伦敦生活第一季双语台词对白剧本

伦敦生活

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I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum's.

前两天我放了个屁就跟老妈放屁时一个德行翻译叶子

I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum's.

翻译 Lynn前两天我放了个屁就跟老妈放屁时一个德行

I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum's.

翻译 Lynn前两天我放了个屁就跟老妈放屁时一个德行

I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum's.

校对 Luke 特效 CAS前两天我放了个屁就跟老妈放屁时一个德行

I did a fart the other day that was exactly like Mum's.

校对 Luke 特效 CAS前两天我放了个屁就跟老妈放屁时一个德行

A door opening, or suspicious dark?

响屁还是哑屁校对 Luke 特效 CAS

A door opening, or suspicious dark?

压制 hhjie 伊娃格林响屁还是哑屁

Door opening.

响屁压制 hhjie 伊娃格林

Means you're getting Mum's bum.

这说明你长了和老妈一样的屁股压制 hhjie 伊娃格林

Means you're getting Mum's bum.

总监 LUKE这说明你长了和老妈一样的屁股

Means you're getting Mum's bum.

总监 LUKE这说明你长了和老妈一样的屁股

God, I'd be lucky. My bottom dropped ages ago.

如果真是这样就好了要知道我的翘臀早已不在总监 LUKE

God, I'd be lucky. My bottom dropped ages ago.

如果真是这样就好了要知道我的翘臀早已不在

My farts used to be like, "Pah!"

我以前放屁可是又干脆又响亮啪

Now they're just sort of fighting their way out.

但现在却跟泄了气一样

I haven't farted in about three years.

我差不多已经三年没有放屁了

Happy birthday.

生日快乐

- She won't eat it. - Thanks.

-反正她不吃 -谢谢

So, it's a 7 pm arrival tonight for a 7.30 surprise, OK?

记得晚上七点提前到为七点三十的生日惊喜派对做准备哦

Yeah, I got your e-mail.

好我收到你的邮件了

It's really a business birthday thing.

其实与其说是生日派对不如说是商务酒会

It won't be much fun, so just don't expect a "Party" Party.

所以应该不会很嗨你最好也别把这当成狂欢派对

I won't.

好的

And maybe...

还有

just wear trousers.

你穿着裤子去就可以了

And don't drink too much.

记住千万别喝嗨了

There's this huge promotion in Finland,

我有机会得到一个去芬兰就职的机会

so this party is quite a serious...

所以这个派对会比较严肃

I mean, it's basically a business meeting.

我的意思是这基本就是工作会议

Sounds like a blast.

听着好厉害的样子

Can I bring a date?

我能带个男伴吗

- Harry? - No.

-哈里吗 -不

Who?

那是谁

Oh, I don't know yet.

噢我还不知道呢

It's really inappropriate to jog around a graveyard.

不过在墓地边上慢跑不太合适吧

Why?

为什么

Flaunting your life.

感觉是在向长眠于此的人耀武扬威

God, I can't wait to be old.

天啊我好想赶快变老啊

If it's any consolation, you look older than you are.

如果这能安慰你的话其实你看起来比你实际年龄老啦

Sorry, sorry.

不好意思我接个电话

- Hello, Claire speaking. - Mum died three years ago.

-你好我是克莱尔 -我们的妈妈在三年前去世了

She had a double mastectomy but never really recovered.

虽然她做了双乳房切除但一直没有痊愈

It was particularly hard, cos she had amazing boobs.

这对她来说尤其难熬毕竟她曾拥有一对美胸

She used to tell me I was lucky

她以前常说我很幸运

cos mine would never get in the way.

因为平胸的人很难患上这个病

My sister's got whoppers,

我姐也是巨乳娘

but she got all of Mum's good bits.

而且她继承了母亲所有的优点

What's Martin given you?

马丁送你什么礼物了

A cursory stroke would be nice.

如果他能突然中风就是最好的礼物了

What? No bang-bang?

什么不应该是做爱做的事吗

He says he's still got that thing on his...

他说他那里还长着那玩意儿呢

What?

什么

On his...

就在他的

Come on, you can do it.

加油你可以说出来的

- I don't have to say... - Yes, you do.

-我没必要一定要说出来吧 -不你必须得说出来

- No, not here. - Come on, little one. Come on, please.

-不至少不能在这说 -快说嘛快说嘛

- No. Penis. - Thank you.

-不阴茎 -谢谢

He says he still has that thing on his penis. Sorry.

他说他的阴茎上还长着那个东西呢抱歉

Christ, look at that man.

我的天看看那个男人

Tragic.

哭得真惨啊

Nah, he's a con.

并不他是个骗子

You can't call someone who is grieving a con.

你怎么能说一个悲伤的人是骗子呢

- That is shit grieving. - Look at him, he's properly grieving.

-他才不悲伤好吗 -看看他他可伤心呢

No-one grieves like that unless they are in a film or from Italy.

没人伤心的时候会这样除非他们是在表演要么他们就是从意大利来的

Who are you to pass judgment on his grief?

你凭什么对别人的悲痛评头论足呢

Trust me, he's at a different grave every day,

相信我他每天都在不同的墓碑前痛哭呢

he can't get enough of it.

就是走不出戏啊

What?

怎么了

You come here every day?

你每天都来这吗

Don't do a jumpy-outy surprise thing,

别妄想在我的生日派对上做什么惊喜的事

and don't sing Happy Birthday, I couldn't bear it.

更不要给我唱什么生日快乐歌我最受不了这个了

I'm, erm...

我呃

I'm actually looking forward to it.

其实我还挺期待你唱给我听的

Hi, Harry, it's me.

嗨哈里是我

Listen, I know we're broken up,

我知道我们已经分手了

but it's Claire's birthday tonight

但是今晚是克莱尔的生日派对

and I thought that...

所以我想

I thought that maybe

我想也许

you'd like to come to her...

你可以和我一起去

...birthday party.

她的生日派对

Anyway, give me a call, and I hope you're OK. Bye.

总之听到后给我回个电话吧祝一切安好再见

I can't go out with a dog.

我怕狗

My boyfriend before Harry used to make me send him pictures of

我的前前男友以前老喜欢叫我

my vagina wherever I was,

拍私照给他不管我在哪

ten or 11 times a day.

一天大概要发个十几张吧

One day when I was temping he asked me to...

有天我正在做兼职呢他发短信给我说

把你最满意的部位拍个照发给我

你的下面或者你的胸求你了

爽我在打飞机呢再来一张

我还要再来一张

Time to throw the net out.

是时候撒网了

I am in so much trouble.

我有大麻烦了

Jesus Christ.

我的天哪

What am I going to get Claire?

我该给克莱尔送什么好呢

I am meant to get her the perfect present.

我必须得给她送个完美的礼物才行啊

- I am not drunk. - Always drunk.

-还有我没有喝多哦 -然而并不是

I am not drunk!

都说了我没有喝多

Which is odd, cos Claire's so straight.

奇怪因为克莱尔总是很直接

Smack me in the face.

快扇我巴掌

- Really hard. - Really?

-用力点 -你确定

Yeah.

是的

Oh, good.

噢很好

Fuck.

棒

I think you gave me a semi.

我觉得我快硬了

Can I eat a water or a sandwich, or something?

我能喝点水吃点三明治什么的吗

I mean, the man's got a problem.

我想说这男人绝对有毛病

Speak to me. Speak to me.

跟我说呀跟我说话呀

But no-one wants to admit

但没人会愿意承认这点的

there's a problem because then they don't get

因为这样他们就不用

to have crazy nights out with Fun Drunk Martin.

和滑稽的醉汉马丁一起共度狂欢夜了

Chicken, are you chicken? No.

鸡肉你是鸡肉吗不

He's one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate

他就是那种轻浮不检点喜欢和所有人乱开玩笑的人

with everyone, but makes you feel bad if you take offence

如果你往心里去了难过的只有你自己

because he was "Just being fun".

因为他只是在“开玩笑”而已

Honestly, you could tell him you're going to pop to the loo

说真的如果你和他说你要去厕所

and he'll say...

他就会说

Yes, you pop to the loo, pull down your knickers,

好的你先去厕所脱好内裤

and then I will come in

我随后就“进来”

and fuck you.

好好疼爱你一番

I mean, this place is ridiculous.

我想说这地方简直难以置信

Does anyone ever come here?

有人光顾过这吗

I mean, it is creepy as fuck.

我是说这地方也太令人毛骨悚然了吧

Why don't you get her a guinea pig?

你为什么不送她只豚鼠呢

It was a surprise hit here.

这礼物在我们这还挺流行的

What, you think she'd like a pig? Can I take this one?

什么你觉得她会喜欢一头猪吗那我能带走这个吗

No, not that one.

不不要选这只

Christ, woman, there's something wrong with that one,

我的天妹子快看那只好像生病了

it's got death in its eyes.

没看见它眼里闪烁着死亡的光芒吗

Yeah, the vet says she's depressed.

嗯他们说她得抑郁症了

Aren't we all, girl?

我们不也是吗妹子

You know, guinea pigs can die of loneliness.

你知道吗豚鼠会因为孤独而死

Can they?

真的吗

- Hold her. - No.

-来抱抱她 -不

- She needs it. - No.

-她需要爱的抱抱 -不

Shh!

嘘

I have an idea.

我有个主意

He's sexually inappropriate and he eats raw sausages but no-one's

他不仅不太检点还吃生香肠

made her laugh like he does, so I guess I have to give him that.

但也只有他可以这样逗乐克莱尔这点我不得不承认

Right, just put your... What are you doing? What are you doing?

好了来穿上你干嘛干嘛呢这是

No. Stop it.

不别这样

No, no, no, there.

不不不这儿呢

There we go.

这就对了

I'm an innocent man.

我是个天真的人

I bought her a necklace with her name on it,

我给她买了条刻着她名字的项链

that she found and told me not to buy

但是她发现后叫我不要买

- OK. - I bought her a book

-好吧 -我给她买了一本

- that she already has. - Mmmh.

-她看过的书 -呃

And, she says not to buy her any clothes

她还说不要给她买任何衣服

because she probably won't wear them.

因为她基本是不会穿的

She scares me!

她吓到我了

This sandwich is so good.

这个三明治真不错

Look, this is London.

听着这里可是伦敦啊

Just fuck off and buy something weird and expensive.

赶紧给我滚去买点又奇怪又昂贵的东西就是了

No, no, it's got to be good, all right. Help me!

不不我必须得给她最完美的礼物帮帮我吧

Pay me and I'll help you.

给我钱啊给我就帮你

Fuck off.

去你的

How much?

你要多少钱

60 pounds.

六十英镑

- 70. - Done.

-七十 -成交

Yeah!

耶

I don't know who she is.

我不知道她喜欢什么样的

Is she...?

这个吗

No.

不

What about...?

那这个呢

No!

不

Just... get whoever you are.

那如果是你的话

Who are you?

你想挑哪个

I don't know.

我不知道

I want to be that person.

我应该会选这双吧

I have been that person.

我以前就是穿这种鞋的人

Ha.

哈

But most of the time I'm that person, like everyone else.

但大部分时间我都是穿这种鞋的人就跟大家一样

They're good, right? Chic.

这双挺不错的对吧也挺时髦的

Chic means boring - don't tell the French.

时髦的潜台词就是无聊别告诉那些法国人

What about these?

那这双呢

No. God.

不我的天

Stop checking, all right, nobody loves you. Help me here.

别看手机了好吗谁会找你啊先帮我挑礼物

Who is this person?

那这双怎么样

Fuck, no.

当然不行

This is perfect.

这双绝对合适

Get her something she'd never get herself.

给她买她自己平时不会买的东西

Surprise her.

这才叫惊喜

She'll think I've gone nuts.

她一定会觉得我疯了

No, she'll think you see her as this person,

不她会觉得你一直把她当做时尚狂野的人

and everyone wants to be this person.

每个人都希望别人这么看自己

I don't know, I...

我不知道我

Aren't these for children?

这些难道不是给孩子们的吗

No.

不是吧

Let's keep going. I saw some more stuff she'll hate over there.

咱们走吧我在这看到好几件她讨厌的东西

My neighbour

我的邻居

is really fit.

身材真的好棒啊

Which one?

哪个

- The fit one. - The one with the sexy big belly?

-身材很棒的那个啊 -有着性感腹肌的那个吗

No, no, he's the other neighbour. He's like, he's like, OK...

不不他是另一个邻居这个邻居他他长得等下

I'm going to hold his face in my head so you can see him.

我来模仿给你看

Ok.

好的

I'm not getting anything.

我还是想不到是哪个啊

Make your face his face.

快点好好模仿下他的表情

Yeah, OK.

好吧

Is he mixed race?

他是混血的吗

I'm getting mixed race.

我觉得他是混血儿

Yes!

好的

- That's him. - Go on.

-就是他 -然后呢

No.

不

Ok. Ok!

好吧好吧

Jesus.

我的天

I'm really sorry, we're really high.

真的很抱歉我们玩嗨了

We just really wanted to know what you look like.

我们真的很想知道你长什么样

She thinks you're lovely.

她觉得你很可爱

Oh, my God, look at my elegant feet.

我的天哪快看看我这双优美的脚

Hey. Hey! Hey. Hey.

嘿嘿嘿

Hello!

喂

Hey. HEY!

嘿嘿

What's your problem? Who was that?

你怎么了那是谁啊

Oh, no-one, it was...

噢没谁就是

What?

什么

No, no-one. I just need to go and get a drink, or something.

不没谁我想去喝一杯

Ok.

好吧

Excellent.

很好

Can I go and get my shoes?

我可以去换回自己的鞋子了吗

Yeah. OK.

当然了去吧

Whoa. Easy, tiger.

哇喔慢点喝

Coming from you?

这居然是你会说的话

So, come on, who was that heartbreaker, hmm?

得了吧刚才是怎么回事干嘛这么伤心

He used to go out with Boo.

他以前和小波一起出去玩

Then he slept with someone else, and then she...

然后就和别的女人一起过夜然后她

Yeah, yeah, I know, OK.

好了好了我懂了

Fuck.

该死

I've never really said how sorry I was.

我从来没有怎么表达过对此我有多难过

You should get the trainers.

你应该买那双运动鞋的

She'll say I don't know her.

那她一定会说我不懂她

You don't.

你确实不懂她

You're just as bad.

你不也是吗

It's never clear what she wants.

我真的不知道她想要什么

I should just get her some perfume.

要不买瓶香水好了

Jesus, just fuck her, please,

我的天你就直接上了她好吗

for the love of a good woman.

以此表达你的爱慕

Just wrap your willy up in a bow

把你的小丁丁系上蝴蝶结打包好给她就是了

and just screw her, she's going insane.

然后上了她她快发疯了

What is it?

有什么事情吗

Are you having an affair?

你是有外遇了吗

Think you're a clever little puss, don't you?

你觉得你是只聪明的小野猫吗嗯

A little marital poke isn't going to kill you.

一点点婚姻的试探不会要你命的

Would it kill her to take me out to dinner?

那带我出去吃晚饭会要了她的命吗

You girls, Jesus.

你们女人呐上帝

Anyone said that to her, they'd be hung.

谁对她说这个话他们会被绞死的

If they were hung, she probably wouldn't be complaining.

如果都被绞死了的话那她大概也就不会抱怨了

Little advice from a married man.

已婚男士给你一点点小建议

You should probably get yourself out there, sweetie.

你应该离开这里了亲爱的

You're just tipping your prime.

你才刚刚步入你最好的年华

Another drink?

再来一杯吗

Bingo.

来了

Excuse me, I have a date.

抱歉我有个约会

Get the trainers. Shop closes in an hour.

买那双运动鞋吧商店在一小时后就关门了

Oh, God.

哦上帝啊

- I was not expecting to see you again. - Shut up.

-我可没想到还能再见你 -闭嘴吧

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm chuffed to my boots, but...

我是说别理解错我的意思我高兴坏了但

Oh, and thank you for the text, saucy.

哦谢谢你的短信真有料啊

Oh, and sorry I'm late.

哦还有抱歉我迟到了

Oh, no, it's fine, it was last-minute.

哦没事没关系本来也是事出突然

- It's really nice to see... - No, no, I'm such a tool box.

-很高兴见 -不不我简直就像个工具箱

You know, I'd like to say

你知道吗我想说

I was trying to save a puppy, or something,

我刚试着去救一条小狗

but I just got my coat

但在地铁外我发现我的外套

caught on someone else's coat outside the Tube.

和别人的外套缠上了

When we went to separate ourselves, it was fucking intense.

我们俩试着把衣服分开当时真的超级尴尬

I had to give him my coat. What are we doing?

我不得不把我外套给他了我们去做什么

It's my sister's surprise birthday party.

是我姐姐的生日惊喜派对

Oh, my God, I love surprises, go on.

哦我的天我爱惊喜继续说

But I just thought... I need to get her a present first.

但我在想我要先给她买个礼物

Oh, my God, what are you going to get her?

哦上帝啊你要给她买什么呢

I know this beautiful soap shop.

我知道有一家漂亮的香皂店

I mean, this stuff just gets you straight in the bath.

我是说看到它你就马上想去洗澡

Oh, I was thinking more like...

哦我是在想给她买

Oh, yeah... these places all the time...

哦耶总是这种地方

So... Yup.

那么好吧

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

-你还好吗 -嗯

Sorry, I won't be long.

抱歉我不会逛很久的

Oh, no, no.

哦不不

Hi.

嗨

- Hi. - Hi.

-嗨 -嗨

Hey, what are you craving?

嘿你想找什么样的

Oh, just a really, really cheap thrill.

哦非常廉价的快感

- For you? - Oh, hello.

-你自己用吗 -哦你好

No, it's for her sister.

不是的是给她姐姐买的

It's for my very sexually frustrated sister.

是给我那个性事不满的姐姐的

Just a basic bunny would be great.

一只简单的小兔子就可以啦

OK, well, I'll see what I can dig out and you go browse.

好的嗯我去找找你可以继续逛逛

Thanks.

谢谢

Oh, I think you just...

哦我觉得你只要

do it at the bottom.

开关在底部

It's all in the twist.

这玩意好在它会扭

I know.

我知道

You should totally get one of those.

你真的应该买一个

- A vagina? - Yeah.

-阴道 -是啊

Oh, I've already got one.

哦我早就有一个了

Really? You have... No...

真的吗你有不

You've got one?

你有一个这个

I take it with me everywhere.

我去哪儿都带着它

You lie. You don't have one on you now?

你说谎吧你不会现在身上就有一个吧

Yep. Never going to get it.

是啊这家伙看来是听不懂啊

Where?

在哪儿

- Where's my vagina? - Yeah.

-我的阴道在哪里 -是的

Ha, you got me.

哈你难倒我了

I don't carry a vagina around with me,

我才不会随身带着阴道呢

that would be way too provocative.

那样的话也太勾引人了

Didn't get it.

他还是没听明白

OK, so this one's really great.

好了这一个呢特别的好

It's half price because it's quite relentless.

现在是半价出售这件很凶残

It's called the Burrower.

名字是钻穴者

Basically it doesn't stop until you've cum.

基本上你没有高潮的话它是不会停下来的

Excuse me.

失陪一下

Oh, don't worry about him, he'll be fine in a minute.

哦别担心他他过一会就好了

Oh, my God, I love surprise parties.

哦上帝啊我爱死惊喜派对了

I love them, I love them, I love them.

爱死了爱死了爱死了

Will your parents be there?

你父母会到场吗

- My dad might be... - Oh, intense.

-我爸爸可能会过来 -哦好紧张

Parents adore me.

家长都很喜欢我

I want you to be totally in love with me by the end of the night.

我想让你在今晚结束前就深深地爱上我

Ok?

好吗

Who's that?

那是谁

- Oh, it's my sister. - Oh, no!

-哦那是我姐姐 -哦不

- We're going to ruin the surprise. - No, no... we...

-我们会破坏惊喜的 -不不我们

No, no, no.

不不不

- No, really. - Get down.

-不用说真的 -蹲下来

It will be fine.

没关系的

Surprise!

惊喜吧

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

哦上帝啊太谢谢你们了

I'm so surprised.

我太意外了

She's very good.

她表演得真好

How divine. What a lovely husband you have.

多好啊你真是有个好丈夫

Where is he then?

那么他现在在哪里呢

Ah. Busy.

啊忙着呢

I'm blown away.

我太惊讶啊

I had absolutely no idea.

我一点都没有想到

Hildegard, can I just grab you for a second?

希尔德加德我能和你说两句话吗

- Hello. - Hello.

-你好 -你好

Oh, Dad, hi.

哦爸爸嗨

Thank you for asking, yeah, I'm essentially a documentary maker.

谢谢你问我我其实是一个纪录片制作人

Docs.

纪录片

Oh, really? What is your latest project?

哦真的吗你最近的项目是什么

Well, sir, I'm interested in life,

这个吗先生我对人生很感兴趣

and how it affects lots of people in all sorts of different ways.

还有人生是怎样在很多方面影响到许多人的

Yeah, it's awesome.

耶好极了

- How did you meet? - I met her on a bus.

-你们怎么遇见的 -我们俩在巴士上遇见的

So easy to pick up girls these days.

现在约到女人简直太容易了

I was, like, "Hi", and she was, like, "Take my number."

我和她打招呼然后她就说 “这是我的电话”

I was, like, "Yeah."

我就说好的

I'm just going to see if there are any other wines to try.

我去看看有没有别的酒我可以尝试下

It's lovely, I'm just going to see if there are some others.

好极了我去看看还有没有别的

Excuse me. Can't resist.

失陪一下我也去看看

Did you find anything nicer?

你找到什么好酒了吗

Oh, I was so sorry to hear about Harry.

哦你和哈里分手的事情真是遗憾啊

Lovely Harry.

可爱的哈里

Love Harry.

我真喜欢哈里啊

Exciting news about his new job.

他的新工作很让人激动啊

Yes, very exciting.

是啊很令人激动啊

I was so pleased that you'd found someone else so fast.

我真开心你这么快就找到别人了

I just can't stop conjuring

我只是忍不住脑海中浮现出

an image of you sitting around that cafe,

你坐在你的咖啡店里

just all alone, feeling so terribly lonely.

独自一人感觉是如此的孤单

Just can't stop picturing it.

我就是忍不住去联想这个画面

I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.

我觉得独自一人不一定意味着孤独

Dad always taught me that.

爸爸总是这样教我的

Did your father tell you that one of my pieces has gone missing?

你爸爸和你说了我有一件作品丢了吗

He did.

他说了

That's awful, I'm so sorry.

太糟糕了我很抱歉

So sweet of you.

你真好

Very sweet.

真好

May I cut in?

我能插句话吗

Yes, of course.

可以当然

Do you know? You are the most perfect-looking pair.

你知道吗你们是最登对的一对

Such a great gang.

这群人简直太棒了

Do you want some normal food?

你想要吃些正常的东西吗

No, no.

不不

What I really want you to do...

我真的想让你做的

...is this.

是这个

Sorry, nothing happened.

对不起什么都没有发生

I was trying to be sexy.

我只是想性感一些

It was, it was really sexy.

是的是很性感

- Was it? - What broke?

-真的吗 -什么破了

What broke? Show me.

什么破了给我看

Nothing, I just slipped.

没什么我滑了一下

Claire, this is my friend...

克莱尔这是我朋友

Yes, yes, we've already met.

是的是的我们早就见过了

My wife.

我的妻子

My wife.

我的妻子

All of your desires are wrapped up in here.

所有你想要的都包裹在了这里

Ok.

好的

Open it.

打开它

Well, gold has always...

这个金色一直是

Wow.

哇哦

That's really rather wonderful.

这真的太棒了

Thank you. What is it?

谢谢你

Is it a paperweight, or...?

它是个书镇呢还是

It is a shrine to your body...

这是你身体的圣地

...because I love your body.

因为我爱你的身体

- Thank you. - Wow.

-谢谢你 -哇哦

Wow. This is really...

哇哦这真的

Can I... Can I see this?

我能我能看看吗

This is really quite something.

这真是非同寻常啊

Wow, I think it's probably a bit inappropriate for your guests

哇哦我觉得这不是很合适让你的宾客们

to see your body at this...

在这看见你的身体

I'm just going to... Shall I put it somewhere safe?

我会我能把它放到安全的地方去吗

Smooth.

做得好

I told you I'd find you a buyer.

我告诉你我会给你找到买家的

Your boy, he is hilarious, smart, funny...

你男朋友他很有趣聪明滑稽

Fuck off.

闭嘴

You'd fuck anything, wouldn't you?

你什么人都愿意上是吗

Just don't tell her you got the statue from me, OK?

你只要别告诉她那尊雕塑是从我这儿来的

How much do you want for it?

那尊雕塑你要价多少

How much do you want for it?

那尊雕塑你要价多少

Finger up the ass, nipple tickle...?

手指入后庭还是奶头挠痒

Finger up the ass, nipple tickle...?

手指入后庭还是奶头挠痒

Come on, lighten up.

别这样放松点

She's going to leave you one day.

她迟早会离开你的

You looking forward to that?

你希望她离开我吗

You're an asshole.

你是个混蛋

Hey.

嘿

Hey.

嘿

I think you took my coat.

我觉得你拿了我的外套

I'm sorry, that's my coat.

不好意思这是我的外套

Sorry.

对不起

Why you leaving so early?

你为什么这么早走了

I have to give Hillary some Earl Grey.

我要去给希拉里喂一些格雷伯爵茶

She's not feeling well, so...

她身体不是很好所以

Oh, I got you this.

哦我给你买了这个

Oh, I wasn't expecting anything.

哦我没想到你会给我买东西

It's called a Burrower - it basically won't stop until you cum.

它叫钻穴者基本上你没有高潮前它是不会停的

Sounds horrendous. Thank you.

听起来真不得了谢谢你

Good birthday business?

生日上生意谈的怎么样

Huge.

一笔大的

You know, I don't want to jinx anything, but huge.

你知道吗我不想乌鸦嘴但是笔大生意

Could be life-changing.

可能会改变我的人生

Great.

很好

OK, happy birthday.

好生日快乐

Thanks.

谢谢你

Are you OK?

你没事吧

Yeah.

没事

Tell the truth.

跟我说实话

Are we leaving?

我们要走了吗

- Yes. - Birthday girl...

-是的 -生日女郎

Awesome party, thank you so much. We had such a great night.

派对很棒很谢谢你我们今晚很开心

What's that? Oh.

这是什么哦

Goodnight.

晚安

- Goodnight. - Night.

-晚安 -晚安

Shall we?

我们可以吗

Surprisingly bony.

居然这么瘦

I'm nearly finished. I'm nearly finished.

我快到了我快到了

It's like having sex with a protractor.

就像是和量角器做爱一样

I'm finishing. I'm finishing.

我要射了我要射了

I'm done. I'm done.

我射了我射了

- I'm done. - OK.

-我射了 -好的

Yeah. Are you done?

耶你来了吗

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

哦是的是的

Amazing. That was amazing.

太棒啦太棒啊

- Yeah, yeah. - That was amazing.

-耶是的 -真的很棒

Yeah.

是的

- That was amazing. - Yeah.

-棒极了 -耶

For fuck's sake.

我的天哪

What?

什么

OK, you don't go through life with teeth like these

好我长着这样的牙齿活了这么多年

and not know when someone's pretending.

是不会不知道别人在装模作样的

What the fuck is that?!

这该死的是什么

- I'll kick it! I'll kick it! - No, no.

-我要踢了我要踢了 -不不要

I'll kick it. What?

我要踢走它什么

Did we catch that, or is that yours?

我们抓的它还是说这是你的

- That is a rat. - It's a guinea pig.

-这是只老鼠 -它是只豚鼠

That is a rat.

这是只老鼠

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