生活大爆炸第十季双语台词对白剧本

Go!

开始

Come on, Raj!

拉杰加油

You can do this!

你可以的

There's no way.

绝对不可能

What is happening?

这是在干嘛

This is an Euler's Disk.

这是欧拉盘

It's a physics toy

是一种物理学玩具

that demonstrates angular momentum,

用来演示角动量

potential energy, and kinetic energy.

势能与动能

Aw, look at you watching sports.

你们几个小宅男还看体育呢

We're betting to see if Koothrappali

我们在打赌库萨帕里

can hold his breath longer than the disk can spin.

能不能憋气到这欧拉盘静止后才呼吸

Its weight and smoothness,

它的重量与平滑度

along with the slight concavity of the mirror,

再加上底下镜面盘的些微凹度

means it can spin for a long time.

都意味着它可以转很久

But Raj is from India,

但拉杰来自印度

which means he's no slouch at holding his breath.

这表示在憋气这件事上他也是经验丰富

Okay, I want in. Ten bucks says

我也要赌我赌十块钱

I'll lose interest before that thing stops spinning.

我会在这玩意静止之前就对这事失去兴致

Hey, Sheldon, I found a great restaurant for date night.

谢尔顿我找到一家适合约会的餐厅

Kind of busy right now.

现在很忙别吵

Oh, an Euler's Disk! Fun!

是欧拉盘真有趣

Yeah, we're seeing if Raj can hold his breath longer than it.

我们在看是它转的时间久还是拉杰憋气时间久

Oh. Immature.

真幼稚

How ya doing?

憋得住吗

He's not gonna make it.

他绝对不行

- Yes, he is! - You know,

-他行的 -你知道吗

deep-sea divers holding their breath for several minutes

深水潜水员在憋气好几分钟后

have shown elevated markers of a protein

所发出脑损伤信号的

that can signal brain damage.

蛋白质明显增多

Yeah, see, what's happening here signals brain damage.

这里正发生的事情也是脑损伤的信号

My God, how long does this thing spin for?

天啊这东西会转多久啊

Ha! You're interested! You're out ten bucks!

你感兴趣了十块钱输掉啦

- It's slowing down! - Dig deep!

-开始慢下来了 -发挥你的潜力

Like when we bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants!

就像那次我们打赌你穿不进霍华德的裤子

He's not gonna make it!

他撑不下去啦

Yes, he is!

他可以的

Come on, Raj! It's like your favorite movie!

加油啊拉杰就像你最爱的电影

1995年爱情电影《待到梦醒时分》

You're just Waiting to Exhale!

你要"憋到梦醒时分"

Yeah! I knew you could do it!

我就知道你可以

And j.. and just so you know,

另... 另外告诉你

my favorite movie...

我最爱的电影...

1987年的以童话为主题的浪漫爱情故事

is Princess Bride.

是《公主新娘》

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

大

活

炸

爆

生

第十季第十六集

♪ Bang! ♪ By aBU 201609

Hello, Rajesh. How are things by you?

拉杰什最近好吗

Good, good.

挺好挺好啊

Uh, listen, I just wanted to let you know

我想先跟你说一下

when you get my credit card bill,

你这个月看到我信用卡账单时

it might be a little high this month.

可能会发现这个月账有点多

Well, you're a grown man with a steady job.

毕竟你也是个有稳定工作收入的成年人

Why wouldn't you spend all your father's money?

花光你老爸的钱也是合情合理的嘛

Oh, Daddy, you're so rich and funny.

爹爹你真是又有钱又幽默

Yeah. So what else is going on with your life?

所以你最近还有什么别的事呢

Uh, well, I was dating a woman at the university,

我之前跟大学里的一个女人约会

but we broke up.

不过后来分手了

I'm sorry to hear that.

我很遗憾听到这消息

I know you are. That's why you just bought me a new iPad.

我知道以我帮你买了新iPad来安慰我

And before you start,

我想先告诉你

I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me.

我对你的包办婚姻一点兴趣都没有

Oh, I gave up on that a long time ago.

我几百年前就放弃这事了好吗

You did?

是吗

It's too much work.

太累人了

You're an adult who can't get by

你都几岁了还得靠

without an allowance from his parents.

老爸老妈给的零花钱才能过活

Women don't want that.

女人才不喜欢这种男人

Wh-What are you saying, that y-you're giving up on me?

你啥意思啊你放弃我了吗

What kind of father gives up on his son?

什么样的爸爸会放弃自己的儿子啊

I have six children,

我有六个孩子

five of whom are married and self-sufficient.

其中五个都已婚而且能养活自己

I don't think I'm the problem.

我想问题应该不在我身上

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

真不敢相信你会说这种话

This is deeply hurtful.

太伤人家的小心肝了

You're also too sensitive.

你还是个玻璃心

Women don't want that either.

女人也不喜欢这种男人

The food here's supposed to be great.

这里的餐点据说很好吃

Don't fill up on chips.

别洋芋片吃饱了

Oh, I won't. I have a trick.

不会的我有个小秘诀

I only eat equilateral triangles.

我只吃等边三角形的洋芋片

Isosceles, isosceles,

等腰等腰三角形

oh, scalene...

不等边三角形...

You didn't see that.

你没看到这幕

Oh, look. It's Bert, at the bar.

你看是伯特在吧台那里

We should go say hi.

我们应该过去打个招呼

Why?

为什么

Because that's what you do

因为这是正常人

when you see someone you know in a public place.

在公共场合看到认识的人时该做的举动

I have multiple restraining orders that say otherwise.

我有好几张限制令证明不是这样

Sheldon, there's a difference between greeting a friend

谢尔顿跟朋友打个招呼与

and following a celebrity into a bathroom.

跟踪名人进厕所是有区别的

If the judge couldn't explain it to me,

连法官都不能跟我解释通

I don't see how you will.

你凭什么觉得你行呢

- Hi, Bert. - Hello.

-伯特 -你好

Oh, hey, guys.

你们好呀

What brings you here?

你们怎么会在这里

- Oh, we're having date night. - Nice.

-我们是来约会的 -不错嘛

I'm meeting someone, too.

我也约了人

Oh, really. Anybody we know?

是吗是我们认识的人吗

I doubt it. I met her on G-Harmony.

应该不是我们是在天地合网上认识的

That's a Web site for geologists to find love.

那是专门为地质学家创立的婚恋网站

That's a real thing?

还真有这种网站啊

Yeah. Their slogan is "we're all about dating

当然他们的口号是"合时为你安排约会

在地质学中碳14通常用于测试样本的大致年代

and not the carbon-14 kind."

而非用碳14测何时"

Well, have a lovely evening.

祝你们有个美好的夜晚

Thanks. You, too.

谢谢你们也一样

If you think that's more fun than talking to Zachary Quinto

如果你觉得这样比跟明星扎克瑞·昆图

through a stall door, you're crazy.

隔着厕所门说话更有意思那你真是疯了

You know, we could've come to you guys.

其实我们可以去你们家

You didn't have to bring the baby here.

这样就不用把宝宝带过来了啦

Oh, it's okay. It's good to get out of the house.

没关系走出家门的感觉真好

And the car ride puts her to sleep.

而且她一坐车就乖乖睡觉

Aw, that used to work with Sheldon.

以前这招对谢尔顿也管用

Yeah, until someone left him in the drugstore parking lot

是啊直到某人把他扔在药店的停车场

and he freaked out.

让他吓了个半死

Who forgot to crack the window?

是谁忘了把车窗留一点缝

Hello!

你们好呀

Someone's been shopping at Gucci.

有人去古奇购物了

Yeah, I saw something for Halley and I couldn't resist.

是啊我觉得超适合哈雷就忍不住买了

That's so sweet of you.

你真是太好了

Yeah, it's a crushed velvet baby cape.

是压皱天鹅绒宝宝斗篷哦

Oh, no, now we have two.

不是吧现在我们有两件了

- That must've been expensive. - Yeah, it was.

-一定很贵吧 -是啊

But it's my father's money and I'm mad at him.

但花的是我老爹的钱反正我也不爽他

What's going on with your dad?

你跟你爸怎么了

And if you really want to hurt him,

如果你真的想惹毛他

I look great in Chanel.

我穿香奈儿可好看了

It turns out he doesn't care if I'm married or if I'm single.

我才发现他根本不在乎我结婚还是单身

He's basically given up on me.

他基本已经放弃我了

Oh, I'm sure that's not true.

我敢说一定不是真的

It is. He stopped trying to find Indian girls for me to marry.

是真的他不再帮我找印度姑娘逼我成亲了

All you did was complain when he did that.

你爸这么做时你也只是一昧抱怨啊

Leonard, he's hurting. Let him feel how he feels.

莱纳德他正伤心呢让他发泄

- Thank you, Penny. - Yeah.

-多谢体谅佩妮 -不客气

Shoes, I'm a seven-and-a-half; boots, I'm an eight.

我鞋子穿7码半靴子穿8码

...MSN Search,

MSN搜索

现更名为Bing搜索

于2013年关闭服务

AltaVista,

阿尔塔维斯塔

and... Ask Jeeves.

有事就问吉福斯

现更名为Ask.com

You?

你呢

Sorry, I don't have a list of defunct search engines that I miss.

抱歉我没有需要怀念的过气搜索引擎列表

Hey. Looks like I got stood up,

看来我被人放鸽子了

- so I'm gonna head out. - Oh, no.

-所以我还是走吧 -别啊

Are you sure you don't want to give her a few more minutes?

你确定不再多等她几分钟吗

Nah, G-Harmony recommends after two hours,

不了天地合网的建议等待时间是两小时

it's time to cut bait.

是时候该放弃了

I'm so sorry.

我感到很遗憾

Bert, I insist that you join us.

伯特请你加入我们吧

You really wouldn't mind?

你真的不介意吗

Not at all. Amy?

完全不会艾米你呢

Fine with me.

我也不介意

Thanks. I'll go grab a chair.

谢谢那我去拿把椅子

Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.

谢尔顿你的举动真是太暖了

Well, I could deduce by his facial expression

我从他的脸部表情和肢体语言

and body language that he was sad.

推断出他很难过

So the part where he got stood up didn't clue you in?

他说自己被人放鸽子时没有给你点提示吗

You want me to look at him and listen to him?

你还指望我会一边观察他一边听他的废话吗

My father thinks the reason I can't make a relationship work

我父亲觉得我的每段感情之所以不成功

is because I'm spoiled.

是因为我是被宠坏的屁孩

I'm sorry, is he waiting for someone to disagree?

抱歉他是在等着有人提出反对意见吗

Just because he helps me out

就因为他帮我解决问题

doesn't automatically mean that I'm spoiled.

并不意味着我被他宠坏了

All right, how much exactly does he pay for?

好吧那他到底帮你解决多少账单

Okay, I'll tell you,

我会告诉你们

but please don't judge me.

但请不要鄙视我

He pays for my car, my rent, and my credit cards.

我的车我的房租和信用卡的账单都是他付的

I'm trying, but I'm judging.

我在努力忍住但我已经鄙视你了

Maybe your dad's right.

或许你爸说得对

Yeah, women do like a man that can support himself.

对啊女人的确喜欢能养活自己的男人

But Bernadette makes more money than Howard.

但伯纳黛特挣的钱比霍华德多

She basically supports him.

基本是她在养活自己老公啊

Yeah, maybe your dad's right.

是啊或许你爸是对的

Good question. Let's see.

好问题我想想

于2001年关闭服务

Infoseek,

搜信

2001原公司破产后被人收购

WebCrawler,

网络蜘蛛

2011年重新改版上市为门户网站

oh, HotBot.

热机器人

Okay, literally any other topic.

够了真的换个什么话题都行

All right. How did you guys meet?

好吧你们俩是怎么认识的

Actually, we met online.

其实我们是在网上认识的

Our-our first date was at a coffee shop.

我们第一次约会是在一家咖啡馆

Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.

不过跟你的约会对象不一样她可是真来了

Oh, he looks sad again.

他又看起来难过了

Well, I really envy your relationship.

我真的很羡慕你们的感情

Other than you two only having sex once a year,

除了你们俩一年只做一次爱这点

you're the perfect couple.

你们简直是完美情侣档

You-you know about that?

你知道这件事吗

Uh, yeah, everyone at the university does.

整个大学谁不知道呀

Were you aware of this?

你知道这件事吗

No. No, I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj,

不这事我只告诉过莱纳德霍华德拉杰

Kripke, uh, Professor Wu, Professor Klein,

克里普克吴教授克莱因教授

and a lunch lady in the cafeteria.

还有一个食堂大妈

How everyone else found out is a mystery to me.

我也想不通其他人是怎么知道的

Why aren't you talking to me?

你为什么不理我了

Because I'm mad at you.

因为我对你很生气

Well, now I'm sorry I asked.

现在我后悔问了这个问题

Sheldon, it's humiliating.

谢尔顿我的脸都丢完了

Thanks to you, my colleagues are gossiping about our sex life.

因为你我的同事们都在八卦我们的性生活

What is there to gossip about?

这有什么可八卦的呀

We barely have one.

我们都没做过几次

That's why they're doing it!

所以他们才感兴趣呀

Is it safe to assume you're not speaking to me again?

我可以理解为你再也不想和我说话了吗

If you're not answering because you're not speaking to me,

如果你是因为不想理我所以不回答

perhaps we could come up with a signal!

也许我们可以用某种信号来表示

That works!

我懂了

You don't need your dad's money.

你才不需要你爸的钱

- You can get by on your salary. - Yeah.

-你的收入足够养活你自己了 -没错

Well, we work at the same place as you, and

我们和你一样都在学校工作

- we've always been fine. - Oh, please.

-我们就活得挺好 -得了吧

Look in the mirror. You both look ten years older than I do.

拜托照照镜子你俩看起来比我老十岁

All right.

好吧

Hang on. We can figure this out.

等等我们一定有办法解决的

Let's just go over your expenses. How much is your rent?

我们先清理一下你的开销你每月房租多少

I don't want to say.

我不想回答

Is it really that high?

高到特别离谱吗

I don't want to say because I don't know how much it is.

我不想回答因为我不知道多少钱

You don't how much your rent is?

你连自己的房租都不知道吗

My father pays for it! Do you know how much your rent is?!

我爸帮我付房租啦你知道你的房租多少钱吗

Yeah.

当然知道

Well, then double it,

那就按你房租的两倍算吧

because my building's a lot nicer than this dump.

我的房子比你这垃圾堆舒服多了

Do you know how much your car costs?

那你知道每个月养车要多少钱吗

Not really.

不知道

Well, how much do you spend on food?

每个月吃饭要多少钱

The housekeeper does the shopping.

吃的全是家政工负责买好

Oh, my God, you really are spoiled.

我的乖乖你真是被宠坏了

I'm spoiled?!

我被宠坏了

Your baby has a cape that costs $300!

你闺女一件披风都价值300美金好嘛

I'm going to bed.

我要睡觉了

Well, wait.

等一下

This is our first fight as a couple who live together.

这是我们同居之后第一次吵架

So?

所以呢

I'm not sure of the protocol.

我对这种事的规矩还不太懂

Television teaches us

电视里教的是

that the man's supposed to sleep on the couch,

这种情况下男的应该去睡沙发

but of the two of us, you're clearly more sofa-sized.

但我们当中明显是你的体型更适合睡沙发

I'm not sleeping on the couch

我才不会为了

'cause you don't know what's private and what's not.

你不懂什么叫私事而滚去睡沙发

This isn't fair.

这不公平

You've discussed aspects

你还不是和佩妮

of our physical relationship with Penny.

讨论过我俩的肉体关系

That's different!

那不一样

She's a close friend, not the lady in the cafeteria

她是我的闺蜜不是你那位

who cuts the crust off your sandwiches!

帮三明治去面包皮的食堂大妈

That lady has a name.

人家大妈也是有名字的

I don't know what it is,

虽然我不知道她的芳名

but one time, I accidentally called her mom?

但有一次我不小心喊了她一声妈

Sounds like you're gonna need a cheaper place to live.

看来你得先搬去便宜的地方住了

When you moved here, you didn't have a lot of money.

你刚来这里时也没多少钱

How'd you get by?

你是怎么过下来的

Well, sometimes you can get free food

有时候你可以从邻居那里蹭到

and Wi-Fi from the neighbors.

免费的食物和网络

Just know

只不过

you might have to marry one of 'em.

最后你可能得嫁给其中的一个人

Hey, you guys let Stuart live with you.

对了斯图尔特都住在你们家了

Why not Raj, too?

不如也让拉杰一起住吧

What-what are you doing? I...

你这是在干嘛呀我...

I-I-I schlepped the baby over, I brought imported beer.

我拖着孩子来你家聚会还带了进口啤酒

Why don't you like me?

你为什么还不喜欢我

Well, I thought we were best friends!

拜托我以为我俩是好朋友呢

We are!

我们是呀

That's why I'm sad my best friend's gonna be homeless.

一想到好朋友将要无家可归我真伤心难过

I'm sorry, Raj. We really just don't have the space.

抱歉拉杰我们家真的没地方了

What if he lives in your garage?

不如让他住你家车库吧

What if you stop helping?!

不如你丫赶紧闭嘴吧

Guys, I'm not living in a garage!

各位我才不要住车库呢

Wait. Why are we talking about our place

等等干嘛总纠结我的房子呢

when Sheldon's old room is sitting there perfectly empty?

谢尔顿的房间明明还空着呀

That's a great idea.

这个主意不错

Raj, if you need a place to stay,

拉杰如果你需要地方住

of course you are welcome here.

我们家永远为你敞开

Thank you, but if I'm gonna just take advantage of my friends,

谢了但如果我要给朋友添麻烦的话

I might as well keep on relying on my father.

我还不如继续靠我爹养着呢

Okay, only if you're sure.

好吧你决定了就好

Whew.

好险

Yeah.

万幸

Amy?

艾米

Amy?

艾米

- Amy? - Yeah?

-艾米 -干嘛

Not exactly the welcome wagon, but I'll take it.

虽然你口气不善但也行吧

What is this?

这是什么

I'm mapping basic topics of conversation

我画了一张图列出了和谁

and with whom they can be discussed.

应该讨论什么样的话题

I call these circles Zones of Privacy.

我管这些圆圈叫"隐私地带"

Don't Google that

别搜索这个词

unless you want to see pictures of people's genitals.

除非你想看人类性器官的图片

This circle contains only me and you.

这个圈里只有我和你

It represents subjects we only share with each other--

代表我们只跟对方分享的话题

details of physical intimacy, bathroom habits.

身体亲密行为的细节如厕习惯

Although, as I'm saying it,

不过说着说着

I may need to add Dr. Fink in here.

我觉得有必要加上芬克医生

Are you really worried

你真的担心

about revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking?

向史蒂芬·霍金透露秘密吗

No, I was just excited to list him as a friend.

不我只是很兴奋能将他列为好友

Well, I do appreciate you working on this.

谢谢你为我做这些

I'm sorry you were embarrassed.

对不起我让你觉得丢脸了

And now I understand that

现在我懂了

some things are just between you and me,

有些事只能你知我知

and in the event of redness and swelling, Dr. Fink.

万一有红肿和肿胀芬克医生也要知

What's that little dot in the middle?

中间那个小点是什么

That's reserved for thoughts I don't share with anyone.

那是我不与任何人分享的想法

Interesting.

有意思

You really have secrets you don't tell me?

你真有没告诉我的秘密吗

Of course.

当然有

Can I hear one?

可以说一个听听吗

No, they're private.

不行这是隐私

Why? Are they naughty?

为什么是很"不乖"的吗

A little.

一点点吧

Please?

求你了

Fine.

好

Two years ago...

两年前...

...I got my driver's license.

我拿到了驾照

What?!

什么

Why didn't you say anything?!

你为什么没说

I like being chauffeured around.

我喜欢有司机接送

It makes me feel important.

这让我觉得自己是大人物

So when I got up at 4:00 A.M. to drive you across the desert

我清晨四点起来送你穿越沙漠

to an antique train museum, I didn't have to?

去古董火车博物馆其实不必我去吗

No, you didn't.

是你不必

But keep in mind,

但你记得

I felt extremely important.

那让我觉得自己是超级大人物

What?!

什么事

Hello, Father.

你好父亲

We need to talk.

我们需要谈谈

All right.

好的

I have come to an important decision.

我做出了重要决定

I will not be accepting your money anymore.

我不会再拿你的钱

I'm a man, and I can take care of myself.

我是个男人可以照顾好自己

That's wonderful!

太好了

Yes, that is wonderful!

是的非常好

You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled!

你不能再指责我被宠坏了

I am so proud of you.

我真为你骄傲

Dad, I'm trying to tell you off,

爸我是想臭骂你一顿

and you're ruining it with your delight and relief.

你的欣喜与宽慰毁了我的计划

Sorry.

抱歉

Oh, no, my grown son is going to stop spending all my money.

不要啊我已成年的儿子不想再花光我的钱了

Where did I fail as a father?!

我这个当爹的是哪里做得不对啊

Yeah, that's right.

这就对了

Keep asking yourself that!

好好问问你自己这个问题

But I still love you very much, so don't cut me out of the will.

但我依然非常爱你所以别把我踢出遗嘱

Oh, you brought your own lunch.

你自己做了午餐

Good for you.

好样的

Yeah, I'm making a bunch of changes.

我在做出很多改变

This morning, I fired my dog walker.

今天早上我辞退了遛狗人

Oh. How's the dog gonna go to the bathroom?

那狗怎么上厕所

Uh, I gave her an Imodium.

我让她吃了止泻药

That's tomorrow's problem.

这是明天的问题了

Excuse me. May I have your attention, please?

不好意思大家注意下好吗

I have recently been made aware

我最近意识到

that my personal relationship with Amy Farrah Fowler

我与艾米·菲拉·福勒的私人关系

has become water cooler gossip.

成为了饮水机旁的八卦谈资

And I just want to say, shame on all of you.

我只想说你们真可耻

We're scientists.

我们是科学家

Our minds should be focused

我们应该集中精神

on the advancement of human knowledge,

关注人类知识的进步

not the intimate details of other people's lives.

而不是其他人的私生活细节

He's right.

他说得对

And I'm sorry for the part I played in this.

抱歉我在这件事中扮演的角色

Thank you, Bert.

谢谢你伯特

You're a good man. That woman who stood you up

你是个好人昨天放你鸽子

and humiliated you last night really missed out.

令你蒙羞的女人真是走宝了

That doesn't paint me in the best light.

这样说可建立不了我的光辉形象

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

这样啊对不起

Correction: That woman not only had vigorous coitus with Bert...

纠正那个女人不仅和伯特床战三百回合

she also tipped him a dollar for a job well done.

而且还因为他活儿好给了一块钱小费

- That better? - Not really.

-光辉起来了吗 -没有

All right, well, to sum up-- focus on science,

好了总之专注于科学

keep your nose out of other people's business,

别管别人的事

and, uh, whoa, for a good time, call Bert.

还有想寻欢作乐就找伯特

What brought that on?

这是唱的哪一出

Well, last night Amy was angry with me

昨晚艾米生气了

because I'd been foolishly telling people

因为我傻里傻气地告诉别人

about certain personal matters.

某些隐私事情

That's understandable.

生气是正常的

Oh, I know that now.

我现在知道了

At first, I thought she was cranky

起初我以为她脾气暴躁

because of her horrific menstrual cramps, but...

是因为她很严重的经痛但是

...it turns out, no, she was genuinely mortified.

结果不是她只是真的觉得丢人

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生活大爆炸第十季 The Big Bang Theory Season 10 第16集: 消失的零花钱 The Allowance Evaporation