我爱上的人是奇葩第三季双语台词对白剧本

The five most truly free moments of a human's life

人一生中最自由的五个时刻

in ascending order-- leaving his parents' home,

按从小到大顺序排列分别是搬离父母家时

dumping a girl hard,

狠狠地甩掉妹子时

deciding to eat a whole pizza,

决定吃下一整块披萨时

hammocks...

躺在吊床上时

and finishing a writing project.

以及结束一个写作项目时

Jimmy, did you finish your book proposal?

吉米你写完新书提案了吗

Your sarcasm is but an impotent fusillade of arrows

你的讽刺不过是一阵软弱无力的箭群

plinking off the Sherman tank that is my relief.

胡乱刺射着我固若金汤的轻松感

Nay, it is a Verdi aria

不仅如此你的讽刺

to my brand-new cochlear implants,

对我崭新的人工耳蜗而言犹如天籁之音

for it means 'tis true I indeed finished my book proposal.

因为我的确写完了新书提案

Also I am exceedingly drunk and cannot trust my grip on the truth.

而且我醉得太厉害无法相信我对真理的掌握

"Grip."

"掌握"啊

Uh, sorry.

不好意思

I just need to grab my, um...

我要拿一下我的...

Oh, what are those? Gimme.

那是什么给我

Uh, they're boring.

都是无聊的东西

I finally saw that psychiatrist.

我终于去看了精神科医生

He put me on these.

他让我吃这个药

He's making me see this stupid therapist for the talky-talky.

他让我去看一个破心理医生搞什么谈话

I always wondered, what exactly is the difference

我一直想知道精神科医生和心理医生

between a psychiatrist and a therapist?

之间的区别到底是什么

A psychiatrist is like,

精神科医生的风格是

"Here, take this pills, ho."

"来来该吃药了"

A therapist is all, "Oh, tell me your shit.

心理医就是"跟我说说你的破事吧

I couldn't make it as an actor."

我没能成为演员"

I'm bored.

我好无聊

Let's go to the bar.

我们去酒吧

I have to go to that stupid therapist.

我得去看那个破心理医生

Don't worry, it won't take long.

别担心要不了多长时间

I'll go in there, she'll wave her magic wand,

我进去她挥一挥魔杖

and boom, Gretchen's 100.

然后突然一下格雷琴全好了

Oh, you're moving out.

你要搬出去啦

Thank God.

谢天谢地

Make sure you leave your mattress on the curb before you go.

走之前把你的床垫放在路边上

And spray paint "Unclean" On it, in Spanish.

在上面用西语漆喷上"不洁物"

No, Dorothy found a place.

不是是多洛希找到地方了

Thanks for letting me crash.

谢谢你们收留我

I will leave a check for all the stuff I broke.

我会把所有我打破的东西开个支票

Kidding.

开玩笑的

Edgar, why in God's name haven't you been opening the mail?

埃德加你他妈为什么不拆邮件

You made mail Gretchen's,

你说拆邮件归格雷琴负责

as you said, "One little chore."

你还说这是个"小任务"

Well, I already have one little chore.

我已经有个小任务了

Aw, Jimmy's dick-- ya burnt.

就是给吉米撸管你们傻了吧

No, he's right.

不他说得对

"Gretchen opens the mail" is on the chore list.

"格雷琴拆邮件"在任务表上

任务表吉米·希瓦-奥弗利

Right under "Jimmy takes out trash, his own butt."

就在"吉米扔垃圾比如他自己这个垃圾"下面

Fine. I'll get to it.

好啦我会干的

Never.

才怪

Damn. Big day for burns.

靠今天真适合用文字坑人

- I just wanted to say thank you for valuing my opinion. - ‭I don't.

-我只想说谢谢你看重我的意见 -我可没有

Never have.

从来没有过

Worse than a dog's opinion.

比狗的意见还烂

What are you talking about?

你在说些什么呢

Your book proposal.

你的新书提案

First of all,

首先

it's a really great start.

这是个很好的开始

I love the world.

我喜欢那个世界

But I thought I'd do the 10,000-feet notes first,

但我又想我先做上一堆批注

and then we'd go page by page, hmm?

然后我们再一页页来看好吧

How about you literally throw them in the trash?

你还是直接扔进垃圾桶吧

The proposal went out already.

提案已经发出去了

Well, then, why did you have me read it?

那你为什么让我读

Because I wanted you to go,

因为我想让你对我狂赞一番

"Wow, you're so smart, Jimmy.

"哇你真聪明吉米

I could never do that; I'm a stupid baby."

我永远做不到我是个笨小孩"

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翻译大叔酱 TVyoung@TVyoung

翻译洗七里泽生

时间轴阿包加森后期加森

校对 Ethan-泽生总监 Ethan-泽生

我爱上的人是奇葩第三季第二集

I understand your frustrations,

我理解你的沮丧感

but sometimes hearing others' opinions can,

但有时听取他人的意见

at worst, make us feel more confident in our decisions.

至少能让我们对自己的决定有更多的信心

For a therapist, you are a wretched listener.

作为一个心理医生你真是太不擅长倾听了

I didn't ask him for notes,

我没找他要过批注

because one, my proposal went out already,

因为首先我的提案已经发出去了

though I've heard nothing,

虽然我没收到任何回音

which is potentially worrisome.

那可能有点令人担心

And two, I don't even know for sure that he can read,

其次我都不知道他识字

let alone comprehend the sui generis,

更不用说理解这部风格独特

unabashedly erotic, multigenerational, literary family epic.

情色露骨多代同堂的家族文学史诗巨作

Gretchen, you said you wanted Jimmy here

格雷琴你说你想要吉米在这儿

because he can help tell the story of your depression.

是因为他能帮着讲述你的抑郁经历

Sorry, what?

不好意思什么

Can you tell me why you're here?

你能告诉我你为什么来这里吗

No. Can you?

不能你呢

I thought the happy pills were supposed to fix me.

我以为吃这些抗抑郁药就能治好我了

He had notes.

他做了批注

What notes?

什么批注

The proposal is perfect.

提案很完美

Talk therapy along with medication

谈话疗程加上药物治疗

is the most effective long-term approach to managing depression.

是对付抑郁症最有效的长期方法

You mean, beating depression.

你是说打垮抑郁症

- Winning depression. - Oh, I like that.

-打赢抑郁症 -我喜欢这个

- That's not a thing. - ‭Winning it.

-没这种说法 -打赢

Let's start here.

不如这样开始吧

Name one small thing you've been avoiding.

说出一件你一直在逃避的小事

I already did one small thing this morning.

我今天早上就做了一件小事

Aw, rough day for Jimmy's dick.

吉米的鸡巴今天有得受了

So, we done?

结束了吗

We can be done,

我们可以结束

or you can do the next thing.

或者你也可以做下一件事

Self-improvement is a lifelong process.

自我提升是终生的过程

How is this a real profession?

这怎么会成为一种职业

- This feels like a scam. - ‭It's not a scam.

-我觉得这是个骗局 -这不是骗局

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

我不过是实话实话

I still don't understand

我还是不懂

why my issues are unimportant to you people.

为什么你们觉得我的问题不重要

I want you to make a to-do list,

我希望你列一个任务表

but with just one thing on it at a time.

但每次只写一件事

I don't have anything I need to do.

我没什么需要做的事

You want to fight?

你想打架啊

Oh, are you trying to fight me?

你想跟我打架吗

'Cause we can go.

因为我们可以走人

Can't you just assign me the one thing?

你就不能给我布置个任务吗

Oh, I will.

我可以

Launder your clothes.

洗熨衣服

Don't wear your shoes to bed.

别穿着鞋上床

Stop giving Killian food.

别再给卡利安食物

Titty massages for Jimmy.

给吉米做奶子按摩

That's when the girl runs her dangling titties

就是她用摇晃的大奶子

up and down your body.

上下摩擦你的身体

It's quite nice.

感觉很好

Wash your legs.

洗你的腿

- What? - I don't wash my legs.

-什么 -我不洗我的腿

Okay. Fine.

好吧行

Mail.

邮件

There is a stack of mail that I have been avoiding.

我一直在逃避一堆邮件

- Why? - They always want money,

-什么 -它们基本是来催款的

or you have jury duty,

或是让你去义务陪审

or your grandma sent you a check for your birthday,

或是你奶奶给你寄了张生日支票

and then you feel guilty that you never call her,

然后你感到内疚因为从没打电话问候她

and then you can't get out of bed for a month.

然后你一个月都不想下床

Anyway... mail.

总之邮件

Does that count for your stupid-ass...?

这算你说的傻逼事...

Sorry.

抱歉

It's all right, I'm a professional.

没关系我是专业人士

You can say anything you want in here.

你在这里随便说什么都行

Anything?

什么都行吗

Really?

真的吗

Does opening the mail count for your one little asshole thing,

拆邮件算不算你说的屁眼子事

you goddamn cock?

你个该死的傻缺

You suck-balls dumb dick?

你个舔蛋的傻逼

- Sure. - ‭Fine,

-算的 -好的

jizz-magnet.

吸精小姐

I will open one piece of mail.

我会打开一封邮件

Say "Whore."

说"妓女"

- Whore. ‭- Whore.

-妓女 -妓女

I'm regretting giving you license to say anything.

我后悔允许你口无遮拦了

Plus I do kind of want to fight you right now.

而且我现在有点想和你打一架了

Too late. No take-backsies.

太迟了没有后悔药可吃

Titty-sucking bitch.

吸奶的婊子

Lindsay, it hurts.

琳赛好疼啊

I know.

我知道

It'll be over soon.

很快就结束了

It's not often I get to fill your holes, huh?

我进你的"洞"可不是常有的事对吧

Oh, I'm falling so far behind on my big year.

我在这关键的一年要落后太多了

Rhett Gherkins has spotted a paint-billed crake, Lindsay.

瑞特·格金斯发现了一只斑嘴田鸡

A paint-billed crake!

斑嘴田鸡啊

‭I know, but his wife has no tits and looks like a Gila monster.

我知道但他老婆没奶子而且长得像大毒蜥

No, don't make me laugh.

不不要逗我笑

I'm sorry.

对不起

I'm so annoying.

我太闹人了

You're fine, bear.

你挺好的小熊

I'm a terrible patient.

我是个糟糕的病号

When I had the mumps,

小时候得腮腺炎时

mother threatened to send me to foster care.

我妈吓唬我说要把我送人

Pill time, hmm?

该吃药了哈

And wash it down with this.

用这个吞服下去

This is so much medicine.

这药量真不少

Well, maybe you shouldn't have backed into my knife.

也许你不该后退到我的刀上

It's just like me to go backing into things.

我真是容易后退撞到东西

I crawled in reverse until I was two.

两岁前我只会倒着爬

I'm so stupid.

我太蠢了

I'd better go refill these again.

我最好再去续些药

Credit card, please?

信用卡给我

I don't remember taking all that.

我不记得已经吃了那么多药了啊

You keep taking extra and you don't remember it.

你总是多吃自己却记不得

‭Bye, now.

再见了

Please hurry back.

请快点回来

- This is on Paul, right? - Yes.

-这顿是保罗请客吧 -没错

What a poor, little patient he is.

他这个生病的小可怜虫啊

I was so caught up preparing the mise en place, i didn't see him.

我当时太专注于准备食材没有看到他

He ran right into my knife.

他直接撞我刀上了

I didn't even push that deep.

我都没想插那么深

Lindsay.

琳赛

How are your pancakes?

你的煎饼好吃吗

Are you saying that you, on purpose,

你的意思是你故意

- like murderer-style, stabbed Paul? - ‭No.

-像谋杀一样捅了保罗吗 -不是

What? No.

什么不是的

I loved him.

我爱过他

Love?

是"爱"吧

Right.

没错

He's my current husband.

他是我的现任丈夫

I love him now. I do.

我现在爱他千真万确

Now I'm wishing I got the pancakes.

现在我后悔没点你那个煎饼

I can't believe that bitch gave me homework.

真不敢相信那婊子还给我留作业

No, you fix me, dummy.

就你还想治好我蠢货

You know what?

知道吗

I'm a goddamn A.F. Adult.

我他妈是个成年人

I quit.

我退出

She can suck it.

去她妈的吧

Fine.

好吧

Since you won't let it go,

既然你抓住不放

tell me one of your stupid notes.

就说一条你傻逼兮兮的批注吧

Okay.

好的

Ah, macro.

宏观来说

Uh, was the sex supposed to be erotic or disturbing?

性爱应该是充满激情还是令人厌恶

Both. Dumb note. Next.

都有愚蠢的批注下一条

I wasn't sure the "Randy, Bohemian aunt"

我觉得"波希米亚大姑兰蒂"

made sense as a character.

是个不合理的角色

You don't make sense as a character.

你也是个不合理的角色啊

Very one-note. Next.

太主观的批注下一条

Why do Kitty and Simon install a two-way mirror?

为什么凯蒂和萨蒙装了一面双向透光镜子

Right, give me those.

好了给我看下

Okay.

好吧

Actually, I have to move Dorothy into her new apartment today

实际上我今天要帮多洛希搬新家

and... I could use some help.

我需要些帮助

I'll come.

我会去的

Oh, thanks, Jimmy.

谢谢吉米

I've been a little rocky lately

我最近一直不太顺

and I could really use the support.

我真的很需要这份帮助

Oh, I'm not helping.

我不是去帮忙

I'm coming so that I can eviscerate your notes,

我去是要推翻你的批注

one by one, to show you how dumb you are.

一条一条地体现出你有多蠢

Oh, and if you must know,

如果你非要知道的话

they install the mirror because they're siblings.

他们装那种镜子因为他们是兄妹

So, obviously, they can't partake in each other's tight, little bodies,

所以显然他们不能享受对方美好的肉体

but this way, at least,

但用这种方法至少

they can observe each other's erotic dalliances.

他们可以在镜中欣赏对方的淫荡调情

I just want you to know I am not coming back! First of all...

我想让你知道我不会再来了首先

I am with a patient.

我有病人在呢

Wait, what?

慢着什么

No, I'm angry!

不行我正生气呢

Get out.

滚出去

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

So, last night,

所以昨晚

guess your body adjusted to the new pills, after all.

我猜你的身体终于适应了新药

Yeah, guess so.

是啊我想是的

Good, because that whole thing that I said

很好因为我说了可以进行

about non-penetrative sex,

不包括插入的性爱

check, please.

能插当然更好

So, the apartment could be cute, right?

这座公寓会不错的吧

If I pick up some extra Chore Monkey shifts to buy a couch,

如果我打零工挣钱买张沙发

and figure out how to hide those weird pipes.

想办法遮住那些难看的管子

The baby handprints on the ceiling are a little disconcerting,

天花板上那些小手印有些慎人

but you can't see them at night.

但晚上是看不见的

Edgar?

埃德加

Have you noticed how many more tent cities there are lately?

你注意到最近出现了多少帐篷城市吗

Do you know any of them?

你认识他们当中的谁吗

Any ex-hobo girlfriends that I need to beat up?

有没有我需要暴揍一顿的流浪前女友

Sorry, bad time for comedy?

抱歉不该玩喜剧梗吗

No, it's-it's fine.

没有没事的

No, I'm sorry.

该道歉的是我

This is your big day.

今天是你的乔迁之日

Yeah!

没错

I am moving into a beautiful studio in WeHoCa.

我要搬到"西流汗区"漂亮的工作室了

That's L.A.'s newest, hip neighborhood:

那是洛杉矶最新潮的街区

West of Homeless Encampment.

流浪汉营地西区

I think it could be so cute.

我认为这会很美好的

Right? I think so.

是吧我也这么认为

- Thanks. - ‭I mean...

-谢谢 -我想说

it's obviously an idiotic note,

很显然这是非常白痴的批注

but, gun to my head, I could show the origin

但非逼我的话我的确可以描写一下

of Malcolm and Sally's erotic coupling.

马尔科姆和莎莉最初是怎么苟合的

Well, if I did that,

如果我那么写了

then I'd be introducing a soupçon of narrative anschauung,

我就引入了一丝直观叙事的笔法

which would allow me to get inside Clementine's head

那我就能借机对克莱蒙蒂同意

when she allows the punk rock bassist

让她刚认识的朋克贝斯手

she's just met urinate on her britches.

尿在她裤子上的时候进行心理活动描写

This is so stupid.

真是太蠢了

加丝蒂娜·乔丹持证婚姻家庭心理咨询师进行中

Okay.

好吧

How can I help you, Gretchen?

有什么需要帮助的格雷琴

Nice magazines.

杂志不错

So boring, I almost died rather than read them.

无聊到我宁愿一死也不愿意翻阅

You obviously want very badly for me to understand something.

你显然迫切地希望我能理解某些事

You told me there were things I could do,

你跟我说我本可以做些什么

insinuating that I could have fixed myself any time I wanted,

暗示了只要我愿意我随时可以治好我自己

and that is negating my story.

那等于否定我的个人经历

It is tired.

那是老生常谈

It is patriarchal and it is rape culture-y.

居高临下强奸式说教

You are basically a rape apologist.

你基本上就是个强奸教的护教士

I don't believe you don't believe therapy can help.

我不信你不信心理咨询可以帮助你

Why don't you don't tell me more about how I don't feel?

不如你别再告诉我我感觉不到的事了好吗

- You really want to quit? - Yes.

-你真的想停止心理咨询吗 -是的

Okay, then.

那好吧

It was nice to have met you.

很高兴能认识你

You are memorable.

你令人终生难忘

You know... I'm proud of you for standing up for what you want.

你能坚定地表明你想要什么我为你骄傲

Who are you, my mom?

你以为你是我妈吗

Joke's on you.

可笑的是你

My mom would never say that.

我妈永远不会对我说那种话

I know you're not my mommy.

我知道你不是我妈咪

Like, what if I started calling you "Mommy"?

如果我从现在开始叫你"妈咪"会怎么样

How weird would that be?

那该多奇怪啊

I'm gonna go in now.

我要进屋了

Good luck, Gretchen.

祝你好运格雷琴

Bitch.

贱人

I really like the adjustments.

我很喜欢你做的调整

Well, your asinine notes started a thought process

你愚蠢的批注让我展开了思考

of actual, usable fixes.

想到了实际可用的修改方法

I had to cut the scene

我不得不删掉

in the cockpit of the plane where Joachim Kirschner

乔希姆·科切纳去轰炸伦敦时

masturbates during his bombing run on London,

在飞机驾驶舱里自慰的场景

but the section is still highly erotic.

但那一章还是非常情色的

Did you take out the thing with Roger spanking his nephew?

你有没有删掉罗杰打他侄子屁股那一段

What, you let Dorothy read it?!

什么你居然给多洛希看了

I thought the sample chapters were great...

我觉得试读章节很棒

Thank you.

谢谢你

It's so nice to hear from fans.

能听见粉丝反馈感觉很好

just potentially very alienating to women.

只是有可能会让女性排斥

This is literature, okay?

这可是文学啊

It shall sing its own song,

它应该坚持己见

uncaring if sensibilities are too delicate.

不去顾忌一些细微的敏感性

Anyway, it feels like we keep forgetting

话说回来我觉得我们总是忘了

the proposal's in already.

提案已经交了这回事

It's done.

已经结束了

Okay.

好吧

Just so many descriptions of semen on stockings.

不过你似乎描写了太多射在长筒袜上的情节

Stockings are a sign both of

长筒袜既象征了

the deprivation of the Second World War

被二次世界大战剥夺去的东西

and how much the repressed Kitty's

又象征了凯蒂被压制的小贱腿

slutty little legs wanted semen on them!

是多么希望被人射在上面

What is alienating about that?

那怎么就显得排斥了

Are people being generous today?

今天人们慷慨解囊了吗

Man, I ain't got jack shit yet today.

我今天连屁都没讨来一个

You know, I was noticing that, um,

话说我注意到

y-your sign's a little confusing.

你的标语有点令人困惑

It looks like you need money

看起来像是你需要钱

需要钱买狗食和啤酒

for dog food for yourself.

来买狗食给自己吃的意思

No, I-I need money

不是的我需要钱

for my dog, food, and beer.

来养狗买食物和啤酒

May I?

我能改改吗

Yeah, please.

可以请便

Oh, that is clearer. Thanks, man.

果然明确多了谢了伙计

How's mine?

我的怎么样

请帮帮老兵

Between you and me,

告诉你个秘密

civvies feel super guilty around us veterans,

平民见到我们老兵总觉得非常内疚

so they've trained themselves to ignore us.

所以他们会自我麻痹来无视我们

So, um...

所以

uh, you know may-maybe write something funny instead.

或许你可以写些有趣的标语

Like what?

怎么个有趣法

Well, can I get a...

你们能不能

like, a suggestion

给我个提议

of a topic from one of you guys?

谁能给我个主题

You know, something light.

轻松些的

- Cookies. - ‭Demon rape.

-饼干 -恶魔强奸

I heard "Cookies."

我听到"饼干"了

Oh, all right.

噢我想到了

How about, uh, "Can only afford Hydrox,

这个怎么样 "只买得起水牌饼干

Hydrox和奥利奥饼干非常相似其实更早推出但竞争失败

need money for Oreos."

需要钱买奥利奥"

Because they're discount-ass Oreos.

因为那算是低价版的奥利奥

Yeah, that's funny. Wr-Write that.

真好笑写吧

All right.

好的

To think you know how other people should think and feel.

自认为知道别人该有什么想法和感受的人

That is someone with something seriously wrong with them.

才是病得不轻

That's psychopath behavior.

那就是精神病的表现

So what do we do when she finally comes out?

那等她出来后我们要怎么做

We follow her home and egg her house. Duh.

当然是跟踪她回家然后朝她家扔鸡蛋

I had a better plan,

我本有个更好的计划

but apparently pig's blood is, like, 12 bucks a quart.

但猪血竟然卖到每夸脱12美元的高价

Can I have some more of those? Those are good.

给我吃点行吗那些药效很好

Gretchen...

格雷琴

tell me what I may or may not have...

告诉我我或许做了或许没做

maybe did by sorta-or-not-mistake is okay.

或许有意或许无意做的的那件事是没关系的

I'm not gonna absolve you for stabbing Paul.

我不会赦免你捅了保罗的大罪

What?! I didn't!

什么我才没捅他

Are you crazy?

你疯了吗

Who's watching Paul, anyway?

话说现在是谁在照看保罗

He's fine. I set him up with a pile of DVDs

他没事的我给他留了一堆DVD

and yummy sandwiches.

和美味的三明治

Please.

拜托

Please go in.

拜托投进吧

Please.

拜托

Please. Please go in.

拜托投进吧

Last one.

最后一张了

Please!

拜托

Yes.

太好了

加载中

Yes!

太好了

Where's the thing?

遥控器呢

Where's the...

哪儿去了

What are you doing?

你们在做什么

Nothing. What?

什么都没做怎么了

Me and my girlfriend were just making out.

我和我女朋友在亲热而已

No. Don't-- no. Okay.

别你打住别好吧

I don't know. Nothing.

我不知道也没什么

I was just gonna follow you home or whatever.

我只是打算跟踪你回家什么的

Why?

为什么

To egg you.

朝你扔鸡蛋

Not necessarily!

并不一定

I just wanted, you know, to prove that

我只是想证明

you don't have any right to judge me. Obviously.

你并没有任何权利来评判我显然嘛

You're right. I don't. Good night.

你说得对我的确没有走好不送

Being vulnerable makes me angry!

脆弱让我非常易怒

I get that.

我理解

Being vulnerable is scary.

脆弱的确令人很恐惧

But most people don't even try.

但大多数人甚至懒得去尝试

Like my boyfriend. He never wants to talk about his stuff.

比如我男朋友他从来不想谈自己那些事

He just squashes it down and keeps it all on lock.

他只会全都压在一起再深深地锁起来

Okay. So what happens to people like your boyfriend?

好吧那么像你男友这种人最后会怎么样呢

Oh, no... I don't know.

不我也不知道

We'll see, I guess.

只能等着瞧了吧

Hopefully he stops wearing zip-up cargo shorts.

但愿他不再穿带拉链的短工装裤

But I know locked-down shit

但是我知道被深深锁住的东西

eventually becomes unlocked-down.

最终会冲破禁锢释放出来

Eventually,

最终

a person has to start taking responsibility for their own life.

一个人还是得对自己的人生负责

See? There it is.

瞧吧就是这样

You're-you're blaming me again.

你又在责备我了

Calls 'em like I sees 'em.

我不过是实话实话

What was that you were saying about taking responsibility?

你刚刚说承担起责任具体是什么情况来着

Look, I can guide,

听着我可以指引你

but a patient has to do the work themselves.

但是病人必须自己做出努力才行

Eventually we all have to take responsibility for our own life.

最终我们都得对自己的人生负责

So, I'll see you next week, maybe?

那下周见咯

And don't stalk me again.

别再跟踪我了

'Cause you guys suck at it.

因为你们的跟踪技术太烂了

I am so wet right now.

我下面都湿成一条河了

Back off, bitch.

滚远点贱人

That part you just read,

你刚刚写的那部分

it sounds too fancy. Like, just make the language more regular.

听上去太华丽了把语言改得平实通俗点吧

Tristan and Iris are from upper-crust, early 20th century London.

崔斯坦和爱丽丝来自20世纪初期的伦敦上流社会

Why can't he just say something like,

何不让他直接说

"Iris, your twat's driving me up the wall"?

"爱丽丝你的小洞快把我逼疯了"

Okay. Anything else?

够了还有别的意见吗

Shouldn't Simon and... the redhead...

萨蒙和那个红发女...

Kitty.

凯蒂

Yeah. Kitty.

没错凯蒂

Shouldn't they end up together so people are happy?

他们不是该在一起好成就大圆满的结局吗

But their's is a taboo love forbidden

但他们之间的爱是一种禁忌之恋

by our current, ironically more repressive society.

是被我们现代的压迫性更强的社会所不允许的

Okay. That's a good note.

好吧刚刚这条建议很棒

All right. Find a different ending,

好了重写结局

colloquialize the language in the first third,

将前面的语言改得更平实通俗

find motivation for the face-sitting,

为他们的坐脸体位写个理由

a few other tweaks. All right, thank you, everybody.

以及其他几点要改的好了谢谢各位

- Here we are. - Also, there's too much sex.

-给 -并且性爱描写太多了

拥抱 1美元

Edgar?

埃德加

What are you doing?

你在干什么呢

So, I was thinking,

我打算这么写

"From future. Time machine's broken.

"我来自未来时光机坏了

Need money for plutonium." Then, in parentheses,

需要钱买钚元素" 然后在括号内插一句

"FYI, the Cowboys win the Super Bowl next year."

"告知一下明年的超级碗大赛冠军是达拉斯牛仔队"

What do you think?

你觉得怎么样

What is going on with you?

你现在是怎么回事啊

I got out of it. But they're still here.

我成功摆脱了这种环境但他们还在流浪

Plus, I have useful comedic skills and a Sharpie.

并且我还有有用的喜剧技能和一支记号笔

I think that it's really nice that you want to help them,

我觉得你想帮助他们真的很善良

but how 'bout helping your girlfriend?

但是帮帮你女朋友怎么样

- Isn't that why you're here? - ‭You don't need it,

-你不就是为此而来的吗 -你不需要帮助啊

not like they do. You have a place to live.

不像他们那么需要你至少有住的地方

Maybe we could get the rest of my stuff upstairs,

或许我们可以把我剩下的东西搬上楼

and then we could use the boxes to help you make some signs.

然后用那些纸箱帮你做更多的标语

Thank you.

谢谢你

Paul? Sweetheart?

保罗亲爱的

Lindsay? Is that you?

琳赛是你吗

It is.

是我

Poor dear.

可怜的小宝贝

Paul?

保罗

I'm sorry I was gone all day.

我很抱歉我离开家一整天

I'm prepared to...

我已经准备好

take responsibility for that.

对此承担责任

Do you forgive me?

你原谅我吗

- Of course I forgive y... - Great!

-我当然原谅... -好极了

I took responsibility,

我承担起责任

and now it's in the past.

现在一切都过去了

Whoosh! Gone.

就那么风吹云散

I'll make us Red Napkin.

我去做些红餐巾

I love you.

我爱你

Of course.

当然了

We're family.

我们是一家人嘛

Should we just give up?

我们该放弃吗

Yeah, guess so.

好啊同意

I just keep thinking about my book.

我一心想着我的书

Therapist all up in my cabeza.

我的脑子里全是那个心理医生

We're better than this!

我们怎么变得这么没用

I don't know why I'm so scared of doing

我不知道我为什么那么害怕

some stupid, Dr. Phil bullshit task.

按照医生的指示做一些任务

She's the one making it seem like this Miyagi test.

她把这搞得像是重大考验一样

That's it. I'm gonna open this goddamn mail.

够了我要把这该死的邮件拆开

Then I'm gonna call my agent and tell him to pull the proposal.

那我就打电话给我的经纪人让他把提案撤销

Maybe this isn't even the book that I want to write.

或许这根本不是我想写的书

Who knows?

谁知道呢

Gas bill. Easy.

燃气费账单简单

Oh. Yeah, right, electricity. I'm not paying you.

好吧电费账单我可不会付钱的

No, I don't want your stupid magazine!

不我才不想要你们傻兮兮的杂志呢

Nope.

不要

屎吉米爸爸去世了我很遗憾

罗纳德·奥弗利去世享年62岁

No.

不

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

不不不不要啊

Gretchen!

格雷琴

My book! My book!

我的书我的书

The proposal sold!

那个提案被卖出去了

Suck it, Edgar and-and Dorothy

吃屎去吧埃德加多洛希

and that cop, old lady, and businesswoman.

那个警察老太太以及女商人

I did it.

我成功了

I did it!

我成功了

Oh, my God, that's-that's great.

天啊那太好了

Um, have you... have you talked to your family recently?

你你最近联系过你的家人吗

Hell no. I blocked all their numbers

当然没有自上次他们灾难性的到访后

after their disastrous visit. Why?

我把他们的号码全拉黑了怎么了

Nothing.

没什么

We get the offer on Monday. God, I love being a writer!

我们周一会获得签约机会天啊我好爱当作家

I mean, not that I'm surprised.

其实我一点都不惊讶

This one felt so good, you know?

这本书感觉太棒了你明白吗

I sure left it all on the page with this one.

我在这本书上倾尽了才华

And my faith in it never wavered.

我对它的信心从未动摇过

Not really.

其实也不是啦

Nope, never wavered at all.

不就是丝毫未动摇过

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