Black dwarf system deepest space
Violet dwarf system slightly deep space
You and I will be reborn
In a future place and time
If everything our hindu brethren say is true
In an age of things that hover
You and I will still be lovers
And we'll say to ourselves
That was then and this is, too
'cause we'll still find the happening hot spots
We'll still cruise the cool casinos
You'll still fly me to the moon
Although the moon to which you fly me
Could be phobos or deimos
The psychic worms from rigel nine
Who control everything we do
Will make us think that was then
And 3010 is exactly the same as 1962
Don't expect any changes, my friend
That was then and this is, too
Wow, Mars vegas. Long live the eternal city.
Mars vegas 不灭之城万岁
Rest in hell, crapville!
Out here in the desert, we're gonna build bigger, better vegas.
Bathtubs size of oceans, hookers size of bouncers.
Stand clear of the closing jaws.
Yo, you need any girders bent, I know a guy.
So what's gonna be over there, dad?
That? That the oasis.
Future site of oasis hotel.
Take that, you stupid mother nature.
Okay. Let's hit him hard.
This land is your land this land is my land
Who are you noisy women?
I'm Frida Waterfall, leader of the greenorita eco-feminist collective,
And we will not let you man-doze this beautiful gyno-desert.
Well, I'm Leo Wong, and I say, "boom. "
Hey, what happened to my femi-necklace?
and where's my mega-fem?
Is he badly hurt, Dr. Zoidberg?
I don't quite know how to say this.
Wait, not dead. The other thing.
等等 没死 情况有变
You can't even spray for eagles without upsetting these kooks.
Now, hang on. before you do construction,
Don't you have to make sure
you're not harming any native species?
You mean, cursory environmental survey?
Already done! By top scientist.
Oh, my, yes. you've got the go-ahead, mr. wong.
天啊 没错 黄先生 工程继续
This place is deader than last year's cat.
There's precious life right here in this scum puddle.
Cyprinodon martius. the desert muck leech.
Amazingly, the entire species lives in this one tiny stinkhole.
Killing these will be so much easier
than exterminating those ponies.
Leeches may not be cuddly like pandas or tribbles,
But these poor endangered creatures deserve...
Stompy and smashy.
No, don't kill it! we have to...
不 别杀它 我们得
There. they're not endangered anymore. they're extinct.
行了 它们不再濒临灭绝了 而是绝种了
No, they're not. I saved this one.
不 还没呢 我拯救了一只
And I'm gonna raise it and care for it,
So the world will forever know what it's lost.
You freaking slime wad!
No. I killed it. it was the last of its kind.
不 我杀了它 这可是最后一只了啊
Mother. let go of me, you...
妈的 放开我 你这
Tell you what, Fry. You all promise not to sue me,
我说 弗莱德 你们要是保证不告我
I give you token for free entry in poker tournament.
He took it, you all saw it!
Maybe we did, maybe we didn't. What's in it for me, Bender?
看见了 也可能没看见 我本德能有什么好处
Okay, okay. come back when new vegas opens,
好吧 好吧 等新维加斯开放后来吧
I give you all free rooms,
Free dinner and free tickets to celine dion.
Lose the celine dion tickets and you got yourself a deal.
All right, damn it, done!
好吧 真该死 成交
All right, I scored.
Look out, vegas, I've got a system.
小心哦 维加斯 我可是很有一套的
You said it, Hermes. he is pathetic, but lovable.
你说对了 赫梅斯 他是很可怜 但很可爱
Yup. what? I said no such thing, man.
是啊 什么 伙计 我从没这么说过
I am not acting weird, Leela. why is everyone talking at once?
我没有怪怪的 里拉 为什么大家都在说话
Fry, calm down and stop braining.
弗莱德 冷静点 别想了
Yeah, Fry, maybe you need...
是啊 弗莱德 也许你需要
You're right, Amy! maybe I do need some fresh air.
艾米 你说的没错 也许我该去换换气
Man, I'm worried about him.
But not enough to stop gambling for even a single second.
You win, damn it!
It's all in the wrist.
Voices always yelling.
Who said that? I'm not insane. stop it. stop talking in me!
谁说的 我没疯 住口 别在我脑袋里说话
Voices bothering you, man? I've been there.
被声音所困扰吗 伙计 我有经验
You need one of these doodangs.
A foil hat? of course, he likes pastrami.
What about the dog's testicles?
Hey, it worked. the voices stopped.
They've got a huge selection of carburetors...
That's better. my name's Hutch.
Hi, Hutch. so what's with the obnoxious, shrieking voices?
你好 棚屋 那些讨厌的尖嗓门是怎么回事
Are my fillings picking up the view?
No, man. truth is, it's other people's thoughts.
不 伙计 实际上 那是其他人的想法
You're a mind reader.
Oh, my god! oh, my god! although, actually, it was sort of obvious.
天啊 天啊 虽然 实际上 这很明显
You don't believe me? take off the helmet.
- I believe you. - seriously, do it.
-我相信你 -说真的 摘了它
Testing, testing. do you read me?
试音啦 试音啦 你能听到我的心思吗
- Loud and clear. - what?
I said, "loud and clear. "
Only I said it with my thinker, not my talker.
Whoa! freaky. why can't I read your thoughts?
I don't know. wait. what's that about a secret society?
我不知道 等等 秘密社会是什么
Never mind that. just keep the foil on and you'll be okay.
Also, it'll keep the dark ones from incinerating your brain.
And don't ever, ever, ever tell anyone you can read minds,
Or the dark ones will get you like that.
Hang on, pizza grease.
Jeez, get a load of the batteries on her.
I'd like to get my clamps on those.
Give her a jump, you know what I mean?
Show some decorum there, clamps. this ain't no strip show.
注意点形象 大夹子 这不是脱衣秀
This is a beguiling display of the pornographic arts.
Yo, skip, I can see a guy's butt.
Oh, michael, this is the perfect end to a perfect honeymoon.
- is this seat taken? - actually, we...
-这位子有人吗 -事实上 我们
Slide me those chicken wings.
So what part of podunk you rubes from?
Monsieurs et mademoiselles,
Our circus of the senses now arrives by steamboat in new orleans,
The muted lament of a trombone resonates through the fog,
Which lingers even now,
months after the attack of the fog monster.
With but one hope of restoring gearoticus to his throne,
Our sensual fate rests in the gyrations of
I'm bender. let's do it.
Who is it, the feds?
Aren't you the donbot, head of the robot mafia?
Allegedly. and this is my beloved wife, fanny,
传说是这样 这是我可爱的妻子 芬妮
Whose honor I would proudly defend with a power drill.
Well, I gotta go drown a stoolie.
I'm gonna be in here a while
So do me a favor and drive my wife home.
It's one of them self-driving cars,
So just sit in the back and do whatever.
Oh, Bender, your lips are intoxicating.
It's like kissing an ashtray full of hot wings.
My god, I really can read minds. I have a superpower!
天啊 我真的能读心呢 我有超能力啦
There must be something great I can do with this.
Hello, ladies, I can read your thoughts.
你好 女士 我能读出你的心思
Oh, wait, that's invisibility.
Poker. with my mind-reading abilities and my invisibility...
Wait, no, just the mind reading. I can't lose!
等等 不对 只有读心术 稳赢不输
Sign me up for the tournament, please.
Okey-doke, jiffy pop. entry fee's 50,000 smackers.
好的 爆米花 入场费是50000块
Drat, all I have is my life savings
And a token for free admission to this poker tournament.
You're having an affair with the head of the robot mafia's wife?
Yup, this is her I'm making out with.
Bender, are you crazy?
No, it's fry who's crazy in this one.
You sure you're okay, fry?
I mean, you do have tin foil on your head.
So? you got a leech on your neck.
And speaking of sucking on your neck,
want to go to a movie later?
Hey, there! how are you folks doing tonight?
Great. what are the specials?
Well, let's see now. we've got a wonderful grizzly bear
That's been dipped in cornmeal and lightly tormented.
- questions? - what was the bear's name?
- jojo. - ooh, I'll have him.
- hide me! - hey, donbot,
-快把我藏起来 -嘿 党伯
Ain't that your wife what with you had that wedding with?
Donbot, honey! what a pleasant shock!
党伯 亲爱的 真是个惊喜啊
I was just having dinner alone, when suddenly you walk in on us.
I was exploring a wormhole through
Space many light years from this restaurant,
When suddenly I was surrounded by darkness.
Hot, sexy darkness.
Why, hello, donbot! hello, miss, have we met? I'm bender.
怎么 你好啊 党伯 你好啊 小姐 我们见过吗 我是本德
The world's most sexual robot.
I mean, the world's most boundary-respecting robot.
Nice to see you, bender. welcome back to our universe.
很高兴见到你 本德 欢迎回来
Listen, sugar, I stuck up the burlington coat factory
听着 甜心 我抢劫了柏林顿的服装厂
And got you a little something. it's a $49 value.
Donbot, I love you!
- not really. - man, this is great!
-不是真的 -伙计 这太棒了
I always wanted to nail a dame in a fur coat, and now's my chance.
I mean, if you'll introduce me to one, sir. one as sexy as you, baby!
我是说 如果你能给我介绍个 先生 和你一样辣
I never felt so alive, bender.
Listen, this turquoise-encrusted bra is worth 50 grand.
Let's sell it and run off before the donbot gets wise.
No. it will take a lot more money than that
to make a girl like you happy.
- no, it won't. - yeah, it will. shut up!
-不 不会的 -会的 闭嘴
but not till after I win the universal poker championship!
Bender, no! You can't beat the best players in the universe.
本德 不行的 你不可能成为宇宙赌神的
- You're not lucky enough. - Oh, no? I'm 40% lucky.
-你运气不够哇 -是吗 我有40%的幸运率
The scrap metal I'm made from included a truckload of horseshoes
From the luckiest racehorses in mexico,
Who had just been sent to a glue factory.
- They don't sound so lucky to me. - Not without their shoes.
Here, Bendy, take this. It will give you 70% more luck.
本 带着这个 能给你带来70%的运气
It's the Donbot's lucky robot's foot.
All right! With two kinds of luck, I can't lose.
太棒了 有这两件宝贝 肯定输不了
No, wait, three. I stepped on a leprechaun.
不 是3件 我踩到了个小精灵
Yo, you see this over here over there?
I'm powering up the clamps.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let us not rush to judgment.
That was your lucky robot's foot what came off of your lucky leg.
While it is true that I did wake up with only one foot this morning,
There is no proof that my beloved fanny was involved.
Aside from the hacksaw I found under her pillow.
Well, what about that Bender guy?
You want I should give him the clamps?
Only one thing can prove that he has my lucky foot.
Torture with the clamps or a clamp-like device?
No. We are gonna sit tight
and see if he wins the poker tournament.
He does, that proves he's packing my lucky foot,
In which event...
Or a clamp-like device.
Welcome viewers who fell asleep with the Tv on!
It's the 3009 no-limit hold 'em championship.
I'm the massive head of Penn Jillette,
And here with a color commentary, my partner teller.
(Penn & Teller一档著名魔术节目)而这位 是我的搭档Teller
Our act really didn't change much when he died.
Pardon me, I'm new to this game.
Is this duffle bag big enough for all your money?
Bender? Oh, boogers. We're in the same tournament.
本德 见鬼 我们竟然是同场选手
Quick, get your entry fee back
Before I bankrupt you.
In your dreams, nutloaf.
Bite my shiny metal hat.
Tex Connecticut, the pride of kansas city, first to act.
Smiley Spiff, up next.
Looks like Boobs Vanderbilt has a decent pair.
Also, she's got two eights.
And Bender rodriguez picks up a lucky deal right off the bat.
Two aces. I'm thinaking guitar solo.
Holy crap! A stunning play by mentally ill newcomer Philip Fry.
It's almost as if he knew Bender had two aces.
Bender has two aces? I'm out.
- I'm out. - I'm out.
That's what I'm gonna do to Bender if he wins.
All in. Call my mighty bid at your peril.
My cards are awful, and I need a hug.
I call your bluff.
I shall annihilate...
I just wanted to make my daddy proud.
Well, you didn't. I want you and your junk moved out by Monday.
It's getting pretty intense, folks.
Based on the state of decomposition of teller's head,
We're now in hour 19 of the tournament.
And the first bad deal of the night for Bender.
Hey, pal, help me out here. This is the worst possible hand, right?
神呐 显显灵啦! 瞧这牌多臭!
All in! I mean, fold. Whatever.
Well, Bender's luck just ran out.
No card can save him from elimination.
Oh, my gourds! He's dead.
I'm so full of luck, it's shooting out like luck diarrhea.
Wake up, poker fans!
We're down to our final two players
In heads-up action for the championship.
Your perspective, teller?
But you didn't even look at your cards!
Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill.
Any day now, Fry. You in or out?
现在 弗莱德 跟还是不跟
What's the matter, Fry, you scared? Or just crazy?
怎么啦弗莱德 吓傻了 还是发疯了
All right, all in.
Read 'em and weep, and then tell me what they are.
来数数牌 看看是啥 等着哭吧
Two kings. And with three on the board,
that gives Bender five kings.
- but how is that... - I don't believe it.
Bender has just been dealt the king of beers,
A coaster from the bar that somehow got mixed into the deck.
But it still counts!
Bender win the championship!
That's some good money.
You did it, Bender. You're the greatest.
你赢了 本德 你是最棒的
Tell me something I don't know, sweetass.
We'll be in space tahiti before the Donbot knows what hit him.
Now I am suspicious.
Okay, we finished digging this shallow grave. Can we go now?
好啦 坟坑挖完了 可以送我们走了吗
Poor Bender left me one last voicemail
Before the robot mafia buried him in the desert.
Fry, old friend, before I die, I just wanted to say...
弗莱德 老伙计 死之前 我只想说...
Hang on, I'm getting another call. Hello?
别挂断 有另一通电话进来 喂
Line up, people! Everyone take a shovel
And one sixth of the planet.
We'll meet back here in 50 years,
Our bodies broken and our lives wasted.
And you say these are free shovels?
Bender! I thought the robot mafia killed you.
Nah, they just shot us and
没 他们只是射射枪 埋我们一阵子
Buried us a few times as a warning.
Bender was so brave.
He never stopped making out with me
The whole time they were shooting us.
I gotta get back to my husband, baby. Will I see you tonight?
It's a 14-footer with a clown hazard.
What club you recommend, baggy?
As on every hole, I suggest the putter.
Your golf club sure is classy, mr. Wong.
Naked statue classy.
I just wish Amy and I didn't have to
Wear these sexist badges on our melons.
We're lucky even to play as guests, Leela.
Dad's club has a very strict "no girls allowed" policy.
- that doesn't seem fair. - it really is.
Everybody knows women don't have the focus
To play miniature golf at a professional level.
But that's the best shot of the day!
Is that my ball? I think that my ball.
- great putt, dad. - okay, we're done.
-老爸 漂亮 -好的 打完了
How do you keep this place so green in the middle of the desert?
Doesn't that waste a lot of water?
Nah, we got plenty water, pumped directly from flamingo lake.
不会 水多得是 直接从火烈鸟湖抽过来的
Oh, yeah, I love miniature golf. Love everything about it,
Except how damn miniature it is.
That's why I'm building the universe's
biggest miniature golf course.
- This the first tee. - where's the hole?
On pluto's moon, Hydra.
It's a six-billion-mile par-two. Tough shot, even for a man.
Around the sun. Bank off jupiter.
And right into the...
I'll be right back.
It dropped in! Put me down for a two.
Keep in mind, that just the first hole.
For full course, we gonna bulldoze this entire arm of the milky way.
What? You're gonna wipe out 10% of the galaxy
For a stupid golf course?
First of all, it 12%. Second, yes, you betcha.
首先 是12% 其次 你说对了
But you have no idea what life forms might be evolving out there.
That's exactly why I'm hiring an impartial scientist
To perform an environmental survey.
That's him in the money shower.
Having fallen asleep on what I thought was the toilet,
I awoke to find the environmental survey in progress.
- Status reports, science officer. - Zilcho.
-情况报告 技术员 -没啥
No sign of life or intelligence.
Just like Fry on a date.
Okay, so we haven't found any life yet.
I still don't see why you men can't be
Happy with regular-sized miniature golf.
Leela, evolution has programmed our fabulous male brains
To take anything anybody else thinks is important
Have you seen my new 301-inch tv?
Hypnotoad is brought to you by the magnaphallix 302-inch tv.
Captain, I'm detecting life on the spock-o-scope!
It's amazing. It's like a textbook on evolution.
But isn't mr. Wong building the 18th hole here?
And the golf pants museum?
Indeed so. This whole area will be incinerated
When he implodes that sun there into a black hole.
That beautiful violet star?
It's so you can't keep your ball at the end of the game.
Yo, that's messed up.
There won't be any imploding
once they read our environmental review.
- right, professor? - twaddle-squat.
-对吗 教授 -胡说八道
There's no scientific consensus that life is important.
Yeah. Life, schmife.
Approved for demolition.
It's you and me, ponytail.
We're here, mr. President.
Let's play some mini-golf.
Now, just give it a light tap, Agnew. No, no, no, just a light...
轻轻一击 不不不 阿格纽 轻一点...
Now for a triple clam dip, with a double...
Tough luck, Agnew.
Looks like you and Wong owe me a charleston chew.
- shut up and hear our wisdom. - shut up and hear our wisdom.
- save the ecosystem. - save the ecosystem.
Shut up and hear our wisdom! Save the ecosystem!
What gives, wong? You said no chicks allowed.
老王 啥意思啊 你说过没有小妞的
We are the greenorita eco-feminist collective,
And we will not let you... What was it again?
We will not let you implode the violet dwarf star
At galactic coordinates 167.84, -58.03, mark 948.
Already approved, you cackling hens.
Or i'll have vice-president Agnew's headless body throw you out.
I'd like to see him try.
Me, too. Should look funny. Sic 'em, Agnew.
我想也是 不过肯定很逗 阿格纽
Runaway golf cart!
They killed the headless remains of Agnew. Arrest them!
All feministas she-vacuate the premises.
I mean "femises. "
My fellow earthicans,
These eco-crooks will face the maximum sentence.
For killing a headless torso, that's six weeks.
Well, this is embarrassing.
Here i've been blabbing on for years about killing all humans,
And who actually does something about it? some chick.
Leela's not a killer, and she's not some chick.
She's the chick I love.
And don't tell her I called her a chick, or she'll kill me.
Everyone stay absolutely quiet!
- That thing's on. - Turn it off!
How do you turn it off?
There. Did that do it?
No. Stop it. Shut up.
Here's the button here.
And I think I... now I got it.
Let me give you a hand.
I never meant for our protest to have any effect.
Maybe we should just surrender and serve our six weeks in jail.
Hey, yeah! we could do each other's toenails and make shivs.
That's crazy. We've done nothing wrong,
Other than killing and dismembering the vice-president.
We need to make a choice, sisters.
We can either keep pestering criminals like Leo Wong
with silly slogans...
- Yeah. - Let's do that.
Actually, I meant that to be the less preferable alternative.
We can either chant slogans or we can take action.
What was the first choice again?
I choose to save the environment
by sabotaging Leo Wong's golf course.
Could we still use our bullhorns?
Bullhorns are a core principle of eco-feminism.
Who's ready to kick some sweaty man-butt?
I've got my pointy man-kicking shoes on.
Aren't they? I got them at nine west.
Simmer down, warriors. Full power to the vagyroscope!
安静一下 战士们 攒足力气去破坏
Those dirty rings.
I tried soaking them out, even blasting them out.
Are you sure about this?
It would be better for propaganda if we weren't using refined sugar.
It's okay. The potato we're shoving in the tailpipe is organic.
没事的 用来堵排气管的土豆 是有机的
the media is going to put a negative spin on this,
Like when we killed that guy,
So to win public support, we'll need a lovable mascot.
Squirm all you want, you nasty dumpling.
One less species for the universe, one more breakfast for...
- Zoidberg? - Leela.
Me saving things the leech. not the eating of it.
Zoidberg, I'm very surprised at you, slightly.
- Psst! Leela. - shh! I'm a fugitive.
I know. I miss you so much, Leela,
我知道 我太想你了 里拉
even more than when you were here.
I miss you, too, Fry.
And you probably think what I'm doing is wrong.
But it's something I really care about...
You don't have to explain, Leela.
You're you. That's all I need to know.
Goodbye, sweet goofbag.
I'll miss her, too, buddy.
- dibs on her ipod. - dibs on...
Hey, Fry! long time, man.
弗莱德 好久不见 伙计
Hey, Hutch! what have you been up to?
Same old, same old. Searching the dumpsters,
Protecting my thoughts with tin foil, peeing myself.
So, what brings you to earth?
It's top secret. hey, take off your helmet and I'll think it to you.
高级机密 脱掉帽子 读我的思想
Where are you? and me?
The great hall of the ancient legion of madfellows.
- welcome, bro. - welcome, bro.
Sorry I bashed your head in, buddy, but I had to.
You see, the fate of the universe depends on you.
- yeah, I get that a lot. - the grand curator will tell you more.
- hey, man. - hey.
So dig this, Fry.
Our commune has been monitoring the universe's life energy
For, like, a really long time,
and we're grokking some super weird junk.
I don't mean to be rude, but it's kind of hard to take you seriously
无意冒犯 但诡异拿来形容垃圾 废物
When you say junk like "grok" and "junk. "
- what about "commune"? - especially "commune. "
Come on, it's the fate of the universe, puff it up a little.
拜托 这是宇宙的命运 用词要上档次
Like you could say your ancient order is sensing
Deep upheaval in the cosmic life energy field.
Okay. I'll try. so, like, a really, really long time ago...
好 我会考虑 在很久很久以前
Eons ago, the life force we call chee permeated the universe.
generated a great upwelling of life across the cosmos.
But then, for reasons unknown...
Ooh. "reasons unknown. "
Now that's the sort of hook that grabs the attention of me,
For reasons unknown...
...the chee began to recede,
and the diversity of life began to wither.
The life forms we know today
Are but a fraction of a fraction
of the magnificence that once existed.
But a bunch of dudes, right,
They totally passed this far-out knowledge down through the ages.
Some with this knowledge were called prophets,
Some, fruitcakes. we, the legion of madfellows, are their heirs.
一些成为疯子 我们 精神病人是他们的后裔
- well, that's the show. - neat. what's it got to do with me?
-好了 表演完毕 -不错 这和我有什么关系
Pooperdoodle! I mean, pardon the omission.
可怜的人 我是说 传达任务
You see, after untold eternities,
we have sensed a resurgence in the chee.
Hey, that's the violet dwarf star that Leela wants to save.
Freaking nailed it, corndog.
We believe this star heralds a new green age,
And it's your destiny to be its shepherd and protector.
'cause you got, like, no delta brainwave, man.
The dark ones can't groove off your thoughts.
Silence, Hutch! you shall learn more in time, Fry.
安静 棚屋 你到时候会知道的 弗莱德
But for now, let's just say we have enemies,
Enemies who can read minds, except yours.
Cool. I can't wait to tell Leela.
No! if you tell anyone, then their thoughts could be read,
不 如果你告诉别人 他们的思想会被读取
And our enemies would know of our existence.
For the sake of those you love, you must keep this secret.
- do you foot-swear? - okay. I foot-swear.
-发誓 -好 我用脚发誓
Good. now, to save the coming of the green age,
You must stop this man.
I know him. Leo Wong. I work with his daughter.
我认识他 里奥·黄 我跟他女儿一起工作
Good, that will cut about 15 minutes of explanation.
You must gain wong's confidence, infiltrate his organization
And prevent him from destroying the violet dwarf.
- Looking for a job, eh? - yes, sir.
-找工作 -是的 先生
I'm willing to start at the bottom and infiltrate my way up.
Sorry, no openings right now.
What I need is security guard to keep nutcases out of my office.
- I'm good at keeping nutcases. - I said no way.
Security guard gotta be tough.
This idiot don't look like he could handle those feministas.
I look like an idiot who can handle those feministas.
He'll have to do better than that.
I'll have to do better than that.
Hmm. you and I think a lot alike.
You really think you can stand up to those eco-freakos?
Sir, with me around, they'll be the least of your worries.
先生 有我在 您不必担心
Stand by, men. and manly aliens.
prepare to test fire king kong hole.
Good job, men. and manly aliens.
Construction of king kong hole complete.
Typical. always king kong, never queen quong.
恐怖 总是金刚 从没用母猩猩
What are those, hooks? get out of heres, you hookers.
你们在干吗 给我滚蛋 臭女人
Our top story. the string of eco-vandalism
That began with a harmless vice-presidential killing
Has spread across the galaxy.
Why do you always get to read the top story, Morbo?
Because viewers trust a deep male voice and huge,
Throbbing forehead veins.
Not all reaction to the crime spree has been negative.
We spoke with several people who viewed
These courageous eco-feminists as heroes.
I just wish there was some way to... excuse me.
Some way to show I support 'em.
send them some smokes or something.
So you make more than twice what I do. what?
Root 2 news has received a video communique
From the eco-feminists' unknown hideout.
This is sub-commander l.,
Den mother of the feminista revolutionary collective,
With a message for Leo Wong.
Leo, you're a parasite on the universe,
and parasites must be destroyed.
That's why we've adopted this parasite as our mascot.
I know it's a little confusing.
The point is, even this vicious leech has a right to exist,
Because it's a part of nature.
And that's why a vicious leech like Leo Wong
must be exterminated.
We call on women everywhere to join our struggle
Against eco-chauvinist leo wong.
We especially need good communique writers.
- in other news... - feministas unite!
Incredible. absolutely incredible.
You're telling me this tivo machine can pause and rewind live tv?
These crazy broads gonna ruin me, Nixon.
You gotta help me. send the army or something.
Something big that shoots.
Sir, I don't care if you are my biggest contributor.
Our armed forces do not serve your private business interests.
I'm just yanking your chain, Leo. I'm on it like boring on gerry ford.
我刚才说笑呢 里奥 因为日子太无聊了
Zapp brannigan purporting for duty.
For the love of god, Kif, less piccolo, more fife.
上帝啊 姬弗 少吹短笛 多些横笛
Mr. president, I failed to identify these curvaceous banditas
Despite hours of staring at their dossiers.
Yet, I seemed to have stroked myself upon good luck,
For a patriot of the highest order
has volunteered to lead us to them.
These eco-feminists are ruthless criminals
Who'll stop at nothing to save the environment.
I don't see how a bending unit can catch them.
Not just any bending unit, presidente.
I happen to be brilliant, fearless and short on cash.
我睿智 无畏 而且正好缺钱花
Slush him, Kroker.
Bender here has identified the femdito commander as my ex-lover,
Whom I once made love at.
And he's willing to fink her out for a few simoleons?
It's not about the money, Nixon, though I'd like much more.
这和钱没关系 尼克松 虽然我想要更多的钱
It's 'cause Leela's a threat. a threat to my reputation.
She's committed 30 felonies in 12 star systems.
If no one stops her, she'll break my record for longest rap sheet.
That's a despicable motive, Bender, and I respect it.
真是个卑鄙的动机 本德 但我很欣赏
Now, I could find Leela, but you'll need to authorize a wiretap.
- As many as you like. - I only need one.
Let's call it six.
Question. if you don't know where Leela is,
how can you wiretap her?
I'm not wiretapping her, greensleeves.
You see, like all women, Leela has one weakness.
Hey, Bender, check it out. I'm leo Wong's new security guard.
你好 本德 看看 我是王氏的保安
I got an id badge and a flashlight, and I ordered this mustache.
我有这张保安徽章 手电筒 我还要了这胡须
Neat. say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said,
I need to make a cell phone telephone call.
Can borrow your cell phone telephone?
Okay, but don't restart my tetris.
I was finally about to get one of those pieces
That looks like a backwards "l."
Looking good, security. no feministas getting past you.
气色不错啊 保安 没有女权者在你旁经过
No, sir. not on my mustache's watch.
没有 先生 我的胡子盯着呢
Fry, I can't believe you're working with my dad against leela.
弗莱德 我不敢相信你为我爹做事 和里拉做对
How can you claim to be her friend and still want her in jail?
It's a tightrope walk, I won't deny it.
It takes the kind of multi-sided thinking your dad's so brilliant at.
- you mean being two-faced? - don't mind cranky-pants here.
-两面三刀吗 -别介意 我这个怪女儿
She been cranky ever since she was a fat little girl.
Can I be brutally honest, Fry?
I always wanted a son.
That hurt, but I can take it.
I knew you wanted a son!
Why do you think I became a miniature golf champion?
Why do you think I wear these stupid boys' sweat suits?
To hide your big, fat butt, that's why.
Now, sir, in fairness, Amy's butt is actually pretty hot.
先生 事实上 艾米的臀很性感
What is it with you men?
Why does everything revolve around my butt?
'cause it's so big and massive.
- Sorry. - that's it!
Why don't you just adopt fry and make him the son you never had?
That'll replace the daughter you don't have anymore!
Whoa! what's with big butt?
- Here you go, Fry. - thanks.
-给你 弗莱德 -谢谢
Fry, I dropped that tetris piece in the wrong place
Great! now Amy's gonna tell Leela I'm a jerk.
If only I could explain
I'm on a secret mission against evil.
Wait. evil? yeah, yeah, evil.
等等 魔鬼 是的 没错 魔鬼
What's going on in there? a scary noise?
Hey, you're one of Leela's feministas.
save the environment! wo-mandate leo's retirement!"
That's terrible writing! stop making your point so ineffectively!
Take your mands off of me!
I'm on your side.
Please, can you take a message to Leela?
Just say her sweet goofbag is working
to save the violet dwarf star,
Very well, I'll fem-municate your man-formation.
Well, this is it, old friends. planet express is done for,
完蛋了 老伙计 星球快递全完了
What with our delivery crew missing
And the abysmal sales of tickle me Bender.
Quit touching my junk, pervert!
Hold out your hands and I'll remove your career chips.
I hate to see it come to an end.
Shouldn't you get that, professor?
Professor, old buddy,
I'm gonna blow up the violet dwarf star.
So I need you deliver billion-mile security fence
To keep out protesters. dirty business. lot of money.
来防止抗议者 这是脏生意 很多钱的哦
You corrupt enough?
Good news, crybabies! we're back in business.
好消息 可怜人 我们绝处逢生啦
Sweet kookaburra of edinburgh, professor.
You sure you know how to fly this thing?
I invented it, didn't i? you wouldn't ask Thomas Edison
Whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.
The feministas, probably.
Halt! what are you doing in this parallelogram of space?
We're delivering a fence to keep you ladies in your place.
- Amy? - Labarbara?
That's right, husband.
From now on, you make your own manwiches.
Under the articles of the confemiracy,
we hereby wo-mandeer this ship.
Oh, no, you don't. it's three against three.
That was the greatest play I ever saw.
it must have had 20 acts.
We installed your fence, Leo Wong.
Should we shout a clever slogan?
You mean something like, "the best defense is a good fence?"
Yeah, something like that, only funny.
对 类似这样 搞笑点的
But our chief slogan writer is back at the honeybun hideout.
Does "violet dwarf" rhyme with "men are dorks"?
It does through a megaphone.
That reminds me, I've got to tell Leela about that weirdo
Who wants to save the violet dwarf.
So, the legion of madfellows has a new pawn, eh?
那么 那群疯子有新人 对吗
If you're the dsl guy, you're two days late.
Who gave you that message for Leela?
I don't know his name.
Then you are of no use to the dark ones!
Long lost brother, i'll avenge my death.
Where are your crappy rhymes now, Frida Waterfall?
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Eat only natural whole-grain bread.
Six, seven, eight lock the gate
6 7 8 关大门
One, two, three turn the key
1 2 3 放好钥匙
- My dirty, shifty friend? - hey, Fry, long time.
-我的肮脏 靠不住的朋友 -弗莱德 很久没见
Welcome back to the legion of madfellows, man.
Why'd you bonk me, you idiot?
You could have just asked me to come with you.
And where are we? this doesn't look like your regular dumpster.
I guess now is a good time.
We are on mars, in a forgotten cavern
Abandoned by the native martians a million years ago.
Actually, it was five years ago.
I remember 'cause they washed my socks.
You have done well, Fry.
You have ingratiated yourself with Leo Wong.
Yup, I kissed his ass from cheek to shining cheek.
So, what do I do next?
As Wong security chief,
You will be on hand when he attempts to destroy the violet dwarf.
You must not let that happen.
"must let happen. "
"must let occur. "
Let me tell you a story. a story of two alien species
So ancient that compared to them
the human race is a mere college senior!
On a distant planetoid they evolved
To cooperate in their quest to survive.
Cooperation, because life is a team sport.
one species evolved a better strategy,
And an evolutionary arms race began.
That concludes the audio-visual portion
of our head-clonk and lecture.
Wait, what happened to the snakes and the frogs?
The frogs, or possibly the snakes,
evolved into vicious killing machines,
Honed by the merciless forces of natural selection
and intelligent design.
We call these the dark ones!
These evil creatures preyed on all life,
Driving species after species to extinction.
The second species evolved to fend off the dark ones,
Befriending and protecting all other living things.
- even Celine Dion? - probably.
We call these noble beings the Encyclopods,
Because their DNA incorporates
The DNA of every endangered species they encountered,
So they can recreate them if they go extinct.
A wig and a corncob pipe can be used to recreate my old girlfriend!
Meanwhile, at the honeybun hideout.
There! now you know how it feels to be locked up in a go-go cage.
What the hell are you talking about?
Shut your man-hole.
Are you sure Fry is working for your father?
It just doesn't seem like him to be so evil, or to hold down a job.
It's true, Leela. cross my heart bra and swear to goddess.
But the Fry I know wouldn't do that.
I'm gonna call his cell phone telephone and prove you wrong.
Oh, no! Frida's been murdered!
Sweet she-cattle of Seattle.
Not your strong suit, woman.
Who could have done this?
Your dad? Nixon?
No, never. I don't think.
不 不可能 我不认为是他
Anyhow, there's a crazed murderer on the loose,
Possibly in the shadows or hanging from the ceiling.
So just stay calm while I call Fry.
So where are the Encyclopods and the dark ones now?
When the life-giving Chee receded,
Only the toughest organisms could adapt and survive,
Many more died out, like the Encyclopods.
But, and this is the great secret of our age,
We believe they left an egg behind.
- is it edible? - we're not gonna eat it!
Not unless we find a second one. no, fry, we intend to hatch it!
除非找到第二个 不 我们打算孵化它
And that's where you come in.
At long last the tide of Chee has returned,
And its nourishing flow has awakened the dormant egg.
It's better than good. it's better. with its massive stash of DNA,
The Encyclopod can reconstruct every species
that ever went extinct.
Imagine, all the animals that failed evolution's test
The dodo bird, the brittle-klutz, the striped biologist-taunter.
渡渡鸟 冷淡的呆瓜 有条纹的生物嘲笑者
- so, where is this egg? - in the violet dwarf star system.
-那么 蛋在哪里 -在紫矮星系
- and what does it look like? - a violet dwarf star!
You mean, the whole star is a single... whoa! sci-fi.
你是说 整一个矮星就是一个... 哇
Even now, a dark one is headed to the star
to ensure its destruction.
Dang! so what does this dark one look like?
We don't know. I admit it's a horrifically grave situation.
Don't sugarcoat it, nine.
The dark ones have been evolving so long,
It could be anything or anyone.
You mean, like, people?
Any people. it will kill the egg,
And every dude, woman and child who knows about it.
Even our crazy caps will be useless at close range.
That's why only you, with your defective unreadable brainwave,
May be able to thwart them
And usher in a new green age of wonder and...
You're on Fry-time. Leela!
- Did you get my message? - what message?
Didn't you see Frida Waterfall?
So you did kill frida waterfall?
What? no. I told her to tell you that I'm...
什么 当然不是 我让她转告你我
Oh, jeep! the dark ones got her. it's all true.
天啊 暗影杀掉她 原来是真的
We need to talk, Leela. then I can explain...
我们要好好谈谈 里拉 我不能解释
Well, I can't explain anything, but we should talk anyway.
- where are you? - oh, no.
I'm not gonna expose the honeybun hideout.
Near the keeler crater on mars. do you know it?
I think I read about it.
I'll meet you at the south rim in one hour. no mustaches.
Kif, set coordinates, 36-24-36.
姬弗 设定坐标 36-24-36
Ten minutes late. ain't that just like a womanista?
- Are you alone? - of course, don't you trust me?
-你一个人吗 -当然 你还不相信我吗
There's no escape, Leela.
If you surrender, wave your shirt in the air.
Hop onto the magnet, Leela!
I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry.
I'm not a rat, I swear.
If I'm any rodent, it's the loyal capybara, king of the rats! no, wait.
就算是鼠辈 也应该是水豚 鼠中之王 不对 等等
This just in, we are about to get our asses blown off.
- Labarbara? - that's right, Linda.
-拉粑粑啦 -消息正确 琳达
Stay strong, ladies.
We can lose them in the giant miniature golf course.
But the course isn't finished. and there's no girls allowed.
So, they want to play mini golf, eh? two can play at that game.
Or even four, depending on the number of ball colors available.
- I choose pink. - that's their color, sir.
-我选择粉色球 -那是他们的颜色 长官
They're gaining on us. we need a birdie on the windmill hole.
Sir, at our present speed,
The computer predicts a 100% chance we'll be sliced in half.
We'll never make it.
Not with that attitude, we won't. same speed ahead!
We made it through, Kif. how many men did we lose?
我们通过了 姬弗 丢了多少士兵
Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other.
Seal the airlocks, and draw the shades.
Oh, no! the gorilla! that's a par-four!
不 是大猩猩 那是第4个标准球洞
The mouth's too dangerous. I'm going for the nose.
Don't be a sucker. you won't come out anywhere near the hole.
别扯淡 除了球洞 别的路行不通
You need to aim for the jaws just when they start to close.
Start to close? are you out of your...
Captaining 101. go for the nose.
My arms are broken, I'll never paint again.
You can't sue the military.
We lost all remaining food and oxygen, captain.
As well as our xm radio antenna.
Then this chase is over.
Kif, set course for the nearest xm repair facility.
Meanwhile, we shall sing top hits from the '80s.
Which '80s, sir?
For me, there are only one '80s.
Smell like I sound I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
The shot was too good! we're jamming straight for the hole.
We're gonna crash, even.
Shmeesh, shmill out, shmeverybody. it's a wormhole hole.
撞毁 大伙别瞎想啦 这是个虫洞
Of course, a wormhole! we'll simply disappear and reappear in
当然了 虫洞 我们只是消失然后重现
Another part of the universe.
Crud nuggets! we de-spaced right next to the nimbus.
Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting!
My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down
While my other parts were throbbing to duran duran.
Shall I initiate a pointless and potentially fatal pursuit?
It's gonna be fun on a bun, in space.
躲猫猫 乐趣无穷 在太空中
Look! the asteroid. now it's crawling with life.
看啊 小行星 充满了生命
Like zoidberg's sandals!
Wow! it's incredible.
But it'll be destroyed when Leo Wong blows up the violet dwarf.
- so why are you helping him? - I can't tell you, Leela.
-你们为什么帮助他 -我不能说 里拉
You just have to trust me.
You keep saying that,
But you have to give me something to go on or i...
Out of whale oil. out of whale oil.
The out-of-fuel indicator. it's indicating.
Say, what's that violet-colored dwarf-like star thing
we're drifting into?
The violet dwarf star!
The gorilla was the 18th hole, so we're headed into the ball return.
What else now can go wrong?
Ladies, you're under arrest.
Prepare to be boarded again and again.
He'll never take me alive.
Don't give up yet. I've got one more trick up my sleeve.
That's exactly the number we need.
Something's very wrong here, and yet a little bit right.
Not so fast, Brannigan.
Even less fast, feministas!
All two tons of me.
All rise for the honorable chief
Justice D- o-g-g and the associate justices.
Yo. seat it or beat it.
The charges against y'all femditos is murder,
Mayhem, vandalism, kidnapping and resisting arrest.
故意伤害 破坏公物 绑架还有拒捕
Damn! the big five.
You may now make your opening.
What you got to say for yourselves?
May it please the court...
I mean, may it plizzle the cozizzle.
- proceed. - these charges are outrageous.
Our only goal was to save a rare violet star
and its precious ecosystem.
If protecting the environment is a crime, then...
Protecting the environment is a crime.
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
I... well, now, i... am I under oath when I take the oath?
我 这个 那个 该起誓我就会起誓了
Can the witness identify the feminista leader?
That's her right there,
With the "i'm gonna kill you bender" look in her eye.
Hey, aren't you the robot who robbed me at gunpoint last year?
No further answers, your honor.
Please, justice Dogg,
Leela and her friends are completely innocent.
Hold up. were you or were you not abducted by these hoes?
Well, abducted is such an ugly word.
Mr.Wong, the court cannot compel you
to testify against your own daughter.
No. no, I want to. also, I got something to say about my wife.
不不 我自愿的 我还有些关于我妻子的话要说
Having heard some of the testimony
over these jams I've been listening to,
Me and my crew will now kick it in the mix.
All right. we got us a verdict up in this high court.
Bailiff, drop it like it's legal precedent.
In the matter of Leo Wong v. the greenorita eco-feminist collective,
Four justices vote to convict, five to acquit.
However, since the vote was strictly along gender lines
And the female justices' votes only count half,
You are hereby found guilty.
It's a humiliating and biased system, but it works.
Fifty years in the maximum security Dogg house.
- Ladies! welcome to hell. - beats nutley on a saturday night.
-女士们 欢迎光临地狱 -周六要款待我们吗
This is a privately-owned for-profit prison, and I run a tight,
I've done this by cutting cost everywhere,
especially on punishment.
I rely on you inmates to make prison unpleasant for yourselves.
You're encouraged to sexually harass new prisoners,
Organize no-holds-barred catfights and maintain poor hygiene.
Try and make me, copper.
Taste the lash of my 99-cent-store nightstick!
With the feministas in jail, it full speed ahead.
You and me, Fry. we implode the violet dwarf star tomorrow.
你和我 弗莱德 明天我们就要炸掉紫矮星
- You and me? - yeah.
- Tomorrow? - tomorrow.
- Ka-boom? - ka-boom-boom.
Hello? madfellows? I need to...
你好 疯鬼 我要
Okay, Leo Wong's about to destroy the violet dwarf.
So, whatever I need to know to stop him, tell me now.
Alas! stopping wong isn't the only problem.
One of the dark ones will try to stop you from stopping him.
So, you must stop it from stopping you from stopping him.
But how can I stop it stop me stop him?
Stop it! behold, the omega device.
住嘴 请看 欧米茄装置
The name "omega device" sort of
conjured up something cooler-looking.
Not that I'm disappointed or anything.
The important thing is what's inside.
- what does that look like? - no one knows, man.
It was invented by a blind inventor,
And the one dude he described it to was deaf.
So the legend goes.
the device will emit a localized blast of delta-band noise
To momentarily disable the dark one.
- like farting in a tent? - no, an elevator.
-就像在帐篷里放屁一样吗 -不 像在电梯里
Which is why you must strike the enemy at point blank range!
But the dark one could look like anything or anyone, right?
So, what's your plan to recognize it?
- we don't have one. - got it.
And we don't dare think of one neither. 'Cause if we do,
the dark ones might sense kind of the general vibe.
Even through our mighty foil.
Oh, man! anyone got some tape or some gum?
As my colleague indicated, the plan cannot come from us, Fry.
就像我的同伴所说 我们没有计划 弗莱德
We were counting on you
And your unreadable brain to come up with something.
- that was a mistake. - I see that now.
Freaky thing is, the dark ones' thoughts are unreadable,
Yes, if we dared unwrap our heads,
We could easily locate the one other being
whose mind we can't read.
But then the dark one would read our minds
And crush them like blood pumpkins.
Wait. I can read minds and my mind can't be read.
等等 我可以读心 而别人不能读我的心
- I have a plan. - Great.
Whatever it is, don't tell us.
Wait. Fry can read minds and his mind can't be read.
等等 弗莱德可以读心 而他的心不能被读
So he can safely scan for the dark one...
Leela, time is running out. we must get to the violet star.
里拉 时间到 我们必须去紫矮星了
Okay, okay. shut up, already.
好的 好的 闭嘴
Nobody's talking, leela.
We're just painting each other's toenails with rat blood.
Lights out, ladies!
Those compact fluorescent bulbs waste pennies a day.
Okay, feministas, all clear.
好的 女权主义者们 危险解除
We now go live to leela with the escape plan.
- Leela? - thanks, Linda.
-里拉 -谢谢 琳达
Now we're in here because we tried to save endangered wildlife.
So this time, endangered wildlife will save us.
The martian muck leech.
That's right. he's been living off me since we got captured.
Little cutie almost sucked me dry.
Like a green snake through a sugarcane cake.
The universe's most wanted eco-feminists are now behind bars,
Including gang leader, Turanga Leela.
Aka, the notorious b-i-itch.
We finished un-pinking the ship, hubert. now what?
Now we get back to work.
And if that means destroying an ecosystem or two, so be it.
I just meant without our good friends Fry, Leela, Amy and the robot.
我是指没有我们的朋友弗莱德 里拉 艾米和机器人
Oh, boo-hoo. this is a business, not a social club. money talks.
这是工作 不是科学俱乐部 钱说了算
True wealth is measured in friendships.
But I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside.
Oh, no, a rooster! that indicates it's the following morning.
不要 鸡鸣 天亮了
How's that creepy crawler doing?
I'm sorry, femi-sisters, but it pooped out around 3:00 a. m.
对不起 女权姐妹们 但它凌晨3点就没劲了
Poor thing couldn't take another bite.
Well, I guess we failed.
But what matters is, we tried our best and we looked good doing it.
Bender, is that you?
Who does it look like? my identical cousin buster?
You're here to break us out? but you're the one who put us in.
But I'm bender, king of the combination shot.
I put you in so that by busting you out,
I could commit 15 felonies at once.
Put my rap sheet miles ahead of yours on the all-time chart.
You are one devious bastard.
That's what it says on my vanity plate.
- What about the sentries? - Already taken care of.
I sent them a cake laced with nutmeg.
That's a human sleeping drug, right?
No, it's a human baking drug.
Everyone knows men have one fatal weakness,
They can't resist hookers.
Dixie, Trixie, you know what to do.
蒂克丝 特里丝 你们知道怎么做了
Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says...
Ladies and gentleman and whatever,
Welcome to my most environmentally disastrous implosion ever.
A whole star system!
Kif, old boy, mind if I sit on your shoulders
姬弗 老伙计 为了看清点
for a better view?
Well, actually, sir, I was hoping...
事实上 先生 我希望…
My associate Philip Fry here will
Have honor to blow this ugly, dirty star
Into nice, clean black hole.
Fry, careful those wires. what you doing down there?
弗莱德 小心那些电线 你在下面做什么
Just polishing your shoes, mr. w.
That nice. get between the toes there, very dirty.
很好 别忘了脚趾那里 很脏
Well, so much for plan b.
All situations have the same plan c. bending, come on.
不管什么情况都用相同计划C 曲线跑 来吧
We're boned, bender. it's a brick wall.
我们被困住了 本德 这是一面厚墙
Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables,
But I'm so great!
但我力 大 无 穷
Dogs! the boning continues.
Green bluebird, this is mr. fabulous. we are go for cheesing it.
绿色蓝鸟 这是神奇先生 我们等待汇合
Professor! Hermes! zoidberg!
教授 赫梅斯 孢子
Scruffy. a janitor.
You helped us escape?
Even after we locked you in a go-go cage
like common go-go dancers?
I couldn't live with myself, Leela. I call myself a scientist,
我受不了自己了 里拉 我自称科学家
Wear the white coat and probe a monkey every now and again,
Yet I put monetary gain ahead of preserving nature.
Can you ever forgive me?
I could kiss you, professor.
Okay, but watch out for my new grill.
Before the grand finale, as it were,
It seems only fitting that i, commodore 64 Zapp Brannigan,
Say a few brief pages in honor of...
Whatever your plan is, Fry, I suggest you get on with it.
不管你的计划是什么 弗莱德 我建议你继续
Get... shoot, I got hot sauce on my number 9 shirt.
Okay, locate the dark one
by finding someone whose thoughts I can't read.
By god! I'm the greatest speaker of all time.
They're suckling at the teats of my every syllable.
His voice is like ear sandpaper. I miss Amy.
The one secret no one ever suspected
Is that I really did stage the moon landing.
If I had all the money in the world, I'd...
I'd like to thank the academy,
My agent, and most of all, my operating system,
我的经纪人 而最重要的是 我的操作系统
Windows vista, for everything it...
Naked ladies. naked ladies. naked ladies. naked ladies.
裸女 裸女 裸女 裸女
I never should have taken that accent elimination class
And so, as we obliterize this star,
Let us remember those immortal words
once spoken by a great man, moi.
And I quote, "all good things must come to an end,
"preferably in a humongous explosion. "
Let's pop this beach ball.
There's no one here whose thoughts can't be read.
No one, except me!
My thoughts can't be read. but that's crazy.
If I were the dark one, I'd know it, wouldn't i?
如果我是暗影 我应该知道 不是吗
But, here I am, right where the dark one would be,
但是 我在这里 暗影该在的地方
About to blow up the star.
Oh, god! somewhere deep inside of me, it's me!
天啊 在我内心深底的某处 我是暗影
Put your hands in the air!
Should we wave them like we just don't care?
You girl punks gone too far this time.
Your parents should be ashamed.
Yes, you should!
Destroy the star, leo, hurry.
毁掉星星 里奥 快点
You got it, mr. voice-in-my-head.
I've gotta admit, Amy,
You got a pretty good swing.
Really? thanks, dad.
真的吗 谢谢 爹爹
Okay, time to defuse this star cracker once and for all.
Leela, wait. you're making a mistake.
里拉 等等 你正在犯一个错误
You have no idea what's really going on.
What is really going on?
Then why should I trust you? why?
You're you. That's all I need to know.
- No! Don't do it! - Fiddlesticks.
-不 不要 -扯淡
Leela, are you crazy?
We became fugitives and jail-breakers to stop him.
And hookers, don't forget hookers.
Shame on all of you.
After everything we've been through together,
Do you really think Fry would...
Goodbye, Leela. I destroy myself to save you.
再见 里拉 我牺牲自己拯救你们
Where's the boom? I was expecting a boom.
It didn't work. I'm the dark one,
And it didn't do anything.
You're not the dark one, I am.
leela, you moron. me!
里拉 你个弱智 是我
What did you do to me?
I am the dark one. the very last dark one.
How is it possible I couldn't read your mind?
Oh, I am momentarily disabled.
What's happening out there?
The star and the asteroid.
They were an egg and a sperm.
Great modem of mercy. cover the children's eyes.
There are no children here.
Then move your fat head. I can't see.
The encyclopod is reborn.
A new green age has begun!
So the legend foretold.
Look! inside its pouch. extinct tasmanian tigers.
And dodo birds. and white rhinos.
And striped biologist-taunters.
What are you gonna do, shoot us?
These once extinct plants and animals are my
Gift to the universe.
Through untold generations,
My race has treasured their DNA.
Treat them wisely
with the knowledge that all species are precious.
This is unbelievable. what's going on?
To answer that, I must tell you a story.
A story of two alien species so ancient that...
Hutch, are you okay?
My sister's femi-necklace.
Hey, how come I can't read your thoughts anymore?
I shall avenge you, hutch waterfall.
我应该为你报仇 棚屋 和瀑布
After all these eons, the dark ones are no more.
Will you preserve their dna, o great encyclopod?
I suppose I should. wait, where did it go?
我想我应该 等等 它到哪去了
Well, at any rate, I shall preserve the dna of homo sapiens.
I thought you only saved the dna of endangered species.
I guess he didn't hear me.
Well, looks like that wraps everything up
In a nice big, old, fat sack of...
I hereby arrest you fugitives on 53 counts of fugivity.
Kif, round them up, and spare me the weary sigh for once.
姬弗 围捕他们 让我清静一会
Well, this is the end.
there was so many things I wanted to say to you.
Like this is not the end. but mostly just, I love you, leela.
比如这不是结局 或者更比如 我爱你 里拉
Maybe I waited too long to say this, but I love you, too. wormhole!
也许我等太久了 但是我也爱你 虫洞
Sweet topology of cosmology, it's huge!
If we fly into it, it could take us
Trillions of light years away.
There's no knowing if we'll ever return.
What do we do? should we go for it?
Into the breach, meatbags. or not. whatever.
进入裂口 笨蛋 或者不进 随便
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
进 进 进 进 进 进 进 进 进 进
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
进 进 进 进 进 进 进 进 进 进