海绵宝宝第十一季双语台词对白剧本

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Who needs a bathroom when I can shave

and drive to work at the same time

- Ahh! Uhh! Ahh!

Watch where you're going, you miniscule maniac!

- Get bent, Krabs!

Ehh.

- Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh! Ah! You maniac!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Ohh!

- Outta my way, you fool!

Hm?

Ehh! Ow!

Ohh, shrimp!

- Ohh, you--I--this--

No!

Traffic School!

- Ehh, you cause a little 300 boat pile-up,

and they send you to boating school.

Eh, well, better make the most of it and grab the best desk.

Ahh.

Ohh!

Easy with that heinie, Eugene.

This is my desk!

You can have it.

I'll just take this one.

- Ohh, you want me to take this garbage desk

so you can grab that prime seat and get all

the teacher's attention?

Well, forget it. That one's mine.

Oh!

Dibs! Ahh!

Aha! - This one's mine!

Yikes! - Ahh! Ahh!

- And this one's mine. - Ahh! Ahh!

- This one's mine! - No, it's mine!

- Mine! Mine! - Mine! Mine!

- Oh! My classroom! Stop!

- Ooh, sorry, cutie. - Suck up.

- Ohh, it's on. - Ohh, bring it!

- Ohh, I said knock it off.

Now don't make me get rough.

Respect.

- Now just settle down and watch this movie on driving safety.

- Oh, yes. The freedom of the open road.

The feeling of the wind in your hair

and the sun on your shoulders.

Yes, there's nothing like driving.

But when you don't follow the rules,

Driving can become deadly.

From cruising down the highway

to parallel parking.

- Oh, no, sorry!

Sorry! Oh, sorry. - You don't want to be

a SpongeBob.

- So remember to follow these simple rules.

Number one, always remember to check your mirrors.

- Uh-oh!

- Yeah!

- Oh! Ahh!

- Hey, cool camera. Can I see?

Ahh! Ooh! Ohh.

- Ehh, ahh.

Whoa. Sorry I'm late.

- SpongeBob, I told you before,

use the door!

- Sorry, Mrs. Puff. I was so excited for class,

I must've forgot.

- Just clean this place up.

I need to call my therapist.

- Ooh, this is so great having you in class with me, Mr. Krabs.

'Cause now, you're not only my boss, you're also my classmate

and, dare I say it, my best friend.

Aww, make that two best friends.

- Get off!

- Ohh, I think someone is nervous

about being the new kid in class.

No worry, I'll show you all the ropes.

Did you know that every time you do something good,

Mrs. Puff gives you a star sticker?

I'm adult. I don't care about stickers.

- Yeah, me neither.

No matter how cool and shiny they are.

I'm gonna have so many stars,

Puff will have to get a bigger board!

- Forget it, Eugene,

I am going to be the star pupil.

- The prescription is for the mega dose, right?

- Yes, Mrs. Puff. - Oh, thank you Doctor.

- Yeah, bye-bye.

- Now, if everyone will turn to page 20

in their driving manuals.

- Oh, nothing.

I just thought you could use a little snack.

Winkety blink. - Why, thank you.

You get a star.

Tada!

- Oh, a grapefruit.

And a star for you.

- Uh!

All right, boys, enough with the fruit--

- I want those stickers!

- Forget it, Krabs. They're mine! Ah!

- Ahh, I'm through wasting time here.

Straight from the source.

Uh, ah!

Oh--ahh, ahh, ahh!

- Enough!

- Aw, but I want more shiny stars!

- No, I do!

You want stars?

I'll give you stars.

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Beautiful stars.

- Oh, I want some.

Doink! Ehh, ehh.

- Give me those! Ah, ah.

- Ohh.

- When driving, it's important to be aware

of everything around you.

That's why we have mirrors.

And that's why it's important to constantly check our mirrors.

Like this.

- Oh, oh.

both: Eee.

- Hmm.

both: Eee.

- Mrs. Puff, the two new students are--

- Nothing. Nothing's going on.

- We swear.

Welcome to the test track.

Now, I want you all to pull out slowly

and carefully.

Understand? - Slowly and carefully.

Got it.

- Now, don't--ah!

Now these are my last boats

and if you wreck 'em, none of you will pass my class.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but be more like SpongeBob.

He hasn't acted out once.

- Mrs. Puff, that's the nicest thing you ever said about me.

- Mm! Mm, SpongeBob,

the parking brake! - Yikes! Come back, boat.

Yah! Oh.

- Hey! Ow, ow, ow, ooh, ow.

Ehh! Ehh!

Ehh, ahh!

Yeah!

- Stop! Stop! I'm gonna lose my teacher's license.

- Can't catch me, Eugene!

I'm the number one driver!

- Well, good for you, plankton.

- Don't congratulate him SpongeBob!

- Mr. Krabs, classmates support each other

and he just said he's number one.

Then let's see him do this!

Ahh!

- That's easy.

- Come down from there right now.

- Never!

- I'm a god in this boat, on my way to heaven!

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Top of the world!

both: Uh-oh.

That's it!

You both fail!

- Oh, come on! Don't we at least

deserve some credit for not getting hurt?

I mean, that was crazy dangerous.

- Yeah, it was.

- Hey, guys. I finished that--

- Mr. Plankton, you were in a horrible boat accident.

It's a miracle that you're alive.

However, there were some complications.

What complications?

- Well, there was some confusion

on what body parts went where.

- Hey, what's all the screaming up there?

Forget class, now we can be together forever,

海绵宝宝 第十一季 Spongebob Squarepants Season 11 第13集: Teacher's Pests

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海绵宝宝第十一季 Spongebob Squarepants Season 11 第13集: Teacher's Pests