生活大爆炸第九季双语台词对白剧本

Would you pass the mustard?

麻烦递一下黄芥末

Sure.

好

Hey, want to hear a fun fact about mustard?

想听一个有关黄芥末的有趣知识吗

Is it that the glucosinolates which give mustard its flavor

黄芥末主要味道来源的芥子油甙

were evolved by the cabbage family

是白菜花科植物为了

as a chemical defense against caterpillars?

抵御毛毛虫而进化形成的吗

Yeah.

是的

Well, that was fun.

挺有意思

Good for you, Leonard.

不错哦莱纳德

Hey, there.

你们好啊

Hey, you're early.

你们早到了

The movie doesn't start for an hour.

电影还有一个小时才开始呢

Actually, we're not going to the movies.

其实我们不去看电影了

We are here to kidnap you.

我们是来绑架你的

What are you talking about?

你们说什么呢

Well, you eloped and we didn't get a chance

你跟佩妮私定终身

to throw you a bachelor party,

我们没机会给你办单身汉派对

so there's a van downstairs

所以现在楼下有一台面包车

and we're here to take you

而我们上来要押你去

to a surprise location for the weekend.

一个神秘地点过周末

Well, I'd hardly call this kidnapping.

这算哪门子绑架

Where's the blindfold?

眼罩呢

Where's the duct tape?

封嘴的胶布呢

Where's the part where you call me and demand ransom

给我打电话要求付赎金

and I try to keep you on the phone,

然后我试图拖延通话时间

but you hang up seconds before I can trace it

你们却在定位成功的前几秒挂了

源自电影《致命武器》中的经典台词

and then I say, "I'm getting too old for this crud"?

让我说出"我太老了力不从心了"的桥段呢

When do we leave?

我们什么时候能走人

Right now.

现在

Yeah, Penny packed you a bag.

佩妮给你打包好行李了

Wow, okay.

走起

You're seriously going to get in a van

你真的要上一台面包车

and let these two take you to an unknown destination

让这俩家伙带你到神秘地点

for an entire weekend?

一整个周末吗

Oh, not just him; you're coming, too.

不只是他你也得来

Oh, and how do you think you're going to get me to do that?

你凭啥觉得我会乖乖配合

Unhand me!

放开我

This is ridiculous!

这太扯了

I told you to put tape on his mouth!

我说了让你用胶带封住他的嘴

And I told you he bit me!

我也说了这货咬我

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活

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第九季第三集

It's bad enough I'm being taken against my will.

我被人强押上车已经够惨了

I don't see why it has to be in

为什么这车还偏偏是

some hippie's mobile sex dungeon.

某个嬉皮士的移动炮房

Well, Sheldon, there's something about this van

谢尔顿这台车另有玄机哦

that you're going to find very interesting.

你绝对会很感兴趣

It runs on syphilis?

它是以梅毒为动力的吗

This van was owned and driven by your personal

这台车的主人曾是你

physics hero...

物理界的偶像

Richard Feynman.

理查德·费曼

美国物理学家 1965年获诺贝尔物理奖曾被评选为有史以来最伟大的物理学家之一

- No. - Yeah!

-不可能 -是真的

A buddy of mine let me borrow it.

我一个朋友借我开的

This was Feynman's van?

这曾是费曼的车吗

That's so cool.

太酷了

Yeah, nothing's been changed since he drove it.

而且还维持着他开它时的原貌呢

I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy.

我猜他用这台屌车泡过不少可爱研究生

Yeah, and talked about physics with them!

还在车上跟她们聊了物理

So, are you gonna give us a clue where we're headed?

能给个目的地的提示吗

Uh, okay, let's see...

行我想想啊

They've got spicy food

那里有辣的食物

and there's a chance you'll get diarrhea.

而且你有可能会腹泻

India.

印度

We can drive there.

那地方开车能到

Your house?

你家吗

We are going to Meh-he-co!

我们要去墨喜哥啦

Fun, I've never been there!

我从来没去过那里呢

Leonard, don't be fooled!

莱纳德别被他们骗了

I'm from Texas--

我是德州人

Meh-he-co is Spanish for Mexico.

墨喜哥是西语的墨西哥

What's wrong with Mexico?

墨西哥哪里不好

Uh, mariachi bands, wild dogs,

烦人墨西哥街头乐队野狗

beans that jump around 'cause there's a worm inside.

因为里面有虫而能跳动的墨西哥跳豆

Okay, calm down.

冷静好吗

There's a theme to this weekend.

这周末有个主题

We are going to Mexico in Feynman's van

我们要开着费曼的车去墨西哥

to stay at the vacation house Feynman bought

还要住在费曼用诺贝尔奖奖金

with the money from his Nobel Prize.

买下来的度假别墅

Viva la Imodium!

泄停封万岁

Come on, Leonard's doing bachelor stuff.

去嘛莱纳德去过单身汉派对

You sure we can't take you to a strip club?

你确定不要我们带你去牛郎舞厅吗

Nah, if I want to see a naked dancing man,

不用了如果我想要看赤裸舞男

I just flush the toilet while Leonard's in the shower.

等莱纳德洗澡时去冲马桶就能吓得他乱蹦

I know we're not making a fuss,

我知道我们没有要大肆庆祝

but in the spirit of bachelorette parties,

但本着单身女郎派对的精神

I made cookies in the shape of male genitals.

我做了男人性器官形状的饼干

You really didn't have to...

你不用那么麻烦...

That is anatomic.

1:1真鸡模型啊

Thank you.

谢谢

The veins are gummy worms.

静脉是用条状软糖做的

Oh, look,

瞧

Jewish and gentile.

犹太[割包皮]与非犹太

I had extra dough.

面团多了

Oh, that's Leonard.

是莱纳德

He said they're about to cross the border.

他说马上要过边境了

I hope the boys don't get too crazy in Mexico.

希望男生们在墨西哥不会玩太疯

Oh, yeah, right. Lock up your daughters

是啊大家快锁好家里女儿

or Sheldon might lecture them

否则淫贼谢尔顿

about the North American Free Trade Agreement.

会教育她们有关北美自由贸易协议的事

Boy, that was a long night for me.

要命那晚真是漫长啊

According to this Mexican Customs Web site,

根据这个墨西哥海关网站

visitors may not bring more than five laser discs,

游客们不许携带超过五片激光光盘

20 compact discs

二十片光盘

or 12 VHS tapes.

或十二张录影带

We don't have any of those.

我们没有带那些东西

How can you be sure?

你怎么能确定

VHS was king when Feynman drove this van.

费曼开这台车的年代录影带称霸天下

For all we know, there are hidden compartments

说不定这车上哪里有暗格

lousy with Jane Fonda workout videos.

藏满了健美皇后简·方达的健身影带

If there was a hidden compartment,

如果这车上有暗格

don't you think you'd be stuffed in it by now?

你不觉得你早就被塞进去了吗

Are we all up to date on our yellow fever inoculations?

大家的黄热病疫苗还没过期吧

黄热病主要在非洲及中南美洲地区流行

You don't need a yellow fever shot to go to Mexico.

去墨西哥不需要接种黄热病疫苗

You can never be too careful.

小心驶得万年船

位于美国佛罗里达州迪士尼世界度假区

I got one last year before I went to Epcot.

我去年去未来世界主题公园时就打了一针

So, Penny, how's married life?

佩妮婚后生活如何

Oh, it's good.

还不错啊

I just wish Leonard would work up the courage

现在就希望莱纳德能鼓起勇气

to tell Sheldon he's moving in here.

告诉谢尔顿他要搬来跟我住

You guys still aren't living together?

你们俩还没住在一起吗

We are. I mean, he sleeps here.

住一起啊但谢尔顿也睡这

But it's only a matter of time

但说不准哪天

before Sheldon has a bad dream

谢尔顿做了恶梦

and tries to climb into bed with the Leonard-shaped pile of pillows.

会抱着他的莱纳德人形抱枕爬上我们的床

Speaking of Sheldon,

说到谢尔顿

how's single life treating you?

你的单身生活又如何

Fine, I guess.

还行吧

I've been focusing on me.

我就专注在自己身上

I was thinking about changing my wardrobe.

我之前还在想要不要换下穿衣风格

- Yes! - Good for you!

-当然 -好样的

But then I decided I don't want to go changing who I am

但我后来决定我才不要因为某个男人

just because of some man.

改变原本的自己

- Yes. - Good for you.

-当然 -好样的

You know, it is normal

很多人

to want to change your look after a breakup.

在分手之后都会想改头换面

Actually, I was thinking of making one small change.

其实我在考虑做一个小小的改变

- Your sweater? - Your glasses?

-换毛衣 -换眼镜

- Your hair? - Your shoes!

-换发型 -换鞋子

Piercing my ears.

穿耳洞

You really never had that done?

你以前从来没穿过吗

My mom said pierced ears were for whores,

我妈说穿耳洞的人不是妓女

pirates and genies.

就是海盗和妖怪

Okay, well, you're a grown woman now.

好吧你现在都是大人了

I know, but Sheldon had this clause

我知道但谢尔顿在

in the Relationship Agreement

《恋爱协议》里

forbidding cosmetic surgery

明文禁止做美容手术

unless it's to look like a Klingon.

除非做出来效果像克林贡人

We'll take you to the mall to get it done.

我们带你去商场里做就好啦

Why? I can do it right here.

干嘛我在这就能帮她做

Really?

是吗

- You have a piercing gun? - No.

-你有打耳洞的枪吗 -没有

All you need is a needle and an ice cube.

用一根针和一颗冰块就能搞定

I've done it, like, a dozen times.

我以前做过很多次啦

Oh, I don't know.

这样好吗

Oh, come on. I'll be gentle.

来嘛我会很温柔的

Let me take your ear virginity.

让我来破你耳朵的处吧

This party's weird.

这个派对感觉好奇怪

Hey, watch your speed.

别开这么快

I hear the Mexican police target tourists.

听说墨西哥警察专找游客麻烦

Oh, not a problem.

别担心啦

If anything goes down,

如果发生什么事

we just put Koothrappali in the driver's seat

我们就让库萨帕里坐到驾驶座上

and slap a sombrero on his head.

再给他弄顶墨西哥草帽戴上

Dude, how many races can you offend in a single breath?

伙计你一口气能激怒多少个种族

I don't know. Have you watched the Olympics with me?

不晓得你跟我一起看过奥林匹克运动会吗

Sheldon, can you believe that we're driving in a van that was owned by

谢尔顿你能相信我们开的这辆面包车

one of the greatest scientific minds of the 20th century?

曾属于20世纪最伟大的科学家之一吗

It's like the Batmobile.

简直就像蝙蝠战车

If Batman was real

前提是蝙蝠侠真实存在

and a physicist

而且是一位物理学家

and his car wasn't cool.

车还得不酷才行

It is extraordinary.

这体验的确非比寻常

Perhaps some of his mojo will rub off on us.

或许这车能让我们沾上他的好运呢

Maybe between this and his beach house,

或许蹭蹭他的车和豪宅

we will be inspired to greatness.

我们能被激励成就大事

I usually don't put too much stock in charms and talismans.

通常我不会对符咒或护身符寄予厚望

However, even I must admit

然而我必须承认

feeling Richard Feynman's butt dent

自己的屁股坐在

cupping my own bottom...

理查德·费曼的屁股印上

that does get the creative juices flowing.

真是让我创意如泉涌啊

Hey, I have to return this van.

这车我还得还回去呢

Keep your creative juices in your pants.

麻烦不要让你的创意"喷射"出你的裤子

What was that?

怎么回事

I think it's a tire.

可能爆胎了

What if it's banditos shooting at us?

没准是土匪朝咱们开枪了

What if we get kidnapped?

没准我们会被绑架

What if we end up in a factory making Bart Simpson pinatas

没准我们余生会沦落到某个工厂

一种纸糊的容器里面装满糖果与玩具在节庆或生日是挂空中让人击打

for the rest of our lives?!

终日做卡通皮纳塔

It's the tire.

爆胎而已啦

Leonard?

莱纳德

What?

干嘛

I am getting too old for this crud.

我太老了力不从心了

Amy, I noticed your status still says

艾米我注意到你脸书的状态

"In a relationship" on Facebook.

还是"恋爱中"

You're right.

你说得对

I should probably let all of my Facebook friends know.

我应该通知我脸书上所有的朋友

Penny, I'm no longer in a relationship.

佩妮我已经分手了

Did you change yours to "Married" yet?

你的状态改为"已婚"了吗

Uh, no, not yet.

还没

There's still a few people I haven't told personally.

有几个人我还没亲自告诉他们

Who?

谁

Oh, just my parents

就我爸妈

and my entire family.

和我全家人

- What? - Why?

-什么 -为什么

Well, I don't want to hurt my dad.

我不想让我爸伤心

You know, he always wanted

他一直梦想着

to dance with his daughter at her wedding.

在自己女儿的婚礼上跟她共舞

What about your sister's wedding?

那你姐姐的婚礼呢

They started to, then her water broke.

没跳两下她羊水就破了

You know, if he finds out we eloped,

如果他发现我们私定终身了

it's gonna break his heart.

我爸肯定心碎不已

How long do you think you can keep it from him?

你觉得你能瞒他瞒多久

Yeah, isn't it gonna get worse the longer you wait?

对啊你瞒得越久不就越坏事吗

Well, not necessarily.

不一定哦

You know, Dad's not getting any younger,

我爸一天天在老去

so if I wait long enough,

所以等到他年老不记事时

I'll just tell him he walked me down the aisle

我就告诉他当初是他陪我走红毯

and it was magical.

场面非常感人

When did you learn how to change a tire?

你什么时候学会换轮胎的

Every self-respecting gentleman should know how

任何一个有自尊心的绅士都应该知道这个

in case he comes across a damsel in distress

以防哪天在路边遇到有一位

by the side of the road.

需要帮助的少女

If I see one scorpion,

如果我看见一个蝎子

I am getting on someone's shoulders

我就跳上你们谁的肩膀

and never coming down.

永远都不下来

And there's your damsel.

你遇到的是需要帮助的少男

Wow, this one's really stuck.

这螺母卡得太死了

Are you turning it the right way?

你拧对方向了吗

No.

不

I took the other four off

我顺利拧下其他四个螺母后

and when I got to this one, I thought,

突然一拍脑袋心想

"You know, I'm in a rut. Let's shake things up."

"太千篇一律了换个方向试试吧"

Here, let me try.

让我试试

You're right, it doesn't turn the other way.

你说得对另一个方向也拧不动

There you go. You're all done!

好了大功告成

That wasn't so bad.

没有想象中那么痛啊

Nice.

真好看

Boy, if my mom could see me now,

要是我妈现在看到我

she'd lock me in the sin closet.

她会把我锁进罪恶衣柜

That's a joke, right?

你是开玩笑的吧

Actually, the joke was on her.

其实她才是那个笑话

I could still see the TV through the slats.

因为我可以从柜门缝隙之间看到电视

I'm starting to see why you and your mom aren't very close.

我开始明白你为啥和你妈不太亲近了

Bet she'd still tell her if she got married.

我打赌她结婚时还是会通知她妈

You're not gonna let this go, are you?

你就是不肯放过我是吧

Well, it's kind of sad that they don't know.

把他们蒙在鼓里是挺过分的

I mean, they love Leonard.

他们多喜欢莱纳德啊

Fine, you want me to call?

好吧你们想让我打电话

I'll call.

那我就打

Why am I so nervous?

我怎么这么紧张啊

It's understandable.

这很正常

Amy was afraid to tell her mom she broke up with Sheldon.

艾米也很怕告诉她妈和谢尔顿分手的事

Yeah? How did it go?

是吗结果怎么样

Did she make you crawl into the breaking-up drawer?

她逼着你爬进分手抽屉吗

Uh, well, actually, to be honest...

老实说

I-I haven't told her yet.

我还没告诉她呢

You've been giving me a hard time

你这么起劲催着我

and you haven't even told your mom about Sheldon?

而你自己却还没把分手的事告诉你妈

I'm feeling a little dizzy from all the blood loss.

我失血过多头好晕哦

I don't know what you're talking about.

我听不懂你在说什么

Fine. I'm calling home,

好吧我给我家打电话

but when I'm done, you're calling your mother.

我打完以后你给你妈打电话

Easy for you to say.

你说得倒轻巧

You never had to watch 60 Minutes like this.

你又不需要这样偷偷摸摸地看《新闻60分》

Hey, Daddy.

爸爸

Hey, slugger.

帅妞

How's my girl?

你过得好吗

Uh, good. Is mom around?

挺好我妈在吗

Ah, she took your brother out to celebrate.

她带你哥哥出去庆祝了

He just got his tenth one-month sober chip.

他刚获得了他的第十个"一个月没喝酒"奖章

Yeah, she's gonna make him a little necklace.

她要给他做个奖章小项链

Okay, I'll talk to her later.

我待会再打给她

Uh, Dad, there's something I need to tell you.

爸爸我有事要告诉你

Leonard and I got married.

我和莱纳德结婚了

You did?

真的吗

When?

什么时候

Last week. I'm sorry, I should've told you.

上周对不起我应该早点告诉你

It was a spur of the moment thing.

都怪我们一时冲动

I feel terrible.

我觉得很愧疚

Please don't be too disappointed.

求求你不要对我失望

Are you happy?

你开心吗

Very.

开心呀

Leonard is so great.

莱纳德是个非常棒的人

Well, then I'm happy for you.

那我为你开心

Aw, thank you, Daddy.

谢谢你爸爸

That means so much.

这对我来说太重要了

Well, I understand it's hard to tell someone something

我明白那些会让人难过的事

if you think it's gonna upset 'em.

是挺难说出口的

It is.

没错

You're the best dad ever.

你真是世上最好的爸爸

Yeah. Uh, hold that thought.

是啊先别这么说

I've been sitting on a little news myself.

我也有个小事没告诉你

Well, what is it?

什么事

You know that rototiller I got for the tractor?

你知道我为拖拉机配了个旋转式耕耘机吗

No.

不知道

Oh, you should see it.

你真该来看一看

It is a beautiful piece of machinery.

这机器太帅了

Anyway, uh...

总之...

I backed over your pet pig with it.

我倒车时把你的宠物猪绞进去了

Moondance?

小月舞吗

Yeah, he's, uh, not dancing anymore.

是的他已经没法跳舞了

You killed my pig?

你弄死了我的猪

I did not kill him.

不是我干的

The vet took care of that.

是兽医结果了他

When?

什么时候的事

Oh... ten, 12 months ago.

大概10到12个月之前吧

You didn't tell me for a year?!

你瞒了一年都不告诉我吗

Well, apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

哈哈有其父必有其女对吧

Love ya, slugger. Gotta go!

爱你帅妞挂了

Okay, Amy, your turn.

好了艾米该你了

What are you doing?

你在干什么

It's called Lamaze breathing.

这叫做拉玛泽呼吸法

一种有效减分娩疼痛的呼吸法

It helps you push.

有助于帮你使劲

Great.

太好了

He's pushing with his uterus.

他在使子宫的劲呢

There's got to be a smarter way of removing it.

肯定还有更好的办法来拧

Yeah, this is nothing more than a physics problem.

对呀这不过是个简单的物理问题

Right.

没错

Archimedes once said,

阿基米德曾经说

"Give me a leever long enough

"给我一根足够长的杠杆

and a fulcrum on which to place it,

和一个支点

and I shall move the world."

我就能撑起地球"

Of course.

没错

All we need is to find stuff

我们只需要找到

to make a leever big enough to fix this.

一根足够长的杠杆

Exactly.

说得对

I'll bet there's something around here

我想这周围肯定有什么

that could be a lehver.

可以用来做杠棍

Let's see, a lehver, A lehver...

我想想杠棍杠棍

Everybody hold on!

等一下

Let's take this problem one step at a time.

我们先一步一步地来解决这个问题

First, we need to decide

首先我们需要决定

whether we're calling it leever or lehver.

到底是叫杠杆还是杠棍

And the sooner we decide it's leever,

一旦我们确定了叫杠杆

the sooner we can roll up our sleeves-- not slehves--

我们就能挽起袖子而不是舅子

and get to work.

开始工作了

We're gonna be here "Foreever."

我们要"允远"留在这鬼地方了

Thanks a lot, guys.

我谢谢你们全家啊

What did we do?

关我们什么事

Before I made that call,

在我打那通电话之前

my pig was alive and happy

我的猪猪还活着

and rolling around in the mud.

欢快地在泥巴里打滚

Now he's illegally buried in our backyard

现在他被非法葬在我们家后院

next to my great-grandmother.

紧挨着我太奶奶

Really? They didn't eat him?

真的吗没有被吃掉

No.

没有

He was a beloved member of the family.

他是我们挚爱的家族成员

The breakfast meat family?

早餐肉中的成员吗

It's not funny.

这不好笑

You're up. Call your mother.

该你了给你妈打电话

Oh, maybe later.

还是等会吧

Your pig dying made me sad.

猪猪不幸逝世让我深感悲痛

And a little hungry.

还有点饿

Phone, now.

马上打电话

Okay. Okay.

知道了好了

Fine.

好吧

Hi, Mom.

喂妈妈啊

Try dialing.

你倒是拨号啊

You saw that, huh?

被你看穿了呀

Hi, Mom. How are you doing?

妈妈你好吗

Oh, good.

我也好

How's work?

工作怎么样

That's nice.

挺好的

I'm fine.

我很好

Hey, listen, I've been meaning to ask,

听着我一直想问

how come Aunt Doe and Aunt Florence never got along?

多姨和弗洛伦斯姨怎么一直处不来呢

Okay, just... give me that.

给我吧

Amy broke up with Sheldon,

艾米跟谢尔顿分手了

she got her ears pierced

她打了耳洞

and she made us eat penis cookies!

还非逼我们吃大屌饼干

Hang on.

等等

She wants to talk to you.

她想跟你谈谈

I don't think the lever's working.

我感觉杠杆没起作用

What makes you say that?

你凭啥那么说

There's gotta be something else we can try.

肯定有别的方法可以试试

If this was Star Trek,

这要是在《星际迷航》里

we could use a phaser to blast it off.

我们可以用相位枪把它炸开

No, it's too broad of a beam.

不行激光束太粗了

You'd need something more precise,

要更精准的

like Superman's heat vision.

比如超人的热视线

Ooh, the Green Lantern's ring

或者绿灯侠的能量戒指

could make a big green hand that unscrews it.

可以变成大绿手来拧松它

If you need a green hand,

如果要大绿手

why not just use the Hulk?

何不直接找绿巨人

Oh, please,

得了吧

the Hulk would never get across the border with that temper.

绿巨人那个脾气哪过得了边防

Guys, excuse me,

大伙插一句

not that calling one of the Avengers

不是说呼叫复仇者联盟的人来

isn't a perfectly reasonable choice,

不是完美合理的解决方法

but we're scientists.

可我们是科学家

Don't you think we can figure this out using actual science?

不应该用真正的科学去解决吗

Yes, we could use science.

是的我们可以运用真正的科学

But it's your bachelor party.

但这是你的单身派对

Lighten up.

高兴点

科学原理敲击震荡

* We will

我们将 *

* We will percussive shock you

我们将敲击震荡你*

* We will

我们将 *

* We will percussive shock you

我们将敲击震荡你*

* Buddy you're a boy

伙计你是个小孩 *

* Make a big noise playin' in the street

在街头吵闹玩耍 *

* Gonna be a big man someday

一天你将会长大 *

* You got mud on your face, you big disgrace

你脸上沾着泥巴丢人现眼 *

* Kickin' your can all over the place.

把问题像铁罐踢来踢去 *

I have an eidetic memory.

我过目不忘的记忆

Sometimes it's a curse.

有时是诅咒般的存在

科学原理热膨胀

I had no idea

我没想到

tortilla chips were such a good fuel source.

墨西哥炸玉米片居然是个好燃料

They're basically pure hydrocarbons soaked in fat.

基本就是沾满油的纯碳氢化合物

Let's hope the lug nut expands.

希望轮爪螺母可以膨胀

What if that burning food attracts animals?

烧食物的香味引来动物怎么办

We have plenty of food for the animals.

我们有很多食物可以给动物吃

- We do? - Yep.

-有吗 -当然

A six-foot wiener in a Flash T-shirt.

闪电侠T恤裹着的六尺长香肠

That's not very nice.

一点都不友好

It's a bachelor party. Lighten up.

这是单身派对高兴点

氯化氢

科学原理加速腐蚀

What is that awful smell?

这难闻的味道是什么

It's burning salsa.

烧着的莎莎酱

I'm hoping the acidity and salinity

希望酸性和盐度与电结合

combined with electricity will corrode the lug nut off.

可以腐蚀部分螺母

What an innovative solution.

多有创意的方法

Perhaps I don't give your MIT education enough credit.

之前瞧不起你的麻省理工学院学历是我不好

Yeah, I saw it on Mythbusters.

我是在谣言终结者上学到的

科学原理放热反应

All right, this rust,

好了这些锈

combined with the aluminum recovered from the van,

与面包车弄下来的铝

is now thermite.

就是铝热剂了

Great.

很好

Couple pinches ought to do the trick.

来几小撮就够了

Is that enough to melt the lug nut?

这些够融掉螺母吗

Well, let's start small.

一点点来

We can always add more.

可以再加的

You put up a good fight, lug nut,

螺母你确实骁勇善战

but you've met your match.

可惜你遇到对手了[火柴]

Hey, look!

瞧

The lug nut's off.

螺母掉了

What are you doing back?

你们怎么回来了

We got a flat

爆胎了

and couldn't get the tire off.

轮胎换不下来

Oh, I'm sorry.

好遗憾

Thank you.

谢谢你

If it makes you feel any better,

不知道会不会让你们平衡一些

I pierced Amy's ears

我给艾米穿了耳洞

and her mom made her sit in my closet.

她妈妈罚她坐我衣柜里呢

We blew up Feynman's van.

我们把费曼先生的面包车烧了

My dad killed my pig with his tractor.

我爸用拖拉机把我的猪猪杀了

I spent the night in Mexico with Sheldon.

我跟谢尔顿在墨西哥共度了一夜

You win.

你赢了

[后有惊喜]

今晚这集中你们需要知道两件事情一这真的是理查德·费曼的面包车二理查德·费曼的面包车在本集录制的过程中并未受到损伤

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生活大爆炸第九季 The Big Bang Theory Season 9 第3集: 单身派对衰败 The Bachelor Party Corrosion