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Pigeon check for Sheldon.
North side's all clear!
Great. Let's look at some planets!
Hey, why'd you lug your telescope all the way over here?
Leonard has one in our apartment.
Yeah, I'm gonna use Leonard's.
Might as well hold my hand up like this and squint.
I don't know. It seemed pretty good.
You know, once when the cable went out,
I watched an entire episode of The Bachelor
on a TV across the street.
This one's more of a professional model.
So was the girl he picked!
This baby's got a ten-inch diameter with f/10 ACF optics.
And tonight Mercury is at its highest elongation.
It makes far-away things seem close,
and Mercury is a planet.
I know Mercury is a planet.
But the-the other thing was helpful.
- Neil Gaiman tweeted about my store! - What did he say?
杰出作家 代表作有漫画《睡魔》系列 小说《星辰》《美国众神》
Uh, "Next time you're in Pasadena,
Check out The Comic Center.
Great vibe, old school,
the owner really knows his stuff."
Isn't that amazing?
Well, uh, it's no Sandman, but I guess we can't expect
everything he writes to be a masterpiece.
When was he in your store?
I have no idea. I think I would remember that.
Obviously, vibranium is the most powerful metal in comics.
What, more powerful than adamantium?
Wolverine's claws, Ultron's outer shell.
You don't need to, but you probably will.
What about Wonder Woman's bracelets?
Strong as a metal and fierce as a fashion choice.
Thor's hammer's pretty powerful,
and in the comics, it's made out of enchanted uru.
Uh, yeah, I think it's the enchantment
that's powerful, not the uru,
but, uh, thanks for playing.
Oh, man, I can't believe Neil Gaiman came in,
and we weren't even there.
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Can you see Mercury? Can you see it?
You know, the Greek version of Mercury, Hermes,
was worshipped in Athens
by the carving of giant wooden phalluses.
get your mind out of the ancient Athenian gutter.
Got another follower. I'm blowing up.
Great. How many does that make?
High double digits.
- The nineties? ?- Mid double digits.
Hey, uh, Penny, do you want to check this out?
All right, just, uh, look through here,
and if you want to take a picture, just push that button.
Is it Mercury? I'm really jonesing for Mercury.
I think it's a little early for Mercury to be visible yet.
Playing hard to get.
I like that in a planet.
No, there's something fuzzy.
Is it your teen years?
Look. Look at that. I think I see something.
看 看那个 我好像看到什么了
It could just be your eyelash.
It's not an eyelash!
Okay, well, uh, take a picture. Let's see.
好吧 那你拍张照 我来看看
Hmm. I do see something.
- Told you. ?- What is it?
Maybe it's a comet.
That would be so cool.
You guys want to see a real star, look over here.
I just got retweeted... by Patton Oswalt's brother.
So, this is really where Neil Gaiman shops?
Neil Gaiman, Nicolas Cage, Natalie Portman.
尼尔·盖曼 尼克拉斯·凯奇 娜塔莉·波特曼
They all come here?
Unless I'm lying.
Who are all these people?
What? Is this a flash mob?
Are they dancing?
I don't know what today's dancing looks like.
Hey, guys. That tweet actually got people to come in.
No. I liked the way the store was before.
You mean empty and sad?
Yes, it was perfect.
Like a funeral home that sells Pokemon cards.
What am I supposed to do now
if I want to hang out and read a comic book?
Go sit on the couch.
Next to a stranger?
If I'm going to sit, read, and ignore a woman,
it's going to be my fiancee.
Why are you being such a baby about the crowds?
You go to Comic-Con.
You're comparing this place to Comic-Con?
Well, can I go to the bathroom here next to a Wookiee
who got his zipper stuck in his fur?
Wow. We go to Comic-Con for different reasons.
Just give me a copy of Action Comics 1000,
and I'll be on my way.
Now you just let people come in and buy them?
I didn't realize your soul was also for sale.
Well, it wasn't, but, uh, make me an offer.
- Sheldon. ?- Who is he mad at?
- Neil Gaiman. ?- Who's that?
- Not us. ?- Great.
That indeed was a comet last night,
and it turns out, no one's seen it before.
Look at that! I discovered a comet! Oh!
What do you mean you discovered it?
Well, I'm the one who saw it.
In my telescope that I positioned.
All you did was look into it.
Well, you both discovered it.
You can put both your names on the registration form.
- Actually, we can't. - ?Why not?
Because when I filled it out, it asked for name of discoverer,
and I put "Rajesh Koothrappali" because...
because that's who I am, and that's what I did.
Well, he is the one who knew it was a comet.
No, he didn't. He thought it was an eyelash!
And you thought it was a fuzzy streak.
I mean, do you even know what a comet is?
Yeah, the thing I saw first.
I honestly don't think that that qualifies as a discovery.
But I took the picture.
Because I told you to!
Like, if a monkey took the picture,
did it discover the comet?
Uh, he didn't mean monkey.
- Get the hell out of my apartment! - ?And she didn't mean that.
Actually, I think she did. You should go.
Would you believe this is actually a dress
from before I was pregnant?
Well, it's not a competition,
but I wore this suit to my Bar Mitzvah.
I told him we had a 6:30 reservation.
Well, I'll call him.
Comic Center, where the real superhero is you.
Stuart, you're supposed to be babysitting.
Oh! Shoot. That was tonight. I forgot.
糟了 是今晚 我忘了
The store's been really busy.
Well, when can you get here?
Um, I don't think I can. Listen to this.
I-I was ringing up a customer, and I heard someone say,
"Hey, there's a line," and I looked, and there was.
"付款要排队啊" 我一看 真的有个队
Come on. You can't do this to us.
I am really sorry. I will make it up to you.
But it won't be with a Val Kilmer Batman figurine
because some sucker's buying that right now.
Not you. This is great.
He says he has to work.
We can have date night another night.
But you got all dressed up.
We were supposed to have dinner and romance.
We'll just have to divide and conquer.
I'll go to dinner,
and you can stay home with the Internet and have romance.
Okay, look, I Googled it.
I took the picture, so it's my discovery.
He stole my comet.
I know, but on the other hand, do you really care?
我知道 但话说回来 你真的在乎吗
Yes, I care. This happens to me all the time.
People take one look at me
and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
I'm sorry. Are you saying
I don't know what I'm talking about?
No, I'm not saying anything...
Look, I'm serious. The other day at work,
I had this great idea, but no one was listening to me.
And then five minutes later, Paul said the same thing,
and they practically carried him around the room.
Oh, well, what was it?
Well, CPK for lunch,
but that's just one example.
It also happens with all the doctors I have to deal with.
You know, they're so condescending.
I'm so sick of letting this stuff slide.
I found that comet. Why should I let Raj say he found it?
I know you're right, but he is our friend,
and this could be good for his career.
Okay, so you agree with me, but he still gets his way?
Ah, there you go. Everybody wins.
My God, you're such a people-pleaser.
You can't stand making anyone angry.
Why would I want to make anyone angry?
'Cause it would mean you were on my side.
Oh, I am on your side. Hey, hey.
Let's not forget who you're really mad at here-- Raj.
Oh, and Paul. Paul sucks, right?
But don't tell him I said that.
Hey, Howard, did you see that...?
I'm over here, Sheldon.
That was a close one.
I almost went home with that guy.
You doing okay? Do we need to go?
I admit all these people did take me by surprise at first,
but I've learned that I can accept change.
I managed it when Amy switched her shampoo
from Prell to Prell for oily hair. Hmm?
Although I do miss the way
her head used to slide off the pillow.
Oh, I'm Denise, the new assistant manager.
Can you believe it? In the past decade,
I have spent thousands of dollars in that store,
and this is the thanks I get.
You're right. I mean, he could at least get you a mug.
What do you think I'm drinking out of?
Do you even pay attention?
Honestly, less and less.
Amy, the comic book store
is like my version of the country in Black Panther.
Okay, I'm afraid this is gonna get really offensive
to certain groups.
The nation of Wakanda was a hidden gem,
and they wanted to keep it that way,
because they knew if they opened it up to the world,
everything that was special about it would get ruined.
- Are you done? ?- Yes.
That both made sense and wasn't offensive.
And to make things worse, Stuart hired some woman.
- There we go. ?- No...
I'm not annoyed that she's a woman.
I'm annoyed, and she's a woman.
I'm annoyed and I'm a woman.
It's just, Stuart knows my likes and dislikes.
And I can count on his discretion
if I pick up the occasional back issue
of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen.
Which I don't.
Well, don't think of her as a stranger.
Just think of her as a...
a friend you haven't berated, lectured or condescended to yet.
I hadn't thought of it that way.
- You're welcome. ?- You're wise,
and you smell like books.
You really are the whole package.
Raj, just help me out.
Penny's pretty mad about this comet thing.
Well, I'm sorry she's upset.
- But she didn't discover it. - Oh, come on,
you know she was a part of it.
Just add her name to the registration.
But I already told everyone at work that I did it.
My boss was so excited,
he started calling me Captain Comet.
Which is better than his last nickname for me: Dr. Doughnuts.
Because one time I had two doughnuts.
And two times I had three doughnuts.
I guess you're just gonna have to swallow your pride.
I, I, I can't do that.
Sure you can-- just pretend it's two or three doughnuts.
You don't understand.
Leonard, I need this.
My last big discovery was
if you press your upper lip hard enough,
you can block a sneeze.
This is all my fault.
I brought this upon myself.
I'm a bad scientist.
- I'm a selfish person. ?- No, no, don't get upset.
-我是个自私的人 -不 别难过
You're not a bad person.
Just let me... talk to Penny.
I'm-I'm sure I can make her understand.
Thank you. You're a good friend, Leonard.
谢谢 你真是个好朋友 莱纳德
I'm glad you think so, 'cause I may be living here soon.
Just look at her over there.
and she gets to put up "Staff Picks."
I've been coming here for ten years--
I still can't put up "Sheldon Dislikes."
I talked to her yesterday.
She really seems to know her stuff.
That is not what that was.
if you could recommend something.
Oh, sure. You want to tell me what you like?
All right, well, you're wearing a Green Lantern shirt,
so I'm guessing you're a DC fan.
Although that's from the Alan Scott era,
so you're probably not super into the current run.
How would you feel about an alternate history
where World War I was fought with dragons and magic?
That's what I wanted the theme
of my tenth birthday party to be!
It's by Kurt Busiek.
You know, if you're interested in alternate histories,
Neil Gaiman wrote one called 1602.
I'm sorry, we're in the middle of something here.
It is pretty good, actually.
He takes the Marvel superheroes
and he puts them into Elizabethan England.
Let me guess-- everyone thinks the X-Men are witches.
Why don't you take this home, and if you don't like it,
return it and I'll give you your money back.
Just don't tell Stuart.
- Where have you been? - I went to yell at Raj.
And? Is he gonna give me back my comet?
Maybe I did, or...
But I did realize something.
I-I don't need to fight your battles.
a strong and independent woman.
You have your own voice.
And, to quote another strong woman,
Katy Perry, it's time to hear you roar.
Did you just think of that on your way home?
What do you want from me? The song was on in the car.
But it doesn't mean
that it's not true.
Well, you make a good point.
I'm gonna go talk to Raj myself.
I know I don't say it enough,
Well, we missed our date night,
and Stuart's working again,
so I thought we could have a date night here at home.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Oh. So... is that really what you're wearing
to our date night?
Well, Stuart's not here and the kids are sleeping.
I could wear nothing.
You might want to hold off on that--
we're starting with soup.
Wha...? I thought you were working late again.
I was, but Denise has got it covered.
the funniest thing happened today.
You know the, uh, receipt tape in the cash register?
I didn't even know it could do that.
You know, we were just sitting down to dinner.
Oh. Perfect timing.
There goes date night.
Are you kidding? Stuart's here! Get your purse.
你开玩笑吧 斯图尔特来了 快去拿包包
- We're going out. - What about the dinner you made?
Right. Hey, Stuart!
That can of soup sitting by the stove, that's for you!
You made canned soup for date night?
And you wore sweatpants. Let's go.
Oh, and it turns out Denise is also really excited
for Dan Slott's run on Iron Man,
because he was her favorite Spider-Man writer, too.
Oh! And guess who goes to art school right here in Pasadena.
You're a good guesser, Amy.
Not as good as Denise, though.
She thought I would like this comic,
Arrowsmith, and she was right.
Well, was the store crowded?
I bet it was. I know you hate that.
It was. But if it weren't for the crowds,
Stuart never would have hired Denise,
and she's the best.
You must be Denise.
Oh, yeah. How can I help you?
I'm Amy, Sheldon's fiancee.
Oh. I got to be honest,
I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real.
Oh, I am. And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today
talking about comic books.
- We did. ?- Great.
Here's what's gonna happen.
You're gonna teach me how to do that.
Pretend to like comic books.
Oh, no, I actually like comic books.
All right, let's not get hung up on semantics.
It's late, we got a lot of work to do.
I haven't even said anything yet.
I know, but I heard your footsteps coming up the stairs,
and they sounded angry.
They are angry. I'm mad at you.
And you have every right to be, okay?
I was being... I was being a jerk.
We did this together, and I hogged all of the credit.
And after you've been such a good friend to me over the years.
Like, I wouldn't even be able
to talk to women if it wasn't for you, so...
so I'm... I'm gonna make sure that your name is on the comet.
Even if it's professionally embarrassing.
You know, or maybe put me on thin ice at work.
I may lose my funding.
I still, uh... still want to make this right.
That worked way better with Leonard.
- Hello. - Hi.
Why are you reading a comic book?
Denise recommended it to me.
It's the Rebirth omnibus.
She thought it would be a good entry point for me
into the DC Universe-- and I have to say,
- I really do like... - You know, Amy,
-我真的喜欢 -你知道 艾米
Amy, I've talked a lot about comic books lately.
Can we talk about something else?