生活大爆炸第五季双语台词对白剧本

So what kind of cruise is this you're going on?

您这次要参加的是什么样的巡航

It's called the Born Again Boat Ride.

这次水上之行称为"重生之旅"

Christian Quarterly gave it their highest rating--

基督教季刊给予了这次旅途最高的评价

five thorny crowns.

五颗荆棘王冠呢

I do wish you'd come with me, Sheldon.

我真希望你能跟我一起去谢尔顿

Well, Mom, if I did, it would be conclusive proof

老妈如果我去了就等于直接证明

that your God can work miracles.

您的神真的能造就奇迹

You're missing out.

这你可就错了

It's gonna be wall-to-wall fun.

到时候欢乐肯定无所不在

It's all themed.

全都有主题哦

There's Jonah and the Whale watching.

届时能看到"约拿和鲸鱼"[圣经故事]

All-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet.

你还能吃到名为"最后的晚餐"的自助餐

And my personal favorite, Gunning with God.

以及我本人的最爱 "神之恕击"

What's Gunning with God? I'm afraid to ask.

我冒昧的问一下什么叫"神之恕击"

Oh, it is a hoot and a half.

说起来非常的有趣

You write your sins on a clay pigeon,

首先将你的罪恶写在一个泥制飞靶上

they fire 'em up in the air,

再用机器把靶子弹射出去

and you pulverize them with a 12-gauge shotgun

然后你拿一把12发弹容的散弹枪打爆它

full of our Lord's forgiveness.

充满了神的宽恕啊

Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see

老实说妈妈我很高兴看到

how advanced your group has become--

你们天主教团思想进步了

you are willing to sail out into the ocean

敢于出海

without fear of falling off the edge.

不再担心地球是平的船会摔下去

暗讽《圣经》里多处暗示大地是一块平板

For example,

打个比方

if Shelly was aboard, he'd write,

如果谢利在船上他应该

"Smart mouth" on his pigeon,

在飞靶写上"牙尖嘴利"

and then bam!

然后来个五雷轰顶

The Lord giveth and the Lord bloweth away.

神予之神毁之

Well, Mom, according to my itinerary for our weekend together,

老妈根据我们以往周末的安排

- the fun begins with fried chicken. - Sounds delicious.

-欢乐应该始于炸鸡 -听起来很美味啊

Good, 'cause I got you everything you need to make it.

很好因为我已经帮你备齐了所有材料

You are in for a treat.

你有口福了

My mother's fried chicken

我爸的棺材

is why we had to buy my dad the extra large coffin.

之所以变成加大号的就是因为我妈的炸鸡美味

Sheldon, she just got off the plane.

谢尔顿她刚下飞机

She doesn't want to cook.

她不想做饭了

Of course she does.

她当然想做

Making me food is her way of saying "I love you""

做饭给我吃是她向我表达"我爱你"的方式

Making me food when she's too tired to cook

在她筋疲力尽的时候做给我吃

is her way of saying "I really love you."

是她向我表达"我真的很爱你"的方式

Actually, I wouldn't mind going out for a bite, Sheldon.

其实我并不介意出去吃谢尔顿

Won't that spoil our appetites

吃那些粗粮

for the chicken you're going to make me?

会坏了吃炸鸡的好胃口吧

All right, that settles it, we're going out.

好了就这么定了我们出去吃

Do you like sushi? There's a great little place down the street.

你喜欢吃寿司吗街上有家小店不错

I've never had it,

我没吃过寿司

but there's no harm in trying something new.

不过试试新鲜事物总没什么坏处

There's a lot of harm in trying something new.

尝试新鲜事物坏处多了

That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.

所以要用兔子来测试药物和化妆品的安全性

Sheldon, you're talking like a crazy person.

谢尔顿你的言行像个疯子

Actually, I had him tested as a child.

其实他小时候我带他检查过了

Doctor says he's fine.

医生说他很正常

Told you.

早跟你说了

Although, I do regret not following up

虽然我很后悔没接着去找

with that specialist in Houston.

休斯顿的那位专家

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生活大爆炸第五季第六集

いらっしゃいます

欢迎光临

Stop yelling!

别瞎嚷嚷了

I'm not happy about this.

来这儿我很不开心

What's the last thing you were ever happy about?

你这辈子什么时候开心过吗

The prospect of fried chicken.

等着吃炸鸡的时候

This is exciting.

真令人激动

Back home, the diner on Route Four serves sushi,

咱家四号公路线那的馆子也卖寿司

but it's just cut up fish sticks

但他们只是把炸鱼排切碎

and a side of Uncle Ben's.

再配上"本恩大叔"牌速食米饭

They put it on the menu in those kung fu letters,

即使他们用"功夫文"写菜单

but that don't make it sushi.

但假货就假货

Uh, kung fu letters might not be politically correct.

额 "功夫文"好像有点种族歧视吧

ching chong:外国人模仿中国话发音变相对亚洲人的种族诋毁的词语

Oh, I thought the one we couldn't say was "ching chong"

我还以为只有"ching chong"是不能说的呢

Yeah, yeah, that, too.

额对那个也不能说

So, Shelly,

谢利

what's up with you and your friend Amy,

你和你的朋友艾米进展如何了

if you don't mind a mother prying a bit?

如果你不介意妈妈窥探点隐私的话

Well, there's actually big news on the Amy front.

艾米的确有大进展

She's been studying

她最近在研究

the neurobiology of addiction in lower animals.

神经生物学中有关低等生物的上瘾问题

She's this close to getting a starfish hooked on cocaine.

她就差这么一点点就能让海星迷上可卡因了

Do you have any idea what's going on with those two?

你知道他们两个发展的情况吗

It's kind of like the Loch Ness monster.

他们俩的关系就像尼斯湖水怪

Maybe there's something there, maybe there isn't.

也许事实存在也许不存在

We'll probably never know.

真相可能永远藏在湖里

But sometimes it's fun to creep yourself out thinking about it.

偷想这问题来惊吓一下自己还是挺有意思的

How are you doing on the young lady front?

你跟年轻女孩子相处得怎样

I hear you're in some sort of a long distance situation?

我听闻你被异地恋困扰着

Yeah, it's Raj's sister.

是啊拉杰的妹妹

It's kind of tough. She's in India.

情况比较棘手她远在印度

Also, her parents aren't happy she's dating someone white.

她父母也不希望她跟白种人交往

Oh, that's a funny turn, isn't it?

那真是个有趣的转机不是吗

You never think about it going the other way.

在约会之前你怎么没想过这个问题呢

Well, you can't force things.

有些事情你强求不来

You need to figure out if you're in a relationship

你应该想想你们是否真的是在交往

or if you're just calling it one.

还是你们只是名义上的

It's like they say--a cat can have kittens in the oven

就好像常言道你可以把米放到电锅里

but that don't make 'em biscuits.

不代表米就会成炊

And that reminds me of another saying.

这提醒了我另外一句常言

You can lead a chicken to Crisco,

你可以诱拐鸡跳炸锅

but you can't make your mother fry it.

但不代表你能诱拐你妈去炸鸡

Sheldon, you pester me one more time about chicken,

谢尔顿你再拿鸡的事情烦我

I will put you over my knee right here in this restaurant.

我就把你按到我膝盖上当众打你屁股

Please pester her. Please, for me.

求你烦她吧就当为了我

So, Mrs. Cooper, what did you think of the sushi?

库珀夫人你觉得寿司如何

It was good.

很不错

The only thing that would have made it better

唯一美中不足的是

is if it was cooked

它要是熟食就好了

and if it was beef.

要是夹牛肉就更棒了

Sheldon, when is your landlord going to fix the elevator?

谢尔顿你房东何时能把电梯修理一下

I don't know.

我不清楚

Lately we've been talking about

最近我们有在商量

converting it into a missile silo.

把电梯改造成导弹发射井

Your son seems to think

你儿子似乎觉得

we need to launch a preemptive strike on Burbank.

咱们得先对伯班克发动攻击啊

Get them before they get us.

先下手为强后下手遭殃嘛

Hey, look who decided to show up.

看看是谁大驾光临了

Raj, what are you doing?

拉杰你搞什么

I couldn't find you guys so I bought six new friends.

我找不到你们就买了六个新朋友

Three, sadly, are dead.

可惜的是有三个已经阵亡了

Mom, you remember Rajesh?

妈妈你记得拉杰吗

- Rajesh, my mother. - Of course.Mrs. Cooper.

-拉杰这位是我妈妈 -当然记得库珀夫人嘛

So nice to see you again.

很高兴再见到你

Well, it's so nice to see you, too.

我也是

I thought it was our Indians

我以为印第安人才偶有酗酒问题

印第安人和印度人都叫Indian

that had the occasional alcohol problem.

没想到印度人也会呀

We don't say that, either.

这也带歧视不能说

I'll make you a list.

我回头列个单子给你

Oh, that would be mighty white of you.

你真是太好了不愧是白人

So, Raj, what pain are you trying

拉杰你借酒浇愁

to cover up with alcohol?

是为了什么事

Nothing, I'm fine.

没什么我很好

- Are ya? - No.

-是吗 -不我不好

That's better.

这样好多了

Now tell me what's bothering you.

说说你有什么困扰

I'm so lonely.

我好孤独

Oh, yes, born alone, die alone.

当然了孤单的出生孤独的死去

It's a tragic human condition.

人类就是如此悲剧

Now, Raj,

拉杰

if you'll excuse my mother,

你快别烦我妈了

she's about to make a pecan pie

她要去给我做核桃派

that'll be so good

要是好吃

I'll almost forget how she blew it with the fried chicken.

我就暂时不计较炸鸡的事

Sheldon, your friend is hurtin'.

谢尔顿你朋友很伤心

What do we do when someone's hurtin'?

这个时候我们该怎么做

Offer them a hot beverage.

给他们倒一杯热饮

And when they're drunk as a skunk,

而要是他们喝得跟个鬼似的

what beverage do we offer?

我们该给他们什么饮料

Coffee.

咖啡

And what do we do it with?

还得要怎样

Now you listen to me.

现在你给我听好

I know you feel like you can't find someone,

我知道你感觉自己注定是剩男

but there's a lock for every key.

但每个问题都有解决方法

Back home, there's a girl works at the Wal-Mart.

以前有个在沃尔玛工作的女孩

Tall, tall girl.

长得实在太高

Woman could hunt geese with a rake.

她用钉耙就能把鹅从空中打下来了

Thought she'd never find a man,

她觉得自己找不到男人

then one day, wouldn't ya know,

但有一天谁知道呢

Harlem Globetrotters 哈林环球旅行者篮球队

Harlem Globetrotters come to town.

哈林篮球队的人来到镇上

Long story short,

长话短说

today that woman travels the world

现在这个女人和一个

with a semi-professional basketball player

半职业篮球选手周游世界

and two beautiful mixed-race babies.

还生了两个漂亮的混血宝宝

I didn't get a lot of that because of your accent,

虽然因为你的口音问题我没怎么听懂

but the general tone was soothing

但你的语气很抚慰人心

and somehow I feel better.

我感觉好多了

I'm not going to get my pecan pie, am I?

我吃不到核桃派了是吧

You want some Oreos?

你想来点奥利奥吗

- Double Stuf? - No, regular.

-混合夹心的吗 -不是普通的

Nice. Kick a man when he's down.

不错真会在伤口上撒盐

I'm glad we're finally getting to do something together,

很高兴我们终于可以一起做点事情

- just the two of us. - Sure.

-就我们两个人 -当然

One thing you really miss when you're on vacation is laundry.

出来度假还有衣服要洗真是开心啊

Careful, you're using too much Downey.

注意点你松软剂放太多了

You know if my clothes get too soft it makes me sleepy.

要是我衣服太柔软我穿着会想睡觉的

Well, this takes me back.

这让我想起了以前的日子

Me doing your laundry, you next to me criticizing.

我帮你洗衣服而你在旁边碎碎念

It is nice, isn't it?

很有爱吧

Mrs. Cooper.

库珀夫人

Oh, hello, darlin'.

你好亲爱的

Sheldon, you didn't tell me your mom was coming.

谢尔顿你都没告诉我你妈妈要来

It was in my weekly e-mail blast.

我在一周邮件集锦中写了的

Right between "Beet season is finally here"

就在"甜菜季终于来了"

and "Uh-oh, red stool from beets leads to cancer scare."

和"神马甜菜根会致癌"这两条中间

So, how've you been?

你最近怎么样

Good, good.

很好啊

I hear that Leonard has a new girlfriend.

我听说莱纳德交了新女友

How are you doing with all that?

你感觉怎么样

Oh, fine. You know, it's been a while.

还好啦已经过了一阵了

I'm getting back out there.

我已经重新开始物色对象了

Let me ask you, when you get back out there,

我多嘴问一句你物色对象的时候

are you wearing this?

不会是穿着这个吧

Well, it's super cute on.

这个吊带超好看的

That top has paid for itself in free drinks

全靠它别人才免费请我喝酒

like ten times what it cost.

省下的酒钱都够买十件了

Yes, Penny has a lot of her money tied up in promiscuity futures.

对佩妮的钱基本都是靠滥交来的

Hon, you think maybe the reason

亲爱的你也许该知道

why you're having trouble finding a guy to settle down with

你一直找不到一个合适的人

is because you're letting them ride the roller coaster

是因为你总让男人们先"上"车

without buying a ticket?

而不让他们掏一个子儿

Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster.

不是谁都有福分能"上"云霄飞车

Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.

没福分的就只能在一旁玩玩咖啡"杯"

Now I'm going out tonight.

我今晚要出去

Would it be crazy to ask you

要是我请你帮我选衣服

to look at the outfit I'm going to wear?

这样会不会太疯狂了

Oh, not crazy at all.

一点也不蠢

And don't beat yourself up.

别看轻自己

When I was your age, you could have me for a car ride

我像你这么大的时候

and a bottle of strawberry wine.

一瓶草莓酒就能骗我出去兜风了

That will not be in this week's e-mail blast.

我可不会把这个写进本周邮件集锦里

So, this spring,

今年春天

I get to go to the International Space Station.

我要出发去国际空间站

Oh, my word, a trip to the heavens.

上帝啊上天堂呀

If you ever want to live there eternally,

如果你想在那里定居

I've got a good book you could read.

我这有本好书你可以看看

Thanks, but I watch the Charlie Brown Christmas special every year,

心领了不过我每年都看《查理·布朗的圣诞节》特辑

查理·布朗:史努比的主人

so I get the gist.

所以也不会无聊

- I bet your mom is really proud of you. - Nope.

-你妈妈肯定很以你为荣 -不

She says if I don't back out

她说如果我不退出

she's going to go on a hunger strike.

她就要绝食抗议

It would take years before

虽然离出现生命危险

she'd be in any kind of danger, but still.

得有好几年时间但我还是于心不忍

I've got a treat for us tomorrow, Mom.

我们明天去好好玩一天妈妈

I'm taking you

我要带你

Saul Perlmutter 2011诺贝尔物理学家得主

to see Saul Perlmutter give a lecture

去看索尔·珀尔马特演讲

about his Nobel Prize-winning work in cosmology.

他那赢得诺贝尔奖的宇宙学研究成果

And the best part is,

但最精彩的部分是

at the Q and A afterward,

在后面的问答阶段

I've worked up a couple of "Q's"

我准备了几个问题

that will stump his sorry "A."

绝对能把他问哭

I don't know, Shelly.

我不确定谢利

I thought we could do a little sightseeing.

我觉得我们可以去观观光

What sight is better than your little boy

有什么景色能与你儿子

embarrassing a Nobel laureate?

让诺贝尔奖得主颜面扫地相媲美呢

Come on, Sheldon, we'll take your mom

别这样谢尔顿我们可以带你妈

to see the Hollywood sign,

去看看好莱坞标志

the wax museum, the Walk of Fame.

参观蜡像馆走走星光大道

Ooh, maybe a little Rodeo Drive.

也可以去逛逛罗迪欧大道[名牌商业街]

Well, I can't spend $12,000 on a handbag,

一万二的手袋我可买不起

but it's free to look upon those

但用正义的眼光谴责那些

who do with righteous condemnation.

买得起的人这倒是不用花钱的

What do you say?

你觉得怎么样

What do I say?

我觉得怎么样

I say you people need to stop ruining my mom's visit

我真心觉得我妈来探望我关你们屁事

with your sushi, and your sadness

去你的寿司滚你的悲伤

and your slutty shirts.

还有你的放荡小吊带

Stop it.

你们收手吧

He's not talking about your shirt. Your shirt is fine.

他不是说你你的衣服密不透风

These are delicious.

这真是美味啊

The trick to pancakes is bacon grease.

煎薄饼的秘诀就是用培根油

I cook everything in it.

我做什么都放这油

Everything? Aren't you worried about your health?

每样都放吗你不怕有害健康吗

Oh, doctors are always changing their mind.

医生说话一向自相矛盾的

One week bacon grease is bad for you.

这个星期说你不能吃培根油

The next week we're not getting enough of it.

下个星期就说你吃得不够多

Good morning, Shelly.

早上好谢利

Mom, I want to apologize for my behavior last night.

妈妈我要为我昨晚的行为道歉

- Apology accepted. - Great.

-接受你的道歉 -太好了

Now, you're going to love the Perlmutter lecture.

你会喜欢珀尔马特的演讲的

Look, he will be stating that the universe is older than 6,000 years,

他会说宇宙现在已有六千多年历史

but I thought you could stick your fingers in your ears

我觉得这时你可以用手指塞住耳朵

and hum "Amazing Grace" during those parts.

然后低声哼唱《奇异恩典》[基督教圣诗]

I am still going out with your friends.

我还是要跟你朋友出去

But I apologized.

可我已经道歉了

And that was hard for me because I didn't do anything wrong.

我容易吗我我又没做错什么

Shelly, I hung out with you in enough dusty lecture halls

谢利从小到大那些枯燥无味的演讲

while you were growing up.

我已经陪你听得够多了

I want to go sightseeing.

我现在要去观光

So why don't you have some pancakes,

你何不吃点煎薄饼

get dressed and come with us.

穿好衣服跟我们一起去

I'm not going, and you can't make me.

我不去你不能逼我

You're right, I can't. Have a nice day.

你说得对我不能逼你你自个儿玩得开心点

Well, I'm going to stand here until you change your mind.

那我就一直站在这里直到你回心转意

Well, then you are going to stand there all day.

那你就在那儿站一天吧

I'm just gonna take my bacon grease and slide over there.

我还是带上我的培根油闪一边去吧

I can't believe my own mother is abandoning me.

真没想到我妈妈居然要抛弃我

I am not abandoning you.

我没有要抛弃你

Sheldon, abandoning you is leaving you in a basket

谢尔顿要抛弃你我早把你放篮子里

on a church doorstep.

扔教堂门口了

I am going to Hollywood and thank a wax Ronald Reagan

我要去好莱坞对着里根总统的蜡像说

for his service to our country.

感谢他对国家做的贡献

We appear to be at a crossroads in our relationship, Mother.

看来我们的母子关系处在十字路口了妈妈

Well, I guess we are.

看来如此

Sorry. Syrup.

不好意思忘了拿糖浆

All right, Mom.

好吧妈妈

在美国田纳西州纪念Robert Ripley

When you're at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum,

等你进到"瑞普利信不信由你"博物馆

if they have an exhibit about a mother who threw away a chance

如果那里有展出情愿扔掉大好机会

to spend the day with the world's most wonderful son,

也不愿陪她的天才儿子玩一天的母亲

believe it, because it's true.

你要相信因为真有这种妈妈

I hadn't...

我还没...

That lecture was a waste of time.

听这场演讲真是浪费时间

I made more accurate diagrams

我还穿尿布的时候

of the expansion of the early universe on the nursery wall

用尿布里的物体在幼儿园墙上画的

with the contents of my diaper.

早期宇宙膨胀图都比他的准

Are you getting sick?

你是不是病了

No, I'm just allergic to people

不是只是对那些

who get Nobel Prizes for no good reason.

平白无故就得诺贝尔奖的人过敏

Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood--

谢尔顿你心情不好

or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness--

或者用临床术语说嘴贱

is because your mother isn't making you a priority?

是因为你妈妈没有把你放在第一位

No. Or to use the clinical term, "nuh-uh""

不是或者用临床术语说我呸

Are you sure? The infant-mother pair-bond

你确定吗母婴配对关系

is the building block of primate psychology.

是灵长类动物心理的基础

Oh, there it is.

又来了

It always comes back to monkeys with you.

什么东西到你嘴里都绕回猴子身上

Just monkeys, monkeys, monkeys.

除了猴子还是猴子

Sheldon, we're all animals.

谢尔顿人类也是动物

And granted, there are aspects of you that are extraordinary,

虽然你有一些过人之处

but when it comes to emotions and relationships,

但说到情绪和人际关系

you're just like everybody else.

你跟普通人没什么两样

Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems

你是说我的情绪问题

are no different than those of a stupid person?

跟那些白痴没什么两样吗

Actually, some research indicates

实际上有些研究表明

that by not overthinking,

不过分考虑的话

the less intelligent handle emotions better.

智商较低的人情绪控制得更好

Sure you're not coming down with a cold?

你确定你不是感冒了吗

Oh, yes, the common cold.

是啊是啊就跟其他人一样

Just like everyone else.

得那种普通的感冒呀

You'd love that, wouldn't you?

那样你就爽了对吧

Oh, this one's sweet.

这间挺漂亮的嘛

You know, for your rosary rattlers.

对你们这种拿着念珠念经的人来说不错了

指天主教念玫瑰经时用一串念珠

Mrs. Cooper, we say "Catholics" not "rosary rattlers".

库珀太太那些是天主教徒不是"拿着念珠念经的人"

My goodness, it's a wonder you people in California

上帝啊加利福尼亚怎么这么多条条框框

can talk at all.

还让不让人讲话了

This is like the worst Hollywood tour ever.

这真是史上最烂的好莱坞之旅了

What are we gonna do? She wanted to see churches.

咱有什么办法谁叫她非要逛教堂呢

Hey, they have wine here, don't they?

教堂里有酒的对吧

None of our gods have abs like that.

我们印度的神可没有这么强壮的腹肌

Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.

没错这是最后一个坚持做仰卧起坐的犹太人

And look where it got him.

可你看看他的下场

Hey, while we're here, why don't we all do some praying?

既然咱们都来了何不一块祷告呢

Let's put a little church in this church.

给这个教堂也添点教堂的气氛嘛

Oh, I'm not sure we should...

我觉得我们不...

It's easy. I'll show you how.

很简单的我教你

Lord, Mary Cooper here.

主啊玛丽·库珀在此

Coming to you from Gomorrah, California.

我从加利福尼亚州的蛾摩拉城前来膜拜

蛾摩拉城是圣经中的罪恶之都

I want to thank you

我想感谢您

for the blessing that is my little Shelly.

保佑我的小宝贝谢利

I also want to thank you for the continued strength

我还想感谢您一直赐予我宽容的力量

not to coldcock him with my Bible.

我才没用圣经把他给拍晕

All right, Penny, your turn.

好了佩妮到你了

Okay, um...

好吧

Hey, God.

好呀上帝

What's up?

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