Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow,
I have to do a little reception after work.
Oh, I would, but we need to make a push on the air force project.
啊 我们得在空军的那个项目上加把劲了 不然我一定会来的
We're celebrating our new A.D.D. drug,
and it'll probably be over in, like, six minutes.
而且很快的 差不多 六分钟就结束了
Did you say you guys are working on
- the guidance system tomorrow? - Yeah, why?
- 是要去做那个导航系统吗? - 是啊 怎么啦?
Well, Sheldon said that he was gonna work with me
on our quantum perception project.
We've had this planned for a week.
Well, he reconfirmed with me this morning.
Guys, before this gets ugly, remember,
the winner gets Sheldon.
Hey, Raj, do you want to go with me tomorrow?
嘿 Raj 你明天想跟我一起去吗
Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity?
Actually, never mind, don't answer.
Why did you tell Leonard you're working on
- the gyroscope tomorrow? - Because I am.
- 明天要去在陀螺仪上下功夫啊? - 因为我就是准备这么做啊
But you said you were working with me.
Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.
to work on both projects simultaneously.
And for your information, the summer conference
代数拓扑是使用抽象代数的工具来研究拓扑空间的数学分支。拓扑空间是一种数学结构 可以在上头形式化地定义出如收敛 连通 连续等概念
on algebraic topology at Caltech is nerd prom.
I'm sorry, what is this plan you have?
Well, I'm not needed at both places at the same time.
And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks,
such as using a minimal amount of words to convey my point.
When does that start?
See, I could've said
"in the near future," but I didn't say "in the near future,"
'cause "in the near future" is three more words than "soon."
"In" one, "the" two, "near" three, "future" four.
"在"一个词 "那"两个词 "不久的"三个词
See "in the near future" is four, "soon" is just one,
four is more than one; saving time already.
"Why does anyone think Sheldon's a genius?"
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
♪ 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 ♪
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
♪ 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! ♪
♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
♪ 地球开始降温 ♪
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
♪ 自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具 ♪
♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
♪ 我们建长城 我们建金字塔 ♪
♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪
♪ 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘 ♪
♪ That all started with a big bang ♪
♪ 一切由大爆炸开始 ♪
♪ Bang! ♪ By aBu 20170407
Gentlemen, I've got Amy up and running.
Shall we get to work?
Uh, before we do, what are you wearing,
等等 在那之前 你先说说你这背的是什么啊
oh, friend who we pretend is normal?
These are hydration backpacks.
Eh, for efficiency, whenever I'm thirsty,
这是为了效率 任何时候 只要我渴了
I have access to water.
Eh, when I'm hungry, I have lentil soup.
It's getting harder to pretend.
Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision point
不管怎么说 Sheldon 我们已经到了
to run the xenon stream through the cryocooler
or through the vacuum filter.
Run down the pros and cons of each for me.
Well, if we run the xenon stream through the cryocooler,
it'll be cooled immediately
before it reacts with the conduction.
Oh, sorry, uh, carrot chunk.
哦 不好意思 胡萝卜块
You can just feel the time being saved.
Ah, I'm back, you got me for eight minutes.
Sheldon, this is silly.
You can't expect us to do quality work
with you popping in and out like this.
The coefficient isn't lambda, it's lambda sub one.
you should consider the possibility
that the brain itself is in two different quantum states.
And lastly, do you have any little soup crackers?
The rate of spinning for the central axis centrifuge
has to be four revolutions per second.
It can't be four revolutions, it's got to be seven.
Look at the board, it's four.
Oh, my God, it's seven!
- Four! - Seven!
- 四! - 七!
It's five and a half.
Son of a bitch, it's five and a half.
B.R.B., that's short for "Be right back."
I'm saving so much time!
The two signals meet up in the corpus callosum
and T equals zero.
And I know a boy who just earned a slurp of soup.
Sheldon, I didn't expect that you could work on both projects,
but I, I was wrong.
You know, I felt the same way about the spork.
Uh, solids and liquids handled by one utensil?
That'll never work.
we didn't think you'd be able to do two things at once.
Yeah, I felt the same way about the platypus.
You know, bird and mammal
in the same creature? No way.
And spoiler: way.
Oh, thanks again for letting me use your laptop last night.
Was just doing my taxes.
Actually, if I could...
if I could just check one more...
Already cleared the browser history.
You're a good woman.
What you working on?
Trying to catch up on office e-mails before I go back.
Oh, that's right, maternity leave's almost over.
Yeah, I mean, I'll miss Halley,
but it'll be nice to get out of the house,
be intellectually stimulated.
Go out to lunch instead of, you know, be lunch.
出去吃个午饭 而不是 哎呀你懂的 被当成午饭
That's great, good for you.
Yeah, I mean, with you and my parents, she's gonna be fine.
是啊 有你和我父母呢 她一定没事的
Ah, of course she is.
And that day care is great.
It is. I went to check it out,
and they are very cautious about letting strange men with no kids
peek in the windows.
Plus, I, I think I'm setting a good example for Halley,
还有 我 我觉得我这也是为Halley做了个好榜样
to show her that women can be mothers
and still have satisfying careers.
Sure, she won't know where I went or if I'm ever coming back.
That'll just make the ten minutes between when I get home
and her bedtime even more special.
Uh, other than burp you or give you a bottle,
I don't know what to do right now.
It's okay, I'm just being emotional about this.
Can you not tell Howard?
Well, don't you think it'd be healthier
if you told him what's going on with you?
Don't you think it'd be healthier
if you had your own apartment, grown man?
Your secret is safe with me.
Hey, since when do you do laundry on a Thursday?
Oh, I had an accident at work,
I slipped and fell on my soup sack.
You know, there was a time I would say "What's a soup sack?"
But... I'm glad we're past that.
You know, there was a time I would say "God bless you,"
and then you would say "If you must invoke an imaginary deity,
how about Thor?"
"How do you know I didn't mean Thor?"
And then you would say "Touché,"
and that there ends the tale
of why I no longer say "God bless you."
Well, we have had some fun, haven't we?
So, Leonard tells me you've had a busy day.
It hasn't stopped.
I figured out a solution for our navigation system
while I was pre-soaking lentils out of my pants.
Are you getting sick?
I'm too busy to be sick.
Well, you're pretty delicate.
Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard.
- I'm fine. - All right.
- 我很好 - 那好吧
Well, we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold
- watching Frozen. - I...
- 感冒了 - 我...
That didn't happen.
You also got a nosebleed watching Up.
Just do your laundry!
Stuart, you didn't have to make dinner.
Yeah, well, I felt bad about upsetting you this morning.
And to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf.
Hey, what's for dinner?
Stuart made it.
Hey, I was thinking
maybe we take Halley to the zoo this weekend,
get in a little family time
before you go back to work.
for day care, it'll be easy for me
to drop her off, unless you want to do it.
Hmm, guess it should be me.
they have a picture of me on file now.
Well, I don't know, you seem a little upset.
- No, I'm fine. - You sure?
- 我很好 - 你确定吗?
Why don't you think she's fine?
She sounds fine, she looks fine.
If I saw her on the street I'd say, "Damn, that girl's fine!"
Sheldon, you're sick, go back to bed.
Sheldon 你生病了 上床休息吧
Here, eat your toast.
It's okay, now I don't need butter.
Well, perhaps I am a little under the weather.
It's nothing a little cold medicine and tea can't fix.
What I need is to get to work.
Well, I don't want your germs around me.
What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth,
说什么呢? 你拉着我的手 和我接吻
but you draw the line at 102 fever?
What happened to our love?
Sheldon, are you okay?
How'd I get here?
I don't know, we came home from work and we found you.
W... What happened to 8:00 and 7:00
and all the other o'clocks?
Wait, you don't remember?
Well, I remember waking up in the morning,
Amy rubbing Vicks on my chest.
And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra.
I took some cold medicine to...
I took cold medicine.
You did seem a little loopy
when you showed up at the lab.
At... at the lab?!
Why am I naked from the waist down?
I don't know where your pants are,
but we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove.
My pants are missing, I don't remember anything.
Penny, this is your youth. What do I do?
Penny 你是过来人 我该做什么?
check your body for tattoos?
Leonard, would you be a lamb...
Wait, wait. Where's my bag? My phone and my wallet
等等 我的包呢? 我的手机和我的钱包
- are in my bag. - It's right here.
- 都在我的包里 - 包在这儿呢
Where's my notebook? My notebook's gone. Oh, no.
Okay, it's just a notebook, what's the big deal?
What's the big deal?
It's full of classified information
about the air force project!
How could you lose that?
It's okay, I'm sure we'll find it.
Look, it's got to be around here somewhere.
Maybe it's wherever your pants are.
Nope, pants in the microwave, no notebook.
没 裤子在微波炉里呢 笔记本不在这儿
Look, something's going on with Bernadette.
She say anything to you?
Well, nope, not a word.
Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?
No, but I did mention it to my therapist.
Well, I know she's mad at me about something.
Well, what have you done that would upset her?
Oh, gosh, how much time do you have?
Well, why don't you just start with the worst thing?
Okay, here we go: six years ago,
哦 有了 六年前
I got a call that Bernie's great-aunt, Trixie, died.
And I forgot to give her the message.
The terrible part is, ever since then,
I've been sending Bernie
Christmas cards from Trixie.
Let me finish... and one card had five dollars in it
I took from Bernie's purse.
The notebook isn't in the bathroom.
I can't find it, either.
How can he not remember a day?
Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time.
I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too.
Well, it's not across the hall.
That's it. I'm in breach of my security clearance.
I'm going to prison.
And you know what happens to people like me in prison.
I'll be forced to be some large man's tutor.
You're not going to prison.
But, boy, it is funny to think about.
You really can't remember anything?
Wait a minute. Hey, let me see your phone.
Well, it's... it's possible
it was tracking everywhere you went.
Phones can do that?
Yeah, it depends on the privacy settings.
Oh, tha... that's so cool.
How do you... how do you turn that thing off?
I know when you "go for a run," you stop for a donut.
I don't even run there, I drive.
Hang on, I can see every place you went.
Uh, you were in the building,
you were at the university,
then you were somewhere on Colorado Boulevard.
Did you go to a cowboy bar?
That is preposterous.
Hey, how's it going?
- Love you, too. - Love you more.
- 我也爱你 - 我更爱你
Okay, you won. Can I finish what I'm doing?
好吧 你赢了 能别烦我了吗?
Something on your mind?
Okay, well, maybe I'm just feeling like
something's bothering you.
Prove it, make love to me right now on the kitchen floor.
那你证明给我看 现在就和我在厨房来一发 怎么样
No, what is wrong with you?
Aha, you are upset.
I don't know a lot about women, but I know I upset them.
Howard, I'm sorry if I'm being weird,
Howard 对不起 我最近总是黑着脸
but it has nothing to do with you.
I didn't want to tell you, but...
I'm having a really tough time about going back to work.
但是 想到要回去上班 我真的有点发怵
Oh. Okay, well, I get that.
It was hard for me when I went back.
- It was? - Of course.
- 真的吗? - 是啊
I missed you and the baby
and being able to watch Ellen every day.
I just don't know what the right thing to do is.
If I go back to work, I'm abandoning Halley.
I'm giving up everything I worked for.
It's like there's no right choice.
Look, I don't know what the best decision is, either.
But whatever we choose, if we're not happy,
不过 不管我们怎么做 只要我们不开心
And the best part is: Halley won't remember a thing.
Babies are cute, but they're dumb.
I... I go like this,
she thinks I'm gone. Then magically I'm back. I mean...
Honestly, why are we saving for college?
I'm not crazy about you calling our baby dumb.
Well, she gets it from me.
I have some news about your Aunt Trixie.
♪ Radio blastin' all night ♪
♪ 广播整夜喧嚣 ♪
♪ Truck bed's a carriage... ♪
♪ 坐在车箱里的旅行... ♪
Does this place look familiar?
Hey, Sheldon's back!
It's getting clearer.
You gonna buy another round for the house?
Uh, n... no, thank you.
呃 算... 算了吧
We now know why MasterCard sent me a fraud alert.
Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebook
in these here parts?
These here parts?
It's called fitting in. By the way, good luck.
One top secret quantum guidance system.
You understood the math?
No, but Sheldon told me all about it.
He told everybody.
he made us pinky swear we'd keep it a secret.
not to tell anyone...
not to tell anyone...
the top secret military information
I'm about to tell you.
The top secret military information
I'm about to tell you.
We really need to skedaddle.
- Thank you. - Bye.
- 谢啦 - 拜拜
Should probably erase this.
Thank you for making me tea.
You're welcome. How is it?
Yummy. And warm on my back.
Do you need anything else?
You know exactly what I need.
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
♪ 猫猫软 猫猫暖 ♪
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
♪ 小小绒毛一团团 ♪
♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪
♪ 猫猫欢笑 猫猫睡觉 ♪
♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪
♪ 喵 喵 喵 ♪