What's my favorite way to relax?
Throw on my wireless headphones
and disappear into the Nature Channel.
The young flatback turtle searches for food on the ocean floor.
This flatback, however-
The fascinating thing about nature...
is how, in the blink of an eye,
it can go from a scene of total tranquil beauty...
to raw, primal violence.
Can you seriously not hear me with those things on?
It's noise-canceling technology. Give it a spin. It's got-
- Sweetie, focus, now. - Mom,
-亲爱的 专注 -妈
why are you freaking out on everyone?
Because you are acting very irresponsibly- all of you.
Luke has a giant project due tomorrow for school
that he hasn't even started,
and Haley just informed me
she needs 40 cupcakes for her school fund-raiser,
I'd like to point out
I completed all my assignments on my own and on time.
- Not now, Alex. -Ok, look,
-不是得瑟的时候 艾丽克斯 -听着
I will take the cupcakes. You do the project.
- It's on Vincent Van Gogh. - Done!
Ok, I need you to really stay on him.
All right. I'm actually gonna take a different approach, but-
Actually gonna insist that you don't.
Claire, I know you've got your methods,
And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager.
Trust me, I can provide Luke
with the tools and guidance he needs...
without, uh, smothering him.
You think I smother our child?
It's not your fault, honey.
"Mother" Is part of the word.
You never hear of anyone being "Sfathered" to death.
I know what Luke's problem is.
He's got A.D.H.D.
- No. - No, I don't!
-不 -不 我才没有呢
- What is it? - I'd tell you,
but you'd wander off before I got to the "H."
Just promise me that you will stay on him
until this project is done.
I will, but you might have a little more confidence in him.
Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now.
哇 哇 大家都听不见我说话
Everybody is stupid except me.
Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
哈 哈 我好搞笑啊
Is this the cutest thing I've ever seen?
You out here on the curb with your little telescope,
waiting for your dad.
It's not cute. It's-lt's science.
Tonight is the magnificent Lyrid meteor shower.
It's where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way. It-
Oh, you know I think it's sweet.
Every couple years, Mitchell and his father go out
and enjoy one of these showers together.
Oh, I- I wouldn't necessarily put it that way.
I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it,
我是说 是的 我和我父亲很喜欢那个
because we don't share a lot of the same interests.
Like, um, I-I never went to sports games with him.
Probably because you call 'em "Sports games."
- Just lose the "Sports." - Just- Just games.
Oh, here comes your shower partner.
I'm kidding. Have fun with your dad, okay?
我开玩笑的 和你爸玩得开心 好吗
All right. See you later.
- Don't worry about me. - I'm not.
I'm just saying, if you were.
Make sure your seat is exactly the way you want it,
and feel free to play with any of these controls up here.
I have no idea what they do.
But I want mi car to be su car.
Cameron, are you okay? You seem nervous.
卡梅隆 你还好吧 你似乎很紧张
Uh, nervous? No. I'm not nervous.
紧张 怎么可能 我才不紧张呢
I mean, when Mitchell made plans with his father,
I figured, why not spend the evening with Gloria?
I've always wanted to be good friends with her.
On paper, we should be good friends.
Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva-
瞧瞧我们 一个火辣 身材曲线玲珑的歌后
The problem is, I had a little minor setback
that we had to overcome from a couple weeks ago.
I cannot stand hanging out with his lvy League friends.
- Oh, they're the worst. - They're not that bad.
- They are the worst! - Are you kidding me?
Debbie can't go two minutes
without talking about Columbia University.
And the little guy with the lazy eye from Harvard.
Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia...
and take her weird little Brown friend with her.
Cam, you need to relax. You explained.
小卡 你得放松 你已经解释过了
You know how awkward I get when things get awkward.
So when I said "Brown people,"
I wasn't talking about your, uh, brown people.
I was talking about people who go to a university.
Um, not your people.
N-Not that your people couldn't go to college.
Okay, now I'm hearing myself
say "Your people" a lot, so-
Um, just very excited because this is, um-
you know, this is our first night out together,
so it's our little date.
Where are we going?
Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened...
and your tray tables are in the upright position...
because I got us into Palaiseau!
- Ah! Fancy! -I know.
It's normally a four-week wait,
but the matre d' is an old Pilates brother of mine,
so just one phone call.
Ay, Cameron, you know what?
那个 卡梅隆 其实
I don't know if I'm in the mood for something so fancy.
Can we just go somewhere, like, more simple?
Oh, uh, yes. Yes, of course.
噢 好的 当然了
We can- What were- What did you have in mind?
How 'bout a little Latin place that I always used to go?
- That sounds fantastic. - Okay.
I would love to see how your people eat.
What is wrong with me?
Okay. It's egg-crackin' time.
Now, I find the key to cracking an egg properly-
Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it.
妈 我不是孩子了 我会的
You can't just ask her to do something for you.
You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap.
Oh. Oops. I got a little shell in the bowl.
When that happens, I find that I like to...
- Do not do that. - I got it. It's okay.
-别那样做 -我抓到了 没事
- Oh, that's- that's really gross. - Okay. I'm gonna- I'll do this.
-好恶心啊 -好吧 放着 我来吧
Is it bad that I feel sorry for her?
- So how do I start? -What do you think?
I don't know. Mom usually tells me what to do.
Join the club. I'm kidding. I love your mom.
彼此彼此 我开玩笑的 我爱你妈
We are going to try a new approach this time.
Now, your goal is to create a display
about the life and art of Van Gogh, right?
- Yeah. - Okay. You got your poster board right here.
-是啊 -好的 你的展示板在此
So, pretend you're telling the story of his life...
to someone who has never heard of him.
What do you put on that board?
I see the wheels spinning. A spark of crea-
How do they get the lead in pencils?
Ok, Let's try to stay on topic.
Hey, Jay. Look who thinks
嘿 杰 瞧瞧谁认为
Mercury is the densest planet in the solar system.
I take it from your mocking tone that I am incorrect.
Densest planet is Earth.
Which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet.
You sure Mitchell won't mind me tagging along?
Are you kidding? He loves ya.
What are you worried about?
I've never had a brother before.
We never really hung out that much.
Kiddo, you are overthinking this.
I just don't wanna say the wrong thing.
You can't. That's the beauty of having a brother.
Me and my brother were zinging each other all the time.
You know, like, "What's going on, fat boy?"
比如 "什么情况啊 肥仔"
"Nothing much, jackass."
You know, things of that nature.
It's- It's how brothers express love.
Yeah. That's good.
I'm gonna see the sights.
Not if they see you first!
Kind of missed with that one, kid.
This is all you need to know right here.
Apparently, the pencil's in two pieces,
and they glue 'em together on the lead.
What if we put all the stuff about his life on this side...
and all the stuff about his paintings on this side?
Luke, buddy, that's fantastic!
卢克 小老弟 那太棒了
And the best part is, you came up with that by yourself.
All it took was a little bit of focus and, uh-
This thing is really loose.
I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver. But you run with this.
On your mark, get set, Van Gogh.
各就各位 预备开始 小梵高
Hey, Dad. He kind of looks like Uncle Mitchell,
嘿 爸 他长得有点像米奇尔舅舅
if Uncle Mitchell were insane.
I got sprayed by a skunk!
And not just at astronomy! Blammo!
What is happening?
I was a little bit worried because it's not exactly-
I... love... this place.
我 爱 这地方
I... was... nervous.
我 很 紧张
I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu,
and on the floor, and on the wall.
Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit?
Were you there, Mitchell?
Because I think I would have recognized
the only other white or gay person.
I'd already offended Gloria once.
Not gonna do it again.
- Mi amigo Cameron. - Ah, welcome.
- So, carnitas diablos. - Ah, you remember.
Um, I'll just have the same thing.
No, no, no. You should have the chicken enchiladas.
No, I'll have the carnitas diablos.
- These are not for you. - Excuse me?
They're too spicy.
Miss Gloria's used to it.
I can spice you under the table any day there, sweet thing.
Dos carnitas diablos, por favor.
- Mitchell! - Of course. What was I thinking?
-米奇 止步 -好吧 我妄想什么呢
Dad, can we- can we just go home, please?
爸 我们 能直接回家了吗
You've got to air out first before I let you in that car.
I'll never get the stink out.
Hey, Jay, is that Venus?
嘿 杰 那是金星吗
'Cause I can smell the clouds of pure sulfuric acid from here.
- Slam! - Okay. I-I'd really like to go home now.
-躺枪 -好吧 我真得回家了
We'll miss the meteor shower.
The trouble is your clothes.
Just take them off. I think there's a blanket in the trunk.
You're not worried I might stink up the blanket?
Don't worry about it.
We just use it to cover up the seat
for when Manny's all sweaty after his tango class.
If you don't sweat, you're not doing it right.
He was one of the best boyfriends I ever had.
- But he was gay. - Yeah.
I figured that out after the first month-
And I stayed for a whole year
because the haircuts were fantastic!
Cameron, that one is not that funny.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- Are you sure? - I love this place.
But your head is running water.
No, I don't think it is.
I told you it was too spicy for you. Look at your shirt.
- I just need to get a bit of a drink of something. - No, no, no!
Cameron, the water makes it so worse. No!
卡梅隆 喝水只会辣上加辣 不要
Oh, you're right. That does make it worse.
Oh- I feel like I ate the sun!
And that is the secret to no lumps.
See? It's kind of fun.
- You make it fun, Mom. - Mmm.
-都是你的功劳 妈 -嗯
Listen to these symptoms of A.D.H.D.
- And tell me it's not Luke. - Alex!
"Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli."
"Often impulsively abandons one task for another."
That's where I left those.
"A tendency to act without regard to consequences,
often at the expense of personal safety."
- "Having accidents more often" -Ok, you know what?
-经常发生事故 -好了 别读了
I think that's enough, Alex. We've got it.
够了 艾丽克斯 我们懂了
Phil. Phil! Honey, are you okay?
菲尔 菲尔 亲爱的 你没事吧
Yeah. Remember those sunglasses I couldn't find?
I asked you to do one thing- stay on top of Luke.
For your information,
your son is hard at work on an awesome Van Gogh-
Gotta fix that- masterpiece.
Wait'll you see. You're gonna be so surprised.
I want nothing more than to be surprised, really.
I'm not surprised.
Okay, that's it. I don't want to hear anything
好了 够了 我再也不想听
about your new method of doing things.
There's one thing that works with these kids,
and that is staying on top of them,
which, thanks to you, my friend,
I will now be able to do all night long.
Not happy, dude.
You're supposed to be working.
Mr. Potato Head, really?
- I know what you think, but- - No, I don't wanna hear it.
-我知道你怎么想的 -不 我不想听
I'm going down to clean up the garage,
then I'm coming back and I'm gonna stand over you
until this thing is done, okay?
- Breathe. - Breathing only makes the fire spread.
Okay. Then drink this milk.
Ay, Cam. Why did you have to order that spicy dish?
Because I'm, um, a big idiot...
因为 我 我是个大白痴
and I wanted to have this awesome night between the two of us...
where we end up best friends,
uh, having lunch, buying shoes.
Okay! Let's go have lunch, let's go buy shoes.
好啊 我们一起去吃饭 买鞋吧
- Really? - Yeah. Why are you so surprised?
-真的吗 -是啊 你为什么这么惊讶
Well, I don't know. I guess i just always
feel like I blow it with you, Gloria
whether it's the Columbian comment...
or picking the wrong restaurant.
The restaurant had nothing to do with you.
I was just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy...
after the stupid thing I did this morning.
- I bought a dress. - You monster.
Ay. It was a very expensive dress that I don't need.
I felt so stupid that when I got home,
I couldn't even bring it inside the house.
- I left it in the car. - I totally get it.
I have a legendary hat story.
I'll bet you look fabulous in that dress.
Yes, but anyone would look fabulous in that dress.
- You find that blanket? - No.
This was all I could find. Shut up!
- Really shows off your shape. - Okay.
Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose!
转一圈 小美妞 让我们瞧瞧你的美臀
You get fries with that shake?
Was that too far?
There's a line, Jay.
I better go mop this up.
Oh, come on. Where's the-
噢 拜托 怎么找不到
I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there,
but in our defense, look at you.
I mean, smell you.
This is a fantastic apology.
Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on.
You're gonna be mad, be mad at me.
I was just happy to see him laugh a little bit.
You know, he's had kind of a tough week.
I got sprayed by a skunk,
and I'm wearing a dress that makes my hips look huge.
I know he doesn't want me to talk about it,
but he didn't get invited to this big party.
Some kids he thought were his friends
think he's weird.
Now, you know me on this. I'm no- I'm no good at it.
你了解我的 我 我不擅长处理这种事
You know, I- I never know what to say.
But maybe I raised a kid who would know what to say.
That's the only reason I invited him along-
you know, because this astronomy stuff,
that's- that's our thing.
Yeah. No, I'll talk to him.
是啊 好吧 我去找他谈谈
You know, you don't look that ridiculous.
- Now, you actually got the legs for it. - Dad.
No, I'm just saying,
- if you were that type of a gay- - Dad!
You'd probably do all right for yourself.
You know, I always had a sense it was dangerous down here,
but I guess it's actually kind of charming, isn't it?
No, it's not safe at all.
- I used to live down here, you know. - What?
-我曾经就住这儿 你知道吗 -什么
Yeah, that's why I come down here. Look there.
是的哦 所以我才过来 瞧那边
That was my old apartment.
After I left Javier, that's all I could afford.
It's still part of me.
You have to remember those things,
like you when you go to your farm.
You remember that? I told you that a year ago.
Of course I do. You're my friend, you big idiot.
我当然记得 你是我的朋友 你个大白痴
You know, this part of town might be very rough,
but the people here, Cameron- the best.
但这里的人 小卡 他们都是最好的
I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
Ayayay! Who did this?
- No, it's okay, Gloria. - Who did this?
-不 没事的 歌洛莉亚 -是谁干的
You coward son of bitches!
It's okay, everybody! I'm- I'm insured!
没事的 大家伙 我上了保险的
What? What? You scared?
怎么 怎么着 怕了吗
You scared to show your face, little girl?
- No, it's all right, everybody! - Cameron, wait in the car!
-不 没事的大家 -小卡 去车里待着
- Cameron! - Gloria, I think it's drivable.
-卡梅隆 -歌洛莉亚 我觉得还是可以开的
Just so you know, I'm going back up to Luke's room,
- and I'm not leaving until he's finished. - Thank you.
And I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.
Well, that means a lot to me.
The hardest part is, he kinda takes after me with all this.
Like my lack of focus and your-
- My what? - I just love you.
- Did you do this? -All him.
I used Mr. Potato Head ears
because Van Gogh cut his ear off.
because his paintings sell for, like, a bajillion dollars,
which is sad because he died broke.
- You were right. -Don't apologize.
- I'm not apologizing. -Apology accepted.
Luke, I-I really couldn't be more proud of you,
and I am so sorry I didn't give you more credit.
- Thanks. - Way to go, buddy.
-谢谢 -真棒 老弟
Gotta go finish the cupcakes.
- Sweetie, can you hand me those? - Uh-huh.
-亲爱的 把那个递给我好吗 -嗯哼
Yeah, I can talk.
What are you doing?
I showed you how to make 'em,
and now you can do it yourself.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Well, good, because I really wanted to.
Okay. I'm setting the oven to 700!
I'm putting, uh- I'm putting the eggs in the bowl!
Oh, I got some shells in 'em! Uh-oh!
噢 我把蛋壳弄进去了 哎呀
Are you serious?
- Hey. - Hey, Mitchell.
So, I know you'd never, um-
I know you'd never,
never believe this by looking at me right now,
but, um, I used to get picked on at school too.
- So Jay told you? - Yeah.
Yeah, they would, um- they'd call me weird.
I was weird. Uh, fun weird.
But I- This is the funny thing about growing up.
For years and years, everybody's desperately afraid...
to be different, you know, in any way.
And then, suddenly, almost overnight,
然后 突然间 几乎是一夜之间
everybody wants to be different,
and that is where we win.
- I'm sort of counting on that. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry I was picking on you too much. -Ah, that's-
Jay said that's what brothers do.
Well, we don't have to listen to him.
- Brothers do that too. - Okay, ladies.
Finish up your tea party.
You're missing the show.
Can't believe I was fighting over this guy, huh?
Check it out. Check it out.
- Wow. - Awesome!
Why did he paint The Starry Night?
Maybe because the sky is beautiful,
and everybody likes looking at it,
that something's up there watching over all of us-
aliens, who could be here in a second...
to liquefy us and use us as fuel.
So wake up, people. We're next.
醒醒吧 全人类 下一个就是我们了
You better get down here!
Oh! Thanks, Mom. I'm just gonna wrap these up.
谢了 妈 我把这些都包起来
No. You know what, sweetie?
不 那个 宝贝
You're gonna be late for school. Just go.
I'll bring 'em by later.
- Are you sure? -Yeah!
- Get out of here, Betty Crocker. - Okay.
-快去吧 甜品大师 -好的
I'm so proud of you!
Do we still have the number for Poison Control?
I love you, Claire. I'll always love you!
我爱你 克莱尔 至"死"不渝
My mouth is asleep, like at the dentist.
Get over here, buddy.