♪ Faith, faith, faith ♪
♪ 信仰 信仰 信仰 ♪
♪ I know you're asking me to stay ♪
♪ 我知道你在求我留下 ♪
♪ Say please, please, please don't go away ♪
♪ 说拜托 求你不要走 ♪
♪ You say I'm giving you the blues ♪
♪ 我走了会让你心碎 ♪
♪ You mean every word you say ♪
♪ 你每一句话都是真心的 ♪
♪ Can't help but think of yesterday ♪
♪ 但我忍不住想起往日 ♪
♪ And another who tied me down ♪
♪ 另一个想让我当 ♪
♪ To lover boy rules... ♪
♪ 小情夫的人 ♪
My father took pride in saying
that he ran our house like a tight ship.
The ship got a lot looser when
my meemaw came over to babysit.
Hang on there a minute, moon pie.
I want to teach you somethin'.
Look at your cards,
and then look in the mirror.
And what does that tell me about your cards?
That I like them?
Tell me what you see.
It's a good thing I love you.
I'm gonna look at my cards again.
You don't have good cards.
I'm gonna see your nickel...
- and raise you a quarter. - Quarter?
No. I have good cards; you have bad cards.
不要 我有好牌 你只有烂牌
Three queens. You lose!
But you weren't happy.
- I made you think I was unhappy. - But that's lying.
You lied to your moon pie.
I bluffed my moon pie.
- Do people know about this? - Sheldon,
what's on a person's face
is not always what's in their heart.
Well, this changes everything.
How do you know who to trust?
That's what makes life interesting.
Meemaw liked to teach me things
that kept me awake at night.
What's he doing up?
I sent Georgie on a beer run,
and tipped him with firecrackers.
Was I supposed to stiff him?
I ate so much candy!
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
Sometimes people say to me, "Pastor Jeff,
how do you know there's a God?"
And I say, "It's simple math.
God either exists or he doesn't."
So let's be cynical.
Worst-case scenario, there's a 50-50 chance.
And I like those odds.
Shelly, put your hand down.
Sorry. Please continue.
I-It's Sheldon, right?
- Yes, sir. - Well, Sheldon,
-是的 先生 -谢尔顿
why don't you come on up here and tell me how I'm wrong.
Let's give him a hand, everybody.
Mm. What's happening?
Shelly's gonna eat him alive.
You've confused possibilities with probabilities.
According to your analogy, when I go home
I might find a million dollars on my bed or I might not.
In what universe is that 50-50?
So what do you think
the odds are that God exists?
I think they're zero.
I believe in science.
So you don't think science and religion can go hand in hand?
Science is facts, religion is faith.
Here's a cool fact for ya.
A lot of famous scientists believed in God.
Even Charles Darwin.
So Darwin's right about God and wrong about evolution?
Now you're gettin' it.
Let's give it up for Sheldon, everybody.
What a good sport. Oh.
But I wasn't a good sport.
At that moment, I vowed to come back
the following Sunday and destroy Pastor Jeff.
Uh, hello, Mr. Cooper.
Hello, Billy. No, she's at church.
你好啊 比利 她上教堂了
I brought her eggs from my chickens.
You can boil them or scramble them.
I don't like poached.
Thank you for your time.
You want me to cook those eggs for you, baby?
No. They're a gift.
He even wrote me a note.
"Eggs from your secret admirer. Billy."
Mary, can you come in here?
I really need you to come in here.
mathematician and physicist, Blaise Pascal,
argued a rational person should believe God exists
because you have everything to gain if you're right,
and nothing to lose if you're wrong."
Meemaw is coming over to watch you-- I gotta go.
- Where? - Daddy's not feeling good.
We're gonna go see a doctor.
- Is he okay? - He's gonna be fine.
You just sit right there.
Meemaw's on her way over to cook you dinner.
Can we come with you?
No. Just stay right there, don't move.
不行 乖乖坐着 不许离开
How long are we supposed to sit here?
She said don't move.
She was very clear.
Hope I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Everything's under control!
We haven't had dinner yet.
I don't feel like cookin'.
I think my husband's having a heart attack!
I need an RRT and a crash cart.
Sir, are you having chest pains right now?
Yeah, a little bit.
Any numbness or pain in your arms?
Shortness of breath?
He's a fat, middle-aged man with chest pains.
Sorry about the fat, honey.
You said you liked me this way.
Is Daddy gonna be okay?
Oh, yeah. Your Pop-Pop used to have
little chest pains all the time.
Didn't he die of a heart attack?
Well, for insurance purposes, yes.
Hey. What's goin' on?
Dad's in the hospital.
What? Why's Dad in the hospital?
- He's gonna be fine. - He had chest pains.
He's gonna be fine.
What are we doin'? Why aren't we going to the hospital?
Nobody's goin' nowhere.
We're just gonna stay calm,
have a nice dinner, and wait for your mama to call
and tell us what's what.
What did you mean by "Insurance purposes"?
What kind of Texan drinks pink wine?
Hi, Mom. Kids okay?
Yeah, they're fine. How's George?
I don't know. They're running tests.
Well, don't you worry about us.
Everything's under control here.
I'll call you when I know more.
Well, George is gonna pull through this, honey.
Thanks for bein' there.
I'll call you later.
The doctors are doin' some tests, but, dollars to donuts,
your daddy's just got a bad case of gas.
Y'all two go get ready for bed.
I don't want to stay around here.
I want to go to the hospital and see Dad.
Well, I want to go to Las Vegas and see Willie Nelson,
but that ain't gonna happen either.
You know what's stupid?
I got to drink pink wine!
Is Dad really okay?
I hope you're not bluffing.
Every time the phone rings, I get scared.
I'm goin' to see Dad. You guys want to come?
How? Meemaw said we have to stay here.
You want to go or not?
What are you doing?
I'm driving to the hospital.
You can come with me or stay here-- up to you.
You don't know how to drive.
I drove a tractor at 4-H camp.
It's the same thing.
But you sat on the farmer's lap.
What are you doin'?
I'm coming with you.
Why are you wearin' my helmet?
I don't expect this to end well.
Turn it off. I've got to concentrate.
seat belts, everybody.
Please drive slowly.
Relax. I know what I'm doin'.
I've often been asked
why I never learned to drive a car.
I'm goin' eight miles an hour.
A cow just passed us.
- Do you know how to get to the hospital? - Yeah.
It's right across the street from the Dairy Queen.
Which Dairy Queen?
What are you talkin' about?
You're gonna hit it!
Which is the one Mom takes us to?
You're gonna hit it!
Ooh, you're in trouble now!
What took you so long to answer?
Powdering my nose. What's it to ya?
Sorry I asked. Just wanted to give you an update.
Y... What's goin' on?
They want to run some more tests.
They're gonna hold him overnight.
Oh, Oh, well, that's, that's nothin' to worry about.
That's just precautionary.
Oh. They were a little worried,
but I handled it.
Thanks again for helpin'.
these are my grandchildren.
Okay. I better go.
Okay. We'll talk later.
外婆 我们去医院看爸爸了乔治开走了你的车谨上 谢尔顿
I hate those kids.
Just admit it, we're lost.
Well, I sure don't see a hospital anywhere.
Why don't we ask somebody for directions?
Because we're children in a car, genius.
Are you aiming for them?
Everybody just shut up. I got this.
Oh, no. We're going to jail.
Georgie's going to jail.
I'm saying I was kidnapped.
That's a good plan.
You and I were kidnapped.
If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail.
Oh, you better pull over.
- Well, don't just sit there-- follow it. - Why?
-别傻坐着 快跟上那辆车 -为什么
It's an ambulance-- it's going to the hospital.
How about I put the radio on real low?
- Mom! - Where are they?
- ...how is George? - Mom!
Ah. There they are!
Ha! I lost the little rascals in the... hall.
- Me, too. - Me, too.
The doctors are with him now.
I'll take you in a bit.
Why are they here?
I think it's obvious.
They love their daddy.
No, I get that. Why aren't they home in bed?
Well, nobody could sleep.
I thought it was the right thing.
You all need anything? You hungry?
- No. - No, thank you.
-不饿 -不用了 谢谢
Okay, everybody sit tight.
I'm gonna go check on your dad.
Give me my damn keys.
How did I beat you here?
We kept hitting garbage cans.
I need to wash my hands.
- There are germs here that can kill you. - Hold up.
Now, y'all like it when your meemaw babysits.
Poker, candy, firecrackers.
可以玩扑克 吃糖 放鞭炮
Well, if your mother ever finds out
what you did tonight,
that is never gonna happen again.
I can't lie to my mother.
Sure you can. Believe in yourself!
Despite what it looks like,
I didn't pray to God that night.
I prayed to Blaise Pascal.
if he was right about the existence of God,
then he could pass along my request
for my dad to get better.
in this moment, I needed him to be right.
What's taking so long?
Keep your voice down, car thief.
I didn't steal your car, I just borrowed it.
You're gonna need to make bail someday.
Do not come to me.
Good news! Your daddy's gonna be fine.
Should be home in a day or two.
And was it a heart attack?
Minor. No permanent damage.
Oh! That's wonderful!
Our prayers have been answered.
Come on, everybody,
let's say hello to your old dad.
For a brief moment,
I was filled with the healing power of faith.
Then the next day, we all got violently ill
from Billy Sparks' eggs, and I was over it.
I thought I'd talk this morning about how it all began.
Now, everybody knows how, on the first day of creation,
God said, "Let there be light."
And there was light.
And when God saw that light, he knew it was good.
You said he didn't create the sun until day four.
So how could there be light the first three days?
So God's a photon?
God's what made photons possible.
And what day did he do that?
I would think day one.
If I grab my chest and keel over, maybe we can get out of here.
That's a terrible thing to say.
...because the first day had just begun.
So, before the Big Bang?
There was no Big Bang.
There was only the Word.
Was the word "kaboom"?
- Is it over? - Y-Yes.