Three years together.
We'll see each other again. Really?
They're not going, are they?
See you, ladies! See you later.
再见 女士们! 回头见
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
哦 哇 哇 哇!
Tilly, come on.It's time to go home.
Come on. Callum!
来吧 Callum !
You know, we've never actually met.
Actually, we have. Several times.
You gatecrashed my birthday party, called me Julie,
你闯到我的生日聚会 把我叫成 Julie
and spilled red wine down my top.
Well, I'm sorry about that.
You were delightful.
No. No, you weren't.
不 不 你没有
Look, if you're not Julie, then...
如果你不是 Julie 那...
-I'm Emma. -Emma.
-我是 Emma -Emma
Listen, I'll walk you home.
So debate is fine,but anyone can talk...
Just sometimes,action's what's needed.
To change the world. I completely agree.
So what are you gonna be when you're, I don't know, 40?
Can I say famous? Horribly rich?
Terrible. You're so terribly posh.
Where are you going?
I'm just gonna go brush my teeth.
You know, booze and fags and...
Listen, won't be a minute.
No playing with yourself while I'm gone.
All right, concentrate.
Concentrate. Do not cock this up!
Well, it's getting light out, so I thought I could just...
嗯 天黑了 所以我想我可以...
You should go if you want to go.
It's very poignant. Very bittersweet.
Really I just thought you might wanna get some sleep.
I don't have to go.
No, no, go. I'm not bothered.
不 不 走吧 我并不担心
I wasn't sneaking off.
-Jump out the window for all I care.
It's five floors up, mind.
Look, I'll stay. All right?
好吧 我会留下来 好吗?
Sorry, I'm no good at this.
It's just whenever I go to bed with someone,
I always end up either laughing or weeping,
and it could be nice to go for something in between.
That's fine. Maybe we could just be friends.
是啊 也许我们 可能只能当朋友
Of course, you know it's Saint Swithin's Day today, don't you?
Well, today. Saint Swithin's Day, the 15th of July.
今天 圣斯威逊节 7月15日
How do you know that?
Well, he was buried in Winchester Cathedral,
which is where I went to school.
那么 LA - DEE - DA
You know, there's a poem.
"If on Saint Swithin's Day, it doth rain
"something, something, something remain."
"什么 什么 什么 依然存在"
Dexter, that's beautiful.
Let's get some sleep.
If it doesn't rain...
...do you want to do something? Me and you?
- Are you all right? - Lift, lift.
-你没事吧? -抬起来 抬起来
Okay, well, I'm coming up.
好 好 我来
Couldn't you have just hired someone to move this stuff?
Look, I would have paid.
All right,lift from your end.
You've obviously never done
a day's work in your life.
Look, seriously, Em, my plane leaves in four hours.
说真的 EM 我的航班在四个小时后就要飞走了
All right, well, all the more reason why you should lift.
Look, I'm doing you a favor.
And I am so, so grateful.
I bet this bed could tell some stories.
Yeah, short stories. Horror stories.
是啊 短篇小说 恐怖故事
Welcome to London.Well, lift it.
I think I'm gonna be very happy here.
What is that smell?
Onions and disappointment.
No, it's not that bad.
It's nothing that a lick of paint
and a nuclear warhead can't fix.
I've got my typewriter. I've got my books.
I think it's going to be all right.
I might actually get things done.
You know, you might actually meet someone.
Sensitive, wears a cardigan.
I told you I'm not interested in any of that.
Matching glasses, matching opinions.
I'm actually glad you're going to India.
Good, 'cause I'm leaving. I've got to catch my flight.
好 因为我正要走 我得赶上我的航班
Well, go on then. Find yourself.
Keep sending me those letters.
-Long ones. -I will.
And have fun, Em.
You know, it is allowed.
You know, I've got a feeling that
this time next year
you're going to take London by storm.
What is the difference between...
A tortilla is either corn or wheat.
But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco,
whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito.
Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga.
Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada.
Roll it, it's an enchilada.
Is there any chance you could repeat that?
Hello. I'm Ian. Ian Whitehead.
你好! 我叫 Ian . Ian Whitehead
Welcome to the graveyard of ambition.
The kitchen. All right, mate.
What these guys can't do with a microwave
and a deep-fat fryer.
Your basic Tex-Mex food groups.
你的 美国-墨西哥 美食小组
Cheese on top of chicken under guacamole
on top of beans under rice on top of beef.
Word of warning, avoid the jumbo prawns.
It's like Russian Roulette.
One in six will kill you.
So what's your stroke?
Waiter/actor, waiter/model, waiter/writer?
服务员/演员 服务员/模型 服务员/作家?
Well, I'm a comedian.
We could use a comedian.
We all like to laugh. I know I used to.
Well, I'm just starting out really.
Working on my "unique comedy stylings."
Not jokes so much,
more sort of wry, little observations.
I've got this whole bit at the moment
about the difference between men and women.
How blokes, when they see a girl
they fancy, they get all...
-Toilets. Staff toilets. -Oh.
-厕所 员工厕所 -噢
Sorry. You were saying?
No, no. I'm doing an open mic tonight
没有 没有 我今晚要即兴创作
if you were interested.
At The House of Laffs, spelled L-A-F-F-S.
在 Laffs 之家 L - A - F - F - S
It's not a date or anything.
You've probably got a boyfriend anyway, have you?
Ian, I'd love to come, but after work,
Ian 我很想去 但下班后
I like to head home, comfort eat, weep.
So what about you, Emma?
那么你又怎么样 Emma ?
What's your stroke?
What do you really do?
Uh, this. This is what I do.
Still, it's not forever, is it?
不过 不会永远做这份 对吧
My room still smells. Tilly's sending me mad.
我的房间还是那么难闻 Tilly 把我气死了
The flat's a dump.
I keep finding teeth marks in the cheese
and her big gray bras soaking in the sink.
Look, I'm sure it's not a complete disaster.
London's swallowed me up.
I thought I'd make a difference,
but no one knows I'm here.
Listen, listen. Nothing truly good was ever easy.
Did I? That's annoying.
I'm sorry for moaning. I just...
I really wanted to hear...
How's teaching? How's Paris?
You know, truly, really fulfilling.
你知道的 真的 真的很满足
Well, don't sleep with any of your students.
It's unethical and predictable.
It's good advice, Em. Thank you.
这是很好的意见 EM 谢谢
But I've got to go and have lunch with Mum.
Well, apologize again, will you?
I didn't mean to call your dad a fascist.
A bourgeois fascist.
Say sorry and, Dexter...
对不起 Dexter ...
-My money's running out. -Em? EM?
-Can you hear me? -Dex ? Dex ? Dex ? Dex ?
-你能听到我吗? -Dex ? Dex ?
Forty-five minutes late.
Yeah, well, I got waylaid.
And where were you last night?
Language school disco.
-Was it fun? -No, it was hell.
-玩得开心吗? -不 简直就是地狱
Tell me, who's been writing you all those long letters?
That is none of your business.
Was it that girl who came to stay?
Yeah. Well, Emma and I are just good friends.
是啊 好吧 Emma 和我只是好朋友
How much holiday do you need?
I'm not on holiday. I'm teaching English.
Isn't that Alain Delon?
那不是 Alain Delon 吗?
What? Oh, no. It's your father.
什么? 哦 不 是你的父亲
Picking his corns. Stop it.
Take me for lunch tomorrow, will you?
Just you and me. Somewhere quiet with white tablecloths.
I want to talk to you.
Why? Is something wrong?
No. Nothing's wrong.
Then why do we need to talk?
Do I need a reason?
There you are. Degenerate.
Now, I thought you might want these.
Oh, thank you, my love.
So what's for supper? Please, God, not French food.
Golden Boy wants to see you. Hmm?
He's got a new one.
-Good night. -Good night.
We were just kissing.
You were trying to fit her entire head in your mouth.
People have enough trouble keeping the food down as it is.
And what does she see in you, anyway?
Well, she says I'm complicated.
You're just spoiled.
I got offered the job of manager today.
They told me they wanted someone who wasn't going anywhere.
All right, Em, listen. I think you should take a bottle of tequila,
没事 EM 听着 我想你应该喝一瓶龙舌兰
I think you should walk out the door,
and I don't think you need to ever come back.
But my job is my life.
You can't throw away years of your life just because,
well, you think it's funny.
My hair smells of cheese. Monterey Jack.
我的头发闻起来就像奶酪 Monterey Jack
Look, I thought you were writing poetry.
What, go where the money is? Tried that. Failed.
什么 去赚钱? 我试过了 失败了
You just can't see it, can you?
Look, you're funny. You're attractive. You're smart.
I mean, you're the smartest person I know.
Sure. You are. You're attractive.
-You're sexy. -What?
What? Is that supposed to be sexist or something?
No, it's not sexist. It's just ridiculous.
不 这不是性别歧视 只是很可笑
If I could just give you one gift, all right,
one gift for the rest of your life,
do you know what I'd give you?
It's either that or a scented candle.
Emma? So I've disinfected the meat fridge.
Emma ? 我已经消毒过装肉的冰箱
Thank you, Ian. See you tomorrow.
谢谢你 Ian 明天见
I should go, too. All right.
I'll be fine. I just feel a bit lost, that's all.
Come on, everyone's lost at 25.
Trainee TV producer. Nice new flat. CD player.
见习电视制片人 漂亮的新公寓 CD播放机
Group sex Tuesdays and Fridays.
Yeah, but you know, I am crying on the inside.
You know what you need, don't you?
You need a holiday.
Look, Dexter, all I'm saying is I think we need some rules.
I'm not taking any chances with our friendship, all right.
All right, all right. Such as?
好 好 譬如?
Wherever we stay, no shared beds,
no drunken cuddles.
I don't see the point of cuddling, anyway.
Cuddling gives you cramp.
Rule number two. No flirting.
No having a few drinks and getting frisky with me.
Or anyone else.
Well, I never flirt.
Hello, what's this?
Which leads me to rule three.
-The nudity clause. -What?
I don't want to see you in the shower, or have a wee.
Or have a wee in the shower.
Well, I can't promise that.
You have to, Dex. It's the rules,
没商量 Dex 这是规则
and absolutely no skinny-dipping.
还有 绝对不能 裸 泳
All right, then. Rule number four. What?
-No Scrabble. -I love Scrabble.
That is exactly why it's my rule.
Look, we're not dead yet.
Hmm? My swimming costume. It's called the Edwardian.
嗯? 我的游泳前的习惯 这叫英王爱德华时代的
No, the masonry paint.
It's factor 30. I burn.
I've not seen this before.
What, that? I got that in Thailand.
什么 ? 我在泰国的时候纹的
Looks like a road sign.
Yeah, well, it means "the perfect union of opposites."
It means "wear some socks."
This is scooped a bit low, isn't it?
Good job I didn't put it on backwards.
I think I'll go for a dip.
This is a nudist beach.
It is. Look. They're barbecuing!
You see, I couldn't do that. Barbecue naked.
What is that? Is that yoga?
Grow up, all right. Back to your magazine.
I can hear you thinking. It's like this crunching noise.
The answer is no.
Don't you think we'd feel more comfortable with our clothes off?
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.
The rules. Not to mention your girlfriend.
-What, Ingrid? -Yeah, Ingrid.
-什么 Ingrid? -是啊 Ingrid
She's very uninhibited.
She'd have had her top off at the check-in desk.
Well, as you keep pointing out,
Ingrid used to be a model.
You could be a model.
For a catalog or something.
I'm just saying that we're not entirely unknown to each other
from a physical point of view.
Well, you know, that night after graduation.
Come on, you must remember.
No. Blanked it out like a car crash.
In fact, if I close my eyes,
I can still see you there just standing in the dawn light.
Provocatively unclasping your dungarees
as you walk over to me.
I was not wearing dungarees.
So you do remember, huh?
Have I caught the sun?
No, you look...
Do you know I've never been abroad?
What? Don't be ridiculous.
Fortnight in a caravan in Whitby drinking Cup-a-Soup with Dad
and trying not to kill Mum.
I can't believe I'm actually here with you.
When we were at university, before we spoke even,
I had a crush on you.
-Ridiculous, I know.
did it that night,
I couldn't believe it.
I wrote poems and everything.
What have you got to say to that?
Well, I already knew.
What do you mean, you knew?
Well, I sort of guessed.
All those epic letters and compilation tapes.
So, go on then. What happened?
I got to know you. You cured me of you.
I'd still like to read those poems.
What rhymes with Dexter?
什么词跟 Dexter 押韵?
Prick. It's a half-rhyme.
Too much wine. We should go.
No, no, no. Not yet. Not yet.
不 不 别这么快
Listen, let's go for a walk.
Hello? What's going on here?
Well, I thought we'd go for a quick swim.
好吧 我想 我们应该去游一下
Ah, I get it. I get it.
I've walked right into it, haven't I?
You get a girl drunk and lead her to a large body of water.
Oh, come on, Em. Be spontaneous.
哦 来吧 EM 你自愿的
Be reckless. Live for the moment!
Come on, Em. Get in!
You're such a prude. Why are you such a prude?
You could at least leave your underpants on.
Rule number three, remember?
So this is skinny-dipping?
What am I meant to do? Sort of lark about? Splash you or something?
That's a very serious face.
You're not having a wee, are you?
No, I just wanted to say that
I felt the same.
After our near-miss.
I mean, I didn't write poems or anything. I'm not insane.
我的意思是 我没有写诗 我不是疯子
But, you know, I thought about you.
Really? Okay, well...
The problem is I fancy pretty much everyone.
-Oh. I see. -I mean anyone.
Really, I mean, it's like I've just got out of prison, all the time.
真的 就像我刚出狱一样 每次都这样
It's a real problem. I can imagine.
Yeah, and this thing with Ingrid, it's a sex thing.
是啊 但跟Ingrid有关的 就是跟性有关
It's just sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
这只是性爱 仅仅是性爱 完全是性爱
The point's been made, Dex.
But me and you, it would be different.
I think we'd want different things,
and I don't think I'm ready, you know.
If you wanted to, you know, have a bit of fun,
holiday fling, no obligations.
Oh, God. I'll take that as a no then, shall I?
天呐 我当你说"不"了 行么
I think so. I think our moment's passed.
Come on, I'm not expressing myself clearly.
No, no, you are, Dex. That's the problem.
不 不 你说清了 Dex 这就是问题所在
You're worried I might care.
Hey! Hey, Come back here!
嘿! 嘿 回来!
Come back, you little... Hey!
Thieves! Come back. Come back here.
小偷! 回来 回到这里来
They've stolen my clothes! You little...
Will someone call the police? Wait! Come back!
有人帮忙叫警察吗? 等等! 回来!
Could you please stop laughing and do something to help?
Armani, that suit was.
The little frogs even took my underpants.
No, Calvin Klein.
不 Calvin Klein
Oh, Dex, I'm so sorry.
哦 Dex 我很抱歉
Little French bastards!
They took your plimsolls, too.
They're not plimsolls. I've never worn plimsolls in my life.
They were penny loafers, and I bloody loved them!
What? It's not funny. I'm a victim of crime here.
什么? 这不好笑 我犯罪的受害者
Your Calvin Klein underpants.
I swear to you, I shall track them down.
I wonder how many rules we broke.
Who says quality TV is dead?
Plenty more of this when we come back after the break,
so do not go away.
I'm warning you. We know where you live.
Go on, get out of here.
Look, I just called, all right, to let you know
that you are the best friend I've ever had.
I'm touched, Dex, but you're off your face. And?
我很感动 Dex 但你自己脸都看不见了
Look, it's 5:00 in the morning. Go home.
你看 早上5点了 回家吧
And you have an incredible body.
Is that Dexter?
是 Dexter ?
Just promise me you'll go home, please?
I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will.
我会 我会 我会 我会 我会 我会
Dex, you have work in the morning. Dex...
Dex 你早上还要上班 Dex ...
Look, good night, all right?
Remember, you are absolutely, truly amazing.
I'm not that famous.
Aye, aye. How are you, old man?
Your mother's upstairs. She's been waiting all morning for you.
Good God, why are you sweating like that?
Well, it's a hot day.
Well, why don't you go and see?
Look, I've got a present for you here.
It's not from me. It's from Emma.
这不是我送的 是 Emma 送的
A little ambitious maybe.
You might want to push her towards short stories in the future.
So what have you been up to?
I'm Dexter Mayhew.
我是 Dexter Mayhew
What a show we've got for you tonight.
We've got a man who claims...
I'll skip this next bit.
There's an interview that's pretty good.
Perhaps I'll watch it later.
The live show is always a bit patchy.
I don't understand why you have to use that voice,
but then I suppose I just don't care for this sort of thing.
It's just a bit of fun for kids.
They just watch it after the pub.
You mean I'm not drunk enough?
No, it's not that.
You know, honestly, Dexter.
你知道 说实话 Dexter
Dancing girls in cages.
Is this what it's come to?
It's a means to an end, that's all.
But to what end?
We always said you could do anything you wanted.
Fine. What do you want me to do?
-Something good. -It is good.
I just do what I'm told. Look, this is what I can do.
我只是做本分 瞧 这就是我能做的
The medication makes me ratty.
I just need a little lie-down. I'll be better tonight.
Yeah, you know, um...
是啊 你知道 嗯...
Actually, I've got this premiere thingy tonight.
Look, I'm sorry. I can't miss it. It's Jurassic Park.
I'm afraid I'm going to need some help.
Are you all right? Here, put your arm around me.
你没事吧? 这里 抱着我
All right. All right?
Can I get you anything? Water? Dry martini?
我可以给你什么呢? 水? 干马提尼?
Yeah, I must have dozed off.
I'm afraid you've missed our day.
Your father's a little angry with you.
Look, I'll stay tonight.
No pleasure for me watching you and your father snarling at each other.
Can I speak frankly?
I think it's my prerogative.
I know that you're going to be a fine man. Decent, loving, accomplished.
我知道你要当好人 体面 有爱心
But I don't think you're there yet.
And right now, well, I worry
that you're not very nice anymore.
Well, there's nothing I can say to that.
There is nothing you have to.
I'm not going to argue with you.
You can come and collect your car when you're sober.
You're being ridiculous. I mean, you cannot confiscate my car key.
Do not dare to insult my intelligence!
Now your mother loves you very much. You know that.
But for whatever time she has left to her...
If you ever, ever come to see your mother in this state again,
I will not let you in the house.
I will close the door in your face. Now...
You're not there. I just remembered you're on a hot date tonight.
Okay, can you call me when you get this?
It's just I need to speak to someone.
Not someone. You.
A chainsaw for an arm. It was mad.
It's a work of timeless beauty.
It's the finest of the trilogy, methinks.
And I still understood it without seeing Evil Dead I or Evil Dead II.
而我不看 鬼玩人 头两部都能看懂它
My only complaint would be that there wasn't enough violence.
You didn't mind, did you?
Or did you want to see Three Colors: Blue?
你想看 蓝色情挑 ?
I'm gonna skip a starter because I had those nachos,
but you go ahead. You can have anything you like.
Anything up to the value of, say, ?4.00?
No, no, seriously, no, have anything.
不 不 说真的 没有
Well, you know, within reason.
It's just so good to see you again.
And you're going to be an amazing teacher.
I wish I'd had more teachers like you.
Not that I'd have got any work done. Miss Morley.
只是我还没有做过任何工作 Morley 老师
-You have no new messages.-
Comedy's a cruel mistress.
Sometimes, Emma, I think the only way
有时 Emma 我认为唯一的办法
I'm going to see my name up in lights
is if I change it to Emergency Exit.
Anyway, I'm doing an improvisation night at the moment.
Mr. Giggles. Not his real name.
But I think I'm gonna stick to the more observational material.
I've got this whole thing at the moment
about the difference between cats and dogs.
Okay. Do you know what the hardest thing
about being a stand-up comedian is?
Is it the clothes?
It's that people expect you to be on all the time.
Because if you're not being funny, then what are you being?
Ian, it's not a performance.
Except it sort of is, though, isn't it?
I've been so excited about seeing you. Like nervous.
I'm no good at this stuff, either.
It's just I graduated today.
I'm finally, actually qualified to do something useful,
and I wanted to celebrate with someone.
Was Dexter busy?
Em, when you hear this,
can you just get in a cab?
Maybe you could even stay over, you know, on the sofa or something?
I need to just see you.
Please, can you just come over?
Emma Morley? Hmm?
Emma Morley? 嗯?
Can I say something?
I think you are the absolute bollocks.
You, with your honeyed words.
I should probably head home.
Don't go. Let's go somewhere else.
actually. I mean,
it's a dump, like, horrible.
But I've got music and booze.
Or a hot, milky drink if you prefer.
We could go on an Ovaltine bender.
All right. Okay. One, two, three, go!
好吧 一 二 三 走!
This way, this way, this way!
这边 这边 这边!
That's not needy. That's just affection.
I've just got a lot of love to give.
Well, if I can't call you, can I come and see you?
那么 如果我不能给你打电话 我能来看看你吗?
Do you know where the matches are?
You might wanna leave it for a couple of minutes. Go.
Hi, Miss Morley. Hi.
嗨 Morley老师 嗨
There gonna be a showbiz party afterwards
with champagne, and canap and the tinkle of laughter?
It's a school play, Ian.
I suspect we'll be home by half 9:00.
Why don't you stay at mine for a change?
I'll wash my duvet cover.
Is that your boyfriend, Miss Morley?
Greetings, boys and girls. Welcome to the Late Night Lock In.
问候 男孩和女孩 欢迎
Camera one, Dexter.
The show that is late, live and loud.
Dexter, gentleman to see you.
Mind the cables, sir.
I helped myself to tea and buns.
I hope I'm not going to get you into trouble.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
There he is! Hey!
Doesn't he look gorgeous? Come to Suki.
他不觉得自己看起来很华丽吗? 来 Suki
Suki Sue. Come here.
Suki Sue 来这里
I just want to eat you up.
Suki, actually, look, this is my father.
Suki 看 这是我的父亲
Wotcha, Mr. M.
Wotcha M 先生
Isn't your son gorgeous?
Um, he's very nice.
And where's Mrs. M?
Sadly, she passed away.
Barry, I need some water.
What an appalling woman.
Actually, she's sort of my girlfriend.
Oh, well, congratulations.
Your mother would have been most impressed.
I'll be watching at home if I can stay awake.
and don't take any notice of what they say in the papers.
Okay, sir. If you'd like to come this way.
好的 先生 请到这边来
I'm the king of car crash television.
But you're the king of it. That's good.
Caption under photo. "Odious."
Why can't you come again?
Because I'm working.
I'll send a car to come and pick you up.
I know, and I'm sorry.
I'm just so much better when you're around.
Look, I'm just worried I'm gonna be
stood in front of the camera thinking,
"What's the bloody point?"
The show's ridiculous. I'm such a fraud, Em.
这表演太荒谬了 我真是一个骗子 EM
Hey, come on. That's enough.
You know what you're doing. You'll be fine.
Just don't speak in that weird voice, okay?
Okay. All right. Bye.
好 好吧 再见
Get ready. Here we go.
准备好 在这里 我们来了
Great stuff. Let's move. Let's move!
伟大的东西 让我们行动起来 让我们行动起来!
Okay, come on, guys. Let's go.
好吧 来吧 伙计们 走吧
We're on, superstar.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Late Night Lock In.
欢迎来到 Late Night Lock In
The show that is late, live...
And what a show we've got for you tonight.
Well done, darling.
Come on, Miss Morley.
来吧 Morley 小姐
The Maxi Crew, ladies and gentlemen.
Maxi Crew 女士们 先生们
The Maxi Crew The Maxi Crew.
All right, take a seat, fellas. Take a seat. You can sit down there.
坐下吧 伙计们 坐 你可以坐那
Right, guys, I just wanna start by saying that that jam was fresh.
好 伙计们 开始我只是想说那果酱很新鲜
Right, okay, so let's kick it off with... Let's ask some questions.
好吧 别管那些... 让我们问一些问题
What is hip hop? Is this the voice from the street?
Is this why you guys are just so angry?
It's chill, it's chill, it's chill. It's chill, it's chill, it's chill.
Listen, can you rap about anything?
For example, could you rap about a cheese sandwich?
Are you new here? Have you done this before?
Oh, dear. Do not try this at home.
哦 亲爱的 不要在家里尝试这个
Do you think you'll finish painting today?
I'd like to at least get the TV back inside.
All right, all right. I can have breakfast first, can't I?
We've had breakfast.
All right, brunch, then.
Brunch. Is it lunch? Is it breakfast?
早午餐 它是午餐吗? 它是早餐吗?
No, it's brunch. What about brinner, say?
不 它是早午餐 难道是早晚餐?
Well, I should get on.
I thought we agreed about snootch?
我想我们同意 snooth 这件事
I can't seem to say anything right these days, can I?
Look, if you don't want me to go tonight...
No, you should go.
Or if you wanted to come with us...
What? Dexter ignoring me, and you talking over me?
什么? Dexter 然后你们都讨论我
It won't be like that.
Anyway, I've got a gig tonight
at The Rose & Crown, Sir Laffalots.
在 The Rose & Crown, Sir Laffalots
Better get back to it then.
Thirty-four identical essays on Lord of the Flies.
三十四篇写 Lord of the Flies 的散文
Em? About 1700 hours,
do you fancy a little bit of the old...
You know, Afternoon delight?
You look incredible.
Let's see the dress.
No, it's brand new.
Well, you look great, and I love the shoes.
嗯 你看起来棒极了 我爱你的鞋子
Thank you. It's the world's first orthopedic high heel.
Look, it's been too long, Em.
I need to have some fun tonight.
Can we have fun, please?
Look, I'll be two seconds. It's work.
Suki, you nutter.
Where are you, baby?
I thought you were supposed to be at the party.
You do know they damage your brain?
They do not damage your brain.
Ha ha, very funny, Em.
哈哈 很可笑 EM
I guarantee you, one year, one year, and you'll have one of these.
我向你保证 只需要一年 你就会有一台
You're on. If I ever get a mobile phone, you can buy me dinner.
那好 如果我得到一台手机 你就请我吃晚餐
So, come on. How's the king of comedy?
Oh, Ian's fine. We both are.
哦 Ian 没事 我们都很好
Are you still very much in love?
He can belch the theme to The A-Team. I'm only flesh and blood.
I don't know. These days, we don't seem to...
我不知道 这些天来 我们似乎没有...
And how's the new place? How's that?
Flat's fine. Well, it's a room and a half in murder mile.
And Ian's been talking about painting
the same wall for the past six months.
But it's got potential. There's a view. The Gasworks.
但它有潜力 有很好的风景 还有煤气厂
You should come round.
Oh, she's fantastic. Yeah, gorgeous.
哦 她太棒了 简直就是华丽
What's great for me is that she really understands the industry.
You know, she knows exactly what it's like to be...
I was gonna say "famous." God, we hate the word.
Every time I turn on the telly,
she's there in a pink rubber catsuit.
She's doing incredibly well.
Well, we both are.
I've got some really, really exciting stuff coming up.
It's all sort of in development.
If I told you, I'd have to shoot you.
Never mind. Start without me, all right?
没关系 开始没有我 好吗?
There you are. Enjoy.
What are you doing, you silly thing?
Well, listen, we'll talk later.
好吧 听着 我们迟点再讨论
Look at this. This looks gorgeous.
Are you all right? Maybe she could join us?
Hey, hey, hey, what's this?
嘿 嘿 嘿 这是什么?
I'm here to see you, remember?
Right, well, how's the teaching?
What? If you're not interested, don't ask.
什么? 如果你不感兴趣 就别问
I just thought you were going to be writing this novel, that's all.
And I will. But I have to earn a living.
More to the point, I enjoy it.
I'm a bloody good teacher, Dexter.
Still, you know what they say?
No, what do they say?
You know, "Those who can..."
No, I'm sorry. I'm not familiar. Finish the sentence.
不 我很抱歉 我不熟悉这些 继续吧
All right. Well, "Those who can, do,
"and those who can't, teach."
And those who can teach say, "Go fuck yourself!"
而教书的人就说 "去他妈的! "
Em! Em, come on. Look, whatever I've done, I'm sorry.
EM! EM 无论我做了什么 我很抱歉
You've obviously had a bit too much to drink.
No, you're drunk! You're drunk!
不 你醉了! 你醉了!
Do you realize that I have literally not seen you sober for three years?
Nipping off to the toilet every 10 minutes.
Either you're on coke, or you've got dysentery.
Either way, it's boring!
Banging on about yourself all the time.
Well, I wouldn't mind, Dex,
好吧 我不会介意 Dex
but you're a TV presenter, all right?
You've not invented penicillin.
All you do is stand around shouting,
"Make some noise!"
Look, I am having fun, that's all.
I've been through a lot recently.
I might get a bit carried away,
but if you wouldn't stop getting at me...
Am I? I don't mean to, and I...
我? 我不是故意的 而且...
I know that you've been through a lot with your mum and all, I know.
But, there are things that I needed to talk to you about.
About how I am stuck in this flat
with a man that I am not in love with.
And if I can't talk to you,
then what is the point of you? Of us?
What do you mean, "What's the point?"
I think we've outgrown each other.
No, you have outgrown me.
You think I'm uncool and dreary.
I don't think you're dreary. Em...
I think if it's over,
then we should just face facts. Say goodbye.
It sounds like you're dumping me.
Yeah, maybe I am.
You're not who you used to be.
Come on, Em. Look, I apologize!
来吧 EM 我道歉!
Come on. That's it.
I love you, Dexter. So much.
我爱你 Dexter 很深很深
I just don't like you anymore.
Johnny Cage wins.
Johnny Cage 获胜
That's an almighty win from the Blade Cruisers there.
I think you'll all agree. Well done, guys.
我想你们都会同意 干得好 伙计们
That's all from tonight's Joy Stick Jockeys. Join us next week
when we review the smoking hot new console games coming at you.
Until then, night owls, keep gaming.
直到这时 夜猫们 继续游戏吧
Do I really have to say "smoking hot"?
It's just I'm 32, for God's sake.
What, they're sacking me?
You see, sack has negative connotations.
It's just they wanna try a new presenter.
So they are sacking me?
Well, no, they're taking the show in a different direction,
哦 不 他们正在考虑一个不同的节目
but it's a direction away from you.
Okay, so less you now.
More you in your 20s.
So, what's the good news?
Well, you said you had some bad news. What's the good news?
好了 你说你有一些坏消息 好消息呢?
Every career has its ups and downs.
This is just a bloody great down.
And I sense a bit of disenchantment, Dexy.
Just a little concerned about my future.
It's not quite what I was expecting.
The future never is. That's what makes it so bloody exciting!
Everyone loves you, yeah?
But they love you in that ironic,
love-to-hate kind of way.
Right? And all that we need to do
is just find someone that loves you for real.
I love you, Sylvie.
No, no, wait. No, I'm in love with you.
不 不 等一下 不 我爱上你了
Look, I've never said this to anyone before.
Well, that's a lie. Um...
嗯 这是一个谎言 嗯...
I love you, Sylvie. I...
我爱你 Sylvie 我...
Sylvie tells me you used to be quite well known.
TV presenter or something.
I did. Yeah. Once upon a time.
Yes, on Larginit. That program.
是的 在 Larginit台的那个节目
You used to really hate it.
"Turn it off," she used to say.
"Turn it off. It's killing your brain cells."
That was you, was it?
You still work in television, Dexter?
你仍然在电视台工作吗 Dexter ?
Not so much, no.
That sort of drifted away, really.
Dexter's just being modest. He gets lots of offers.
Dexter 只是谦虚 他得到很多的录用
Anyway, what he really wants to do is produce.
Are you there, Moriarty?
Two for two, nice work, bro.
Going for a hat trick.
Are you there, Moriarty?
The crowd goes wild!
Better luck next time, son. Thank you.
下一次运气会更好的 孩子 谢谢
Well, I'm still very proud of you.
Oh, isn't this fun?
-Dexter, care to take me on? -Oh, no.
-Dexter 介不介意带上我? -哦 不
That's a terrific idea.
Darling, are you sure?
Come on, chap. Pick up your weapon.
来吧 第一章 拿起你的武器
Nice and tight, Mum.
-All right? - All right.
-Very good. - We don't want you cheating.
Good luck. All right.
All right, ready?
As ready as I'll...
Good God, man! What the hell do you think you're doing?
That table was from Italy. I'm so sorry.
I must have just caught her at a funny angle there.
You didn't even ask if she was there, Moriarty.
Look, I don't know what I was thinking.
Serves me right for not changing the locks.
Looking good, Ian.
You can get stuffed, Emma.
Is that from your act?
No, though I have got this new thing I've been working on.
and I say, "Here's a funny story.
You'll like this."
Ian. "There's this guy,
"and he's going out with this girl, and he worships her,
"and they buy this flat together.
"And then he gets her an engagement ring, the lot.
"It turns out that she is still in love with her best friend."
Interesting theory, Ian,
except I've not seen Dexter for ages.
只是我已经很长时间没见 Dexter 了
-No? -That is not the reason.
Do you know how he found out about it? He read it in her poetry.
-Give it back to me! -"Our graduation night!
"The erotic intensity of the shared bed."
"That magic week in France." It's all here in blank verse.
If you ever, ever, come in here again I will call the police!
Call the bloody police! It's my flat, too!
Is it? I paid the mortgage!
You just sat around farting and
watching the bloody Wrath of Khan!
You love The Wrath of Khan.
I hate The Wrath of Khan.
It's a good job we didn't get married.
I'm sorry about going through all your stuff.
I've just been a bit mad recently, that's all.
Either that, or it's trapped wind. I'm not sure.
Either way, it'll pass.
It's good, by the way.
Not the poems. The poems are awful,
but the rest of the stuff, the stories. You're funny.
但其他的东西 那故事 你真好笑
-Not like me. -Ian.
No, I'm just saying that you should show them to someone,
because you're better than you know.
So that's Emma Morley. We went to university together.
那是 Emma Morley 我大学同学
Did you sleep with her as well?
What about the bride?
No. God, what is this?
不 天呐 你在说什么?
It's just that every weekend we go to a wedding
with a coachload of people that you've slept with.
It's like a conference.
You know you're the only one for me now.
You are. Come on, come here. Come here.
你是 来吧 来这里 来这里
Hummus wraps. Organic smoothies.
Fair Trade coffees.
Crayfish. Dex, people go crazy for the little buggers.
小龙虾 Dex 人们都为这小家伙发疯
I've got 12 branches already. Twelve more by the end of the year.
Well, you know, there's a rumor going around
that you're actually a multi millionaire.
Well, define multi.
You should come and have lunch. We should talk.
What, are you offering me a job?
No, I'm just saying...
You are, aren't you? You're offering me a job.
Look, I haven't seen you on telly for a while.
你看 我没见过你 电视上一段时间
I thought if you wanted a fresh start...
Callum, mate. Mate, mate, mate.
At university, you wore the same pair of jeans for...
What was it, four years?
Long time ago now, pal.
We're not students anymore.
Someone seems to be enjoying it.
Look, look over here.
Have you seen Emma Morley?
你有没有 见过 Emma Morley?
Right under our noses all this time. Eh?
I tell you, the one discovery changed my life.
I've got 12 branches already.
Another 12 by the end of the year.
I was telling Dexter there's plenty of opportunities.
我告诉 Dexter 他会有很多机会
Darling, I'll be back in a bit.
Do you want some champagne?
It's not champagne. It's Spanish.
When I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
Do you want to get out of here?
And through it all She offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Today must be quite tough for you, having slept with the bride.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What? How do you know all these things?
Tilly told me all about it. Oh, did she?
The foot massage spun out of control.
I think you even used my olive oil.
Footprints halfway up the kitchen wall.
Well, that stuff's behind me now, so...
嗯 这东西的现在在我的身后 所以...
Really, what happened?
Sex in toilet cubicles lose its bittersweet charm?
Well, an orgy won't keep you warm at night, Emma.
An orgy won't look after you when you're old.
Anyway, I screwed up my career.
And screwed up things with Mum.
And I screwed up my friendships.
And then Sylvie just came along.
And she sort of, well, saved me, really.
She's very beautiful.
Of course, she has absolutely no sense of humor.
Just as well. A sense of humor's overrated.
Goofing around all the time.
The only time Ian ever really made me laugh
was when he fell down the stairs.
Well, you know, Sylvie says she doesn't like to laugh.
Sylvie 你知道 她不喜欢笑
Doesn't really like what it does to her face.
But you love her, right?
Yeah, I worship her.
I'm loving Colin instead
Oh, no, no. This way.
哦 不 不 这边走
Where are we going?
So, come on, then. You, huh?
Don't start, Dex.
Your sympathy. I'm not lonely. I'm alone.
There, how'd that sound?
Yeah, yeah. I bought that.
啊 是啊 我买了
I've got a tiny advance to write this book.
Well, you know, I have something to tell you, too.
You're getting married.
So, you're pleased?
Of course I'm pleased, Dex. Fantastic news, really.
我当然很高兴 Dex 太好了
Scented? Your wedding invitations are scented.
No, Dex, it's money. They smell of money.
Dex 它的钱 他们闻到钱的味道了
Yeah, I think that's what they call a shotgun wedding.
是的 我认为这就是 强婚
Do you know who the father is?
Is that allowed? Will they let you?
It's incredible, isn't it?
You're going to be a wonderful father.
Do you really think so?
I don't doubt it for a minute.
I missed you, Dex.
Well, I missed you, too.
No more disappearing.
No, well, I won't if you won't.
好 我不会再消失 如果你不会
Absolutely, let's go.
Come on, Jasmine. Come on.
别这样 Jasmine 别这样
Come on. You gonna stop crying?
How you getting on?
Good, mate. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好 是啊 是啊
Not quite what I was expecting, but...
Well, you see the words organic and homemade...
Yeah, I know. You imagined a couple of hippies
on a little farm somewhere, knitting their own muesli.
Nice idea, but this is business, Dex.
好主意 但这是商业 Dex
Yeah, well, I realize that. Here's your last two.
Listen, mate. You're only here to learn the ropes, okay?
听着 你只在这里学习窍门的 好吗?
Company policy. Everyone has to.
Callum, I'm enjoying it.
Honestly, I'm good.
There's plenty of formula left.
I've pureed the veggies,
or you could mash a banana.
And what about Indian food? I can give her a curry, can't I?
No, no, no, Dexter. No.
不 不 不 Dexter 不
Sylvie, I'm joking.
I keep missing those, don't I?
I'm sorry. It's just that I'm late.
I don't even know why I'm going.
-I'm too old for hen nights. -No, you're not.
-我太老了参加不了女生派对 -不 才不是
I'll be back tomorrow morning.
Be good. Try not to burn the house down.
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
Goodbye, my sweetheart. Say goodbye to Mummy.
Say goodbye to Mummy.
Oh, I know, honey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
哦 我知道 亲爱的我很抱歉
Oh! Come on. We'll be all right, won't we?
哦! 我们会好好的 对吧?
Party started there's no end in sight
Everybody's moving to the rhythm that's inside
It's a crazy world but tonight's the right situation
I am Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
Wahey! Let's have a big hand and give a round of applause...
Look, Jas. Look, that's Daddy's ex.
瞧 JAS 看 这是爸爸的前女友
...for basketball stars TJ and Mickey D!
...篮球巨星 TJ 和 Mickey D!
Isn't she loud?
Can you even fit them in a two-shot?
They are so tall. I'm practically melting over here.
Isn't she a loud, loud girl?
"Julie Criscoll, aged 15, wanted
"Julie Criscoll 才15岁 觉得
"nothing more than to change the world.
"If only all the politicians would actually listen."
Yeah, well that's Em.
呀 这就是 EM
Yeah, that's Em. She wrote the book.
是啊 那是EM 是她写了这本书
I'm so sorry, darling.
Look, how's the party going? How's it all going?
你看 聚会如何呢? 一切可好?
We're all going on to some club. How is she?
Asleep. You know, finally.
She's been awake all this time?
Yeah, my fault. I should have given her the decaf.
是啊 我的错 我应该给她脱咖啡因的
See? There you go. I made you laugh.
Yeah. No, no, I'm good. I'm good.
是啊 不 不 我很好 我很好
Why? Were you worried?
No reason. I just...
Well, I was just checking up on you and...
Well, everything's fine.
I know I'm not good at all this, you know, dad/husband thing.
You're doing fine, Dexter.
No, and I know if you had a receipt,
you would have taken me back a long time ago.
But, you know, I'm working on it, all right? So bear with me. That's all.
但是 我正在解决好吗? 耐心等一下吧
I'll see you tomorrow. All right.
Well, look at you. You even look like a writer.
A writer in Paris.
There's a word for this, isn't there?
I was gonna say gamine.
What do you look like?
Me? A screwed-up divorce?
So my apartment's not far. Shall we?
How long are you staying for?
I suppose it's up to you, really. It's just...
Look, I just wanted to say something
which I couldn't really do over the phone.
Well, ever since we were last together in London...
Dexter, before you say anything else, I have to...
Dexter 你说别的之前 我...
There's something I have to tell you.
You've met someone!
Is that really so hard to believe?
-A man? -Yes, a man. A guy.
-一个人吗? -是的 一个人 一个家伙
A guy! He's a guy now, is he? I see.
一个家伙! 他现在是男人了是吧? 我懂了
He's called Jean-Pierre,
Jean-Pierre Dusollier Jean-Pierre Dusollier.
What, he's French?
No, Dex, he's Welsh.
不 Dex 他是威尔士人
He's handsome. He's charming.
He's just very, very French.
What, you mean rude?
Smokes too much, wears a string of onions.
Why are you being like this?
Oh, God, you mean sexy. Is that what you mean?
You're having lots of sex?
Since when do I need to ask your permission?
God knows you never asked mine.
But we just slept together.
I haven't forgotten.
Dexter, we got a bit drunk.
Yeah, not that drunk.
You took your trousers off over your shoes.
I think that you were upset about Sylvie and the divorce,
and you needed a shoulder to cry on.
And that's what I was, a shoulder to sleep with.
And that's why you did it, was it?
To cheer me up.
Well, it worked, didn't it?
If you must know, it was one of the better nights of my life.
Dex, it was one time.
Well, it was three times.
Come on. Look, you don't think it's a good idea?
来吧 你看 你不觉得这是一个好主意?
In the late '80s.
Why? What are we doing?
Jean-Pierre wants to meet you.
Oh, you're kidding.
We're going to hear him play.
He's a jazz musician.
We're going to listen to him play free jazz on the piano for about nine hours,
and it's going to be lots of fun and in no way awkward.
You're not going out like that, are you?
Oh, God. You could have at least found someone a bit good-looking.
You know, Em, I'm sure he's a
你知道 EM 我敢肯定他是一个
fine jazz pianist.
I just don't think I can do this.
Yeah, I'll just go and see a movie and go back to the apartment.
是啊 我就是去看电影 然后回公寓
And then I think I'm going to get the first train back tomorrow.
You don't have to leave.
等等! Dexter !
I thought I got rid of you.
If you muck me about, Dexter...
如果你耍弄我 Dexter ...
Em, I swear. I swear I won't.
EM 我发誓 我发誓 我不会
Lead me on, or let me down, or go behind my back,
引诱我 或者让我失望 或着暗算我
I will murder you.
Yeah, I swear. I swear.
是的 我发誓 我发誓
I would like to thank everyone for coming to our wedding.
For what can only be described as a whirlwind romance.
Seriously, when people ask how Emma and I first met,
I tell them that we grew up together.
Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
You're not going to say, "Blah, blah, blah," on the day, are you?
You are not supposed to be hearing this.
What if I have notes?
Come on, let me see.
When we're married, you're going to have to obey me.
Yeah, I'm sure that's going to happen.
What? Not again?
You don't mind, do you?
Although, there are health and safety issues.
I could lose my license.
They'll wonder where we've got to.
I can definitely smell burning.
Come here, you. Here we go.
Do you want to give me a big kiss? Give me a big kiss.
TV between 5:30 and 6:00, but no more.
And she has to be in bed by 7:30.
All right, do you want to run inside?
Go see Emma. Good girl.
去看看 Emma 好女孩
I'm out here, Jasmine.
She's loving coming here at the moment.
Well, good. That's great.
好 很好 非常好
I'm really pleased for you.
Look, I'd invite you in. It's just...
No, it's fine. We've got to go and see my family.
不 没事 我们要去看看我的家人了
Have fun. Thanks.
Dexter? Yeah. Dexter ?
I've been thinking.
I want a child with the man I love.
And if he won't do it, then I want one with you.
Well, then, we'd better get started.
So take some exercise. Come swimming with me later.
No, no, I can't. I've got to do too much at the cafe.
不 不 我不能 我在咖啡馆有太多事忙了
By the way, in case you're interested,
I'm not pregnant.
Em, how do you know?
We could try again, though.
Come on, look... No, no, no, no. Come on.
来吧 看着... 不 不 不 不 来吧
Look, I'm sorry. All right?
No, I am for taking it out on you.
We're not at our best today, are we?
Listen, why don't we meet each other after work?
We'll go to the movies. Your choice.
Something with subtitles.
And we can go and have some dinner. Just you and me,
and we can work this out. All right?
-I promise. -MMM - HMM
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Hey, there. Just to say I'm running late,
but I'm on my way.
I'm sorry for being so snappy this morning.
Hey, there. Just to say I'm running late,
but I'm on my way.
And I'm sorry for being so snappy this morning.
I just wanted to say you're a fine thing,
Dexter Mayhew Dexter Mayhew.
I love you very much.
Okay, there you go. Lucky you!
好吧 笑吧你 你真幸运!
- Dexter ? Hello, darling.
- Dexter ? 你好 亲爱的
Are you all right? Go and get dressed.
Dexter? Dexter ? Sylvie, Sylvie.
Sylvie, Sylvie, I screwed up.
Sylvie Sylvie 我搞砸了
It's all right. You're all right.
Come on, let's get you up. Come on.
Aw, Dex, come on.
噢 Dex 来吧
Oh, God. Dexter.
噢 上帝 Dexter
-As the rain came down,the water levels began to rise.
So is this going to be an annual festival, do you think?
Every year, 15th of July?
Well, I hope not.
I don't want a heart-to-heart.
No, no. I'd rather not.
Except to say, that I think the best thing that you could do
would be to try to live your life as if Emma was still here.
就是像 Emma 还在你身边那样继续生活下去
I don't know if I can.
Of course you can.
What do you think I've been doing for the past 10 years?
Now Silent Witness is on. 9:00.
现在是9点 Silent Witness 要开始了
Are you well? Yeah, look at this.
你呢? 是啊 看看这个
So, how are you? How's the stand-up comedy?
所以 你最近怎样? 脱口秀怎么样?
Oh, well, I gave that up, actually.
No, not really, because I was never any good.
The only time I ever made Emma laugh
我唯一的一次让 Emma 笑
was when I fell down the stairs. Really.
No, I'm in insurance now.
I hate today. Fifteenth of July.
Saint Swithin's Day.
It's a tough one.
I never noticed it before,
but it was always there just waiting,
I used to hate you, too.
Quite violently, actually, Dexter.
No, I'm sorry, but...
Because, she lit up with you.
Just in a way that she never would with me,
and it used to make me so angry because...
I didn't think that you deserved her. Can I say this?
She made you decent.
And then in return, you made her so happy.
And I will always be grateful to you for that.
And on that bombshell, back to the sticks.
There's my lot out there. Oh! Look at them.
So, listen, we'll stay in touch. I'll give you a call.
No, I don't think that's necessary.
I think we're done here.
Good luck, mate. All right?
You've got cake everywhere.
It's all right. Don't panic. It's only me.
好 不要惊慌 就我一个
Emma Emma Morley Emma. Emma Morley.
So what do you suggest we do?
We could stay in touch.
Today. We're meant to be doing something today.
Right. Right, right.
对 对 对
Look, today's a bit tricky for me, really.
No, no, it's not that. It's just...
不 不 不是 这只是...
Well, I'm meeting my parents,
and then I've got to get back...
Oh, yeah, yeah, you should probably go then.
哦 对的 你或许应该去
It was lovely to meet you. Bye, now.
Look, that's not until later, so if you wanted to,
we could go for a walk or something?
It's these shoes. I can't mountain climb in brogues.
It's just a big hill, all right?
A child could do it.
I don't want you thinking I'm bothered or anything about last night.
I don't want your phone number,
or letters, or postcards.
I don't want to get married to you.
Definitely don't want to have your babies.
Whatever happens tomorrow, we've had today.
And if we should bump into each other sometime in the future,
well, that's fine, too.
We'll be friends.
Or, you know, on the other hand...
Well, my parents don't arrive until later.
So, well, the flat's empty.
You know, if you wanted to finish what we started.
Do you want a piggy-back, you old man?
It's these shoes. There's no blooming grip on these things.
Here, come here, you.
Did you come up here with Emma?
你带 Emma 来过这里?
That was a long time ago now.
Well, of course, I do.
She was... She was my best friend.
Who's your best friend now then?
Well, you are, of course. Come here.
Why, who's yours?
I think it's probably Mum.
I'm not so terrible though, am I?
I'm not answering that.
You know what you are.
It's just round the corner. This way.
Damn it, they're early.
We thought we'd surprise you.
Mum, Dad, this is Emma Morley. Morley.
妈妈 爸爸 这是 Emma Morley
Hello. Pleased to meet you.
Emma, you'll join us for tea, yes?
Emma 你会和我们一起喝茶 是吗?
No, no, thanks. I should leave you to it.
不 不 谢谢 我应该让你去喝茶的
-Are you going to go? -Yeah. Well,
pleasure to meet you and...
Well, have a nice life.
I'm sorry. Did we just interrupt something?
No, no. Emma's just a good friend.
没有 Emma 只是我的好朋友
Weren't you wearing this yesterday?
Em, wait! Wait, wait.
Look, I need your phone number.
My number? Right. Of course.
Look, I'm so sorry about all of that.
I wasn't expecting them until after we... Well, you know.
This is me in Edinburgh.
My parents' number
and their address just in case.
Oh. Dad's got a fax machine at work.
Just the phone number's fine.
Look, I've got to go.
But we will see each other again.