生活大爆炸第九季双语台词对白剧本

It's nice to get back to nature.

回到大自然的感觉真好

Why don't I do this more often?

我真该多多这么做

What a beautiful forest.

这森林真美

Hello, little butterfly.

你好呀小蝴蝶

What's your na...

你叫什么...

Whatcha doing?

你在干嘛

I was enjoying some virtual reality,

我刚沉浸在虚拟现实的乐趣中

until you ruined it with your actual face.

而你这张现实的大脸把我拉了出来

What am I smelling?

这是什么味儿

Oh, it's car air freshener.

这是汽车香片

I was simulating the smell of the forest.

我在模拟森林的味道

That's not what the forest smells like.

真正的森林可不是这个味儿

Well, how would I know?

我咋知道

Why are you pretending to be outdoors?

你干嘛意淫自己在户外

You hate it.

你又不喜欢

Amy showed me a compelling study

艾米给我看了一个有说服力的研究

that demonstrated the cognitive benefit

研究证实花点时间待在野外

of spending time in the wilderness.

对认知能力有好处

Buddy, I am ready to drive you

伙计只要你想

into the wilderness any time you want

我随时都可以开车载你去野外

and leave you there.

然后把你扔那儿

Well, make your jokes, but some of the participants

随便你笑但部分参与者

who spent four days in the woods away from all technology

远离所有科技在树林待了四天后

reported a 50% gain in reasoning skills upon their return.

记录指出回来后逻辑思维能力提高了50%

Okay, if that's true,

好吧如果那是真的

why aren't there more genius squirrels?

为什么没有出现更多的天才松鼠

You may need this more than I do.

你可能比我更需要这个

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第九季第二十集

Here's your tea.

你的茶泡好了

Do not sneak up on a guy when he's sitting on a log.

不要悄悄走近一个坐在圆木上的男人

You know, if you really want to be in nature,

如果你真的那么想亲近大自然

why don't we rent a cabin?

我们何不去租一个小木屋

Look, I'm sorry, when did you even get here? I...

抱歉你啥时候来的我都没...

You know, there's a cabin in Big Bear

有个跟我有业务往来的医生

that a doctor I work with keeps offering me.

一直邀我去大熊湖那的一个小木屋

Because he's hitting on you?

因为那男的想勾搭你吗

She.

女的

Oh, good.

那就好

But I could get her.

但我男女通杀

We could all go for the weekend.

我们周末可以一起去

It'll be fun.

一定会很好玩

Yeah... Excuse me.

好吧借过

Here, look up "Fun", get back to me.

查"好玩"这个词再跟我谈

You and I could still go and have a nice weekend.

咱俩可以去好好过个周末啊

Sure.

好啊

Come on, Sheldon, let's go with them.

去嘛谢尔顿我们也去

I hardly think so.

我不要

You be sure and say hello to

你们一定要跟以下生物问好

all the mosquitoes, bees, bears, snakes,

蚊子蜜蜂熊蛇

possums, poison oak,

负鼠毒葛

oh, and last, but not least,

最后也是最重要的是

teenagers with guitars.

玩吉他的少男少女们

I'll see if it's available.

我问问能不能出借

You know, if that study's real,

如果那个研究是真的

Leonard might come back smarter than you.

莱纳德回来后可能就会比你聪明哦

- Are you trying to manipulate me? - Yes.

-你这是在逼我就范吗 -是的

Well done, it worked, we're going.

干得好很成功我们去

Yay!

好棒

Come on, Raj,

别这样拉杰

give me a bag.

让我帮你拿个袋吧

No, no, you're pregnant.

不行你有孕在身

The only thing you carry

你的力气要用来

is our hope for a better tomorrow.

"帮"人类孕育美好明天的希望

Hey, where you been?

你去哪儿了

Uh, Raj took me to the baby doctor

拉杰载我去看产科医生

and then we swung by the grocery store.

然后我们顺便去了一趟杂货店

Did you get graham crackers?

你有买全麦饼干吗

I mean, are... what... is the baby okay?

我是说宝宝还好吗

Yes and yes.

买了很好

I didn't know you needed help running errands today.

我不知道你今天办事需要帮忙

I didn't, but Raj volunteered.

不用啊但拉杰主动来帮忙

Really?

是吗

Yeah, ever since you told him I was pregnant,

是啊自从你告诉他我怀孕后

he's really been making a fuss over me.

他对我真是呵护备至

Oh. Well, I guess that's kind of sweet.

这样也挺好的

Bernie, I just forwarded you a list

妮妮我刚给你转发了一张

of the top five lactation consultants in Los Angeles.

洛杉矶前五位哺乳专家的名单

I know my favorite,

虽然我有最爱的人选

but I'd love to hear what you think.

但我还是想听听你的意见

And it just got weird.

突然开始变味了

Hey. Amy's downstairs.

艾米在楼下了

Okay, one sec.

好的马上走

Uh, what-what you got goin' on here?

你头上戴的是什么

I bought a baseball cap.

我买了一顶棒球帽

I can see that.

我看出来了

What team did you get?

帽子是哪个球队呀

Uh, Hufflepuff, from Harry Potter.

《哈利波特》的赫奇帕奇学院

Well, we'll be in the woods.

去森林戴啥帽子呀

I'm ready to go.

我可以走了

Anything you'd like to say to him?

你有什么话想要对他说吗

Nice hat, Sheldon.

谢尔顿帽子不错

Thanks.

谢谢

Why are you so mean to me?

你干嘛就欺负我

What the hell are you watching?

你到底在看什么啊

Raj found all these childbirth videos online.

拉杰在网上找了这些生孩子的视频

This one is of a woman giving birth in a river.

这是一个女人在河里生孩子

Okay, that is the least Jewish thing

好吧那是我这辈子见过

I've ever seen in my life.

最不犹太风的事情了

You feel like Raj is getting a little carried away

你不觉得拉杰对宝宝的事

with all the baby stuff?

有点过于上心吗

I don't think so.

不觉得啊

He just wants to be part of the experience.

他只是想要参与进来而已

All right, if you say so.

好吧你说是就是吧

What's in the box?

盒子里是什么

Oh, it's an ultrasonic microphone

是一个超声波麦克风

so we can hear the baby's heartbeat.

用它可以听到宝宝的心跳

That's cool.

挺酷啊

Can we try it?

我们能试试吗

Actually, Raj ordered it.

那个其实是拉杰订的

He made me promise to wait till he was here.

他让我保证会等到他来了再用

So he can be...

这样他才能...

part of the experience?

参与进来吗

Yeah.

是啊

I'm surprised he let us conceive without him.

真惊讶他居然让我们单独"受孕"

It's a sore spot-- don't bring it up.

这是他痛处别在他面前提

It's so cute and rustic up here.

好有爱好有乡村气息

I know.

对啊

Did you see they still have a video rental place?

你有看到他们还有录影带出租店吗

it's like Colonial Williamsburg.

好像弗州的威廉斯堡历史保护区

Well...cell service is down to one bar,

手机信号只剩下一格了

so if anyone needs medical attention

如果有人需要找医生

or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid,

或者告诉陌生人他的政治观点很智障

now's the time.

赶紧趁现在

Have you ever been off the grid before?

你有彻底断过网吗

Once.

有过一次

The battery ran out on my phone.

是在我的手机没电

I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.

得等我的iPad开机的那段时间

I was afraid he was gonna eat me.

那次我以为他要把我生吞活剥了

Raj just pulled up.

拉杰到了

I'm gonna say something to him.

我得跟他说说这事

Leave it alone. He means well.

别说了他一番好意

So you don't think he needs to rein it in a little?

所以你不觉得他需要稍微有点分寸吗

No, not really.

不用没觉得

And you're not concerned he's acting like

你不担心他表现得有点像

somehow this is his kid, too?

你肚子里的也是他孩子吗

He's just trying to be supportive.

他只是给予我关爱和支持

Just supportive.

单纯关爱和支持

Not over-the-top in any way?

完全没越界也不过火吗

No.

是的

Hello!

大家安安啊

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You saw him carrying that.

你早就看见他拿着这个了

Astronauts saw him carrying that.

宇航员都看见了

This place is great!

这地方好棒

So nice of that doctor to just let you use it.

那个医生真好就白白借你用了

Well, she is taking me to an Indigo Girls concert,

她要带我去看拉拉女团的演唱会

so hold that thought.

话先别说太早

Okay.

好

Should we check each other for ticks?

我们要互相检查有没有虱子了吗

Sheldon, all we did was walk in from the car.

谢尔顿就下车走进屋这段路而已

Oh. Well, suit yourself.

随你便

Who wants to check me?

谁想检查我身上

On the other hand, safety first.

不过不怕一万只怕万一嘛

Wow, it's really coming down.

大雨大雨一直下

This sucks.

真是衰透了

And there goes our hike.

踏青是没戏了

Oh, not our hike!

太"失望"了

Now we have to stay safe and warm.

现在我们只能保持安全与暖和了

You know, we could still go.

我们还是能去啊

A little rain isn't gonna kill us.

一点小雨也不会死人

Have you been outside in the rain with Sheldon?

你跟谢尔顿在雨中出去过吗

- No. - You'll wish it would kill you.

-没 -你会祈求雨能弄死你

So what do we do now?

我们现在干嘛

They have some board games.

这里有些桌游啊

Eh, most of the Jenga pieces are missing

大多数的叠叠乐积木都不见了

and the Scrabble only has seven tiles,

而拼字游戏只剩七个字母砖

so unless you want to build an unimpressive structure

除非你想叠一个看起来很垃圾的塔

with the word "SHNERPF" next to it, move on.

外加"SHNERPF"字样在一旁否则拉倒吧

Hey, let's light a fire.

我们来生火吧

Ooh, that sounds cozy.

感觉好舒服

I don't think I've lit a real fire before.

我好像没有生过真的火

Ah, it's basic thermodynamics.

只是很基础的热力学

I'm sure we can figure that out.

我们俩肯定能搞定

I could stack the logs conically to facilitate airflow.

我可以把木头按圆锥状叠来促进空气流动

That would maximize oxygen for optimal combustion.

这的确能为燃烧提供最足的氧气

Right. So all we need is to...

对所以我们只需要...

Got it.

搞定

A scientist made that.

生火装置是科学家发明的

Look, Raj, you're my best friend in the world

拉杰你是我全世界最好的朋友

and I really appreciate your enthusiasm about the baby.

我也很感谢你对这孩子这么上心

Please, my pleasure.

别客气我的荣幸

And, of course, Howie and I both want you to be a part of all this.

我跟华仔也很愿意让你全程参与进来

But we have to set some boundaries.

但我们得设一些界线

I don't understand.

我不懂了

The three of us aren't having this baby.

这孩子不是我们三个人的

Just the two of us.

是我们两个人的

Okay. Yeah, I get it.

好我懂了

I'll back off.

我不乱插手了

Thanks for understanding.

谢谢你能理解

Of course.

那当然

I'll give you guys some space.

我给你们留点空间吧

Let me just get this out of your way.

帮你们把这玩意弄走别碍事了

You need some help?

你需要帮忙吗

No, I got it.

不用我能行

Raj... Raj, wait.

拉杰拉杰等等

Please, Bernadette.

别说了伯纳黛特

Let me leave with my dignity.

让我带着最后一点尊严离去吧

Hey, you guys want to play a drinking game?

你们想玩一个喝酒游戏吗

Oh, well now, well now, we'll never win.

那啥...我们根本赢不了啊

You always play the drinking game.

这项活动你老玩

Not the drinking game, a drinking game.

不是"喝酒"这游戏是喝酒玩的游戏

To be fair, good at both.

说句公道话两种她都是高手

What's the game?

怎么玩

All right, it's called Never Have I Ever.

好这个游戏叫"我从未做过"

The rules are simple.

规则特别简单

Someone says something they've never done,

每人说一件自己从未做过的事

but if you have done it, you take a drink.

但其他人谁做过谁就得喝酒

I've never played that before.

我从未玩过这个游戏

Hey, now, wait.

等一下

Have we started? Do I drink?

我们已经开始了吗我需要喝酒吗

- What is happening? - Okay.

-到底怎么回事 -好了

Calm down. I'll go first.

冷静一点我先来

All right, let's see.

好我看看啊

Never have I ever...

我从未...

She's trying to think of something she's never done before.

她正在努力回想一件她没做过的事

This could take a while.

这够她想好久了

Very funny.

好好笑哦

Okay, never have I ever...

我从未...

Yeah, you know what?

算了吧

Let's just circle back.

还是先从你们开始吧

Okay, I'll go.

好的我先来

Never have I ever been arrested.

我从未被逮捕过

So I drink.

那我就得喝了

No, it's only if you've done it.

不只有你做过才需要喝

Got it.

懂了

I can't believe you've been arrested.

真不敢相信你居然被逮捕过

I can't believe Penny hasn't.

我还不敢相信佩妮没被逮捕过呢

Sheldon, what did you do?

谢尔顿你犯了什么事啊

Well, I'm not proud of it,

这不是一件值得骄傲的事

but...

不过

I jaywalked.

我曾经乱穿马路

Oh, no, it's like a horror movie.

我的妈呀这不就跟恐怖片一样吗

We're trapped in a cabin with a maniac.

我们和一个疯子一起困在小木屋里

I'm surprised you would do that.

我真惊讶你居然做了这种事

No, I crossed in the middle of the street.

我从街道的中间乱穿的

And normally, I wouldn't,

通常情况下我不会做这种事

but I saw an aggressive-looking Girl Scout,

但我看见了一个虎视眈眈的女童子军

and it was the heart of cookie season.

当时又恰逢女童军饼干销售旺季

Anyway, there was a police officer,

总之路边站了一个警察

and he witnessed the whole thing.

他目睹了整个过程

What-- he arrested you for that?

什么他就为了这个逮捕你吗

No, he didn't do anything.

不他什么也没做

So I said, "You just saw me jaywalk.

于是我说 "你刚才看见

Why aren't you doing your job?" You know?

我乱穿马路了你是白吃干饭的吗"

"M-Maybe I should arrest you

"也许我应该以

for-for impersonating a police officer."

冒充警察罪逮捕你才对"

And then you got arrested.

然后你就被逮捕了

Oh, and how.

这也是我被逮捕的原因

I feel like I just made a horrible mistake.

我觉得自己犯了一个大错

Yeah.

没错

But on the other hand,

不过从另一方面来说

I didn't kick him out of our lives.

我又不是要跟他断绝来往

I just asked him to back off a little.

我不过让他别太越界而已

Yeah.

没错

What? Are you gonna cry?

怎么了你要哭了吗

Yeah!

没错

Is it baby hormones or actually sad?

你这是孕期荷尔蒙作祟还是真的很难过啊

I can't tell anymore!

我自己也分不出来

I'll go get him.

我马上去找他

And bring back the bear!

把熊熊也带回来

This game's dangerous.

这个游戏太危险了

I could get you in trouble.

我轻轻松松就能让你惹上麻烦

How?

此话怎讲

Well, never have I ever

我从未

used Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink.

用谢尔顿的牙刷来刷水槽

Fine, is that how you want to play this?

好呀你想这么玩是吧

All right, never have I ever come up

很好我从未

with a nickname for my own genitals.

给自己的生殖器取过小名

Never should've told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks.

我就不该把《鼠来宝》那三只的名字告诉你

Okay. My turn.

好了该我了

Never have I ever

我从未...

completely rocked my girlfriend's world in bed.

让我女友在床上爽歪歪

Amy...

艾米...

You know the rules.

你懂规则的啦

Drink.

喝吧

Yeah, go ahead.

你也喝吧

That's right.

正是小爷

All right, my turn.

好了该我了

Oh, I know.

我知道了

Never have I ever kept a secret bank account,

我从未因为觉得我老婆不善理财

because I think my wife can't handle money.

而有一个放私房钱的银行账号

Did I win?

我赢了吗

I feel like I won.

我觉得好像是我赢了

I can't believe this.

我真不敢相信

You realize I make more money than you?

你知道我赚得比你多对吧

I don't, I know, but this isn't a big deal.

我不是我知道但可有啥关系啊

It's just a little savings I put aside.

我不过是私下存了点小钱嘛

We're married.

我们已经结婚了

We're supposed to share everything.

我们应该分享一切

What-- you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?

你是指分享你的巨额信用卡账单吗

I'm calling it.

我要宣布了

I won.

我赢了

I appreciate the apology,

我很感激你来道歉

but it's really not necessary.

但这真的没有必要

I overstepped my bounds.

是我过界了

No, Raj, you've been great.

不拉杰你做得很棒

I just, I need to start doing my part around here.

但我也需要开始承担我的那部分责任了

I hear that.

本宫听到了

Well, if that's the case,

如果是这样的话

is there anything I can do to help?

有什么需要我帮忙的吗

Well, not right now.

目前没有

But we could try out that microphone you got us,

不过我们可以试试你给我们买的麦克风

and listen to the baby's heartbeat.

听听孩子的心跳

Really?

真的吗

It's okay if I listen with you?!

我可以跟你们一起听吗

Of course.

当然了

Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly on your stomach?

那我能往你的肚肚上射超声波胶吗

Hey, look at that.

瞧瞧啊

It's weird again.

又开始变味了

Okay, you have every right to be mad.

好的你完全有权生气

And what you said is true.

你说的也是实话

You do make more money than me.

你确实赚得比我多

So I had no right to do what I did.

我没有权做出那种事

And I'm so sorry.

真的很对不起

I hope you can forgive me.

希望你能原谅我

How long have you had this secret account?

这个秘密账户你有了多久

A couple years, but I just put a few bucks aside

有几年了但只是每个月存上几块钱

every month for emergencies.

以备不时之需

Well, how much you got in there?

你存了多少钱

$6,427.

6427美元

$47 once my nana's birthday check gets here.

等奶奶给我的20块生日红包到了就6447了

My God, Leonard, do you know

天啊莱纳德你知道

what I could do with that kind of money?

这么一笔钱我能拿来干嘛吗

No, I do, and that's why I hid it.

我知道所以我才藏起来了

What good is it if you don't use it?

你要是不用这钱有什么意义

Uh, uh, you have shoes you love, but never wear.

你有你爱但是从不穿的鞋

I have money I love,

而我有我爱

but never spend.

但从来不花的钱啊

We're kind of a cute couple that way.

我们俩还真是天造地设的一对呢

Again, I'm sorry.

再次说声对不起

I shouldn't have kept it a secret.

我不应该瞒着你的

Well, I have a secret I've been keeping from you, too.

其实我也有没告诉你的秘密

Is it a secret bank account?

是秘密银行账户吗

Because that would be awesome.

因为那就太棒了

I hate my job.

我恨我的工作

Really?

真的吗

Why?

为什么

Because I don't feel good flirting with doctors for sales.

为了卖药而跟医生调情感觉特别不好

I mean, I know I make a lot of money.

虽然我确实挣了很多钱

But I haven't been happy for a while.

但我已经不开心很长一段时间了

Why didn't you tell me?

那你为什么不告诉我呢

Because I know how important it is to you

因为我知道你有多在乎

that I'm having some success.

我能取得一些成绩

That's not true.

不是这样的

Okay, really? So you'd be fine if I went

真的吗那么我回去当演员

back to acting and waiting tables again?

当服务员你也不介意吗

If that's what you want to do, yes.

如果那是你想做的事我不介意

Well, it's not what I want to do.

那不是我想做的事

Oh, yes.

太好了

Doesn't matter what I want.

我想要什么并不重要

Look, this job is gonna get me out of debt.

这份工作能让我还清卡债

So I'm gonna do the grown-up thing and see it through.

我就会做成年人该做的事坚持到底

Well, that is the grown-up thing.

那确实是成年人的行为

I guess.

大概吧

I love you.

我爱你

I love you, too.

我也爱你

You know,

话说

never have I ever made love

我从未

in the forest while it was raining.

在雨天的森林中做过爱

Well, guess I gotta drink.

看来该我去喝酒了

All right, here we go.

好了准备开始

I'm not hearing anything.

我什么都没听到

Well, give me a second.

等一下

Are you sure you can do this?

你确定你能做好吗

Hey, who found four dollars and change

是谁用金属探测器

on the beach with his metal detector?

在沙滩里找到过四块多美元的钢镚

I buried it there, so we could go home.

是我埋的好让我们能回家

Wait, that's it.

等等听到了

Isn't that the best?

这简直是最美好的事情了

You guys made a person.

你们造了个人

We did.

是的

And I like to think I helped.

我感觉我也有帮到忙

You didn't.

你没有

Oh, um, never have I ever

我从未

drunk milk past its expiration date.

喝过过期的牛奶

Never have I ever

我从未

cancelled a dentist appointment.

取消过牙医预约

Oh, uh, never have I ever

我从未

put my foot in the ocean.

把脚伸进过大海

Never have I ever

我从未

honked if I liked anything.

路上看见喜欢的东西就按喇叭

Uh... never have I ever

我从未

thrown, caught or touched a Frisbee.

扔出接到或碰过飞盘

Never have I ever

我从未

put salt on my food

在尝过我的食物之前

without trying it first.

就开始撒盐

Never have I ever

我从未

pushed all the buttons in an elevator.

把电梯里的所有按钮都按了过

Well, we all have a past.

谁没有黑历史啊

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生活大爆炸第九季 The Big Bang Theory Season 9 第20集: 大熊熊&降水 The Big Bear Precipitation