Listen to this card dad got for grandpa Jay.
"嘿 嘿 嘿 万岁"
外国习俗唱完生日歌 会齐声喊"嘿 嘿 万岁"作为庆祝Hip有嘿或是屁股的意思
"Save the extra hip.
You'll need it someday."
You're not giving him that.
- If he drinks his other gift first? -Nope.
Do you remember exactly one year ago today
when you did not have a gift for your grandfather
and it killed him just a little?
So I suggested you start interviewing
all the members of the family for a video tribute?
Well, check it and burn -- we totally did that.
We just need to finish the editing.
And you should talk.
You haven't even started on your gift yet.
That's because I changed mine.
I thought of a better idea yesterday.
I think I came up with a better idea.
Okay. My dad has a picture
of me and Mitchell when we were kids,
standing in our old backyard.
We're gonna re-create the picture.
I did the same thing last year for my parents for Christmas,
and it went over like gangbusters.
- Mm. Funny. - Do you remember?
Come on, girls, TV off.
快点 女孩们 关掉电视
It's your grandfather's birthday.
We got to start taking this seriously.
Permission to come aboard.
My best birthday memory--
I'm a teenager, and for some reason,
I drag this boat out on the lake.
and for hours, I'm just lying there, fishing,
alone with my thoughts.
That's all I want this year.
So that's really going to be your day?
You're going fishing?
With time out for a gourmet lunch.
Sausage of the month club really nailed it in may.
But, honey, no offense.
They almost lost me last month
with that chorizo.
Why "no offense"?
It's a sausage. It's not on our flag.
Lily, what are you doing here?
We were just on our way to get Jay's cake
and thought we'd pop by.
Lily was driving me crazy all morning.
I had to get rid of her.
She refuses to get dressed.
Well, did you try bribing her?
Of -- of course I did!
I cannot go back in there, Mitchell.
Why did we ever decide to have a kid?!
She loves you so much.
Just this morning, she was looking at a picture of you,
and I swear she was trying to say your name.
Ay, I would love to spend more time with her,
bt I have to go to the mall to get Jay's gift for his birthday.
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Gloria's busy.
抱歉 小甜心 歌洛莉亚很忙 没空
Oh, maybe I can take her wi--
Okay. Bag's packed. Have fun.
好的 东西都打包好了 玩的开心点
- Hey, Cam. - Oh, hey, Manny.
-你好啊 小卡 -你好啊 曼尼
Mom, is Jay still here?
- No, he just left. - Shoot.
-不在 他刚走 -糟糕
Why? What's up, pal?
I'm going over to a friend's house
Where I may have to use this thing.
I only used it once,
and that was to take a torte out of the oven.
Okay, well, first, let's loosen this thing up.
- So what's her name? - How'd you know?
Well, you're pretending to be something you're not.
Boys do that for girls... or really dreamy boys.
Her name's Tara. We have great chats online.
She's really smart and funny,
but she's on the softball team.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Why don't we go outside and toss the ball around?
And you know what? I wouldn't worry too much.
She's gonna like you even if sports aren't your thing.
I have a tennis racket upstairs
I only use as a bubble-bath frother.
How do you put this on?
- Excuse me, Miss. - Sorry.
-小姐 借过 -抱歉
You answered to "Miss"!
Glen Whipple, my college rival --
Captain of Cheer Squad.
Won every robot battle.
Every second I spent with the guy
just made me feel worse about myself.
The only thing I could compete with him in
was close-up magic.
Well, it's great to see you.
Great to see you, too.
And I believe this is yours.
Hey, you headed over to the card shop?
I was in there earlier.
I got myself one of those musical cards.
Oh. They're a little more expensive, but I can swing it.
Oh. Well, great to see you. Yeah.
By the way, don't leave without this quarter
from behind your -- come on, Phil!
这两角五分钱 加点油啊 菲尔
Good luck, Dunphy.
I'm off to get some new cross-trainers.
I blow through them pretty fast
with all this power-walking I'm into.
What are you two doing here?
Shopping for tonight.
Oh, well, I'll walk with you.
- Where were you heading? - The card store.
What a beautiful child!
You and your wife must be so happy.
I didn't think anything of it...
until other people started making the same mistake.
It reminded me of a college job I had parking cars.
One day, I had to park an Aston Martin.
I'll never forget the looks I got
driving that baby down the block.
I wasn't gonna dent this one.
Hey, uh, w-what would you think
about swinging by the shoe store?
I still can't believe all the looks we got
driving over here.
And yet you wore the hat the whole time.
Don't you think we should
park on the next block over?
'cause this is all permit parking.
No, We used to live here. It's fine.
Yeah, still. I...
I don't think anybody's home.
Here. Hang on to this.
What -- wait, where are you going?
The backyard. We'll take this picture really quickly,
and then we'll just get out of here.
No, let's just -- let's just wait for them to come home.
Okay, that -- that's trespassing!
行了 你 你这是擅闯民宅啊
No, it's not. We used to live here.
不 不是的 我们以前住在这里
I don't think that does what you think it does.
Of course you would baby out,
because this is just like pool-hopping all over again.
I just -- I don't see what was fun about that.
It made going in grandma's pool less special.
Why don't you try being a little less special?
Hi, it's Sandra from the dog groomer.
I'm trying to reach Gloria.
Oh, I must have her phone.
She probably grabbed mine again.
Listen, this is her husband.
You have my number right there, probably.
- Give that a call. - Okay, thanks.
-打那个电话 -好的 谢谢
Yeah, it's me again. I'll be right there.
你好 还是我 我马上过去
Yeah I did blame her for no reason.
You have a little bit of an attitude. You know that?
你意见很多 说话很冲嘛 你知道吗
You know who did your job in my day?
Okay, a little to your left, a little to your left.
好了 左边一点 你的左边
Yes, okay. Right there. That's it. That's it.
对的 行了 就那儿 行了行了
Here, okay. Fast.
来 好了 快点
It's weird being back here, isn't it?
I know. Everything looks exactly the same.
Well, you know, except for the fence.
Yeah, what's with that?
- Who are they trying to keep out, anyway? - I know.
Oh. Oh, God. Oh, God.
- Oh, God. - Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
-天呐 -哇 天呐
No, it's okay. He might be friendly.
- He looks nice. - He looks nice.
No! Oh, god! He's -- quickly, quickly.
天呐 不要啊 他...他好快
Not nice. So not nice.
Hurry! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Oh! Oh! Oh, go oh, god!
Well, you could try telling him we used to live here.
They are not coming home.
We need to call someone.
Mine's down there getting rabies on it.
No, I left mine in your car.
- What? - I didn't want to ruin the line of my pants.
Oh, look. Somebody's coming.
No. Okay, that is what happens
when you park without a permit.
Stop! That's ours!
We're up here! Stop!
He didn't stop for the screaming sailor in a tree?
Give me your shoe.
What, you think that wolf down there
is gonna be afraid of a shoe?
Wh-- what are you doing with dad's wine?
We could be here for a really long time.
Whoa! Where'd you learn how to do that?
Where'd you get a sailor suit on short notice?
- Fair enough. - Mm-hmm.
Ew. It's Merlot.
Hey, how'd it go with Tara?
It's still going on.
The catch part went fine... mostly.
I took a running dive into the dirt.
Oh, well, did you at least catch the ball?
I was trying to throw the ball!
I'm in her bathroom looking for band-aids.
I'm trying to get up the nerve to tell her how I feel.
Well, just be honest.
She intimidates me.
Every time I open my mouth, I say something stupid.
I called her bedroom "fantazing."
That's not even a word!
Are you okay in there, Manny?
Yeah! I'm just water-washing my hands!
Help me! Tell me what to say.
Okay, how about this...
You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl
你是六年级里 最美丽 最聪明
in the sixth grade.
I know you're only 11,
but I can't stop thinking about you.
I've loved talking to you online.
I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.
No, it's not what you think.
I'm talking to a little boy.
She's not with me, Cam. I got her phone.
她没跟我在一起 小卡 我拿了她电话
Why are you crying?
How do you get kicked out of a bakery?
Well, that'll do it.
I sorry to ask you to get your own birthday cake,
but I can't get ahold of any-- anyone else.
Can't do it. I'm on my way to the lake...
Just get something at the grocery store.
I am not getting you a grocery-store cake.
Gloria asked me to handle this.
She's gonna yell at me, Jay.
she can be mean in Spanish!
Okay, fine. Let's wrap this up, princess.
行 就这样吧 大小姐
Okay. Love you. Bye.
What are you guys doing?
Just editing our birthday tribute to grandpa.
You know, some of the interviews I did
didn't turn out so well.
That's okay. We'll just use the best stuff
from what we all got.
Okay, Haley, talk about grandpa.
好的 海莉 有什么对外公说的
I can't talk about grandpa dressed like this.
That stupid dog next door!
...Three, four, five.
三 四 五
Hey, uncle Mitch, what do you think -- - One, two --
-米奇舅舅 你觉得 -一 二
- What are you doing? - N-nothing.
You didn't see this, and w-we don't tell Cam.
It'lonly take one minute.
We don't have a minute.
Who's Clive Bixby?
A friend of your mom's.
Hey, uncle Cam, can you to talk about --
Jay. I know. No time.
I got a little girl's birthday party to save.
Oh, not now, honey.
Your father's out back. Why don't you call him?
Dad! Your kids need you!
Grandpa is really cool.
He once let me drink some of his beer.
I could've sworn we had more!
Well, let me work my magic.
It's all about creative editing.
Just give me two hours
and another hour.
Somebody get me some chocolate milk
Do you remember the time you quit cub scouts
and dad got mad at you so you ran away up here?
Right. And you brought me my dinner up here...
- ...and my comic books. - Yep.
I think mom and dad would have been a lot more scared
if you hadn't been running into the house to use the bathroom.
I can't go outside.
Great, now I'm thinking about it.
We always wanted a dog in this backyard,
and we could never have one.
Y-- Manny got one.
Mm. Manny gets everything.
Hey, you think Manny's gonna get a third of...
Sure. I mean, that seems fair.
- Claire, does it? 'cause I just feel like -- - Okay?
-克莱尔 是吗 因为我刚觉得 -够了
You know what? I think we've probably had enough of this.
Do you think if we could get the dog to chase this doll,
then we could run down and grab the phone really quick?
- We could do that! - Yeah.
We just are gonna have to throw it really, really far.
Gloria, um, I'd still love to swing by that shoe store.
If you're in a hurry, go by yourself.
No. I'll wait. Whipple!
不 我等你一起 惠普尔
What do you think?
Oh, it's perfect. Uh, l-let's see the other side.
- Bless you. - Thank you.
-咳嗽了 还好吧 -没事
It's a little too tight, no?
- What do you think of the tush? - Oh, I think it's great.
Why don't you keep it right there for a second.
Yeah, but it's a little see-through.
Maybe if I put this underneath, then it won't, like, show.
No, no, no, no, no. It looks good that way.
- I go try something else better. - No, wait!
-我去试试看有没更好的 -不 等等
Oh, don't think about it. Just get it.
Hilarious, Whipple. I'm actually here with someone.
真搞笑 惠普尔 我在陪人逛呢
And you finally did make something disappear.
- She was here a second ago. - Of course she was.
Just like the date you had on the final-night dance
of junior tumbling congress.
There was traffic.
I think I found something
that is going to make my husband very happy.
What do you think?
Oh, very happy, Gloria.
Okay, but don't go far away
because I might need help with the zipper, okay?
Sounds good... with the zipper.
I mean, wow. That's your wife?
It would appear so.
Great to see you, Glen.
You know, I got to say, I'm a little surprised.
Damn it. It went down your shirt.
You can...keep it.
- I'll see ya. - No, no. I just always assumed
-后会有期 -不不 我只是一直以为
you would marry Claire Pritchett.
You remember Claire?
Are you kidding? She was gorgeous.
God, I was so jealous of you back then.
You were jealous of me?
Claire Pritchett with the blond hair
and those browes, great smile.
Oh, I can picture her smiling right now.
I wonder who landed her.
Lucky son of a bitch.
Phil, I need you!
I'll be there in a second.
What the hell were you thinking?
I'll answer that for you. You weren't thinking.
You think that's funny, popeye?
I should be fishing,
but I'm hauling my ass across town
trying to save you two from a little dog.
At least we got to have a dog for a few minutes.
You could show a little gratitude, you know.
These pants are new.
Climbing over that fence, I might have wrecked 'em.
- I'm sorry. - We're sorry. I'm so-- we're sorry.
I'm sorry you said "rectum."
对不起 以为你说的是 直肠
- Um, we're so glad that you came and got us. - Thank you.
It was very smart the way that you distracted the dog.
12 times a year, I get sausages.
What the hell am I gonna to do till June?
We just need some candles.
I must have in one of the drawers.
Froot loop necklace...
Keys. Ay, I was looking for these keys.
Jesus, Stella! Don't do that!
天呐 斯黛拉 不要
No, Jay! Don't come in here!
You cannot see the cake!
I already saw the cake.
I bought it while I was busy not fishing.
No. Go out to the bar. Go!
不 去酒吧那边 去
You never used to talk to me like that
before we got that damn dog.
Hey, Manny. I almost called you.
How'd it go with Tara?
I used every line you gave me, and she totally ate it up.
Oh. Well, then, why just okay?
She wants to go on a date now...
to the batting cage.
Not so good with a bat?
I am, as long as I'm using it to roll out dough.
I'll bet you just need a little practice.
You know, when I was your age,
I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat.
Then my father took me out to the field,
and a couple hours later,
I was knocking the hide off that ball.
It's one of the best days we ever had together.
I just bet you need some time in a batting cage.
What are you doing this weekend?
- That'd be fun, huh? - That's a great idea!
I'll ask Jay. He loves stuff like this.
That'll be great for you guys.
And thanks for your help today, Cam.
I don't think grandpa's having the best time.
He keeps going and getting more drinks.
Well, not every time.
One time he went in to check on the women's basketball score.
The sparks are up by 8, if anyone cares.
Okay, dad, we all owe you an apology.
好吧 老爸 我们都得跟你道歉
We were so worried about giving you a great night
that we ruined your day,
and I'm really sorry we didn't let you go fishing.
- Sorry, dad. - Sorry, Jay.
-对不起 爸爸 -对不起 杰
Sorry. Sorry, grandpa. Sorry.
对不起 对不起 外公
You know what? I'm acting like a jerk.
So I didn't get to go fishing. What, am I gonna pout about it?
I still have my family, and you guys made such a big fuss.
So let's go get some cake and presents.
Cake and presents! Come on, everybody!
- Honey? - Yeah?
Have I told you how lucky I am to have you?
Gloria, excuse me.
- Hap-- ? - No singing.
What the hell happened to the cake?
Nothing. It's beautiful.
Okay, let's open the presents.
Yes! Presents! Presents! Presents! Presents!
没错 礼物礼物 礼物礼物
- Who's first? - Mine first. Mine first.
-先拆谁的 -我先来 先拆我的
And as you know, Claire and I--
we didn't quite finish ours,
but we will be getting that to you.
And our gift is a fuller version of that and a card.
And, of course, the cake is, uh, mine.
当然了 这个蛋糕 是...是我的
And here we have a phone...
in the shape of a mouth.
Ah, you're welcome! Very sexy!
Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me.
Let me work this out.
I mentioned a few times that I was thinking of taking up the saxophone,
and you give me this.
I got it! Is this a sexy phone?!
saxophone和sexy phone音似 Gloria听错音
All right, what else we got?
Hmm. Maybe not a perfect showing
on behalf of the adults in the family,
but don't forget the kids still have their big gift.
And it took us a year to make.
It's in the DVD player.
You've got to come watch it.
I'm so excited! Let's go, jay!
我好兴奋哦 咱们快去 杰
I bring your sexy phone.
Oh, don't forget that.
Okay, and -- and, uh, we all participated,
so this is kind of from all of us.
Yeah. Hit the lights!
Well, who wants to see it again?
That's it? That's all you used?
I wasn't even in it!
That totally sucked.
You know what? Great party.
Thank you all for coming.
And I hope you forgive me -- I'm gonna go upstairs,
Curl up with a Ludlum, and call it a day.
What are you doing out there?
I dragged it back here this afternoon.
I know it's not the lake,
but maybe we could pop open a few drinks
and hang out on the water?
Now, the old Jay would have said,
"I wanted to be on a lake with a fishing rod and sunshine,
not bobbing around at night in a swimming pool."
I miss the old Jay.
This is the life, huh?
梦想中的生活 不过如此 对吧
It ain't half bad.
Ay, I want to get in the boat!
- Captain? - All right.
-船长 你说呢 -好吧
Me too! I want to get in!
Come on, let's get in.
So, how was your day with Claire?
You know, it was actually -- it was really great.
你知道吗 其实 其实很不错
I don't -- I don't always think about it,
but I-I was really lucky to have her to grow up with.
You know, I cannot imagine
dealing with my crazy parents alone.
I -- I want to have another baby.
What would you think about a boy this time?
- Easy! Easy! You're rocking the boat! - No, no, no!
-小心 小心点 船都摇晃了 -不 不 不
I got Claire! I got Claire!
All right, ahoy!
So, if we all just, uh...
Ok. Everybody upstairs.
And, Luke, I want you to get in a hot bath right away.
I'm still shivering.
That's why you don't stand up in a boat.
I was king of the world.
Well, now you're dork of the night.
Have I told you how lucky I am?
You mean since dinner?
I can't help it --
Your beautiful eyes, your silky hair.
Promise me you'll never...
I have to admit, that's kind of hot.
Maybe I will go change.
I still got it.