铁粉

I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection

我不知道我有义务分享

With things you're a fan of, but very well.

我跟你喜欢的事物的联系好吧

You enjoy Canadian bacon.

你喜欢吃加拿大熏肉

I've been to Toronto.

我去过多伦多

Okay, fine. Where is she going to sleep?

行那她睡哪里

My room, of course.

当然睡我房间

Holy crap!

我靠

Holy crap!

我靠

Yeah, um, I have a two-part question.

我有个两部分的问题

Go ahead.

请说

A: Are you kidding me?

第一你在开玩笑吗

And B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?

第二你丫的开玩笑吧

A: I rarely kid.

第一我很少开玩笑

And B: When I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "bazinga."

第二我开玩笑时你会听到我用"逗你玩"这个词

So you're saying the two of you are going to be sleeping in the same bed?

这么说你们俩要睡在同一张床上

Yes.

对

Bazinga.

逗你玩

Leonard?

莱纳德

Thank you.

谢了

Why is a world-renowned scientist

为什么一位世界知名的科学家

Staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?

选择住我们家而不住酒店

Well, she doesn't care for hotels.

她不喜欢住酒店

And who can blame her?

这也不能怪她

Windows that don't open,

打不开的窗户

Multi-user linens,

N个人用过的床单

Keys shaped like credit cards-- as if one walks around

卡式的钥匙好像谁的钱包

With unassigned slots in one's wallet.

都有空的卡槽似的

All right, I believe I have time

好了所剩时间

For one more question.

只够回答一个问题

Yes, Raj?

说吧拉杰

When can I sit with you again?

我什么时候能坐回你们旁边

When I've seen Two consecutive negative throat cultures

等我看到连续两次相隔12小时

Spaced 12 hours apart. You know the drill.

咽拭子检测呈阴性你知道怎么做

All right, if you'll excuse me, I am off to start

好了诸位失陪了我要去进行

A prophylactic course of antibiotics.

预防性抗生素治疗

I can't believe he's friends with elizabeth plimpton.

不敢相信他居然是伊丽莎白·普林顿的朋友

I can't believe they let him into canada.

不敢相信他们居然让他进加拿大

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You heard the man.

喂你刚刚没听到吗

Where's your throat cultures?

你的咽拭子检测结果呢

Kidding. Sit down.

开玩笑坐吧

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Hey, Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Oh, Penny, excellent.

佩妮正好

I have a question about these maxi pads.

我对加长型卫生棉有个疑问

Are the wings truly functional

这个护翼真的有用吗

Or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?

还是我沦为广告宣传的受害者了

What?

什么

Why are you doing with-- what?

你干嘛买...什么

The stock boy at Walgreens

沃格林的男售货员

Was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.

根本没给我提供什么信息

Sheldon, what are you doing with maxi pads?

谢尔顿你买卫生棉干嘛

I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days.

我有个女性朋友要在我这里住几天

What?

什么

I want her to feel at home.

我想让她宾至如归

I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, midol,

我还买了香皂裤袜痛经药

Calcium chews and what is apparently a yogurt

咀嚼钙还有这种酸奶

Specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.

专门调节女性肠道的

Wait, wait, hold on, back up.

等等前面一句

You're having a woman stay with you?

有个女人要跟你住在一起

Yes.

对

Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?

怎么每个人听到都大吃一惊

Oh... no, no, no, no.

不不是

I'm not flabbergasted.

我不是吃惊

I'm... puzzled.

我是...疑惑

Yeah, let's go with puzzled.

就是疑惑

A word of warning.

友情提示

My guest is a noted physicist

这位客人是著名物理学家

And the leading expert on quantum cosmology,

量子宇宙论的权威专家

So please try to avoid wasting her time

请不要跟她聊女性无聊话题

With female jibber jabber.

浪费她的时间

Female jibber jabber?

什么叫女性无聊话题

Shoe sales, hair styles,

鞋子特价发型泥面膜

Mud masks, gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.

还有你朋友布莱德和安吉丽娜的八卦

Oh, they're not my friends.

他们不是我的朋友

I'm not surprised, considering the way you talk about them behind their backs.

我知道鉴于你在背后说了他们那么多坏话

She's here, she's here.

她来了她来了

How do I look? Do I look smart?

我看上去怎么样聪明吗

Oh, good grief. This isn't about you.

老天爷这又不是你的事

Coming!

来了

Now, listen.

听好

One of the great minds of the 21st century

21世纪最杰出的头脑之一

is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century.

将以东道的身份迎接另一位杰出头脑

So pay attention.

你要仔细看着

Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event.

没准儿多年以后我的传记作者问起你这个伟大时刻

Oh, I have so many things to tell your biographer.

我有太多话想跟你的传记作者说

Dr. Cooper, thank goodness. I completely forgot your address.

库珀博士谢天谢地我完全不记得你的地址

But then I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.

还好我还记得写在了手上

Lucky for me,

幸好

I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand,

我没记成另外一只手

which are the coordinates for a newly discovered neutron star.

那只写的是一颗最新发现的中子星的坐标

'cause if I tried to go there, I'd be crushed by hypergravity.

因为想去那儿的话我会被超重力压碎的

- Anyway, hello. - Hello.

-不说这些了你好啊 -你好

Nice to finally meet you in person.

很高兴能见到你的本尊哦

I would imagine it is.

我猜也是

This is my friend and roommate, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

这位是我朋友兼室友莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

Hi-lo.

你嗨

I-I started to say "hi,"

我我本来想说"你好"

and then I switched to "hello" in the middle.

中途又想说"嗨"

It came out "hi-lo."

结果就成了"你嗨"

Uh, it's nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你

I-I've read both your books and most of your papers.

我拜读过你的书和许多论文

I-I'm Leonard, I live here, you're brilliant.

我叫莱纳德就住这儿你太有才了

I apologize.

真不好意思

He's only an experimental physicist.

他只是个搞实验物理的

No need to apologize.

没关系

Some of my best friends are experimental physicists.

我有几个好朋友也是搞实验的

Well, not my best friends, but I know them.

其实也不算好朋友就是认识而已

My best friend is

我最要好的朋友

a molecular chemist named Wendy.

是一位名叫温迪的分子化学家

I'm sorry, I'm rambling.

真不好意思我话太多了

Hi-lo.

你嗨

Are you hungry, thirsty?

你饿吗渴吗

Can I offer you anything?

我来招待你吧

No, she's my guest.

不用了她是我的客人

If anyone should offer her anything, it should be me.

要招待她的话也该由我来吧

Elizabeth, can I get you something?

伊丽莎白我能为你效劳吗

Perhaps a feminine hygiene product

你想要女性卫生用品

or a bowel-regulating yogurt?

还是调节肠道的酸奶

Interesting choices.

这俩选项都很有意思嘛

Based on my current needs, I guess I'd pick the yogurt.

考虑到我现在的需求还是酸奶吧

Excellent.

好极了

If the yogurt works,

要是这酸奶起作用的话

I bought some delightful scented candles.

我还买了些香薰蜡烛

Look, it's you.

这是你耶

Thank you so much for opening up your home to me.

非常感谢你们让我住在这里

Well, who wants to stay in a hotel?

谁愿意住宾馆啊

Windows that don't open, those crazy card-shaped keys.

窗户又打不开诡异的卡片式钥匙

I'm so glad you understand.

知音啊我太高兴了

No, he doesn't understand.

不对他不是你的知音

I understand.

我才是

Well, I understand, too.

我也是啊

You're just misappropriating my understanding.

你剽窃了我的想法

I think any university would want you.

我觉得任何一所大学都想要你

Except, of course, any university that had already had you.

当然除了那些已经接纳你的大学

Because they would've already wanted you before they, you know, got you.

因为他们在接纳你之前已经想要你了

From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."

这就是跟你说"你嗨"的那位

Let me show you to your room.

我带你去房间看看吧

All right.

好啊

I guess I am tired. Good night, Leonard.

我也觉得我困了晚安莱纳德

Uh, sleep night.

好安

I mean, obviously, good night.

我想说晚安

I started to say "sleep tight,"

我本来想说"好梦"

then I changed my mind in the middle.

然后我又中途改了主意

I swear to god, I'm smart.

我对天发誓我很聪明的

Get it together, man.

说都不会话了伙计

All right, let me show you

好的给你展示一下

some of the features of the room.

这个房间里的一些功能吧

First, windows.

首先窗户

Conventional.

很常见

Open, closed.

打开关上

Open, closed.

打开关上

Halfway open.

开一半

Or halfway closed, depending on your philosophical bent.

或者说关一半这取决于你的哲学取向

Over here is my comic book collection. Feel free to browse.

这里是我的漫画收藏可以随意浏览

There's a box of disposable reading gloves

这里有一盒阅读专用的一次性手套

on the night stand.

就在床头柜上

Good to know.

很好

In here, you'll find emergency provisions.

在这里你可以找到应急储备

An eight-day supply of food and water, a crossbow,

足够八天的食物和水一把弩

Season 2 of Star Trek the original series on a high-density flash drive.

一个高密度优盘里面有原版的《星际迷航》第二季

What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports?

那要是所有的USB接口都在灾难中坏掉了呢

Then there's really no reason to live, is there?

那就真的没法儿活了不是吗

Can I ask a question about your roommate?

我能问个关于你室友的问题吗

He's an odd duck, isn't he?

他是个蠢货对吧

What's his relationship status?

他的情感生活是个什么状态

Well, there was a misbegotten adventure

他跟住在走廊对面的那个女服务员

With a waitress who lives across the hall.

有过一段奸情

It ended as inexplicably as it began.

莫名其妙开始又莫名其妙结束

They had very little in common,

他俩没有什么共同点

except for carnal activity.

除了床笫之欢

That's why I acquired

这就是为什么

these noise-canceling headphones.

我准备了这副隔音耳麦

If you decide to use them,

如果你打算用它的话

please clean the ear pieces afterwards

请记得戴完之后用湿巾把耳罩擦干净

with the wet wipes you'll find in the bathroom.

湿巾就在卫生间里

They're in the drawer labeled "wet wipes."

有个贴着"湿巾"标签的抽屉

Okay.

行

Good. I'll leave you to your nighttime ablutions.

很好那就不打扰你晚上梳洗时间了

I've e-mailed you the morning bathroom schedule.

早上卫生间的使用时间表已经发你邮箱

You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet.

欢迎礼包里还有一份塑封过的版本

It's on the back of the emergency escape route diagram.

就印在紧急逃生线路图的背面

How thoughtful.

真体贴

- Sleep well, my friend. - You, too.

-睡个好觉朋友 -你也是

Oh, let me just get one thing.

让我再拿一样东西

It's my backup emergency supply kit.

这是我的备用应急储备包

The living room escape route doesn't pass through here.

客厅的紧急逃生路线不经过这边

Now, good night.

晚安

And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

如果世界末日降临的话祝你好运

Yes?

请进

I saw your light on.

我看见你的灯还亮着

Is everything all right?

你没事吧

Yeah, I just couldn't sleep.

没事我就是睡不着

Me neither.

我也睡不着

Oh, look what I'm reading.

你看我在读什么

It's you.

你的书哦

I thought you already read it.

你不是读过了吗

I did, but it's been a while,

是读过不过有一阵子了

And I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.

我想在早餐时表现得聪明点

Aw, you're smart.

你很聪明了

Oh, good.

是吗太好了

Wasn't sure it was coming across.

我还担心你没看出来

What chapter are you on?

在读第几章

Uh, six.

第六章

Oh, the extragalactic distance ladder.

银河系外距离等级

Want to know a little secret?

想知道一个小秘密吗

Sure.

当然

I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu effect completely naked.

威尔逊-巴普效应那一节我是全裸着写的

Really?

真的吗

Uh, sure doesn't read that way.

读起来可不像

Here, let me show you.

我来给你演示

When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars,

考虑到脉动变星的亮度变化

we start to see a possible explanation

这可能就是

for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.

哈勃常数出现数值分歧的原因之一

You really make science come alive.

你的科学真是活色生香

Vocal test. Morning vocal test.

语音测试清晨语音测试

Second vocal test.

第二次语音测试

Second morning vocal test.

第二次清晨语音测试

Morning, Sheldon.

谢尔顿早

Morning.

早

Morning, Sheldon.

谢尔顿早

Morning.

早

I trust you had a pleasant night.

昨晚过得愉快吗

More than pleasant.

不是一般愉快

Excuse me, I'm going to relieve myself.

失陪一下我要去方便

How do you take your coffee?

喝什么咖啡

- Black. - Okeydoke.

-清咖啡 -好滴

Pee for Houston, pee for Austin,

为休斯顿而尿为奥斯丁而尿

pee for the state my heart got lost in.

为我深爱的州而尿

And shake twice for Texas.

再为德州抖两抖

Something his mother taught him.

他妈妈教他的

All right, Elizabeth, the bathroom is yours.

好了伊丽莎白轮到你用卫生间了

The seat is down, and has been sanitized for your protection.

坐垫我放下了为保护你健康还消了毒

That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first.

你真细心不过我想先喝完咖啡

Ah, so the yogurt didn't work.

看来酸奶是没起作用

I'll fire off a critical e-mail to the manufacturer.

我要火速去给生产商写邮件指责他们

Oh, good, you're up. Look, my car won't start.

太好了你们都起了我的车发动不了

I need a ride to work.

需要有人送我上班

Did you once again ignore your "check engine" light?

又对检查引擎灯置之不理了

No, Mr. Smarty-pants.

不是大明白先生

I ignored the "fill gas tank" light.

我这次没理加油提示灯

Leonard, Penny wants to exploit any

莱纳德佩妮来查探下

residual feelings you have for her

你是否对她余情未了

in order to get a ride to work.

以达到搭车上班的目的

Oh, yeah, sure, let me just put this in a travel mug.

好当然等我把咖啡倒旅行杯里

Hello.

你好

Hi.

嗨

Oh, Penny, this is Dr. Plimpton...

佩妮这位是普林顿博士

A leading expert on quantum cosmology.

量子宇宙论权威专家

Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress

普林顿博士这是佩妮

who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays

一名不理解内燃机需要

in the internal combustion engine.

汽油做燃料的服务生

Nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你

Nice to meet you, too.

很高兴见到你

Are you enjoying your stay?

在这住得好吗

Yes, very much.

是的非常好

Good.

那就好

Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished.

太棒了无意义的客套话交流完毕

Elizabeth, Leonard's bathroom time is coming up,

伊丽莎白莱纳德如厕时间就要到了

and believe me, you do not want to follow him.

相信我在他后面去可不是好事

Excuse me.

失陪了

Okay, well, I guess I should get dressed

好吧我看我得去换衣服了

so I can take everyone to work.

好送大家去上班

You and Sheldon

你谢尔顿

and Sheldon's friend,

还有谢尔顿的朋友

Dr. Plimpton, who you just met.

普林顿博士你刚见过的

Gonna be fun.

肯定会有趣

Like a clown car.

就像玩具车

Hang on. Hmm?

等等

Yeah? What? Huh?

哦什么事

We just broke up.

我们刚刚分手

Wha... uh, you and me? Yeah, we did.

什么... 你我吗是哈

Not too long ago.

不久之前

How are you doing with it?

你适应得如何

Not as good as you apparently.

明显没你适应得好

I, um, I don't follow.

我什么没明白

You know what? It's, it's none of my business.

知道吗这不不关我的事

If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy

我们刚刚分手

right after we stopped seeing each other, go for it.

你就想和谢尔顿的博士朋友上床那就去吧

Excuse me.

打扰一下

I'm uncomfortable with you recommending

我对你提议莱纳德

that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton,

争取与普林顿博士性交感到不安

who I assure you has better things to do.

她可还有更重要的事要忙

I'm not recommending it.

我不是提议

I'm saying it already happened.

他已经那样做了

That's preposterous.

这太荒谬了

Tell her, Leonard.

是吧莱纳德

Well...

那个...

No.

不是吧

Come on. It wasn't my fault.

拜托不是我的错

The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

莫非你是想说你不小心绊倒正好摔她身上了

You know what? I'm just gonna take the bus to work.

算了我还是坐公车上班吧

Penny, I can still drive you.

佩妮让我开车送你吧

Oh, no, no, it's okay.

算了不必了

You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant.

我怕你踩到香蕉皮然后把我搞怀孕了

I must say, i'm shocked by this betrayal.

我必须要说你的背叛真令我震惊

I didn't betray Penny.

我没有背叛佩妮

Not Penny, me!

不是佩妮是我

How am I betraying you?

我怎么背叛到你了

Elizabeth's my friend, and you're playing with her!

伊丽莎白是我的朋友你却跟她玩

Yeah, I guess I did.

好吧确实玩了

What the hell are you doing?

你这是干什么呢

[奈奎尔: 一种夜间使用的感冒药]

Relax, it's NyQuil.

别紧张这是奈奎尔

You still have a cold?

你感冒还没好

Maybe, but I don't care.

或许吧可我不在乎

That's the great thing about NyQuil, it's like ten-percent booze.

这就是奈奎尔的妙处里面有10%的酒

I call it the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing

我叫它一夜鼻涕喷嚏咳嗽不断

so you can talk to girls medicine.

但能让你跟女孩讲话的神药

Are you having trouble sleeping?

你晚上睡不着吗

'cause, boy, I was up all night.

要知道我可是一夜没睡啊

Did you get a cold, too?

你也感冒了吗

No, but I was awake all night.

不但我整夜都没睡哟

If you want,

想吃药的话

I can give you some of my mom's sleeping pills.

我可以给你些我妈的安眠药

She won't notice they're missing?

要是少了她不会发现吗

She doesn't know she takes them.

她都没发现自己在吃安眠药

No, that's okay.

没事

It was something else keeping me up last night.

是其它事让我整夜不睡

And again this morning.

今早也是哦

And... I didn't mind.

我也不介意哟

I was up last night.

我昨晚没睡

I was up this morning.

今早也没睡

I didn't mind.

我也不介意

Those are your clues.

都提示你们这么多了

Did the pigeon on your windowsill have more babies?

你窗台上的鸽子又孵了一窝小鸟吗

No.

不是

Were you up making another stop-motion lego movie?

你又不睡整什么乐高动画电影了吧

No.

不是

'cause let me tell you,

告诉你吧

It's not enough to make the legos move,

光是让乐高玩具动起来可不够

They also have to capture your heart.

还要让他们有爱懂吗

Okay, I'll give you one more clue.

再提示一下

It involved another person.

还涉及到另一个人

Did you get a Japanese love pillow?

你搞了个日本性爱抱枕吗

How is a japanese love pillow another person?

日本性爱抱枕能算人吗

It is if you love her and give her a name.

要是你爱她又给她起名字当然算

Dr. Plimpton, I'd like you to meet my colleagues--

普林顿博士我来给你介绍我的同事

Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali

这位是拉杰·库萨帕里博士

And not-a-doctor Howard Wolowitz.

和不是博士的霍华德·沃罗威茨

- I'm a big fan of your work. - Thank you.

-我是的忠实粉丝 -多谢

And of course, you've already introduced yourself to Dr. Hofstadter.

不用我说你和霍夫斯塔德博士已经互相认识过了

Hey, you.

你好呀

Hey, you.

你也好呀

Boy, I'm kind of tuckered out.

天我可真是精疲力竭

How are you feeling, Elizabeth?

你感觉如何伊丽莎白

You know what?

要我说吗

I am a little tired.

我是有点累

Would you be a dear and get me a cup of coffee?

能行行好帮我拿杯咖啡吗

Sure.

当然

Black, right?

要清咖啡吧

Actually, now I think I want it hot, brown and sweet.

其实我现在更想喝火辣甜蜜的印度咖啡

Coming right up.

马上就来

What?

你来干嘛

What do you mean "what?" it's halo night.

你什么意思今晚是光晕之夜

I can't. I'm too sick.

我不能玩病得厉害

Go away.

快走

That's why we moved halo night here.

所以我们才转战到你家

Look, I brought my mom's chicken soup.

看我还带了我妈做的鸡汤

I'm not hungry.

我不饿

Don't send him away.

别赶他走嘛

- Let him in. - Who's that?

-让他进来 -那是谁

I bought a parrot.

我买了只鹦鹉

Yeah, right.

得了吧

Dr. Plimpton?

普林顿博士

Hi. Howard, right?

嗨你是霍华德吧

Uh, yeah.

我是

Can I ask you a question, howard?

能问你个问题吗霍华德

Do you like role-playing games?

你喜欢角色扮演游戏吗

Yeah, sure.

当然

In fact, I'm a dungeon master.

其实我是个地下城主

Not tonight.

今晚可以换种口味

Tonight you are a delivery man.

今晚你就当个送外卖的

You brought soup,

送来了鸡汤

But uh-oh, Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you.

但不幸的是拉杰和我却没钱付给你

So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement.

所以我们只能搞一些特殊交易

Beg your pardon?

你说什么

You two figure out the details,

你们自己商量下细节

I'm going to go change into something

我去换下装

I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.

等着你们一把撕掉

What the frak?

我靠真的假的

Go away.

你快走

She wants new delhi, not kosher deli.

她喜欢印度风的不是什么犹太风

Besides, you have a girlfriend.

再说你都有女友了

We broke up weeks ago.

都分手几星期了

Why didn't you say anything?

怎么都不见你提过

I was waiting for the right time.

我在等待最佳时机

This is the right time.

现在时机就正好

Hey, who's ready for halo?

准备好光晕大战了吗

Oh, this is like a nightmare.

我靠又来个人添乱

Get lost!

快滚

He's right. The numbers are shaky enough as it is.

没错人数已经够多了

I don't understand.

我没听懂

Oh, good.Leonard's here.

哇哦赞莱纳德来了

Good?!

Elizabeth? What's going on?

伊丽莎白怎么回事

What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men

现在你和霍华德是我的搬运工

And Raj is my new landlord

而拉杰是我的新房东

And I don't have enough money to pay any of you.

可我却没钱付给你们

Is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting?

她的意思和我想的一样淫荡吗

Yep.

对

Welcome to the penthouse forum.

欢迎来到淫荡世界[原义为一本色情杂志]

Okay, show of hands. Who's up for this?

举手表决有谁同意

We'll all be naked in front of each other.

我们仨都得赤裸裸坦诚相对的

I'm out.

那我不干

Everybody ready?

大家准备好了吗

Follow my lead.

按我说的做

Almost.

就快了

We're, we're going to go out into the hallway and,

我们准备到走廊上去

make a dramatic entrance.

来个戏剧性登场

Oh, good. It's so much better when everyone commits.

太好了这种效果更好

Run. Run, run, run. Don't look back.

快走快走别回头看

I thought we had something special.

我还以为能有些特别的呢

So, you say you can't pay your rent...

这么说你付不出房租咯

Oh, Leonard?

莱纳德

I found these in the dryer.

我在脱水机里发现的

I'm assuming they belong to Sheldon.

应该是谢尔顿的吧

Thanks.

多谢

It's really hard to find these in his size.

童装要买到这样的尺码真不容易

So, listen.

听着

I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning.

关于那天早上的事我一直想找你谈谈

You mean you and Dr. Slutbunny?

你是指你和淫荡骚女博士的事吗

Yeah, I wanted to explain.

我想向你解释

Well, you don't owe me an explanation.

你不必向我解释

- I don't? - No, you don't.

-是吗 -对啊

So, you are not judging me.

这么说你不会有想法咯

I'm judging you nine ways to Sunday.

我当然有想法

But you don't own me an explanation.

但你不必向我解释

Nevertheless, I'd like to get one on the record,

不管怎样我还是要解释一下

so you can understand why I did what I did.

让你明白我为什么要这么做

I'm listening.

我听着呢

She let me.

她自己送上门的

生活大爆炸 第三季 The Big Bang Theory Season 3 第21集: Plimpton刺激 The Plimpton Stimulatio

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