生活大爆炸第五季双语台词对白剧本

Howard Wolowitz.

霍华德·沃罗威茨

Hey, Howard. Dave Roeger here at NASA.

霍华德我是太空总署的戴夫·罗杰

We need to talk about your upcoming mission.

我们需要谈谈你接下来的任务

Yes, yes, I've been doing my push-ups.

没问题我每天都还有在做俯卧撑呢

I'm still stuck at nine, but...

虽然我目前只能做九个但...

...that's going all the way down with no one holding me.

这都是没人托着我的情况下顺利完成的

That's great, uh, but that's not why I called.

那很好但这不是我找你的原因

We've run into a bit of a snafu.

我们遇到点大麻烦

Your Soyuz capsule failed the pressurization test,

你的联盟号太空舱没通过增压测试

so bottom line, mission's been scrubbed.

总而言之你的任务被废止了

You're kidding. So what does that mean?

不是吧那"废止"的意思是...

Boy, I got to tell you,

我不得不说

I'm really disappointed.

我真的很失望

This was my dream ever since I was a little kid.

这是我儿时以来的梦想

Okay, well, uh, thanks for the call.

无论如何还是要感谢您的来电

Yep, you, too.

好的您也保重

Yes! Thank you!

太棒了谢天谢地啊

I'm not gonna die in space!

老子不用死在太空里了

I'm gonna die the way God intended,

我可以按照上帝的旨意

in my late 50s, with a heart full of pastrami.

五六十岁时死于吃太多熏肉引发的心脏病了

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I'm going to need a larger shirt.

我需要一件更大的衬衫

This one's a little tight under the arms.

这件腋下部位有点紧

Okay.

好吧

Do you think maybe it's tight

你不觉得之所以会紧

because you're wearing long underwear?

是因为你里面穿了套长的内衣裤吗

Yes, of course that's why it's tight.

废话当然是因为这个

All right, let me rephrase the question.

好吧让我重新表述下问题

Why are you wearing long underwear?

你干嘛要穿长的内衣裤啊

You're kidding.

你不是吧

Shouldn't the question be: why aren't you?

重点应该是 "为何你不穿长内衣裤"

No, it should be: why are you?

不应该是"为何你穿啊"

Leonard, these rental tuxedos have been

莱纳德这些租赁的礼服早已被

worn by hundreds of sweaty strangers.

上百个满身臭汗的陌生人穿过

I don't like my own sweat touching my skin,

我连沾到自己的汗都讨厌

how do you think I feel about theirs?

陌生人的汗不是更要命吗

Why don't you slip this on?

试试这件吧

Said the hangman offering a noose.

就跟绞刑吏来送绞索一样

Well, that wasn't as entertaining as when he rents bowling shoes,

虽然不如他租保龄球鞋时搞笑

but it was right up there.

不过也相差无几了

Well, that's it.

好吧木已成舟

My orders have been rescinded.

我的任命被撤销了

I am officially "no go" to space.

我正式"去不成"太空了

I'm sorry, Howard, but I got to tell you,

我很遗憾霍华德不过老实说

I'm a little relieved you're not going.

你去不成我反倒松了一口气

Why?

为什么

Come on, you were gonna go up in a rocket

拜托送你上太空的火箭

designed in the 1960s by the Russians.

可是俄国人在上世纪六十年代设计的

Yeah, so?

是啊那又如何

When was the last time you were at Best Buy

你可有过去百思买购物时

and you heard someone say, "ooh, check out this Blu-ray player,

听别人说 "快看这个蓝光播放器

it must be good, it was built in Russia"?

是俄国制造的呢肯定不错"的经验吗

Well, their technology isn't that bad.

他们的技术也没那么糟啦

When you come back to Earth in a Soyuz capsule,

当你坐着联盟号太空舱返回地球时

you free-fall from space at 500 miles per hour,

你会以每小时500英里的速度自由落体

and the only thing that slows you down

唯一帮你减速的东西

is a little parachute that pops out

是你撞向地面的前一刻

right before you crash into the ground.

弹出的小小降落伞

And the whole thing was designed by the same brilliant minds

而设计这火箭的人可是连飞鼠洛奇和

飞鼠洛奇和驯鹿布尔温克美国六十年代经典卡通片《飞鼠洛基冒险记》的主角

who were unable to capture Rocky and Bullwinkle.

驯鹿布尔温克都抓不到的"聪明"俄国人呢

All right, well, whatever.

好吧不管怎么说

I wasn't worried.

我一点也不担心

You weren't?

是吗

Let me explain the difference between you and me.

让我解释一下你和我的区别

You watch Star Trek

你是《星际迷航》的看客

I live it.

而我是住客

Oh, please. I don't remember the episode of Star Trek

拜托《星际迷航》可有过任何一集

where the guy never goes to space

是讲一个没去成太空的家伙

and brags about it in a tuxedo store.

在礼服店自吹自擂的故事啊

Make all the jokes you want,

随你怎么嘲笑我

but there's only one of us here brave enough

但我们之中也就只有一个人足够勇敢

to almost do what I almost did.

差点真做了上太空的大业

Ah, much better.

这回好多了

You must be burning up.

你现在肯定热得要死吧

A little. But not more than your urethras will be

是有点不过也比你们从那些裤子染上点

after whatever's in those pants swims up them.

不知名的病菌然后尿道灼热瘙痒来得强

I cut quite the dashing, yet hygienic figure, don't I?

我将潇洒与卫生完美的结合起来了不是吗

I look like the Flash about to get married.

我看上去就像是闪电侠要结婚了

Oh! A tissue! A tissue!

天啊废纸巾废纸巾

Oh, good Lord!

上帝啊

Uh, where's he going?

他要上哪去

He keeps emergency Purell in the car.

他在车里准备了紧急消毒液

Keys! Keys! Keys!

钥匙给我给我给我

- Hey, you. - Before I come in,

-是你啊 -我进来之前

you should know, I have gas.

得先告诉你我可是有"气"而来哟

For the record, not your worst opening line.

说起来你还说过更烂的开场白呢

Check it out. It's the gas I use

来看吧这瓶气是我用来让

in my free-electron laser to support high voltages.

自由电子激光支持高电压的

But it also has an interesting secondary use.

但它还有个有趣的第二用途

Here. Breathe this in.

给你吸一口

B-Before I do it,

在我吸之前

if you're a cop you have to tell me, right?

如果你是条子你会告诉我的吧

- Just try it. - Okay.

-吸就好啦 -好吧

What's it supposed to...

吸完后会...

Oh, my God, that's so freaky!

天啊这太诡异了

You're a mean one

"你这个小气鬼"

出自同名歌曲《You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch》

Mr. Grinch.

"圣诞怪杰先生"

Okay. Me, me, me. Ready?

好了好了到我了准备好没

Leonard, I am your father.

莱纳德我是你爹

I have never been more attracted to a woman

我这辈子从没这么被一个

who sounds like a man in my life.

声音像男人的女人吸引过

Hey... you know how we've been...

你知道我们一直...

taking things slow?

进展得比较慢吧

Well, I've been thinking, and...

我最近一直在想...

maybe I'm ready to...

或许我准备好...

take things a little... faster.

让进展加快...一点点啦

Oh, great.

太好了

And I promise, after waiting four months,

我向你保证憋了四个月之后

fast is what you're gonna get.

也就只能当"快枪手"了

You know, just-just one thing.

不过有个问题

Look, we're in a really great place right now,

我们现在关系那么融洽

and I don't want to do anything

我不想做出任何

that will make stuff all weird again.

把关系弄尴尬的事情

So we won't let it get weird.

那我们就别让它变尴尬不得了

Okay. Oh, and just a heads-up...

行我还得提个醒

mm, since the last time you saw me naked,

从我们上次"亲密"到现在这之间

儿童节目《芝麻街》中的人物角色

I got a Cookie Monster tattoo.

我纹了个甜怪饼纹身

The acceptable response"s when you see it

你看到的时候除了称赞"好炫"

are "awesome" or nothing.

我不想听到其他废话

What about...

那我就说

Cookies!

我要甜饼

Amy?

艾米

Amy?

艾米

Amy?

艾米

7:00, right on time.

七点刚好准时

It's not an accident.

这可不是什么"刚好"

I waited outside your door for 20 minutes.

人家在足足在门外等了二十分钟呢

Well, dinner's almost ready.

晚餐马上就好

I must say,

我不得不说

I was surprised you chose to spend

我真没想到你会选择在家里

our date night in your apartment.

度过我们的约会之夜

As I mentioned,

正如我提到的

the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times,

帕萨迪纳市议会正在辩论加长行人过马路的时间

and later, the LEGO store is having a midnight madness sale.

而且乐高专卖店午夜还会举行疯狂大甩卖

You ask anyone, that's a hot date.

任谁都觉得那样的约会更血脉喷张

Tempting choices, but I have something special

是挺诱人不过今晚我准备了

planned for tonight.

一些特别的东西

What can be more special than

有什么能比

having an adequate amount of time to cross the street

在去买乐高夺宝奇兵模型的路上

on your way to buy a tiny LEGO Indiana Jones?

能有充足时间过马路更特别啊

With our friends moving forward in their relationships,

鉴于我们的朋友关系都正在向前发展

I've decided that we should make progress in ours as well.

我决定我们的关系也该更进一步了

Oh, dear Lord.

老天哪

Two years ago, we didn't even know each other,

两年前我们还不认识对方呢

and now I'm in your apartment after dark.

现在我们就"夜晚时分你家见"了

How much faster can this thing go?

这关系进展得还不够快吗

I had a feeling you'd be reluctant,

我早有预感你会不同意

which is why I'm going to dip

所以我准备要使出我

into my neurobiological bag of tricks.

神经生物学版的锦囊妙计了

Oh, you brain monkeys kill me. Dip away.

你那些猴子主意最好玩了挖吧

I have devised an experiment

我设计了一个实验

that I believe will increase your feelings for me

我相信这能让你

in an accelerated time frame.

加快对我产生感情

And how do you propose to do that?

你准备怎么做呢

Uh, hope you're not thinking

希望你不是想着

about some sort of LSD thought control.

用迷幻药来对我进行思想控制

Because there's only one mind-expanding drug that this man enjoys,

因为我只喜欢一种迷药此药名"知识"

and that's called school.

"唯知识能令我着迷"

Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up.

情感的依赖是随着人类生长而诞生的

In your case, to your mother, superheroes, et cetera.

以你来说你依恋母亲超能英雄等等

I'm going to attempt an experiment that

我准备尝试一个实验

will get you to transfer those feelings to me.

让你将这些情感转移到我身上

Well, seems what's on the menu tonight

看来今晚的菜

is malarkey with a big side of poppycock.

只有"胡言乱语"和"胡说八道"呢

We'll see.

试了才知道

Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we?

我们先听一首浪漫的晚餐音乐好吗

Super Mario Bros.theme?

超级玛丽的主题曲

Yes.

没错

I see what you're doing.

我明白你在干什么了

You're attempting to build on the work of Ebbinghaus

你想如法炮制艾宾豪斯的方法

德国心理学家首先设计了测量机械学习和记忆的实验方法证实了记忆是基于联想

by triggering an involuntary memory of me playing that game--

从潜意识勾起我玩这个游戏时的记忆

admittedly the happiest 600 hours of my childhood...

也就是我儿时那最快乐的六百个小时

...but it won't work.

不过这是没用的

Fine. There's no reason we still can't have a lovely dinner.

好吧但也不影响我们享用晚餐

Why don't you have a seat.

你先就坐吧

May I offer you something to drink?

我给你倒点饮料喝吧

You know I don't drink.

你知道我不喝饮料

Not even...

这个也不喝吗

strawberry Quik?

草莓速溶奶

I love strawberry Quik.

我超爱草莓速溶奶

It's my favorite pink fluid,

我最喜欢的粉色液体

narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol.

比佩托比斯摩[粉色液体胃药]略胜一筹

Oh, I know.

我知道

I think it will go nicely

我觉得这个正好搭配

with what I have prepared...

我特意准备的

for dinner.

晚餐

Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it!

意粉里面还加了热狗切片

Just like your mommy used to make.

跟以前你妈妈做的一样

Oh... yummy, yummy!

大餐啊大餐

We should do this more often.

我们以后要经常这样约会

Uh-oh.

糟糕

I'm sorry. I did,

对不起我错了

I crossed a line. I didn't mean to!

我太过分了我不是故意的

Who says something like that right in the middle of sex?!

有谁会在做爱的时候说这样的话啊

I don't know, it just came out.

我不知道不自觉就说出口了

People say weird things during sex all the time.

很多人在做爱期间都会说奇怪的话嘛

Okay, well, they sure as hell don't say that.

可没人会说这个啊

- It was the heat of the moment. - No,

-高潮时刻情不自禁嘛 -放屁

the heat of the moment is, "Ooh, yeah, just like that,"

高潮时刻应该是说"对太爽了"

not "will you marry me?"

而不是说"你愿意嫁给我吗"

I'm sorry.

对不起

Just-just give me another chance.

再给我一次机会吧

Why, so you can crawl under the covers and go,

好让你下次能有机会在滚床单时说

"Hey, baby, want to go look for houses

"宝贝想去看看

in neighborhoods with good schools?"

在好学校学区里的房子吗"

Again, I'm sorry.

我还是那句话对不起

You know, with Howard and Bernadette getting married,

你也知道霍华德和伯纳黛特要结婚了

I got caught up in a little wedding fever.

我被这股结婚热感染了

I take it back.

我收回那句话

You can't take something like that back.

这种话覆水难收啊

I mean, what are we even supposed to do now?

我们现在该如何是好

Okay, at some point, we'll look back

说不定将来某天回想起

and this is going to be a funny story.

会觉得这其实挺搞笑的啊

Why don't we just start doing that now?

我们现在就可以当笑话看嘛

- You're kidding. - No.

-你不是吧 -我是说真的

Hey, do you remember...

你还记不记得

...that time when I proposed to you in bed?

我在床上向你求婚的那件事啊

And you were all, like, "What are you doing?"

你当时一脸惊讶说"你说毛呢"

That was so funny.

真是笑死人了

So funny.

太好笑了

It's not funny.

一点都不好笑

Give it a minute.

让笑点再酝酿一会

Is that a little smile I see there?

嘴角是不是要扬起微笑啦

I should go.

我还是闪吧

Hey, I was thinking.

我刚刚在想

For our first dance at the wedding,

我们结婚时的第一支舞蹈

what if we learn the final number from Dirty Dancing?

我们学电影《辣身舞》里的最后那支舞怎么样

- You're kidding. - No,

-你说笑的吧 -说真的

come on.

来嘛

How cool would that be?

那该有多酷啊

Me running into your arms...

我奔向你的臂弯

you lifting me up into the air.

你把我举在空中

Oh, you're in a good mood.

某人心情不错呀

Yeah, well, why wouldn't I be?

当然啦有什么好不开心的

You know, I'm marrying the girl of my dreams,

我就要迎娶我的梦中情人了

and I finally got my mother to agree

而且我也终于说服我妈

not to come on our honeymoon.

不跟着咱们去度蜜月了

Oh, it's NASA.

是航空航天局打来的

Oh, hang on.

稍等

Wolowitz.

我是沃罗威茨

Oh! Hi, Dave. What's up?

戴夫怎么了

No kidding. Really?

你没开玩笑吧真的吗

Well, that's...great news.

这这真是太好了

Great, great news.

天大的好消息

All right, I'll watch my e-mail for the details.

好的我会查邮件的

Okay, talk soon.

好的回头聊

What's so great?

什么天大的好消息呀

It looks like I'm going into space after all.

看来我还是要上太空了

Oh, Howie, that's wonderful!

华仔这太棒了

Uh-huh, wonderful.

是挺棒

What happened? I thought they canceled your mission.

怎么回事他们不是把你的任务取消了吗

Th-They did.

是取消了

But NASA really wants my telescope up on the space station,

可是航空航天局很想把我的望远镜装上太空站

so they're putting me on an earlier launch.

所以他们要让我提前升空

- When? - A...week from Friday.

-什么时候 -下周五

What? We're getting married that Sunday.

什么可咱们的婚礼就在那个周日呀

You're right!

说的没错

I-I can't go to space.

我我不能去太空

I have to get married,

我要结婚

and no one can say that's not a good reason.

这个理由没人能反驳

I'll call him back.

我这就打回给他

Wait. I don't want to be the one who stands in your way.

等一下我不想成为阻碍你的那个人

Well, too bad, you already did. It's a done deal.

可惜你已经是了米已成炊了

Oh, well. But I forgive you.

但是没关系我原谅你

No. That's not how I want to start our marriage,

不行我不想这么开始咱们的婚姻

killing your dream?

我怎么能一上来就毁掉你的梦想呢

We'll have the wedding when you get back.

等你回来咱们再举办婚礼

But wh-what about all the plans and the guests?

可是我们已经做好计划而且喜帖都发了呀

We'll call them.

打电话给大家取消就是了

Although my dad's gonna go a little nutso

虽然我老爸会因为损失了酒席押金

over losing his deposits.

而不是太爽

You're right, he is!

没错他一定会的

Your dad's gonna be furious.

你爸会气疯的

There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding.

他不可能会同意我们延迟婚礼

Well, we tried.

至少咱们努力过了

I'll talk to him.

我去跟他谈

He won't say no to his little girl.

他不会拒绝他的宝贝女儿的

No! I-I should talk to him,

不应该我去跟他谈

man to man.

来场男人跟男人间的对话

But, Howie, my dad can be a bully.

但是华仔我老爸很凶的

He's gonna make you cancel your space flight.

他会逼你不让你上太空的

We can only hope...

这样最好...

that he doesn't.

是别发生啦

Bishop to queen four,

象挪到二层的

level two.

四号皇后

Check.

将军

Sheldon...

谢尔顿

knight takes bishop.

马吃掉象

You all right?

你没事吧

I'm fine.

我没事

Are you?

真的吗

You left your queen exposed from above,

你把你的皇后暴露在敌军之中

you trapped your knight in the corner,

把你的马困在了角落里

and you keep sighing and saying, "Why me?"

还不停地一边叹气一边说"为什么是我"

Very well.

好吧

Can I ask you a question about women?

我能问你一个关于女人的问题吗

We got you that book last year.

我们去年不是买了那本书给你嘛

Wasn't everything in there?

那里面的东西还不够全面吗

No, I'm having a relationship problem with Amy.

不是我跟艾米有点感情问题

And by the way, that book gave me nightmares.

顺便说一句我看完那本书就做噩梦

Well, if it makes you feel any better,

我跟佩妮最近也闹得很僵

I screwed things up pretty good with Penny.

也许这样能让你觉得好受点

Look at us, Leonard...

你看咱俩现在莱纳德

engaging in the social convention of

都会像普通的男人一样

men bellyaching about their ol' ladies.

聚在一起抱怨自己家的女人了

I guess we are.

是啊

So, what's going on?

那说说吧你们怎么了

Believe it or not,

信不信由你

Amy has embarked on a campaign

艾米开始想尽办法哄我开心

to increase my feelings for her

就为了增进

by making me happy.

我对她的感情

I'm sorry, that must be very difficult for you.

我深表同情你肯定觉得"很不好受"

It's awful.

简直糟透了

This morning, she arranged for me

今早她替我打点好一切

to be an Amtrak junior conductor for the day.

让我当一天全美铁路客运公司的小售票员

It-It's usually only open to children.

通常这种机会只提供给小孩子

She got them to make an exception.

她逼人家为我破例了

Shame on her.

她真无耻

They let me blow the whistle, Leonard.

他们让我吹哨子了莱纳德

She's good.

她还真有两下子

I know. And it gets worse.

就是啊而且事态愈发严重了

Her efforts are causing me

她的努力已经开始让我

to have affectionate feelings for her

在不恰当的时候

at inappropriate times.

对她想入非非了

You mean, like in bed or in the shower?

你是指在床上或是在你冲凉的时候吗

No!

才不是呢

Would you please stop referencing that infernal book?

你能别再引用那本万恶淫书中的句子了吗

For example, this morning,

比如说今天早上

I was calculating the random motion

我正在计算真空条件下虚粒子的

of virtual particles in a vacuum,

无规则运动

when suddenly the particles morphed

突然间那些虚粒子

into an image of Amy's dandruff...

变形成了艾米的头皮屑

...gently cascading down onto her pale,

慢慢地从她的头上倾泻而下

slightly hunched shoulders.

落在她苍白又微微隆起的肩膀上

What has that vixen done to me, Leonard?

这个女巫到底对我下了什么药啊莱纳德

And how do I make it stop?

我怎么才能停止这一切呀

Well, if you had a physical relationship,

如果你俩有肉体关系的话

I'd say propose during sex.

我会建议你在跟她亲热的过程中求婚

Turns out that's a real mood killer.

绝对一招毙命性趣全无

- I assume we're talking about you now? - Yeah.

-我猜咱俩现在聊得是你咯 -没错

So, that's how this works?

所以这种社交场合就是这样的吗

I complain, and then you complain,

我抱怨几句然后你再接着抱怨几句

and no one offers any solutions?

可大家都没什么解决办法

Pretty much.

基本上就是这样

Well, no wonder the women are winning.

怪不得女人们开始占上风了呢

Mr. Rostenkowski, are you busy?

罗森考斯基先生你在忙吗

Oh, just looking at some old pictures. Come on in.

我只是在看些老照片进来吧

Family pictures, or...?

是家庭照片还是...

H-Holy crap, that's a dead person.

天哪那是个死人

Last murder case before I retired.

我退休前最后一桩谋杀案

How many bodies do you see there?

这里有多少具死尸

Careful,

好好数

it's a trick question.

这个问题很有难度

I'm not sure.

我不确定

Nah, you'll never get it.

算了你也猜不到

It's a fraction.

是来自同一尸体的碎块

How about that.

意想不到啊

Anyway, sir,

是这样的先生

I need to talk to you about something.

我有点事想找你谈谈

Walnut?

要吃核桃吗

No, thank you.

不用了谢谢

I'm allergic.

我对核桃过敏

Oh, sure.

好的

My partner used to have that.

我搭档也过敏

He's dead now.

他已经死了

From nuts?

死于坚果吗[疯子]

Nah, his wife shot him.

不是被他老婆枪杀的

But she was nuts, so in a way...

不过她是疯子所以某种意义上来说...

Nice story.

真是好故事

Anyway,

总之

the reason I wanted to talk to you is

我想跟你谈谈的原因是

NASA has moved up my launch to the International Space Station.

宇航局把我上太空站的发射提前了

- Yeah, so? - So...

-那又如何 -那就是说

the date is going to conflict with me marrying your daughter.

发射日期跟我娶你女儿的日期有冲突

Now, I know what you're going to say--

我知道你想说什么

I made a commitment to Bernadette and to your family

我已对伯纳黛特和您家作出承诺

and I've got a hell of a lot of nerve coming in here

我鼓起万般勇气来到这里

and demanding that we postpone this thing.

提出延期的要求实在是太过分了

Well, message heard and understood.

所以我明白了也理解了

Mission canceled. Thank you.

取消去太空站的任务打扰了

Where are you going?

你要去哪

I'm sorry.

抱歉

May I be excused?

我可以离开了吗

No, you may not.

不可以

Let me tell you something.

我来告诉你

When I first met you...

我第一次见到你时

You just gonna stand there?

你就站在那里听吗

I'm sorry, I didn't know, is this going to...

抱歉我不知道是要...

Well, I should sit...

好的我坐下

May I be seat... Well, I'll just sit.

我能坐吗...我坐下就是

When I first met you,

我第一次见到你时

I didn't like you.

很不喜欢你

I'm aware of that, sir.

我知道先生

But then you and I had some time together.

跟你相处过一段时间后

It did not get better.

还是不喜欢你

Right, right.

好吧

That silly Beatle haircut

你那愚蠢的披头士发型

and...you riding around on a red Vespa,

骑一辆红色小摩托

and you're still living at home with your mother.

还跟你妈妈一起住

To be honest, I thought Bernadette chose you

老实说我觉得伯纳黛特选择你

to punish me.

是为了惩罚我

But then I heard about your astronaut thing,

然后我听到你要当宇航员的事

and I realized

我才意识到

I judged you too fast.

我过于草率的判断你了

Maybe you are the right guy for my little girl.

也许你就是最适合我女儿的白马王子

Oh, I am. And just so you know,

我就是而且你也知道的

I'd still be an astronaut, even if I didn't go to space.

即使我不去太空了我也依旧是宇航员

I've got an I.D. card and a NASA golf shirt.

我有身份认证卡和宇航局的高尔夫衫

No, no, you got to go.

不不你一定得去

You can't turn down an opportunity like this.

不应该放弃这样的一个机会

B-But what about the wedding

那婚礼怎么办

and all the money you put down for the reception?

还有你为婚宴投下去的钱怎么办

You let me worry about that.

这事我烦恼就好

You go up to that space station,

你安心去那个空间站

and you make me proud.

让我为你骄傲

Um, okay.

好吧

You got a problem with that?

你觉得这有什么问题吗

All right, look, I'm gonna level with you.

好吧我跟你说老实话

I'm terrified about going into space.

我很害怕进入太空

What if I don't make it back?

要是我回不来怎么办

It's gonna be okay, son.

会没事的女婿

You really think so?

你真的这么想吗

Of course.

当然

A pretty girl like Bernadette...

伯纳黛特那么漂亮

she'll find a new guy.

肯定会找到新归宿

- Off to work? - Yeah.

-去上班吗 -对

Have a nice night.

祝你晚上过得愉快

Okay, you, too.

你也是

Penny, just, wait.

佩妮等等

I've been thinking about what I said

我一直在想那天

when we were in bed the other night.

我们上床时我说过的话

Yeah, I've been thinking about it, too.

我也一直在想

I noticed you never answered me.

你一直都还没回答我呢

You're right.

没错

No.

答案是不

- Uh, follow-up. Are we still dating? - Yep.

-继续那我们还是恋人吗 -是啊

- Is it still weird 'cause I proposed? - Yep.

-还在因为我求婚而尴尬吗 -是啊

I have a couple more quick questions.

我还有几个问题要问

- Do you want to call me from the car? - No!

-你上车打电话给我谈吧 -别想

Think I played that pretty well.

还处理的挺不错嘛

Hello, Leonard.

你好莱纳德

What are you doing?

你们在做什么

We're playing doctor.

我们在玩医生游戏

Star Trek style.

《星际迷航》式的

I'm in hell, Leonard.

我堕落了莱纳德

Don't stop.

别停啊

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生活大爆炸第五季 The Big Bang Theory Season 5 第23集: 加速度发射 The Launch Acceleration