生活大爆炸第十季双语台词对白剧本

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.

我得到了普林斯顿大学的夏季研究奖学金

Princeton.

普林斯顿吗

A fine institution.

很不错的大学

The place where Albert Einstein taught,

阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦教过书的地方

and where Leonard got his PhD,

莱纳德也是在那里拿到博士学位

so it may have gone downhill.

所以那学校可能没落了

And just remember, I'm proud of you.

记住我为你感到骄傲

And I support you in all that you do.

你做什么我都支持你

Thank you. That means a lot.

谢谢你意义重大

Oh, and one last thing.

还有一件事

If you find yourself working with a male scientist,

如果你在工作中碰到一位男性科学家

who's as smart as me, as tall as me,

他和我一样聪明一样高大

and has hair like Thor,

留着雷神索尔的发型

well, then, I want you to step away from the situation

我要你马上远离现场

and call me immediately.

立刻给我打电话

时至今日

How are you settling in?

还适应吗

Pretty well.

挺好的

Princeton has a beautiful campus.

普林斯顿的校区很棒

Now, I've learned some fun facts about New Jersey

我学了几个新泽西的有趣小知识

to help you make small talk.

你能拿去跟别人打开话题

Would you like to know the state bird or the murder rate?

你想知道他们的州鸟或谋杀率吗

They're both shocking.

说出来都会吓你一跳

Actually, I want to hear about you.

其实我想听的是你的事

How are things at home?

你那边还好吗

Well, I'm a lot less likely to see an Eastern Goldfinch

我这边看到东部金翅雀

or be murdered, I'll tell you that.

或者被谋杀的几率肯定比你低

I miss you.

我想你

I miss you, too.

我也想你

It's so strange,

有件事很奇怪

earlier today I ended a sentence with a preposition

今天早先我用介词结尾了一个句子

and you weren't there to correct my grammar.

而你却不在我身边纠正我语法

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

我对你这遭遇感到抱歉

In fact,

其实呢

that's when I started to really miss you.

我正是因为这事而开始想念你

You know you just split an infinitive.

你刚才分裂了不定式

Did I?

是吗

Are you gonna teach me a lesson?

你要好好教育我吗

I am.

当然要

It is naughty to put an adverb

你这样很不乖

between the word "to" and the verb stem.

在"to"跟动词之间插入副词

What are you gonna do about it?

那你要怎么惩罚我啊

I'm going to admonish you.

我要告诫你

Vigorously?

狠狠地告诫吗

That's the only kind of admonishing I do.

我也只会这么告诫人

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

♪ 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 ♪

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

♪ 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! ♪

♪ The Earth began to cool ♪

♪ 地球开始降温 ♪

♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪

♪ 自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具 ♪

♪ We built the Wall, We built the pyramids ♪

♪ 我们建长城我们建金字塔 ♪

♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪

♪ 数学自然科学历史揭开神秘 ♪

♪ That all started with a big bang ♪

♪ 一切由大爆炸开始 ♪

♪ Bang! ♪ By aBu 20170513

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第十季第二十四集[本季终]

How's Sheldon doing with Amy gone?

艾米走后谢尔顿还好吗

Well, the last three nights

最近三个晚上

I've had to take him to get a haircut,

我带他去剪了头发

to the train store, and to a Walgreens in Arcadia

去火车模型店去了隔壁市还有在卖

where they still have the "Good ibuprofen."

"好版本布洛芬止痛药"的连锁药店

Now ask me how I'm doing with Amy gone.

现在问问我艾米走后我还好吗

- How are you doing with... - Shut up.

-艾米走后你还... -闭嘴

If you'd like, we can help you out.

如果有需要我们可以帮忙啊

Oh, that would be great.

那就太好了

I mean, not me, I've got a wife and child,

不是我帮你我是有老婆孩子的忙人了

but this one posts video of himself flossing on Instagram.

但这家伙闲到在社交媒体上发牙线洁牙的视频

It was a tutorial.

我发的是教程好吗

And yes, I'm happy to keep Sheldon company.

可以我很乐意陪陪谢尔顿

Great. Tonight he wants to look at ladders at Home Depot.

太好了今晚他想去家居店看看梯子

Oh, why does he need a ladder?

他为什么会需要梯子

He doesn't; he just likes looking at them.

他不需要他就是喜欢看看

Bring a book.

记得带本书打发时间

Gentlemen.

各位

You may remember Dr. Nowitzki,

还记得诺维茨基博士吗

She's back at Caltech for her postdoc.

她又回来加州理工读博士后啦

- Hello. - Hello.

-你好啊 -你们好

Oh, let me bring a chair for you.

我去帮你拿张椅子

Oh, thanks.

谢谢

Dr. Nowitzki's going to tell me

诺维茨基博士要跟我说说

about the work she did at CERN.

她在欧洲核子研究中心的研究

And she brought me this duty-free Toblerone.

而且她还给我带了免税三角巧克力

Oh. I love those.

我好爱吃这个

Let's sit somewhere else.

我们坐别桌吧

What just happened?

刚发生什么事了

A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.

一个陌生人用巧克力棒诱拐走了谢尔顿

上次出场是第2季第6集

Wait, isn't she the grad student that used to follow him around?

等等她不是以前一直围着他转的女研究生吗

Oh, yeah.

是呢

Back before he hit puberty and grew man parts.

在他还没进入青春期鸡鸡没发育的时候

So what do you guys think that's about?

你们觉得他们有什么猫腻

Knowing Sheldon, nothing.

据我对谢尔顿的了解啥都没有

So, tell me about your scalar dark energy experiment.

跟我说说你的标量场暗能量实验

Not 'til you tell me about your latest paper

你先跟我说说你最新的论文

on quantum loop theory.

圈量子理论

You must be one of those dessert before dinner people.

你肯定是那种要先吃甜点才吃正餐的人

He just made her laugh, something's wrong.

他居然引她发笑了果真是有猫腻

Do you see the way she's looking at him?

你们看到她看他的眼神了吗

Yeah. Like Bernadette used to look at me.

看到了就像当年伯纳黛特看我那样

I keep telling you, close the bathroom door.

我跟你说过多少次了关上浴室门

Ah, did you see that?

你们看到了吗

She just touched his hand and he didn't swat it away.

她摸了他的手他都没甩开

What is happening?

到底怎么回事

Okay, the simplest explanation is usually the right one.

最简单的解释通常也是最正确的解释

Which is?

什么解释

That ain't Sheldon.

那不是谢尔顿

Not only did they eat together,

他们不止共进午餐

Leonard said he made her laugh.

莱纳德说谢尔顿还把她逗乐了

That's nothing,

那不算什么

Howie said she touched his hand.

华仔说她还碰了谢尔顿的手

Did he Purell?

他用洗手液清洁了吗

No.

并没有

I cannot believe Leonard mentioned the Toblerone

真不敢相信莱纳德提了三角巧克力

but left that part out.

却没提到这个

Should we call Amy?

我们该打给艾米吗

I don't know; we shouldn't worry her if it's nothing.

不知道如果没什么的话我们不该让她担心

I guess we could wait

那我们再等等

- till we have more information about this girl. - Yeah.

-等掌握多一点这妹子的情况再说 -行

Do you think living with Amy

你觉得跟艾米住在一起

has somehow stirred up Sheldon's...

会不会莫名其妙激起谢尔顿的...

sexual appetite?

性欲

How can you think that?

你怎么能有那种想法

Why would you even put those words together?

这么恶心的句子你居然也说得出来

All right, then we agree.

好啦那我们达成共识

He's not making any moves,

他不会采取任何行动

it's this Dr. Ramona chick.

是那个博士妞拉蒙娜太主动

Nowitzki. I Googled her, she's pretty cute.

诺维茨基我上网查了她人还挺俏

Really? All I got from Leonard

是吗莱纳德只告诉我

was the Toblerone bar had nuts.

三角巧克力棒里有坚果仁

And get this,

听这个

I saw an articulating ladder

我看见一把折叠关节梯

with dual-leg leveling, which delivers stability

带双腿水平校准可以在不平坦的地面

and adaptability to uneven terrain.

提供稳定性和适应性

Sounds like a big night.

听起来今晚过得很充实啊

Yeah. Raj made the funniest joke, he said,

对啊拉杰还讲了一个超好笑的笑话

"Which is the best ladder to use to hang myself?"

他说"哪一把梯子最适合拿来自杀上吊"

So you're keeping busy? You're not lonely?

所以你一直都有事情做你不会孤单吗

Oh, not at all.

完全不会

I've had outings with Leonard and Raj in the evening,

我傍晚跟莱纳德和拉杰一起外出

and-- oh, I had lunch with Dr. Nowitzki.

对了我还跟诺维茨基博士一起吃了午餐

Who's he?

他是谁

Oh, Dr. Nowitzki is a woman.

诺维茨基博士是女的

Oh. Really?

是吗

Uh, when did you meet her?

你什么时候认识她的

Many years ago.

很多年前吧

Back when she was a grad student.

那会她还是研究生

She's always been a huge fan of my work,

她一直对我的研究超级感兴趣

and now she's doing research at Caltech.

现在她在加州理工学院做研究

Huge fan, you say?

超级迷妹是吧

Yes. I think you'd like her.

是的我觉得你会喜欢她

She's extremely intelligent, just like you.

她冰雪聪明就跟你一样

Unlike you, she's tall, blonde

跟你不一样的是她是金发高妹

and used to be an Olympic swimmer.

之前还是奥运会的游泳选手

That's terrific. I'll call you right back.

太棒了我很快打回来给你

Oh, hey, Amy.

艾米

I gave you one job!

我就让你们做一件事

Keep an eye on him.

帮我看着他

How hard is that?

是有多难

We thought you meant

我们以为你说的看着他

not letting him run out into traffic.

是别让他瞎跑到车流中

- Which he only did once. - Yeah.

-他就瞎跑过一次 -对

Why didn't you tell me?

你们为什么不告诉我

We didn't want you to worry.

我们不想让你担心啊

Should I worry?

我该担心吗

No. Come on, it's Sheldon.

不用拜托那可是谢尔顿

Nothing is gonna happen.

什么事都不会发生

That's what you said to me when I started dating him.

我一开始跟他约会时你也是这么说的

And then five years later,

现在五年过去了

bingo-bango, something happened.

结果咧结果咧有事发生了吧

Yeah, but you're gonna be back in three months.

是啊但你三个月后就回来啦

You don't get it.

你们不会明白

I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time.

那瓶番茄酱的屁股老娘已经费劲拍了那么久

All she's got to do is tip it over

现在那女的只需要将它倒过来

and point it at her fries.

对准她的薯条就能享受现成的了

Well, what do you want us to do?

那你希望我们怎么做

I don't know.

我不知道

Might be the New Jersey talking,

可能受了新泽西州讲话方式的影响

but this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.

但这个诺维茨基浪蹄子必须消失

That's ridiculous.

用不用这样啊

As far as we know,

据我们所知

all that happened is two scientists had lunch.

就是两名科学家一起吃午餐

Yeah, but one of those scientists

是啊可其中一名科学家

is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer.

是一名金发高妹的奥运游泳选手

Come on. Looks don't matter to Sheldon.

拜托外表对谢尔顿来说不重要

Because he only has eyes for you.

因为他的眼中只有你

Nice try.

少拍马屁

Thanks. I was scrambling.

多谢我胡乱拼凑瞎说的

It's unbelievable.

真是不可理喻

Sheldon has lunch with another woman

谢尔顿跟其他别人吃午餐

and somehow my wife yells at me.

而我老婆居然把我吼了一顿

Penny laid into me, too.

佩妮也把我骂了一顿

Apparently, I'm overly fixated on

显然我过分专注在

premium Swiss chocolate bars.

优质的瑞士巧克力棒上

Can you even eat those things?

你应该不能吃那玩意吧

If I take a Lactaid a half-hour before

提前一个半小时吃一片防胀气咀嚼片

and some Pepto right after.

吃完后马上吃止泻药就没事啊

Sounds like a lot of work.

听起来很麻烦啊

Yeah. Eh, I'm worth it.

是啊但也值了

Guys. Focus.

伙计们别偏题

Should we do something about Nowitzki?

我们该对诺维茨基采取行动吗

Like what?

比如什么

Uh, well, she's single,

她现在单身

so if somebody else asks her out and she says yes,

所以如果其他人约她出去她答应的话

then we know she's not into Sheldon.

就证明她对谢尔顿没兴趣

I'll do it.

我上吧

No offense, Stuart,

无意冒犯斯图尔特

but th-th-the woman's a doctor.

但那位女性是个博士[医生]

So? Doctors like me.

那又如何医生都喜欢我

Whenever I see mine he calls in

我每次去找我的医生看病

a bunch of other doctors to have a look.

他都叫很多其他医生进来看我

She's not that kind of doctor.

她不是那种医生

Well, her loss.

那是她的损失

I've been called a genuine medical oddity.

人称真医学奇葩就是我

Actually, I was going to suggest me.

其实我本来是想毛遂自荐

Great. Anybody's better than, mmm.

太好了谁都比那谁强

Excuse me.

不好意思

They took out my spleen and gallbladder,

他们只取走了我的脾脏和胆囊

not my feelings.

我的情感还在

Dr. Nowitzki.

诺维茨基博士

- Good to see you. - Good to see you, too.

-很高兴见到你 -我也是

May I join you?

我能和你一起坐吗

No.

不能

Good to see you.

很高兴见到你

We should call Guinness, that might be a record.

我们应该打给吉尼斯那可能破了被拒绝速度的记录

She's clearly having a working lunch

她一看就是正在吃工作午餐

and preferred to eat alone.

不希望被打扰

Dr. Cooper, over here.

库珀博士这边

I could have made her very happy.

我本来可以让她很开心的

You kept walking. I think you did.

你乖乖走开我想她应该开心了

Do you really think there's reason to worry?

你真觉得我们有理由担心吗

Yeah, she's definitely going after Sheldon.

是啊她绝对在倒追谢尔顿

I made a play for her and she shot me down.

我勾引过她但她拒绝我了

All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.

可那根本证明不了什么

Yeah, there's a million reasons a woman would shoot Raj down.

是啊女人有一百万个拒绝拉杰的原因

Like, really, a million?

真的吗一百万个那么夸张

Fine, hundreds.

好吧几百个

Thank you.

谢谢你啊

The point is this could be nothing

重点是这可能根本没什么

and we are all overreacting.

我们都反应过度了

Hey, everybody.

大家好

This is my friend,

这位是我朋友

- Dr. Nowitzki. - Hi.

-诺维茨基博士 -大家好

Hi.

你好

We just went swimming.

我们刚去游泳了

And you actually got in a pool?

你真的进泳池里了吗

I was scared,

我一开始怕得要死

but I told myself it's just a big bathtub.

但我告诉自己这只是个大浴缸

Then I got scared again 'cause there are

然后我再度怕得要死

all these strangers in my bathtub.

因为我浴缸里有很多陌生人

I was proud of him-- a lot of people

我为他感到骄傲

don't put their face in the water on the first day.

很多人第一天都不敢把脸埋进水里

Well, I was hiding from a bee, but it still counts.

我是为了躲避一只蜜蜂但那也算数

Can I just squeeze in here?

麻烦让个位子给我

So, Sheldon, have you talked to Amy?

谢尔顿你跟艾米联系过了吗

Yes, we Skyped this morning

有啊我们今早视频聊天了

and I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.

我睡前会再跟她联系一次

Sheldon talks about her all the time.

谢尔顿总说起她

I can't wait to meet her.

我等不及见她了

That is true.

真的

She keeps asking how long Amy's going to be gone.

她一直在问艾米会离开多久

Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself.

拉蒙娜自我介绍一下吧

Do you, do you have a boyfriend?

你有男朋友吗

Leonard, your wife is sitting right here.

莱纳德你老婆就坐在旁边

What are you doing?

你干嘛呢

No, my work doesn't leave me a lot of time for relationships.

我的工作很忙没什么时间谈恋爱

I think you made that very clear.

这一点你已经表达得很清楚了

She was part of the American team at CERN.

她曾是欧洲核子研究中心美国团队的一员

I had a front row seat when they detected the Higgs boson.

他们探测到希格斯玻色子时我就在现场

Do you know,

你知道吗

I've corresponded with Peter Higgs.

我和彼得·希格斯通过信

英国理论物理学家提出了希格斯机制曾获诺贝尔物理学奖

Would you like to see some of his letters?

你想看看他的信吗

- Absolutely. - I'll get them.

-当然了 -我去拿

Well, hang on, I'll come with you.

等等我跟你一起去

Oh, fun.

真好玩

Like a play date.

像玩耍约会一样

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly

如果我说错了纠正我

what we were supposed to stop from happening?

但我们不是该阻止这种事的发生吗

I threw my body at them,

我都舍身用肉体隔开他们了

what else did you want me to do?

你还想要我怎么样

You think you should call Amy?

你觉得你该打电话给艾米吗

You got fingers and a mouth, you call her.

你有手有嘴你打啊

Here you go.

你看

Are these all from Peter Higgs?

这些信都是彼得·希格斯写给你的吗

Oh, no, no, no.

不不不

They're from many famous people.

有很多不同的名人

See? Oh, like this one.

看到没比如这封信

This is from Patrick Stewart.

来自帕特里克·斯图尔特

英国演员出演过《X战警》X教授一角

It says if I come to his house again,

信上说如果我再去他家

I get to meet his dogs.

他就会放狗来跟我"会一会"

Oh, excuse me.

不好意思

- Hello, Sheldon. - Oh, hello, Amy.

-你好谢尔顿 -你好艾米

I was missing you again.

我又想你了

I miss you, too.

我也想你

Hey, this is good timing.

时机正好

Remember that Dr. Nowitzki I told you about?

还记得我之前跟你提过的诺维茨基博士吗

She's right here.

她就在这儿呢

Sh-she's what?

她什么

Hello.

你好

Hi.

你好

So nice to meet you.

幸会

Hang on.

稍等

Hello.

喂

A little late, Leonard.

有点迟了莱纳德

I'm sorry.

对不起

What is Leonard doing calling you at this hour?

莱纳德这个时候打电话给你做什么

It's not important.

这不重要

I must tell you, that seems a little inappropriate.

我得跟你说这样似乎有点不合适

Don't you agree?

你同意吗

I do.

同意

See?

瞧

We both think so.

我们都这样认为

All right, this is making me crazy.

好了我快疯了

Somebody's got to go over there.

你们谁过去一下

You got feet and legs, you do it.

你有腿有脚你去啊

Will you go with me?

你要和我一起去吗

To do what? Shake a can of nickels at them?

去了做什么冲他们摇硬币罐吗

We're being ridiculous.

我们太杞人忧天了

There's no way a woman that attractive

那么漂亮的女人是不可能

is trying to seduce Sheldon Cooper.

试图勾引谢尔顿·库珀的

You done trying to make yourself feel better?

你的自我安慰牌打完了没

No. I haven't played the race card yet.

没我还没打种族歧视牌呢

Hey, I hate to break up the party,

我也不想打断聚会

but Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.

但艾米说我累了必须上床睡觉

It was nice seeing everybody.

很高兴见到大家

Thank you for dinner.

多谢你们的晚餐

- Sure. - Our pleasure.

-不客气 -我们的荣幸

Whatever.

随便啦

Walk me to my car?

要送我上车吗

Of course.

当然

We'll all go.

我们一起送

Excuse me.

借过

Pardon. I just need to... yeah.

不好意思我过去下好了

That was fun.

真好玩

It was like Mario Kart.

像玩"马里奥赛车"

Bye.

拜

We need to talk.

我们需要谈谈

Wh-- Is this about Leonard and Amy?

是关于莱纳德和艾米的事吗

I don't like it either.

我也不爽

Okay, I know you don't have a lot of experience with women,

我知道你在女人方面经验不足

but Ramona seems to have

但拉蒙娜似乎

a romantic interest in you.

对你有意思

That doesn't make any sense.

这根本没道理

She knows I have a girlfriend.

她知道我有女朋友

Well, sometimes women don't care.

有时候女人不在乎

Sometimes it makes them want a guy even more.

有时候这令她们更想要这个男人

That may be true,

可能是这样

but Dr. Nowitzki's just a friend.

但诺维茨基博士只是朋友

In fact, I wouldn't have even noticed she's a woman

事实上如果她没穿那件突显

if she hadn't worn that bathing suit that highlighted her bosom.

她胸部的泳衣的话我都没注意到她是女人

Okay. Um... ...let's try this.

好吧我们换个说法

Think of yourself as one of those

把你自己想象成那种

limited edition toys people like to collect.

人们喜欢收集的限量版玩具公仔

I already do.

我一直是这样想的

Well, then you get it.

那你就会明白了

Because there's only one of me,

因为我是独一无二的

I'm more valuable.

我更有价值

Right.

对了

Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package

不过艾米已经把我从包装盒中拿出来

and played with me.

玩过了我掉价了

Let's forget the toy thing, okay?

别管玩具这个比喻了

- Um, maybe... - Penny, look. I appreciate your concern,

-也许 -佩妮感谢你的关心

but I don't think that's what's happening.

但我不觉得事情是这样的

All right. What do you think is happening?

好吧你觉得事情是怎样的

I think Dr. Nowitzki is a friendly colleague.

我觉得诺维茨基博士是一位友好的同事

I think you and Leonard need to see a marriage counselor.

我觉得你和莱纳德需要见婚姻咨询师

And I need to update my resume

我需要去更新简历

to include swimming as a special skill.

加上游泳这项特殊技能

Don't look at me like that, I tried.

别这样看着我我尽力了

Hey, did you eat yet?

你吃了吗

Uh, breakfast yes, lunch no.

吃了早餐没吃中餐

I did have a cough drop,

我服用了止咳糖

but that really rides the line between sucking and eating.

但这是介于吸和吃之间的行为

Well, perfect. I made us sandwiches.

太好了我给咱俩做了三明治

How thoughtful.

真是周到

Thank you.

谢谢你

No big deal,

没什么

I enjoy spending time with you.

我喜欢和你在一起

And I with you.

我也是

Question:

问一下

are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?

你是想和我发展恋爱关系吗

What if I were?

如果我是呢

Well, that would raise a number of problems.

这会引起一系列的问题

We're colleagues.

我们是同事

I'm currently in a relation...

我现在有女友

Excuse me a moment.

恕我失陪一下

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

Amy.

艾米

Will you marry me?

你愿意嫁给我吗

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生活大爆炸第十季 The Big Bang Theory Season 10 第24集: 异地恋的烦恼 The Long Distance Dissonance