I suppose we could just fire him.
Of course, we'll have to give him three months' notice.
Stuff and nonsense. Leave it to me.
I'll talk to the chairman and insist on Mr Bean's immediate dismissal.
Now, then, back to the agenda.
The Grierson Gallery of California
has recently received a private donation of $50 million
to spend on buying Whistler's portrait of his mother
from the Musee d'Orsay in Paris.
It is quite simply the most historic purchase made by an American gallery this century.
It's as simple as this.
The greatest painting ever by an American artist
is returning at last to America.
From now on, Whistler's Mother lives right here in Los Angeles,
where she belongs.
When will we actually see her?
The unveiling will be in about two weeks, and you're all invited.
They've asked us to send a scholar of great weight and substance
to preside over the ceremony and...
stay on for a couple of months of lectures and seminars.
you both hold high claim on this great honour.
The chairman is here, sir.
Excellent, send him in.
Oh, and run and fetch Mr Bean, will you?
We're about to fire him.
Yes, Mr Bean is the worst employee in the gallery's history.
Good afternoon, sir.
Sit down. Sit down.
Now, before we move on to the major business of the day,
I should like to broach the question of Mr Bean.
Now, Mr Bean has worked for us for many years.
And will for many years to come.
I employed this splendid young man when I was doing your job, Charles,
and you can have my resignation if you go anywhere near him.
He's a fine young fellow.
Absolutely. Quite right.
Very well, moving on.
The Grierson Gallery of California
needs a representative of our great gallery.
They're looking for a scholar of a very high standing.
I have therefore decided to recommend for the post,
and the threemonth sabbatical that goes with it,
that splendid employee,
All those in favour?
Our loss is America's gain.
got a letter from the Royal National Gallery.
They're recommending a guy called Bean to represent them.
I can't say I've heard of him.
Well, the letter's signed by Drs Rosenblum and Cutler.
这封信是由 罗森布鲁和卡特勒博士 联名签署的
- Well, that's impressive. - They say,
"He's a man whose incontrovertible genius dwarfs our own meagre talents."
Rosen blum and Cutler said that?
Well, you asked for England's top man.
I do believe I delivered him.
He certainly sounds like it.
However, before we confirm,
Bernice here still feels that we'd get more media attention
if we had someone from, let's say, the entertainment industry.
I genuinely believe that we could get Jon Bon Jovi.
- To unveil Whistler's Mother? - Yes.
I've nothing against Jon Bon Jovi.
The man has had two great hairstyles in the last 10 years,
which is an achievement not to be sniffed at,
but so far as I know,
Mr Jovi knows absolutely nothing about 19thcentury Impressionism.
He certainly hasn't mentioned it in any of his recent songs.
- No, but David... - This is not a rock video.
This is a great and serious work of art,
and Dr Bean will give the occasion depth and dignity.
You're right. We go with Bean. George...
你说的没错 我们就用豆子先生 乔治...
No, no, no, no, David's our curator.
This is David's call. It's his decision, his responsibility,
应该由大卫来说 这是他的决定 他的责任
ultimately, his neck.
And where do you want him to stay?
I have a rather interesting idea.
In our house for two months?
David, what, suddenly there's no hotels in Los Angeles?
Okay, there's no need to get excited here. I just thought, you know,
喂 不要那么紧张 我只是想
this is the Royal National Gallery of England's top man.
I thought he'd be very exciting to have around,
to learn from and talk to and...
可以向他学习 聊天 还有...
So do we know anything about our new best friend?
No, but I think they might have mentioned it if he was a notorious serial killer.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
David, you know, we have an expression in this country.
- It says, "Over my dead body." - Ali.
I'd like to put it on the table right here and now.
This is a onceinalifetime opportunity, and it could be seriously great for the kids.
- You're kidding. - Come on, it's gonna be great!
-开什么玩笑 -拜托 会很愉快的啦
Let's say there is a chart
of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your life.
Well, at number one with a bullet is Dr Bean.
Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer?
Like, "What is an intrauterine device?"
Well, I think more like, "What's the meaning of life?"
- I never asked you that. - That's fine. It doesn't matter.
What I am saying here is that Dr Bean is a very remarkable man.
Hey, for all you know, he could be very cute.
Oh, come on, the guy is gonna be a creep.
All Englishmen are ugly.
I just look at Prince Charles and weep.
Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt.
Yeah, and that's if we get lucky.
Jennifer, no one is asking you to marry him.
You know, I don't know why we have these family conferences
if Dad's already made up his mind.
- Perceptive child. - Hey, what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
Oh, come on, everybody, it's gonna be great!
Dr Bean is a genius of the very highest order.
No, sir, you're in fact in first class.
不 先生 您是坐头等舱的
Good evening, sir. May I take your coat?
晚安 先生 我替你拿外套好吗
Good. Simple poster, nice and big.
好 简单的海报 又漂亮又大
It's actual size. A bargain at $9.99.
Spencer? Yes, sir.
史宝瑟? 是 先生
Yeah, pushing your luck a little here, Walter.
- It's Whistler's Sister. - Oh, you are kidding.
No, sir, we have a range for every member of the family.
不 先生 我们有他们全家每位成员的系列画作
Whistler's Mother's Cookies, chocolate chip,
Whistler's Father's Beer Mug,
and here's a really cute one for the youngerbrother range,
- Whistler's Whistle. - Yeah.
You just blow up her ass. Here, try. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I...
只要对她屁股吹气就好 来试试 对 对 我...
Mummy, I don't feel well.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Just here, sir. - Your attention, please.
-先生 在这里 -请注意
Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.
Do not leave baggage or other items unattended.
Any second now. I think we're looking for a Brad Pitt lookalike.
就快了 我想我们要找的人 长得像布莱德彼特
Get on him now! Move it!
Police! Come on! Come on, watch it! Watch it! Everybody, out of the way!
警察 大家让开 小心些 快点
In pursuit of a 415. Male with a gun heading into zone 10, terminal 2.
Get your people over here now!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Move it! Move! Move! Move!
Police! Coming through!
Come on, lady! Watch it! Move!
小姐让路 小心点 快
There he is! There he is!
Move! Move! Move! Police!
Everyone on the floor now!
- Not you, sweetie. - Oh, right.
-甜心 你不用趴下 -噢 对喔
Carefully take out your weapon, holding the butt with two fingers only.
Slowly place it on the floor and take three steps back.
What is this? I don't know. Weird.
这是干嘛 不知道 太怪异了
Mr Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
Not that I know of.
Well, you can certainly use some.
Yes, okay, Dr Bean. Well, you made it.
对 豆子博士 你到美国了
Well, this is Kevin,
and this is Jennifer. She's been very excited about meeting you.
David, could I just have the tiniest talk with you in the kitchen?
All right, yeah. We're just gonna...
I appreciate that on first viewing he seems a little eccentric.
David, there are Martians
who have been exiled from Mars for looking weird
who look less weird than this guy.
- He has an original quality, but every time... - He goes today.
-他有种朴质的天性 可是每次... -他今天就得走
Wow! That was amazing!
That's really cool. Hey, can you do this?
No, but I can do this.
Neat! Wow! How do you do that?
- Okay, so you're gonna tell him? - I'll do it. Yes.
-你会告诉他吧 -会 我会说
- Today? - Yes, today, today, today.
-今天 -对啦 今天
- Today seems like a good day. - Good.
Well, sir, an unorthodox start.
I guess I never expected things with a man of your calibre to be normal.
I gotta confess. I've never actually read anything you've written.
Tell me, Doctor, what exactly is your position at the gallery?
告诉我 博士 你在美术馆的职位究竟是什么
I sit in the corner
and look at the paintings.
If only more scholars would do that, you know, just sit and look.
You know, not lecture and write and argue,
just sit and look at the paintings themselves.
Now, that is brilliant. Yeah.
- Morning, Elmer. - Good morning, sir.
-早啊 艾尔莫 -早安 先生
If you'd like to sign in, sir?
Thank you. Welcome to the Grierson, Dr Bean.
谢谢 豆子博士 欢迎来到格利森
Welcome to my world.
We're expected in Grierson's office at 9:00 a.m.
Now, this is a man who does not like to be kept waiting, so if you...
- Do you mind if I... - Yeah, okay, absolutely. You bet.
-我是否可以... -当然可以 没问题
Doctor, we should make a move. We're very late.
博士 我们该走了 迟到很久了
Oh. We... Doctor, we... lf... When you're ready.
噢 我们... 博士 如果... 等你准备好就走
And this must be our professor from across the sea.
Yes, George Grierson, this is Dr Bean.
对 乔治格利森 这位是豆子博士
I'm delighted, Doctor.
- Actually, I'm not... - Dr Bean?
-其实 我不是... -豆子博士
Dr Bean? Can we get a photo, please, sir?
豆子博士 先生 我们可否拍张照
Right here. We've heard a great deal about you, Doctor.
就在这里 博士 我们听说了好多你的事
Thank you, gentlemen. We expect a great deal of you.
And this is Bernice, in charge of PR. An absolute honour, Doctor.
All right, thank you. And Walter Huntley, our merchandise manager.
Moving along. Take a seat, Doctor.
继续吧 博士 请坐
Thank you. Here, let me take that old thing.
This is very outofdate. Thank you.
Before we settle in, you might want to feast your eyes on these.
Well, I'll be honest with you, Bean. I like this.
豆子 我不妨直说 我喜欢这个
It's beautiful, sir. I think it is, yeah.
That's a lovely green there.
Good. Good. Down to business. Okay.
很好 咱们谈正事吧 好
I've asked Bernice to run through the order of events for the opening.
Dr Bean, would you like to join us?
No. No, I'll just...
Very well. Bernice?
Now, you will note that anything pertaining to special media requirements
is prefixed with an asterisk,
i.e. Glossy stills requested by some of the favoured weeklies, that sort of thing.
Right. So the big day unfolds as follows.
Our generous benefactor, General Newton,
will be arriving at 10:00 a.m. To meet the members of the staff.
Then, at 10:30, we'll have the unveiling of the picture.
Now, this will be in front of all press and media.
Walter, I'm assuming all this merchandising is gonna be made available?
华特 我猜所有商品 到时候都可以卖吧
Oh, absolutely. From fridge magnets to Frisbees, we'll be ready.
So it will probably be at about 11:00 a.m., when the stage is set for Dr Bean.
Yes, all right, we really...
We really should bring in the doctor here.
Doctor, we've just been inspecting the schedule, and...
博士 我们刚才在看计划表 然后...
If you would just like to take a look at yours right over there at your convenience?
The general should be arriving at 10:00 a.m., and he'll unveil the picture at 10:30.,
so at about 11:00, we should be ready for your speech.
Yes, and I think 20 minutes should be long enough.
- Don't you, Bernice? - Absolutely.
-波妮丝 你说呢 -当然
I know you could fill hours, Doctor,
but for the press, it would be best if you could keep it quite light.
Maybe throw in some anecdotes about the actual painting of the picture
and explain why it is considered to be America's greatest painting.
Is that going to be enough, Doctor, 20 minutes?
Well, dear friends, if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch with the Mayor.
亲爱的朋友 我跟市长约了吃午饭 失陪了
Not the kind of thing I like, but duty calls.
Well, Doctor, it's good to meet you.
It's a complex experience.
Enjoy your stay with David.
They're simple people but warm.
- David, if I may have just a private word? - Okay.
-大卫 可否跟你私下谈谈 -好
I tell you, why don't you wait for me back at the new acquisitions?
I'll join you shortly. Yeah.
- He's a genius, right? - Yeah, he's eccentric, but...
-他是天才对吧 -对 他有点怪 不过...
The unveiling of Whistler's Mother is the most important thing
to ever happen to this gallery,
and Dr Bean was your choice.
Yes, I understand that.
Dr Bean, when we get home, I wonder...
When we get home, I wonder if you would mind
giving me a private moment with my wife.
There's a little something we need to work out.
Yeah, I think... Just wait in here would be good.
嗯 我想... 你在这等就好了
Oh, just ignore that. Her mother gave it to us.
噢 别理它 她妈妈给我们的
Huge sentimental value, you know, so...
Just make yourself at home.
I'll be just a couple of minutes with Alison.
Oh, Doctor. I would actually not do that.
噢 博士 我可不会那么做
That's a limited edition. It's that it's delicate, so if you...
那是限量版本 非常珍贵 所以...
Or, yeah, if... Put it there would be good. Yeah.
或者... 把它放下就好 对
Okay, that's... All right.
Well, actually, no, he is still here, but let me...
- Jennifer! Kevin! - I just want us... I just want us...
-珍妮佛 凯文 -我只是要我们... 要我们...
You have luggage packed? What is Plan B?
if you haven't gotten rid of Dr Bean,
we go straight to Grandma's.
- I can't believe you... - Screwed up again, huh, Dad?
-真不敢相信你竟然... - 老爸你又搞砸了
Oh, come on, there was no time to raise the subject!
Kevin, start the car, would you, sweetie?
Oh, Ali, wait a second and look.
艾莉 等一下 听我说
No, you look, David, my darling,
不 你听我说 亲爱的大卫
I have asked very little from you,
but I did ask you to get rid of Dr Bean,
and you have made your choice,
so you two can stay here
and really come to grips with postmodernism,
but I am taking our children to my mother's.
Just give him one last chance.
- Oh, David... - Just one.
-噢 大卫... -一次就好
- Thank you. - All right.
Thanks. Once you get to know him,
- I think you're gonna... - David, don't.
-相信你就会... -大卫 别说了
- Hello, Doctor. - Hello.
-嗨 博士 -嗨
No, no, no, no, Doctor, that's not for the TV. That's for the...
不 博士 那不是电视遥控器 那是...
Yeah, well, there they go.
Well, Doctor, we've got the whole weekend together.
Yeah, get to know each other and...
I was thinking tomorrow we might really do LA.
There's the Gallery of American Indian Art.
There's the California State Gallery.
There's actually this new place, the Rabowitz,
which is kind of the place for abstract expressionism.
Does that sound good to you?
Maybe you have something else in mind?
Thank you for taking the Ride of Doom.
Why don't you get another ticket? Could be more fun second time round.
He's a genius, huh?
That's what they tell me.
Well, he looks like a fruitcake to me.
Are you willing to take responsibility for his actions?
Well, you're a braver man than me,
and I singlehandedly take on gangs armed with AK47 s.
Get him out of here. Tell him his is a butt I would dearly love to kick,
带他出去 告诉他 我非常愿意揍他一顿
and the next time, I will.
Doctor, there is something we have to talk about,
and I don't quite know how to put this.
What I am concerned about is...
Whoever that is, I am getting rid of them.
David, sorry we're late.
- The traffic! Oh, terrible - Oh, that's beautiful!
-塞车太严重了 -噢 太棒了
You couldn't believe. Every day, it gets worse and worse.
- It's just the way she. It's the green. - And why? Because nobody's in control.
-她就那样 是绿色的关系 -为什么? 因为没人在管
No, it's the yellow. It's just. It's the yellow. She is a...
不 是黄色有问题 是黄色 她实在...
Well, where is Alison?
Well, I've got some bad news and some good news.
The bad news is that Alison has had to go visit her mum,
- who, well, is not well. - That's too bad.
- Gee, the poor thing. - Sorry to hear that, David.
-天啊 真可怜 -大卫 我真遗憾
The good news is that Dr Bean and I will be cooking.
- You sure that's good news? - Well, of course it is.
All the greatest chefs in the world are men.
So what's on the menu, maestro?
How could I forget?
What the hell are we going to give them?
Yes, I think they may be expecting something slightly more formal.
An onion? Just on its own?
No, no, don't be ridiculous.
That's for Thanksgiving. Alison would kill me.
No, no, there must be something else.
Have you ever cooked one of these before?
But anyway, it would take like five hours, right?
What do you think? Twenty minutes?
You're sure this is gonna work?
Okay, you're the chef.
Just put on some vegetables and come and say hello.
My taste buds are positively tingling with anticipation.
I think we'll pass on the appetiser.
So, Bean, big day Tuesday,
your big day, my big day.
I have a question for you.
He's very attentive to detail.
Everything must be just so.
Bean, I think we need to be honest with each other.
I cannot deny that, over the last days,
some suspicions have begun to gather in my mind,
and I would just like to ask you some direct questions,
Number one, are you a doctor?
Number two, do you know anything about art?
Just for instance here,
was Leonardo da Vinci an American basketball player?
- Hi, Dad. - Hi, Dad.
-嗨 老爸 -嗨 老爸
- Bye, Dad. - Bye, Dad.
-再见 老爸 -再见 老爸
For God's sake, Bean, what are you doing?
看在老天份上 豆子 你在做什么
Hello? Mr Grierson, yes. He's just here in the shower with me.
喂格利森先生 对 他现在跟我在浴室里
Would you give me...
Yes, hello, Mr Grierson.
对 你好 格利森先生
No, no, you must have misunderstood him. What can I...
不 你一定是听错了 我怎么会...
She is? Oh, thank you for calling me.
- Yes, okay. Goodbye. - Bye!
-好 再见 -拜
I can't believe it. Whistler's Mother has actually arrived in America.
Now, listen, I am begging you
as a man whose entire professional career depends on you,
behave rationally today.
David, well done. Worth every bright green buck!
大卫 干得好 每一分钱都值得
She's something else, isn't she?
All right, folks, enjoy her while you can. After this morning, we lock her away
好了 各位 尽情欣赏吧 今早以后就要锁起来了
until the guy who paid $50 million for her turns up.
And, Elmer, I believe we have a security meeting.
And this is your key to the encasement system.
There are only two. I have the other one,
so if the painting turns up missing, I'll know where to come.
And if you could all join me at the security console?
Doctor, why don't you just stay here?
Maybe a look at the real thing will inspire you for your speech.
Just stay here. Don't leave this room till I get back, okay?
This chart maps all the security elements for the big day,
and as usual in these circumstances, I've given the operation a code name,
which is Operation Whistler's Mother.
It's not a snazzy title, but I think it works.
Fear not, gentlemen.
With the system we put in here, nothing will touch that painting
short of an earthquake that brings down the whole gallery.
Once we've gotten the general safely inside,
the key figure, securitywise, will be Dr Bean.
We gotta protect the painting without getting in the good doctor's way.
There seems to be a problem
Where's the picture gone?
What? What? What? What?
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus!
噢 天哪噢 老天
God! Oh, Mary, mother of Jesus! Jesus of Nazareth!
Wait a minute. Why am I worrying about this? You did it!
等一下 我干嘛这么害怕 是你干的
All I have to do is go out and tell them what happened.
Then they'll say, "Well, who left him alone with the picture?"
And I say, "Me."
Then they say, "Well, you're fired!" I say, "Fine."
Then they say, "Firing is not enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence!"
Then I go to jail. My wife leaves me. My daughter becomes a prostitute.
然后我去坐牢 我太太会离开我 我女儿变成娼妓
I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick!
All right, calm down. I just gotta calm down.
好了 冷静点 我要冷静点
Give me one more look at the painting.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
噢 天哪 天哪
...which renders the underground ventilation ducts completely secure.
- Yes, well, that's good to know. - Thank you, sir.
-对 这样就放心多了 -谢谢
Hey, do you drink, Bean?
嘿 豆子 你喝酒吗?
- No. - Good, neither do I.
-不喝 -很好 我也不喝
The Yankees grab the bat.
Yeah, this one has extra innings written all over it, doesn't it?
Ozzie hangs over the plate.
He's got the longball threat from the left side.
Smith corks one to right field down the line.
- There it goes. - Bean.
Going crazy, folks! Going crazy! It's a home run!
And the Cardinals have won the...
You wanna know what the reality of the situation is?
Okay, this is it.
Because you moved into my house, my wife has moved out.
Yes, she did. She might have moved out anyway,
对 搬走了 她可能迟早会搬走
but that is one, point one.
I've given my life to art,
and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near
are the pictures I draw on the pavement,
hoping passersby will throw nickels in my hat.
I guess the long and the short of it,
I wish I'd never been born.
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
I believe in yesterday
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
I believe in yesterday
Row, row, row, your boat
划 划 划小船
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don't forget to scream
Splish, splash, splish, splash
Row, row, row your boat
划 划 划小船
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don't forget to scream
I can explain everything.
Okay, explain everything.
- It's inexplicable. Ali, listen... - David, no.
-简直莫名奇妙 艾莉 听我说 -不了 大卫
David, the reason that I came home was because I missed you
and also because I live here, and they live here,
but, David, we have been waiting for five hours, and what do we get?
A drunk and his friend from the planet Zog.
I know, and it seems like this horrible situation, but if you could...
我知道 听来是很糟的状况 可是你如果肯...
If you could just hear my full horrific tale...
David, I think I'm gonna have to leave you.
Well, then things really have gotten bad.
Me, neither. Can't stop thinking about naked women.
- What about you? - Whistler's Mother.
Well, whatever turns you on.
Catch you around, moonman.
Oh, if you still can't sleep, come to my room.
I got some great posters of Cindy Crawford on my wall.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no, don't think for one minute you're getting on that bike, Jen.
不 不 你别以为可以骑上那辆车
Total family rule here.
No one is allowed on one of those death traps.
You promised me, Jen.
And you promised Mum you'd get rid of Dr Freako.
Don't talk to me. I am trying to think what I'm going to do.
- Well... - Quiet!
What a pleasure, sir. Welcome to our humble abode.
先生 真是我们的荣幸 欢迎来到敝处
Not too humble, I hope. I'm expecting lunch.
Of course. General, right this way. After you, sir. After you.
当然 将军请这边走 先生 您先请
Glad you could make it.
- Where the hell have you been? - I am sorry. Trouble at home.
-你究竟到哪里去了 -对不起 家里有点事
- Never mind. Come along. - Sir, there is something...
-算了 过来 -先生 有件事...
General, I'd like you to meet our curator, David Langley.
将军 向您介绍我们的评议员 大卫蓝利
- I'm delighted to meet you, sir. - Of course you are.
-真高兴见到您 先生 -那是当然
Right through here, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a great moment for America
and for one very special lady, Whistler's Mother.
And she's here today, thanks to our great and good benefactor.
Will you join me in saluting a soldier, philanthropist, loving father...
请各位与我一同向这位军人 慈善家 仁慈的父亲...
and an extremely generous patron of the arts, General Newton?
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
I am not a traditional art lover.
I don't know the difference between a Picasso and a car crash,
but I love my country.
I can't stand the idea of a bunch of Frenchies
owning America's greatest painting.
Let's get on with it.
Welcome home, Ma.
Whatever you did, you're a genius, and I love you!
不管你做了什么 你真是天才 我爱你
- David? It's time. - Time for what?
-大卫 时间到了 -什么时间到了
- The speech. - What? Wait. What speech?
-演讲啊 -等等 什么演讲
- Congratulations, David. - Dr Bean's speech about the painting.
-大卫 恭喜你 -豆子博士关于绘画的演讲
Yes, of course, the speech.
对了 当然 演讲
Now, Doctor, try to keep it below an hour,
and if there could be one joke in it, that would be nice.
Good Morning America couldn't give a flying monkey about "isms" and...
- Oh, you know what I mean. - Yeah.
- It doesn't have to go on for long. Just...- Dr Bean?
-不必太久 你就... -豆子博士
- Just... Just... - We're ready for you. Right this way.
-就... -准备好了 请走这边
Just... Just... Just...
And now, for the second highlight of our day.
Dr Bean, a great English art scholar, is here to speak for a few minutes,
not too long, Doctor,
on the subject of our new purchase.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Bean of the National Gallery of England.
Well, hello, I'm Dr Bean,
嗯 那个... 我是豆子博士
is to sit and look at paintings.
what have I learnt
that I can say about this painting?
Well, firstly, it's quite big,
because if it was really small,
you know, microscopic,
then hardly anybody would be able to see it,
which would be a tremendous shame.
and I'm getting quite near the end now
of this analysis of this painting...
why was it worth this man here
spending 50 million of your American dollars on this portrait?
well, this picture is worth such a lot of money
because it's a picture of Whistler's mother,
and as I've learnt by staying with my best friend,
David Langley, and his family,
families are very important,
and even though Mr Whistler was perfectly aware
that his mother was a hideous old bat
who looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside,
he stuck with her
and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her.
It's not just a painting.
It's a picture of a mad old cow
who he thought the world of,
and that's marvellous.
Well, that's what I think, anyway.
Home and dry. Where did you put the original?
Mr Langley, may I have a word?
Stay here. Shut up.
- Mr Langley... - Okay, I can explain everything.
-蓝利先生... -好了 我可以解释
- What can you explain? - About the painting.
- Which painting? - Whistler's Mother.
I'm afraid, Mr Langley, I'm here in my capacity as a police officer,
蓝利先生 很抱歉 我是来执行警察勤务
not as an art lover.
It's about your daughter. She's been in a motorcycle accident.
Damn! Request emergency clearance for 809Adam.
Suspect male, possibly armed. Request immediate backup.
男性嫌犯 可能持枪 要求立刻派支援
Lf you get a ticket, I'll tear it up. Thanks.
Hold it! Okay, easy, fellow, easy. Hold it, there. Right there.
停小子 冷静点 停在那里别动
Put it down. Put the gun down.
Hi, I need Jennifer Langley's room.
She came in at about 11:00, motorcycle accident.
Out of the way, sir.
She's on the fifth floor, east wing. Just take the elevator up.
Please, just stay here and do nothing.
If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong.
I've got to take care of my family now.
The nurse says that it's not a coma, that she's just...
She's just sort of taking time out,
but we haven't seen a doctor yet, so I don't...
- Dr Jacobson? - Yes?
We need you urgently in OR 3.
- No can do. I'm due in number 4 at 1:00. - Sir, it's urgent.
-不行 我一点就得到4号房去 -这是危急状况
We have a ruptured kidney and massive bleeding.
- What's happening? - Surgeon's on his way up.
At last, Dr Bean.
Hello, Doctor. We've got a 45 year old male, blood type B negative,
医生 这是45岁的男性 血型是B型阴性
brought in by paramedics 10 minutes ago.
He's got a penetrating injury to the left chest.
The... Yes, yes, yes, yes.
我... 对 对
The stethoscope's fallen.
- Gotta get him in there right now. - No, no, no!
-现在就让他进去 -别 别
Come in, Doctor. It looks like a bullet in the lower thorax.
请进 医生 看来胸部下方中了子弹
It seems to have ruptured the lung,
and there's severe inner bleeding along the abdomen.
Doctor, he's coming to.
- All right, give him a T70. - Got it.
-好 用T70替他注射 -好
Shall I extend the incision, sir?
We've taken it from the breastbone to the diaphragm.
We may have to extend further to get to the spleen.
Sorry, sir, it's only my first week.
No, you're right, Doctor. We should wait for the xrays.
不 你是对的 医生 我们应该等照过X光后才动手
Help! We are losing this guy out here!
- For Jesus' sake, we need help! - Go! Go! Go! Get in here!
-看在老天份上 我们要支援 -快快快过去
Watch he doesn't go into haemodynamic shock.
We'll be right back.
- Defibrillating! - All right, charge the paddles to 200 watts.
-电击 -好 充电到2百瓦
Jolly good. Clean it up.
Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.
Nice work in there, people. Now back to the bleeding.
Where's this blood coming from? We got to clamp it off.
- Where the hell's that J17? - What happened?
We need that J17 in OR 4 right now. He's got major trauma.
There's too much blood. I can't see a thing.
More suction. Somebody check that line.
Blood pressure's bottoming out. Hook me up with 12, will you?
His heart rate is dropping. We're gonna lose him.
- How's the TMS? - Come on, people! He's crashing on us.
-电子追踪仪怎么说 -快呀 各位他快死了
I'm not getting a reading. Where is this bullet?
Hang in there, fellow. Come on, hold on to him.
加油啊 各位 快 别让他死掉
Lf we don't find it, he's a dead man. I am not gonna lose this guy.
如果找不到子弹 他就死定了 我不能让他死
Sir, we're losing him. I've got to get in there now.
Doctor, you can't just... It's too dangerous!
医生 你不能... 太危险了
- Incredible. - Heart rate is stabilising.
Blood pressure's climbing back.
Oh, Doctor, thank God. My daughter was in an accident.
噢 医生 感谢老天 我女儿发生车祸
No one's even taken a look at her yet.
We're desperate for some medical attention in here.
Don't worry, honey. The doctor will check her out.
别担心 亲爱的 医生会替她检查
Mr and Mrs Langley,
any kind of damage to the brain is a very sensitive thing to observe,
so maybe we should just step outside and give the doctor a little room to work.
The first nurse said we shouldn't think of it as a coma
but more like a deep sleep.
Yes, that's sort of true. Could I ask you a question?
对 话是没错 我能不能问你一个问题
Wakey, wakey, breakfast's ready.
醒来 醒来 早餐好啦
Can you turn the clock back about 12 hours for me?
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
I don't know what to say about Bean.
He's clearly a force 10 disaster area,
but, God help me, I like him.
Now, having said that, there is no reason in the world
why any of you should ever have anything to do with him again.
Oh, my God, Jennifer.
噢 天哪 珍妮佛
- Oh, honey. Sweetie. Honey! - Oh, look at you.
-甜心 宝贝 甜心 -看看你
- Mum, what happened? - You had an accident, honey,
-妈 怎么回事 -你出车祸了
but everything is gonna be okay.
- But what happened to Stingo? - Just bruises, collar bone.
He'll be fine, until I get my hands on him.
- Hey, Doctor, where are you going? - Where do you think you're going?
-医生 你要去哪 -你可不能走呀
How can we ever say thank you? No, you've made us so happy.
我们要怎么谢你才够 不 你让我们太高兴了
- Tell us, what can we do? We'll do anything. - Anything.
-说吧 我们要怎么谢你什么都行 -什么都行
Well, I suppose you could let me stay another week.
- Presents! Presents! - Hey! What's this all about?
-礼物唷礼物 -嘿 这是怎么回事
This is heavy. Thank you.
- Next present for Jen. - Thanks.
Let's see what we got here.
Oh, look, laxatives. Yeah, a whole box of them.
噢 是泻药 哇 一整盒的泻药
Oh, hey, there they are.
- Thanks. - What did you get there?
Do not leave your car unattended.
- Unattended vehicles... - Well, Beanie, it's been
-无人的车辆... -阿豆 这几天过得
I want you to know you can come back and visit anytime.
Yes. In the fairly distant future.
I know it sounds insane,
but I'm really gonna miss you.
Okay. Goodbye again.
Yes, I normally stay till the end as well.
You can go now if you wish.