Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
# 哒 哒 哒吧哒 哒 哒 吧哒吧哒吧 #
da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, let's go
# 哒 哒 哒吧哒 哒 哒 我们走 #
a wink and a smile and a great, old time
# 一个眼神 一个微笑 一声赞许 如往常一样 #
yeah, we'll be there
# 我们同在 #
wherever we are, there's fun to be found
# 无论身处何处 快乐永远同在 #
we'll be there when you turn that corner
# 转过街角 我们同在 #
when you jump out the bush
# 带着大大的熊笑 跳出树丛 #
With a big bear smile
# 我们同在 #
Tonight on "Creatures of mystery,"
we investigate a mysterious hairy beast
that roams the woods of California.
From eyewitness reports, we are able to learn its secrets.
I seen him. He was about, mm, 20 feet tall.
我看见他了 他大概有 嗯 二十英尺(6.096米)那么高
He ate my baby... Burritos!
He has beautiful hair.
Here is an artist's rendering of the beast.
What is this creature? What does it do all day?
Who does it communicate with?
Only one thing is certain... wherever it is out there,
it is most likely isolated and completely alone.
And completely alone.
Here now is the clearest photo
anyone has been able to capture.
Oh, hey, guys! What's up?
嘿 伙计们 你们好吗
Oh, hey, Charlie. How'd you get in here, buddy?
嘿 查理 你怎么进来的 老兄
Oh, I saw that the doors were locked,
but no worries... I found an open window.
Ice bear is calling the cops.
- Ugh. Way ahead of you. - Come on, man, be nice.
- 已经在打了 - 算了 客气点吧
I wanted to stop by and give you guys some gifts!
But first, you've gotta close them eyes.
Come on, now, no peepin'!
快点 现在就闭眼 不能偷看
Oh, man, you guys are gonna love these.
哦 天哪 你们肯定会喜欢的
Ha ha, all right! Open 'em!
哈哈 好啦 睁眼
Oh, how lovely, Charlie.
哦 真可爱 查理
Why am I a pickle?
Because I relish our friendship.
So, what are you guys up to today?
Uh, well, uh... We have to go...
Oh! A craft fair downtown in 30 minutes.
- Ooh, craft fair? I want to go! - Yes, let's go there.
- 手工艺品展 我要去 - 我们走吧
Okay, well, we have to get going I guess!
Wait, wait, wait! Don't go!
Uh, I mean, you can't go, 'cause I, uh...
我是说 你们不能走 因为我...
A party! Yeah, a party!
一个派对 对 一个派对
Oh, it's gonna be huge!
And you guys are the guests of honor!
Ugh! There goes my day.
We're gonna need this!
Come along, bears! We're real close now!
这边走 熊熊们 我们已经快到了
Ooh, can't wait till I see our party spot.
Huh? Oh, man, I forgot my phone!
哦 天 我手机没带
Oh, no, my phone! I think I'll go back and get it!
哦 不 我的手机 我要回去拿手机
Don't be silly. Come on, now.
Ice bear respects your attempt.
Come on, guys. It's not gonna be so...
来吧 兄弟们 不会太...
yep, good enough. We're here!
好了 这就行了 我们到了
Welcome to party central! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Right. This way, Gentlemen
没错 这边 先生们
Now, you can all have a seat.
Hey man! Glad you could make it! How are ya?
嘿 兄弟 很高兴你能来 你好吗
Aha birds here, it's a ranger.
啊 小鸟来了 我们的丛林护卫队
O-ho! There he is! There's the guy!
Buck, bears! Bears, buck!
- Hey, man! - Hello.
- 嘿 老兄 - 你好
Hey, grizz, this is weird, right?
棕熊 这有点怪 对吧
I mean, we don't know anyone at this party!
And I'm starting to think Charlie doesn't know anybody, either.
Ha ha! Hey, buck, where are we going?
哈哈 雄鹿 你这是要去哪里
Ice bear suggests we bail.
Ugh, I don't know if we should.
Oho man, this was one time that bears and I
were just chill like friends... Huh?
Oh, it's coming over!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, fellas.
哇 放轻松 小伙伴们
I'll... I'll handle this.
Uh, hey, man. Hey, uh, excuse me.
嘿 老兄 不好意思
Yeah, if you could, uh, do your snake things elsewhere,
That'll be super great.
oh, you live around here? Oh, you just moved?
噢 你住在附近啊 你是刚搬来的
Oh, yeah, it's a nice place.
Maybe we can leave now?
Good stuff to do. I think the party's going well!
Everyone's having a great time!
Where you guys going?
You guys can't leave yet.
The party's only getting started!
We have all these snackies to eat, see?
Don't worry, gentlemen,
I'll just run and get some more real quick!
You just stay right here. Enjoy yourselves!
Don't go away, now!
Oh, hey, man. You, uh, you want to come, too?
嘿 老兄 你也想来么
Okay. But no distractions!
We're getting food and then straight back to the party.
I can't keep my buddies waiting. Hang tight, guys!
我不能让兄弟们等太久 坚持住 兄弟们
Keep the party popping while I'm gone.
We find the best food for this party, got it?
The bears are my best friends,
and as such, they deserve the best.
This here is one of my regular...
ugh, what is it with people and cameras?
It's like they have to
compulsively record everything they see and eat.
Hey, man, what are you doing?!
Great job, my scaly little friend.
All right, let's see what we got.
Oh, yep, as I feared... generic label.
哦 像我担心的 普通标
How good enough for my buddies
And panda's allergic to peanuts, so nope.
And, man, these aren't fair trade bananas.
No good. Come on, lets keep moving.
没好东西 走吧 咱们去别去看看
Grizz, these guests are creeping me out.
Ah, butter 'em up a little bit, you know?
Here, I'll show you. Hello, woodland friend!
来 我教你 你好啊 森林里的朋友
Boy, do I like your fur coat!
When did Charlie say he'd be back again?
Here's another one of my regular hangouts.
Even got myself a spare key!
There will most definitely be food here the bears will like!
I mean they live here, you know.
You take the lower cupboards and the floor, I'll check over here.
Hmm! No, no. No, sir.
额 不行 这也不行
No way, no good! Nope, no siree.
不会吧 一个能吃的都没有 没有
Hmm. Any of this look good enough for the bears?
Ah, yeah, you're right.
啊 好吧 你说得对
Man, not a single edible thing in this place.
Think, Charlie. Come on, think.
想想 查理 好好想想
That's it! Ha ha! Pizza!
就这个 哈哈 披萨
Great idea, man! Now to find a phone.
Hello, papa pa-pizzeria?
Hello, pizza! I'd like to order you!
你好 披萨 我想点你的说
What if everything we are
is just a figment of someone else's imagination?
I mean, if what I see isn't real, am I even real?
就是 如果我看到的都不是真的 那我是真的么
This is pointless. Thank you for your time.
- Hey, how are you guys doing? - Not good.
- 嘿 你们怎么样 - 不太好
We're having a dance competition with a worm.
You got this, bro!
We're back with "Creatures of mystery."
Fresh traces of the beast have been found in the local forest.
Thousands of dollars will be offered as a reward
for a clear photo of the creature...
Oh, man, snake, you are a riot!
哦 天呐 你太厉害了
One more knock-knock. Come on, just one more!
再来一次 敲敲门 来嘛 再演一次
That is a good one, buddy.
Brr! Oh, it's getting a little chilly.
You cold? Here, wait right here.
All right, here you are!
You're going to be so handsome.
Hey, man, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
嘿 老兄 我不想让你误会哈
but I didn't really know what to make of you at first.
But I'm really glad you decided to tag along.
Oh, that must be the pizza!
Hey, uh, snake, I kind of like to keep a low profile.
嘿 蛇君 我貌似得保持低调
Uh, I got pizzas here for a Mr. Snakeson.
Is, uh, is that you?
Oh, yes, of course! Hiss hiss.
哦 当然了 嘶嘶
Yes, it was me. Do you like my scarf?
A good friend gave it to me. I'll take the pizza now.
- Hiss hiss. - Uh, that'll be $20.
- 嘶嘶 - 总共二十块
Of course! You wait right there.
I'm going to go get my snake wallet.
Now there's bound to be 20ish bucks here somewhere!
Hey, thanks for helping me out back there, by the way.
You did a really good job! I've actually never been able
to get a pizza delivered like that before.
All right, you just take a rest here.
Oh, you like my statues?
Yeah, I'll make one of you next time we hang out.
好吧 下次一起出去玩 我也给你做个
Man, those took ages to make.
Aha! Perfect change!
Ah, no! What are you doing?! Stop! Spit those out!
不 你干什么呢 住手 给我吐出来
Ah, man I told you how hard I worked on these.
啊 天呐 都跟你说了这个超级难做的
The bears are really love them.
Why would you do that?
W-where you going now?
What, that's it? No apology?
You really hurt my feeling, man. Huh?
Man, I thought you liked your scarf!
You're just going to leave it here?
Man, you're a horrible friend!
Hello? Did you find your snake wallet?
Can't trust new friends these days.
Whoa, did you see that?!
Come on! I bet we can get this on the news!
There he is! Get him!
Man, his feet really are big!
Now smile and say cheese... huh!
Larry! Help me Larry.
You came back for me.
I'm so sorry we fought, buddy. Can we be friends again?
刚才吵架真对不起 兄弟 我们能再做朋友么
I'll take that as a yes.
Oh! The party! We gotta get this pizza to the bears stat!
哦 还有派对呢 我们得把披萨给熊熊们拿去
The grub has arrived! Got the pizzas right here!
Where'd everybody go?
"Got late. Went home. Had fun. Thanks."
"天黑了 回家了 玩得很好 谢谢"
Oh. They had a good time. Ha!
哦 他们玩得挺开心的 哈
And I couldn't have done it without you.
This was such a fun day. Maybe we can...
oh, is that your family? Oh, they're beautiful.
哦 那是你家人嘛 他们真漂亮
I guess you gotta go, then.
We can hang out again some other time.
Go be with your family.
Hey, you're back? What's that you're doing there?
嘿 你回来了 你那是干什么
Hey, do you want a slice of pizza for the road?
Thank you, friend!
Skulking through the wilderness like a phantom,
creeping stealthily through the underbrush.
It's possible that the true nature of this hairy creature
will never be known.
But perhaps, just perhaps, there is something beautiful,
不过 有可能 他的孤独中
something majestic in his solitude.
- Done! - Done!
- 搞定 - 搞定