小谢尔顿第二季双语台词对白剧本

Previously on Young Sheldon...

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Why was Veronica Duncan hugging you?

为什么维罗妮卡·邓肯抱了你

I'm tutoring her in trigonometry.

因为我在帮她补习数学的三角法

Just between us, she's a little slow.

你别告诉别人但她进度有点慢

That's not what I heard.

我听说她"进度"可是挺快

There's nobody at my house.

我家没人

- You want to come over? ‭- Yes.

-你想来吗 -想

- What's that? - Some stupid haunted house

-那是什么 -我妈为教堂搞的

my mother's doing for the church.

弱智鬼屋

Mr. Lundy's scene about lust

伦迪先生布置的淫欲场景

made a deep impact on my brother's date.

对我哥的约会造成了巨大影响

She asked to be saved by Jesus.

她请求耶稣拯救她

I don't want to live like this anymore.

我不想再过这样的生活了

And as it turns out, she was.

结果她真的得到了救赎

Dear Lord Jesus, set me free.

敬爱的耶稣基督让我自由

In Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,

在电影《征服猩球》中

we learned how humans taught the apes to become civilized.

我们知道了人类如何教化人猿

Which I think should start with potty training,

虽然我觉得应该先从如厕训练开始

but I'm not a screenwriter.

但我也不是个编剧

Can you help me with my math homework?

你能帮忙我做数学作业吗

No.

不能

Please. It's really hard.

拜托了这个真的好难啊

"It" isn't the problem.

问题不在"这个"上

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Fine, what are you working on?

行吧什么题

There's a number, then there's a line,

就是有数字然后有一条线

then there's another number under it.

然后下面又有个数字

Fractions?

分数吗

Yes, fractions.

对分数

At that moment,

在那一刻

it occurred to me if I could teach mathematics

我意识到如果我能教会

to someone as dull-witted as my sister,

我脑子不灵光的姐姐数学

I could create a race of superhumans

我有天就能创造出一个超人类种族

that would do my bidding.

为我所服务

And who wouldn't want that?

谁不想要呢

Please, Sheldon.

求你了谢尔顿

You know what, Missy? I'd be happy to help you.

你知道吗米希我很乐意教你

Thank you.

谢谢

♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪

♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪

♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪

♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪

♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪

♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪

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Try thinking of it this way: imagine a pie.

你试试这么想想象一个派

The number on the bottom of the fraction

分数下方的数字

is how many pieces the pie has been sliced into.

就代表这个派被切成了多少份

What kind of pie is it?

这是什么口味的派

Doesn't matter.

这不重要

But it would help me picture it if I knew the kind of pie.

但知道是哪种派能帮助我想象

Fine, it's banana cream.

行是香蕉奶油派

I don't like banana cream.

我不喜欢香蕉奶油派

Okay, what kind of pie would you like it to be?

好吧那你想要哪种派

What about those little apple pies from McDonalds?

麦当劳的那种小苹果派行吗

- Sure. - I burned my mouth on one of those.

-行 -我被那个烫到过嘴

Didn't stop me. I still ate it.

那也不能阻止我我还是吃完了

Veronica. Hi.

维罗妮卡你好啊

Hey, Georgie.

你好啊小乔治

You-you changed your hair.

你换了发型

I did.

是啊

It's shorter.

变短了

It is.

是啊

I like it.

我喜欢

Thank-thanks.

谢谢

You here to see me?

你是来找我的吗

I-I'm here for your mom's Bible study.

我是来参加你妈妈的读经班

Oh, sure, of course.

行当然啦

I'm glad you could join us.

很高兴你来加入我们

Come in, won't you?

快请进

You're part of the group, too?

你也有在读经班吗

Faith, the Bible, God, I'm nuts for that stuff.

信仰《圣经》上帝我对这些可疯狂了

So one-fourth of the 12 pieces of pie is...?

所以切成12片派的1/4是多少呢

Three?

3吗

Yes.

正确

And one-third of the 12 pieces is...?

那12片派的1/3是...

Four?

4片吗

Yes. Now how much is one-third of the pie plus

那把1/3的派加上

one-fourth of the pie?

1/4的派呢

Well, three plus four is seven, but there's 12 pieces,

三加四等于七但这里有十二片派

so seven-twelve-iths.

所以是十尔分之七

It's twelfths. And yes.

是十二分不过你答对了

I did it.

我做到啦

Actually, I did it.

其实呢是我做到了

In less than ten minutes, I taught fractions to a monkey.

在不到10分钟的时间里我教会了猴子分数

Welcome, Veronica. We're so glad to have you.

欢迎你来维罗妮卡很高兴有你的加入

What are you doing?

你在干嘛

What's it look like? I'm here for Bible study.

你说呢我来参加读经班

Did you just take a shower?

你刚洗完澡吗

No.

没有啊

You did, too.

你绝对有

So I want to be clean for Jesus. Get off my back.

我想为耶稣沐浴更衣别说我了

Interesting.

有意思

Georgie, if you want to be a good Christian,

小乔治如果你想当个好基督教徒

maybe you should stop lying through your teeth.

或许你得先从不谎言张口就来开始

Just be happy I brushed them, okay?

你就庆幸我有刷我这张嘴吧

Okay. All done. Thanks.

好了全做完了谢谢

While we're here, would you like me

趁现在我们都在这里你有兴趣

to introduce you to algebra?

让我给你介绍一下代数吗

Al who?

代谁?

Oh, boy.

天啊

It's not a person, it's an ancient Arabic method

这不是人名是一种古老的阿拉伯方法

of finding the value of variables.

用来找出变量的值

Oh. Nah.

不要

Clearly, I needed a more sophisticated technique

很显然我需要更细致的手法

to motivate my simian sister.

来激励我的类人猿姐姐

Are you sure?

你确定吗

If you learn a little algebra, I'll give you a banana.

如果你来学一点代数我就给你一根香蕉

All right, now we're reading from Matthew 4.

现在我们读《马太福音》第4章

Georgie, why don't you get us started on verse 17?

小乔治你来给我们念念第17节吧

Me?

我吗

Yes, you.

对你

Oh. Okay.

好吧

Um... Verse 17...

第17节...

Verse 17...

第17节...

Give me a minute.

等我一下啊

Here.

这里

Bless you.

祝福你

Okay, here we go. "From that time,

好了我开始啦"从那时起

Jesus began to preach and say 'Repent,

耶稣就传起道来说天国近了

C-change your inner self, your old way of thinking,

你们应当悔改改变内心的自我以前的思想方式

Regret past sins,

为过去的罪悔过

Live your life in a way that proves repentance:

以证明自己已悔罪的方式生活

seek God's purpose for your life."

遵循上帝的教诲"

Powerful stuff.

发人深省啊

Can I get an amen?

大家能喊个阿门吗

Amen.

阿门

Amen.

阿门

Need any help there, Sheldon?

需要帮忙吗谢尔顿

I'm looking for some books on education theory.

我想找有关教育理论的书

What for? ‭

干嘛用

I'm trying to develop a technique to teach someone

我想发展一套教导

who falls into the conventional category of "stupid."

按普通人分类就是"傻子"的方法

Oh. Well, now, there's a wide range of stupid.

傻子的种类有非常多啊

Can you narrow it down?

你能缩小一下范围吗

She wrote a fan letter to Alf.

给电视剧里的玩偶人物阿福写了粉丝信

Got it. So you're looking to make a pretty radical change.

懂了所以你是想要造成天翻地覆般的改变

Well, ideally, I'd like to wipe my sister's brain clean

我最希望的是能直接把我姐的脑子洗空了

and start over, but my mom wouldn't like that.

然后重新塑造但我妈不会喜欢这样

Yeah. Moms are no fun.

对啊妈妈们可没劲了

- Hey, Veronica. - Georgie. ‭

-维罗妮卡 -小乔治

So, listen, i was doing my prayers last night and, uh,

听我说我昨晚在祷告的时候

you won't believe it, but I think God spoke to me.

你绝对想象不到发生了什么上帝跟我说话了

Really? What did he say?

真的吗祂说什么了

Well, I couldn't understand all of it,

我有些部分听不懂

'cause it was in an ancient language,

因为祂说着古老的语言

but the part I did understand

但我能听懂的部分呢

is he wants us to spend more time together.

是祂希望我们能多花时间相处

Doing what?

做些什么

Oh, you know, praying, helping the needy.

比如祷告帮助需要帮助的人

Your usual Christian activities.

就是普通的那些基督教活动嘛

Well, I'm okay with that.

这我可以接受

Good. So you, me and God, we'll hang out.

很好那我跟你还有上帝一起玩

Sounds good.

感觉不错

Okay. See you later.

好那之后见啦

See you.

再见

I may be going to hell.

我可能得下地狱

So you're hoping to create an army

所以你想要制造一个军队

of super-intelligent children who will do your bidding?

里面都是服从你命令的超智慧儿童吗

In a perfect world, yes.

完美的情况下是的

You should spend more time with my mother.

你应该多跟我妈妈相处

That's her goal, too.

那也是她的目标

Ooh, this is interesting.

这个有趣

According to Socrates, all knowledge exists

苏格拉底表示所有的知识

within the student and just needs to be drawn out

其实早已在学生脑海中存在你只需要透过

through skillful questioning.

高明的提问方式即可将之引导出

Are you saying I knew that before you even said it?

在你说之前其实我就知道了吗

I don't know, did you?

我不知道啊是这样吗

Well, according to Socrates, you do know and the answer's inside you.

根据苏格拉底你知道且答案早就存在你心中

Well, then, ask me a skillful question to draw it out.

好吧那你问高明的问题来引导我吧

Do you know if I knew before I knew?

你知道我在知道之前就知道了吗

No.

不知道

Hey, it works.

这招真的有效

It does.

真的呢

I'm recording my findings

我要录下我的发现

so that future generations of mankind can understand

所以后代人类可以了解

the steps I took to create homo novus, "New man."

我创造霍莫诺福斯也就是"新人类"所做出的努力

Of course, there's a strong likelihood that my homo novi

当然啦也非常有可能我创造的霍莫诺福斯

might've wiped out all future generations,

会摧毁所有的未来人类后代

so I have no idea who's watching this.

所以我也不知道会是谁在看这个影片

What are you doing in here?

你在这里干嘛

I'm keeping a video diary of my experiment to create homo novus.

录影片日记来记录我创造霍莫诺福斯的过程

Homo what?

霍莫什么

Novus. It's Latin. It means "New man."

诺福斯是拉丁文意思是"新人类"

Oh. I guess that's okay.

那行吧

Y-Your mom's at church. W-What do you want for dinner?

你妈妈上教堂了你晚饭想吃什么

I believe you know what I want for dinner.

我相信你知道我想吃什么晚餐

Is that right?

是吗

It's Thursday.

今天是周四

What does Mom always make me on Thursdays?

妈妈每周四都给我做什么吃呢

Spaghetti and hot dogs?

热狗丁意大利面吗

Socrates. Got to love him.

苏格拉底真是不爱他都不行

♪ Then sings my soul ♪

♪ 我灵歌唱 ♪

♪ My savior God to Thee ♪

♪ 赞美救主我神 ♪

♪ How great Thou art ♪

♪ 你真伟大 ♪

♪ God to Thee ♪

♪ 何等伟大 ♪

♪ How great Thou art ♪

♪ 你真伟大 ♪

♪ How great Thou art ♪

♪ 你真伟大 ♪

- ♪ How great Thou art ♪ - ♪ Then sings my soul ♪

-♪ 你真伟大 ♪ -♪ 我灵歌唱 ♪

♪ My savior God to Thee ♪

♪ 赞美救主我神 ♪

♪ Then sings my soul ♪

♪ 我灵歌唱 ♪

- ♪ How great Thou art ♪ - ♪ My savior God to Thee ♪

-♪ 你真伟大 ♪ -♪ 赞美救主我神 ♪

- ♪ How great Thou art ♪ - ♪ How great Thou art ♪

-♪ 你真伟大 ♪ -♪ 你真伟大 ♪

And now, why don't we take a moment to pray,

现在呢我们来稍作一下祷告

uh, keeping in mind that our prayers

要记得我们的祷告

should not be for our own benefit,

不应该是为了自己的利益

but for our family, friends,

而应该是为了家人朋友

fellow Texans, Americans of all races and religions

德州同胞美国所有种族与宗教的同胞

and the world.

以及全世界

Well, most of the world.

大部分的世界吧

Y'all know what countries to pick.

你们都知道该选哪些国家

Lord, please look after my family.

主啊请照顾好我的家人

Give them everything they need to be happy and healthy.

满足他们一切需要让他们健康快乐

And this lovely young girl with me tonight,

今晚跟我一起来的这位女孩

help her stay on the path of righteousness.

也请帮她继续走在正道上

God, please look after my sister.

上帝请照顾好我的姐姐

You can find her at the women's correctional facility in Lubbock.

你可以在卢博克女子监狱找到她

Help her seek salvation in you

助她从你身上寻找救赎

instead of cocaine, marijuana and bass players.

而不是通过可卡因大麻和贝斯手

Jesus, I'm sure, even from Heaven, you can see

耶稣就算从天堂你也一定能看到

how hot the girl sitting next to me is.

我旁边那个妹子有多性感

And I know I'm not supposed to pray for myself,

我知道我不应该为自己祈祷

but here's the deal: if you can get her

但这样好不好

to fall in love with me, and you know,

如果你能让她爱上我

make some bad decisions,

并且做些坏决定

I swear I'll come to church every Sunday.

我发誓我每周日都会来教堂

And thank you for bringing Georgie tonight,

感谢你今晚带小乔治来教堂

even though you and I both know why he came.

虽然你我都清楚他为何而来

Speaking of which, whatever he's praying for right now,

说起这个无论他在祈祷什么

ignore it.

都无视他

And please protect me from impure thoughts,

请你保护我不要产生不纯洁的念头

and teach me to respect the sanctity of my body.

教导我要尊重我肉体的圣洁

Now if for instance she and I were to go skinny dipping

举个例子假如我跟她要去裸泳

and one thing were to lead to another

然后在月光下

under the moonlit sky, get this:

一切自然而然发生

not only do I become a devout Christian,

那我不仅愿意变成虔诚的基督教徒

I will also bug everybody I meet to do the same.

我还会烦我遇到的每个人要他们虔诚信教

And you know I can be real annoying

你也知道我下定决心做一件事时

when I set my mind to it.

是超烦人的

Amen.

阿门

Amen.

阿门

I'm gonna take your silence as a yes. Amen.

你不出声我就当你答应了阿门

巴特·辛普森

摔跤手浩克·霍肯

杰西叔叔

演员乔伊·劳伦斯

野猪阿福

What are you working on?

你在写什么

A list of possible boyfriends for my Cabbage Patch doll.

给我椰菜娃娃列的男友候选名单

How do you think Celeste would look next to Joey Lawrence?

你觉得塞莱斯特跟乔伊·劳伦斯站一起配吗

I don't know who that is.

我不知道他是谁

He's Blossom's brother.

他是花花的哥哥呀

90年代情景喜剧《花花》女主角由《生活大爆炸》中的艾米饰演

I don't know who that is.

我也不知道她是谁

It's a show. She wears hats.

是个电视剧她常戴顶帽子

Anyway, I've been doing some research,

总之我做了一些研究

and I've come to the conclusion that I don't need to teach you anything.

得出了一个结论就是我根本不需要教你

You already know everything.

你已经什么都会了

Cool.

酷

Your brain already contains all the math

你的大脑已经包含

that will ever be known.

世间所有的数学了

I heard you and I said "cool."

我听见了我已经说了"酷"了

Well, wouldn't you like to explore

你不想探索一下

that great treasure trove of knowledge?

这个巨大的知识宝库吗

That depends. What's a trove?

看情况宝库是什么东东

We'll circle back to that. True or false?

回头再解释那个这句话对还是错

At times, you have referred to yourself as being dumb.

你有时会说自己很笨

True.

对

And do you enjoy feeling that way?

你喜欢那种感受吗

No.

不喜欢

Well, let me change that.

我能改变这点

I'm presenting you with an opportunity

我为你提供一个机会

to achieve the full potential of your mind.

能让你最大程度开发你的大脑

Are you gonna do some experiment where we switch brains?

你是不是打算做试验让我俩换脑

No.

不是

'Cause I've seen it on Gilligan's Island

《盖里甘的岛》和《摩登原始人》里

and I've seen it on The Flintstones

都有这种试验

and it never goes well.

从来没好结果

Ooh. Gilligan.

对了盖里甘

♪ Then sings my soul, my savior God... ♪

♪我灵歌唱赞美救主我神♪

Oh, who do you think you're fooling here?

你现在想骗谁呢

I have no idea what you're talking about.

我不知道你在说什么

Listen to me. Veronica has a rough family situation,

听着维罗妮卡家里情况很糟

and she's trying to improve her life.

她努力想改善自己的人生

And I admire that. Very inspirational.

我很敬佩她非常鼓舞人

Georgie,

小乔治

believe me, I'm glad to see you in a church,

相信我看到你去教堂我很欣慰

but I do not want you taking advantage of that girl.

但我不希望你占那个女孩的便宜

Taking advantage? Veronica and I are Bible buddies, nothing more.

占便宜我和她只是学圣经小伙伴仅此而已

- I'm serious. ‭- Right.

-我是说真的 -好吧

Maybe you should ask yourself what's in you

或许你该扪心自问

that makes you see sin in the hearts of others.

你内心有什么邪念才会觉得别人也心有邪念

Okay, now you're pushing it.

你这就太过分了

Lord Jesus, please help my mother with her anger.

我主耶稣请你帮我母亲别成天发火

- Can I get an amen? ‭- No.

-你能说阿门吗 -不行

Why do we need the camera?

我们为什么需要摄像机

So people in the future can see your transformation.

这样后人就能看到你的转变了

Where are you going?

你要去哪

To put on a dress for the future people.

去换上裙子给后人看

Hello, people of the future.

你们好后人

My name is Missy Cooper and this is my best friend Celeste.

我叫米希·库珀这是我的挚友塞莱斯特

She's dating Joey Lawrence.

她正跟乔伊·劳伦斯交往呢

You want to hang out Saturday?

周六想一起玩吗

Can't. I signed up to get baptized.

不行我约好了要去受洗

Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to do that.

对哦我一直想受洗来着

Well, why don't you join me? We could do it together.

不如你跟我去我们可以一起受洗

Sure. You and me, getting double dunked. I like it.

好啊你跟我一起泡水里我喜欢

Can you imagine afterwards?

你能想象之后会怎样吗

All of our sins will be washed away.

我们所有罪孽都会被洗去

Yeah, and we can start cranking out fresh ones.

是啊我们可以开始犯新的罪过了

I just don't know where I went wrong.

我只是不知道哪一步做错了

Are you sure your questioning was skillful?

你确定你的提问够高明吗

I thought so, but after two hours of interrogation,

我本以为够了但询问她两小时后

all I could extract from my sister's brain

我从我妹妹脑袋里挖出来的

其实是乐团"街头顽童"

was that there was some sort of block with new kids on it.

就只有某种印有顽童的砖块

Sheldon, how's your educational project going?

谢尔顿你的教育项目进行得如何

Poorly. I've hit a wall.

很不顺利我碰壁了

Have you considered B.F. Skinner's behavior modification?

考虑过行为主义心理学家斯金纳的行为矫正术吗

- What's that? ‭- It uses punishment

-那是什么 -这种疗法

and reward to get the results you want.

通过使用奖罚制度来获得你想要的结果

Ooh, punishment. I like the sound of that.

惩罚啊这个我一听就喜欢

In the right context, so do I.

在合适的语境下我也喜欢

I took a real beating at the craps table,

我在掷骰子那桌输得很惨

and then I won it all back playing Caribbean Stud Poker.

之后又在加勒比海扑克中全赢回来了

Well, how does Caribbean Stud Poker work?

加勒比海扑克是怎么玩的

I have no idea. I was drunk off my ass.

鬼知道我当时醉得一塌糊涂

Way to go, Mom.

做得好妈妈

Way to lead a Christian life.

身为基督徒这样过日子真棒

Oh, does my daughter think poorly of me?

我女儿瞧不起我吗

Yes.

是的

Good. I can die happy.

太好了我能含笑而终了

Hey, Mom, just a heads-up, I'm getting baptized tomorrow.

老妈跟你说一声我明天要去受洗

Good Lord.

老天

That boy's randiness knows no bounds.

这孩子真是精虫上脑了

What are you talking about?

你在说什么呢

He's only doing it

他那么做

'cause of that Veronica girl.

都是为了那个叫维罗妮卡的女孩

Oh, sure. That makes sense.

当然了完全说得通

What do you mean, it makes sense?

说得通是什么意思

When I was his age, I hitchhiked to Florida

我在他那般大时曾搭便车到佛罗里达

'cause I had a friend that had a girlfriend

就因为我一朋友的女友认识一个女孩

who knew a girl who might be willing.

也许愿意跟我上床

But then you met my daughter

但之后你认识了我女儿

and you didn't have to travel so far.

就不用跑那么远了

According to B.F. Skinner,

根据斯金纳的理论

if I can find the appropriate punishment to motivate Missy,

如果我能找到适当的惩罚来激励米希

there's no limit to what she might be able to learn.

她便无所不能

But what might that punishment be?

但用哪种惩罚好呢

Whip her with a rubber hose?

用橡胶软管鞭打她

No. That sounds like a recipe for tendonitis.

不行那样我估计会得肌腱炎

Administer small electric shocks?

用微弱的电电击她呢

Tricky.

很难办

If I get the voltage wrong, I could spend the rest of my life

如果我弄错电压了我余生就要在

in an institution for the criminally insane.

精神病犯的监狱度过

Or I inflict harm on the object she loves more than life itself.

或者我把惩罚施加在她珍视超过生命的物体上

Celeste, you're about to become part of scientific history.

塞莱斯特你要成为科学历史的一部分了

All right, everybody, welcome to the 1990

好了各位欢迎来到1990年

East Texas Baptist Olympics.

东德州受洗奥运会

'Cause we're in the pool of water.

因为我们在一个池水里

Anyway, I want to welcome

言归正传我想要欢迎

our little sister Veronica Duncan,

我们的新姐妹维罗妮卡·邓肯

who I will be dunkin'.

她马上要被我扣水里[音似邓肯]

Sorry.

抱歉

I can't turn it off. And I also want to welcome

我忍不住说笑我也想欢迎

George Cooper, who has recently found his way to the Lord.

小乔治·库珀他最近也找到了亲近主的路

Howdy. Praise Jesus.

大家好赞美耶稣

Are you ready to learn some advanced calculus?

你准备好来学习高级微积分了吗

Nope.

我不

Be right back.

马上回来

Take your time.

您慢慢来

Veronica, do you trust in Jesus Christ

维罗妮卡你愿意相信耶稣基督

as your personal Lord and savior?

成为你的上帝与救主吗

I do.

我愿意

It's upon your profession of faith

根据你对信仰的宣誓

that I baptize you, my sister,

我将为施行洗礼我的姐妹

in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

以圣父圣子与圣灵的名义阿门

Dang.

哇靠

All right, let's try this again.

好了再来试一次

Would you be ready to learn some advanced calculus

你准备好来学习高级微积分

if it saved Celeste's pigtails?

来拯救塞莱斯特的辫子吗

What are you doing? Put her down.

你在干嘛把她放下

Not until I modify your behavior.

我矫正你的行为之前是不会放下的

In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

以圣父圣子与圣灵的名义阿门

Sheldon, I'm warning you.

谢尔顿我警告你

Hallelujah!

哈雷路亚

We did it!

我们成功啦

Ooh, I'm so happy.

我好高兴啊

I love you.

我爱你

Is it working? Are you feeling motivated?

成功了吗你受到激励了吗

Very.

非常

Care to explain yourself?

要解释一下你们的行为吗

I was trying to motivate Missy

我当时是在试着激励米希

to expand her intellectual horizons.

来扩展她的智力

By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll?

靠虐待她的椰菜娃娃吗

Well, it's not like I shocked her with electrodes,

我又没有用电来电她

- which was an option. ‭- Enough.

-本来这也在考虑范围里呢 -够了

To be clear, I meant to shock Missy, not the doll.

容我解释我是指电米希不是电娃娃

That would be ineffective.

电娃娃只是白费功夫

Enough! And you.

够了还有你

Getting baptized just to kiss a girl? What were you thinking?

为了亲个姑娘就去受洗你在想什么呢

Sounds like you know what I was thinking.

听起来你已经知道我在想什么了啊

Well, you are both grounded.

你们俩都被禁足了

Dear Alf, I'm your number one fan.

亲爱的阿福我是你的头号粉丝

I like you because you're an alien but you're funny,

我喜欢你是因为你虽然是外星人但很好笑

unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk.

不像我弟弟是个外星讨厌鬼

Anyway, I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet

总之我希望你享受在我们星球的生活

and have found things to eat other than cats.

也找到除了猫咪以外的食物

I recommend chicken nuggets.

我建议你吃鸡块

Sincerely, Missy Cooper, age ten.

诚挚的米希·库珀 10岁敬上

"P.S. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?"

"另外我最喜欢的颜色是粉色你的呢"

Ha. What a cutie pie.

真是个小可爱啊

Hey, hey, Barbara, we got any more of those pink T-shirts

芭芭拉我们还有印有我头像的

with my face on them?

粉红色T恤吗

I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid.

我想寄一件给这个米希·库珀孩子

Oh, oh, and get me some chicken nuggets, huh?

顺便帮我弄些鸡块来吧

Hello? Anybody out there?

有人在吗

Apparently not.

看来没有

Barb!

巴布

小谢尔顿 第二季 Young Sheldon Season 2 第11集: A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf

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小谢尔顿第二季 Young Sheldon Season 2 第11集: A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf