We have to tell him.
Walt, our elderly next door neighbor, died.
沃特 我们隔壁的老邻居 过世了
He and Luke were pretty close,
so we have to tell him.
I'm a little nervous about it.
I think we should break it to him slowly.
Well, first we'd say,
"Luke, your friend Walt has a cold.
You shouldn't go over there."
Next day--"Bad news. Walt's in the hospital,
第二天就说 不好了 沃特进了医院
but he's still cracking jokes with the nurses."
Next day--"They're trying
an experimental drug.
Next day--"His body rebelled.
Next day--he rallies, next day--coma,
第五天 他醒了 第六天 又昏了
next day--eye flutter--
Stop. Just stop. Stop.
打住 打住 别说了
Oh, Luke, we have some bad news for you.
Um, it happened yesterday.
He finished writing an angry letter
to the postmaster general, and he just fell asleep.
It was very peaceful.
Not the letter. That was full of threats, but...
除了那信 信里全是威胁恐吓 不过
It's okay to be sad, honey.
You two were really good friends.
It must be quite a shock to hear that...
Um, so do you wanna talk about it or...
Can I get back to my video game? It's paused.
How weird was that?
I know. Crazy weird.
It's like he had no feelings at all.
I'm more worried about the one you showed.
What's with all the smiling?
What are you talking about?
"Walt's dead." You looked like the Joker.
You did. It's like a weird coping mechanism.
You did the same thing when you told him his hamster died.
I don't know what you thought you saw, Phil,
but our child just got some terrible news
and had absolutely no reaction. Doesn't that concern you?
Yeah. He probably just needs time to process it.
Death is a profound thing to deal with at any age.
We all manage it differently.
Some people lock up their feelings.
reach out for comfort,
finding some way to reaffirm their connection to life--
Gloria, I was driving by
and saw this outside your door, so here.
- Thank you. - No problem.
Hey, so since I'm already here,
my friend was gonna have a pool party tonight,
but he got sick. Could we have it here?
Mm. Good thing that you saw this paper
or if not, you would have never been able to ask.
I'm sorry, but Jay and I are going
to Mitch and Cam's for dinner tonight.
I'm just thinking out loud here.
What if I get a chaperone that my parents approve of?
Would it be okay then?
Well, I guess so.
You know, it would be good for Manny to have a little bit of fun.
Do you mind if he stays here for the party?
Mind? The plan depended on him.
I don't suppose you've thought of a chaperone?
Of course not, mom,
because it's going to be a wild party
and I'm trying to get away with something, as usual.
Yes, I thought of a chaperone--
My uncle who already said he would do it.
But if that's gonna be a problem,
- I think I should just call everybody-- - sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. It's fine.
And thank you, uncle Manny.
Can you help a little bit?
This--if I--if I push down, does that...
Yeah, that's helping. That's helping.
No, it's not helping. It's 'cause it's stuck.
不 一点都不好 都卡住了
I can't believe I got 'em this stuck.
I've built beds my whole life--
Bunk beds, dog beds, cow beds.
双层床 狗狗的床 牛牛的床
Okay, I'm calling you on cow beds.
Okay. He can help.
He's built a boat, a dock, a lake...
他造过船 码头 湖泊
Uh, he did not build a lake.
Okay, from now on, just stop after you say the second thing.
...So the cabin door swings open.
Damned if there wasn't a lady pilot in there.
I hate to admit it, but it throws me, too.
I do prefer a man.
Are we gonna have this conversation again?
- Hey, Merle. - Hey. How are you?
- Yeah, ooh. Okay. - Nice to see you.
All right, let me grab that for you.
No. No. I got it.
I will take that beer you were about to offer me, though.
Oh, yeah. Coming right up.
And you know where everything is. Go have a seat.
Oh, I missed a call from my dad.
Oh, let me guess. Is he calling to cancel?
What's his excuse this time?
You know, that's a really mean thing to assume, Cam.
I really wish you'd give my dad a break for once.
Oh, please. You know Jay doesn't like my dad.
He thinks he's some bumpkin from the sticks.
Well, I will have you know that Merle Stonewall Tucker
is one of the most respected farmers
in all of hell's hollow, Missouri.
Okay, you're not hearing yourself.
My dad likes him just fine. Come on.
Hello? Hey, dad. It's me.
喂 老爸 是我
I gotta cancel tonight.
Yeah. Yeah, 6:00. We're really looking forward to it.
没错没错 6点 期待你们的光临
What are you doing? I just said I can't come.
I don't know. Let me ask.
My dad wants to know red or white?
Red. And I'm sorry.
Okay. Yeah, Cam says red.
Okay. Yeah, he's--he's so happy--
是的 对 他挺开心的
Knock it off, old man. You are not sick.
省省吧 老家伙 我知道你没病
Why do you always do this?
Okay, look, between you and me,
Mervis kind of bugs me.
Okay, first of all, it's Merle.
Mervis isn't a name. Mervis is a sound.
And second of all, he's-- he's my partner's father.
Okay? You're coming.
Okay, dad, why don't you settle in?
We don't have plans until dinner tonight with Jay and Gloria.
I-I don't like that guy.
You like everybody.
Not Jay. The guy rubs me the wrong way.
Every time I try to do something nice,
he makes this cranky face, like...
Okay. Well, you know what?
I'm gonna chalk this up to jet lag
for you because it's not like you at all.
Okay, you have to make an effort.
It's my partner's father.
Now give me the growl that means "Okay."
Did you know Walt had a daughter
he was completely estranged from?
His lawyer said she wouldn't even honor his last request
to toss his dog tags in the ocean.
Phil, do we really have to go through this again?
I told you, I would do everything possible
to make sure that your skeleton
ends up in a science class at a women's college.
No, it's just sad.
That's half of what would keep me going in my old age--
remembering all the good times with the kids.
Teaching Luke to ride his bike...
Haley at the father-daughter dance...
Taking Alex for her first pony ride...
You never took Alex on a pony ride.
Oh, right. That was just me.
But Alex and I went...
Oh, no. That was Haley.
Phil, look. It's Luke.
菲尔 你看 是卢克
He's going into Walt's house.
Oh, he's saying good-bye.
He just needed a little time.
It's so sweet and so sad.
He's so much more sensitive than I ever thought.
They had a special bond. I wouldn't be surprised
if one day he wrote a book like "Tuesdays with Morrie".
I never read it.
Did that guy steal Morrie's TV?
Now setting a course for adventure!
I've had great experiences with all my kids.
But I... I might have fallen behind a bit with Alex.
My fault completely.
Adventure? We are throwing dog tags
into an already polluted ocean
where they will probably choke an otter.
Honey, we're bringing closure to a man's life.
We'll hike up to the scenic overlook,
where apparently, Walt proposed to his wife,
wait for the light to be just right, say a few words,
share some memories.
That's kind of poetic.
Kind of Navajo.
Now you're getting it.
We'll be sending him off with a level of dignity,
that if we're lucky, someday we'll experience, too.
Hey. What do you got there? Walt's old TV?
He said I could take one thing after he died.
I wish he would've said two things.
I would've taken that phone with the big buttons.
I bet you guys had some really good times
watching this thing, right?
No. I just wanted a tv in my room.
there might be a nicer way to honor Walt's memory.
Well, I mean, you guys liked to garden.
We could, uh, we could take one of his flowers
and plant it in our yard, and then every spring, when--
Sweetie, how are you feeling?
You know you can talk to me.
I know, but I can't see through you. Could you scootch?
知道啦 你挡着电视了 快闪开行吗
No. No. You know, this is not okay.
What? He said I could pick one thing.
It's looting, and it's going back.
When Walt used to look through those binoculars
and say, "Your dad's one lucky man", he was wrong.
Hi. Stef, Sam, this is Manny.
嗨 斯蒂芬 山姆 这是曼尼
Kitchen's over there and pool's in the back.
So where are your parents?
I was told there'd be a chaperone.
There is. It's you.
My parents are totally fine with it.
fire extinguisher, burn kit.
Okay, let's have some fun.
I believe I was clear the bedrooms were off-limits.
Young lady, I don't think you're ready up here
for what you're planning to do up there.
Ugh. Not on my watch.
Oh, this was a delicious meal, Mitchell.
I wish my wife could cook a roast like this.
You got a good one there, son.
Oh, well, I'm very lucky, just like you and mama.
没错 我的福分 就像你跟妈妈一样
Never had a bad patch.
Except the winter of '85. Remember that?
Oh, I spent several nights in the cow bed then.
Oh, here. Let me help you.
No, no, no. You sit--sit down.
Let--lets us guys catch up here a little bit.
I'll tell you why I don't like that guy--
and I could never say this to Mitch--
He treats my son like the wife in the relationship.
Before we get to dessert, I've got some presents here.
Oh, you didn't need to, dad.
Oh, Merle, thank you so much.
哇 莫尔 真是太谢谢你了
Look at this. Oh. So elegant, huh?
Oh, this is so sweet.
I think I might cry.
Dad, I really gotta get home.
I know. I know. You gotta do homework.
我知道 我知道 你要做作业
But you can't expect me to see a sign that says,
"World's greatest milk shake--50 miles,"
and not drive to it.
Sorry, sweetie. Machine's broken.
I just wanted a special day with my daughter,
You know, like "the time we gave an old man
a dramatic sendoff at the beach,"
or--or "the time we drove 100 miles
for the world's greatest milk shake."
Call us when it happens, Francine.
Oh, it could be before you get home.
I'm a week past my due date as it is.
What can I do for you?
"The time we delivered a baby."
We were the only ones there, and she was so close,
The sound of a pin dropping could induce labor.
Wh-whoa! Kids love to destroy things.
Not Manny. He's always been a little bit too serious.
I would make the buildings, and he would inspect them.
And if they weren't up to code, ay, ay, ay, the paperwork.
I remember Cam, one time,
rolled a tractor tire right through a chicken coop.
He was 3 at the time.
I remember Mitchell, one time,
karate-chopped a plate glass window.
Ah, yes. I love that story.
Which one of the Charlie's angels he was being again?
- That's not important. - I think it was Farrah.
Yeah, the thing I remember is, when Mitchell told that story,
how--how he giggled all the way through.
I'm sure he wasn't giggling.
Oh, yeah, he--he was giggling, all right.
No, see, Mitchell has a booming laugh.
It's Cameron, actually-- has the high laugh.
No, I think Mitch has a higher laugh than--
Oh, man. I'm sorry I doubted Jay.
Oh, well, confession time--
He kinda didn't want to come.
Well, you're gonna laugh
because my dad was kinda hoping he wouldn't.
Oh. They just needed to get to know one another better.
I am so glad that we did this.
Oh, that's so funny.
Wh-what did your dad not like about my dad?
Oh, well, you know Jay. He's a teddy bear,
but sometimes he can kinda come off as a tough guy.
As an actual tough guy,
You can kinda see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.
Oh, it's--I-I could see that, but, you know,
my dad's actually pretty tough himself, so...
Oh, yeah, city tough,
You know, not farm tough.
You mean cities, where there are gangs,
as to opposed to farms, where there are ducks?
Oh, boy. It's really jammed in there.
Yeah. Why don't you hop on in there, dad?
- All right, let's see here. - Hang on, Merle.
-好 我来看看 -坚持住 莫尔
- Wait. Here. Huh? - Hold. Yeah, that's good.
-等等 这里吗 -撑住 好
We got it. We got it.
Oh, there you go. There you go.
Cam, why don't you go get us a couple of cold ones?
We'll finish this job up in here.
Sure thing, dad. You earned it.
当然 老爸 应该的
Yeah. Good helping there, Merle. Okay.
对 谢谢帮忙 莫尔
It's, like, 80 degrees.
He did that so the meals on wheels lady
had to take off her sweater.
How do we turn on the lights in here?
So, Luke, now that we're here,
you wanna take a minute and say what Walt meant to you?
Luke, you are going through something huge in your life,
and I'm concerned that you're not processing it
in a normal, healthy way.
I'm sad. I'm so very sad.
No, I don't just wanna hear what you think I wanna hear.
- I want you to really tell me-- - Hi.
It's Kim with meals on wheels.
Hi, Luke. Where's Walt?
It is like a sauna in here. How does he stand it?
Walt! I'm waiting for my hug!
I have some sad news about Walt.
He died last night.
No. He had a heart attack.
A man died. You're-- you're smiling.
有人去世了 你却 你还笑得出来
You are, mom. It's kinda creepy.
撒谎 老妈 吓死个人哦
Well, hello? Walt?
Something happen to Walt?
Well, I'm sure you can imagine.
He's in the hospital?
Oh, my god. Just tell me.
- He is? - Yeah, he's dead.
-真的吗 -对 他去世了
What are you doing with your mouth?
- Nothing. - She's smiling. She thinks it's funny.
-没什么 -她在笑 她觉得很滑稽
I don't. I don't think it's funny.
- I'm not smiling. - I'm not leaving this with you.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I just found out my face does this.
Wow, mom. That was so wrong.
Well, it's--it's called a coping mechanism, Luke.
Some people repress their feelings
and some people just smile. But d--it doesn't matter.
Just put the TV in the den. Let's get out of here.
It doesn't go in the den.
It goes right here.
I can see it from my room.
Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night
and look down here.
If the tv was on, I knew he was up,
I guess I'm gonna miss that.
Yeah, it still feels just, you know, a little wobbly.
Oh! Oh, my god. Okay, no, no, no.
That's--that's fine. Thank you. Thank you.
没事 没关系 谢谢你 谢谢你
Okay, it's "Go" Time.
It's okay. It's just a cramp.
Can I get you guys anything else?
Please, no. He's already made me eat
the world's greatest everything on the menu.
Dad, why are you acting like this?
Is this about Walt dying?
No. It's about what he didn't do when he was alive--
Have a special bond with his daughter.
I don't want to be that kind of dad.
I want to be Eugene Cernan.
Who's Eugene Cernan?
"Apollo 17" Astronaut,
Last man on the moon, coolest dad of all time.
When he was leaving the moon, he reached down
and wrote his daughter's initials into the lunar surface.
Since there's no atmosphere--
There'll be there forever.
Wow. So every time she looks in the sky,
she knows there's a message just for her.
Exactly. That's why dads everywhere hate Eugene Cernan.
Okay, "Hate's" A strong word. It's just--
好吧 "恨"这字眼确实重了 只是
I'm trying to make--
I really wanna help,
but you know when someone yawns,
It makes you yawn?
You're not gonna yawn, are you?
I already yawned a little in my mouth. Oh, god.
Jay, I want to thank you for helping me do this.
杰 帮了这么大忙 真得谢谢你
I know Cam appreciates not having to do it all on his own.
What? What's that face?
You really wanna know?
Sometimes I think you treat my son
like the woman in their relationship.
- What? - Like those watches.
Cam's was all big and manly.
The other one looked like something
Grace Kelly would wear.
Well, that's just because
Mitch has a more slender wrist than cam does. That's all.
It's skinny, not slender.
And you're honestly telling me
you don't cast mitch in the more ladylike role?
Are you saying Cam is the wife in this deal?
I don't think about it that way.
It's not like it was in our day.
Husband went out to work.
Wife stayed home with the kids.
That sounds like a clever way of saying "Yes."
They're both equal.
Neither one is the wife.
I know that in my head.
It's just that it makes me feel a tiny bit better
to think that the person he's spending his life with
is a tiny bit of a woman.
Every time I start to feel comfortable with this thing,
some new part comes up I gotta wrap my head around.
Yeah, I guess we got no choice.
Yep. We got two sons,
and they're gay for each other.
I'll take it slow on the way home.
Don't worry. Canceling course for adventure.
You know what I'll never forget?
The time my dad spent the entire day
trying to create a special memory for me.
Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.
I wanna do one thing before we go.
Hey, you on your way home?
Just about. How's everything there?
Actually, it's pretty great.
I can't wait to see you.
I feel like maybe we should get some food on the way home.
Maybe a nice tuna melt.
I did what I could, mom. It was a nightmare.
I can't tell you how many times I turned off the bathroom light.
Oh, crap. Listen, Gloria.
糟了 听我说 歌洛莉亚
Okay, everything I told you technically was not--
so that you could have a party without supervision!
Oh, I had plenty of supervision.
He was running around all night with his coasters and vacuum
and his "Make good choices" Speech.
Good. Somebody needed to be responsible.
Not you. You take rules too seriously.
没说你 你太一本正经 太刻板了
You're not supposed to be vacuuming the party.
You're supposed to be enjoying the party.
A party that you shouldn't have been having!
It seems like you're sending mixed signals here.
Yeah, maybe I should get my friends and just leave.
No, you're in trouble, little young lady.
不 你麻烦大了 小姑娘
You're having this party!
What? They've been using glassware by the pool,
putting feet on the furniture,
and begging girls to kiss each other.
Yes! All the things that you should have been doing!
Yeah, all those things are fine.
Go. Have fun and go crazy.
去吧 去好好玩 疯一疯
But he's gonna ruin my party.
Two birds with one bullet.