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卑鄙的我

北极圈最高机密实验室

Three weeks, and we're still no close to cracking this.

3周了还是一点头绪都没有

Right! Bring him in!

好吧把他带过来

Yes, sir.

是的长官

生日快乐艾格妮丝

This is the best party ever!

这是有史以来最棒的生日派对

Oh, no!

不好了

A dragon is approaching!

有条龙正在逼近

Fear not, for here come the valiant knights to save us!

别怕英勇的骑士要来救我们了

What do you mean she's not coming?

你说她不会来是什么意思

I have a backyard full of these little girls

我后院一大群小女孩

who are counting on the visit from the Fairy Princess!

都指望着能看见仙女呢

I do not want a refund! I want the Fairy Princess!

我不要退款我要的是仙女

Please, please, I'm begging you!

求你了求你了救人一命

You know what? I hope you can't sleep at night,

我咒你晚上睡不着觉

you crusher of little girls' dreams!

因为你粉碎了小女孩的梦想

Oh, oh, when's the Fairy Princess coming?

仙女什么时候来

Any minute now!

马上就来

Stall them!

拖住她们

魔术表演

okay, okay.

好了好了

Alright, that's enough of the magic show!

魔术表演到此为止

Wait, did you hear that?

等一下你们听到了吗

It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust.

听上去像是魔法仙尘的声音

It's the Fairy Princess,

是仙女

She's coming!

她要来了

Look!

看

It is I, GruTinkerbell!

我是格鲁花仙子

The most magical Fairy Princess of all!

是最神奇的仙女

I am here to wish Princess Agnes,

今天我在这祝愿艾格妮丝小公主

A very happy birthday!

生日快乐

How come you're so fat?

仙女怎么这么胖

Because

因为

my house is made of candy!

我住在糖果屋里

And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!

烦心的时候我就会吃糖果逃避现实

How come you have...

仙女怎么会...

Okay, time for cake!

好了去吃蛋糕吧

Thank you, GruTinkerbell!

谢谢你格鲁花仙子

You're the best Fairy Princess ever!

你是有史以来最棒的仙女

You are welcome, little girl!

不客气小女孩

I know it's really you, Gru.

我知道是你格鲁

I'm just pretending for the other kids.

我在装给其他小朋友看呢

Hey there, Gru, Mister Life of the party!

你好格鲁派对狂人先生

Hello, Jillian!

你好吉莉安

So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

我知道这样说有点唐突

but my friend Natalie, is recently single, and...

我朋友娜塔莉最近恢复了单身...

No, no, no! Get off the limb, right now!

不不不连门都没有

No limb.

没门

Come on! She's a riot!

拜托她很会玩的

She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time,

爱唱卡拉OK 有大把时间

looks aren't that important to her!

对长相的要求也不高

Look, Jill, it's not happening.

吉尔这不可能

Seriously, I'm fine.

说真的我自己很好

Okay, fine, forget Natalie.

好吧不说娜塔莉了

How about my cousin Linda?

我表妹琳达怎样

No.

不

Oh, I know someone whose husband just died...

我知道有个女的刚死了老公...

I'm sorry, I did not see you there.

抱歉没看到你在那里

Or there.

还是没看到

物种未知

Kyle, Kyle,

凯尔凯尔

Kyle, stop! Stop doing your business on the Petunias!

凯尔别尿在我的牵牛花上

目标锁定

There you go, go to Fred's. Go crazy.

去吧尿在弗雷德的花上尿爽点

Good boy.

好伙计

Mr. Gru?

格鲁先生

What, I didn't, what.. Yes?

什么我没有...什么事

Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.

我是反恶人联盟的特工露西·瓦尔德

Sorry.

抱歉

You're gonna have to come with me.

你得跟我走一趟

Oh, sorry, I'm... Freeze Ray!

抱歉我...冰冻射线

You really should announce your weapons after you fire them,

正确的方式是先开枪再喊

Mr. Gru.

格鲁先生

For example.

做个示范

Lipstick taser!

红唇电击

Oh, it works so good.

效果真好

Where is it?

车子呢

Oh, Sorry.

真抱歉

Get, in, there, you, big, man!

给我进去大块头

Whoa, curses.

该死的

Pins and needles.

跟针扎一样

Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.

下午好格鲁先生

Yeah.

好

I apologize for our methods in getting you here.

抱歉用这种方法把你请来

I don't!

我倒不觉得

I'd do it again in a heartbeat! I am not gonna lie,

我可以马上再来一次不骗你

I enjoyed that. Every second of it,

我很享受抓捕他的每一刻

Gave me bit of a buzz, actually...

感觉真是爽...

That's enough, Agent Wilde.

够了瓦尔德特工

Sorry.

抱歉

Okay, this is bogus!

好了太过分了

I don't know who you think you people are, but...

我不管你们以为自己是谁但是...

We are the Anti-Villain League.

我们是反恶人联盟

An ultra secret organization

是一个致力于

dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.

对抗全球规模恶势力的绝密组织

Rob a bank, we're not interested.

抢劫银行我们懒得管

Kill someone, not our deal.

杀人放火还是懒得管

But you were to melt the polar ice caps,

但要是你想融化极地冰盖

or vaporize Mount Fuji,

或是蒸发富士山

or even,

甚至是

Steal the moon.

偷月亮

Then, we notice.

那就关我们事了

First of all, you got no proof that I did that.

首先你没有证据证明是我做的

Second, after I did do that, I put it back.

其次偷了之后我又放回去了

We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru.

这我们都知道格鲁先生

That's why we brought you here.

所以才请你来

I am the league director, Silas Ramsbottom.

我是联盟的主席赛拉斯·兰皮谷

Bottom.

屁股

Hilarious.

真好笑

Agent Wilde.

瓦尔德特工

Oh, me now?

轮到我了?

Recently, an entire top secret lab disappeared

最近有个绝密的实验室

from the Arctic Circle.

在北极圈消失了

Yeah. The entire lab, just...

没错整个实验室就这样

Gone. Where did it go?

消失了它去哪了

I don't care.

没兴趣知道

The lab was devoted to experiments involving PX-41.

实验室正在研究PX-41

A transmutation serum.

是一种变种血清

What is PX-41, you ask?

你问我什么是PX-41

It's pretty bad.

反正很可怕

Look.

看

You usually don't see that in bunnies.

一般的兔宝宝不是这样的

As you could see,

正如你所见

In the wrong hands,

一旦落入坏人手中

the PX-41 serum,

PX-41血清

could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.

可能成为地球上最具毁灭性的武器

Fortunately,

幸运的是

it has a very distinct chemical footprint.

它有十分独特的化学特质

And, using the latest chem tracking technology,

我们利用最新的化学追踪技术

we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall.

在天堂商场发现它的踪迹

A Mall.

商场

Precisely.

没错

And we believe that

我们相信

one of these shop owners is a master criminal.

那个犯罪高手就是这群店主之一

And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,

所以才请你来作为一名前恶棍

you know how a villain thinks, and acts.

你肯定了解恶棍的思维和行动

The plan is, to set you up undercover at a shop in the mall,

计划是安排你到商场的店铺里当卧底

where hopefully, you'll be able to...

希望你可以...

Okay! I see where this is going

好了我知道是怎么回事了

with all the "Mission: Impossible" stuff.

狗血的动作冒险剧情

But no, no.

我的回答是不

I'm a father now. And, a legitimate businessman.

我现在身为人父还是个守法的商人

I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.

我在生产一系列美味的果酱和果冻

"Jams and jellies".

果酱跟果冻啊

Oh, attitude!

什么态度

That's right!

就是这样

So thanks, but no thanks.

谢谢老子不干

And here's a tip: instead of teasing people, and kidnapping them,

给你个建议与其把别人绑来言语相激

maybe you should just give them a call!

不如直接给他们打电话

Good day, Mr. Sheepbutt!

再见屁股先生

Ramsbottom.

是兰皮谷

Oh, yeah, like I said it better!

是吗还是屁股好听些

Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this, but...

也许我不该这样说

Your work as a villain, was kind of, amazing.

不过你当恶棍真是棒极了

So if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome.

要是你回心转意想大干一场的话

Give us a call.

给我们打电话

Hey, I told you guys to get to bed!

我不是叫你们去睡觉了吗

Oh, sorry.

抱歉

So, when are you going on your date?

你什么时候去约会

What?

什么

Remember? Ms. Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.

记得吗吉莉安小姐说给你安排了约会

Yeah, well, she is a nutjob and I'm not going on any date.

她是个疯子我不会去约会的

Why not?

为什么

Are you scared?

难道你害怕

Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV?

你们看电视播的登月报道了吗

Can you believe it? It's so cool!

你能相信吗简直酷毙了

- You know what? - Excuse me, Lisa?

-知道吗 -打扰一下丽萨

- I talked to alien the other day. - no way.

-前几天我跟外星人讲话了 -不会吧

He's so cute.

他超可爱

Hey, Lisa, I was wondering...

丽萨我在想...

Gru touched Lisa!

格鲁摸了丽萨

Lisa's got Gruties!

丽萨得了"格鲁病"

Scared? Of what?

害怕怕什么

Women? No!

女人怎么会

That's bonkers!

胡说八道

I just, I've no interest in going on a date, that's all!

我只是对约会不感兴趣而已就这样

Case closed!

结案陈词

I'm not scared!

我不害怕

Of women.

女人

Or dates.

也不怕约会

Let's go to bed.

睡觉吧

Goodnight, Edith.

晚安伊迪丝

Goodnight, Margo.

晚安玛格

hold the horses,

慢着

who are you texting?

你给谁发短信呢

No one! Just my friend Avery.

没有谁是我朋友艾弗里

Avery. Eh? Avery?

艾弗里艾弗里吗

Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?

女生还是男生

Does it matter?

这重要吗

No! No, it doesn't matter,

不这不重要

unless it's a boy!

除非是个男生

I know what makes you a boy.

我知道为什么你是男生

Uhh, you do?

你知道

Your bald head.

因为你是光头

Oh. Yes.

是啊

It's really smooth.

它好光滑

Sometimes I stare at it,

有时候我盯着它

and imagine a little chick popping out.

就在想会不会有小鸡蹦出来

Goodnight, Agnes.

晚安艾格妮丝

Never get older.

永远别长大

Hey, Tim, nice haircut!

蒂姆发型不错

Tommy, hang in there, baby!

汤米再坚持一下伙计

It's almost Friday!

快到周五了

So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?

今天这批果冻如何尼法里奥博士

I developed a new formula which allowed me

我研发了新的配方

to get every known kind of berry in a one flavor of jelly.

能把各种浆果调成一个味

That is good!

好吃

Love the flavor of...

我喜欢这个味...

It's horrible, isn't it?

很难吃吧

No, no!

怎么会

Oh, we're making great progress!

我们已经有很大进展了

Here, try some.

来尝尝

Just because everybody hates it,

即使没人喜欢

doesn't mean it's not good!

也不代表它不好

Listen, Gru. There's something

听我说格鲁

I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now.

有件事我一直想跟你说

What, what's wrong?

怎么了

I miss being evil.

我怀念当恶棍的日子

Sinister plots, large-scale crimes,

图谋不轨大肆犯罪

It's what I live for!

这才是我活着的意义

I mean, don't you think there's more for our future than jelly?

你不觉得我们的前途不应该仅仅是果冻吗

Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.

我在考虑加一条果酱生产线

The thing is, Gru, I've now been recruited elsewhere.

格鲁我已经另谋出路了

Dr. Nefario!

尼法里奥博士

Oh, come on.

别闹了

You're kidding, right?

你在跟我开玩笑吧

This is a great opportunity for me,

这对我而言是个好机会

live a life more evil, more central.

能过上更邪恶更入流的生活

Very well.

好吧

Let us give you, the proper send-off.

我们来给你送行

Minions!

小子们

The highest honor awarded,

向尼法里奥博士

to Dr. Nefario,

致以最崇高的敬意

for your years of service,

感谢你多年以来尽心服务

the 21 Fart Gun Salute!

鸣屁枪21响

Uhh, I counted twenty-two.

我数到有22响

Farewell, my friends.

再见我的朋友们

This may take a while.

我还得再飘一会

Go about your business!

你们继续工作吧

I miss you already!

我已经开始想念你们了

Ehh? Oh, Hello!

你好

Are you sure we should be doing this?

你确定我们这样做好吗

Yes, it's for his own good.

当然这是为了他好

Okay, we need to choose a picture.

好的我们得选张照片

约会网

No.

不行

Scary.

太吓人

Weird.

太奇怪

What is that?

那是什么

Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!

早上好姑娘们我要宣布一件大事

Hey, what celebrity do you look like?

你长得像哪个名人

Bruce Willis.

布鲁斯·威利斯

美国著名演员

Hmmm. No.

不像

童话集《鹅妈妈童谣》中的人物

Humpty Dumpty!

矮胖子

Oooh, Gollum!

咕噜

电影《魔戒》中的人物

Okay, what are you doing?

好吧你们在做什么

We're setting you off for online dating!

我们在帮你网上约会

Oh. Okay, what!?

好吧什么

No, no, no, no, no, no.

不行不行不行

Oh, come on.

别这样嘛

It's fun.

很有趣的

And it's time for you to get out there.

你也该找个伴儿了

No, stop. No one is ever getting out there!

不行别说了没人要去找伴儿

Ever!

没人

Okay...

好了

Now, for the announcement.

现在宣布大事

I have accepted a new job!

我接受了一份新工作

Wow, really?

真的吗

Yes, I have been recruited

真的我被一家

by a top secret agency

绝密机构聘用了

to go undercover and save the world.

任务是当卧底拯救世界

You're gonna be a spy?

你要去当间谍吗

That's right, baby!

一点没错宝贝

Gru's back in the game

格鲁要重出江湖了

with gadgets, and weapons and cool cars!

我会拥有各种装备武器还有靓车

Oh! dear!

哦天哪

Awesome!

好厉害

Are you really gonna save the world?

你真的会拯救世界吗

Yes. Yes, I am.

没错没错

秃鹰美发会所

烤出好心情

"Bake My Day".

烤出好心情

Alright, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the internet.

这是杯形蛋糕的做法我从网上下载的

And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!

别洒太多糖霜

Wasn't expecting that!

真是意外

Or was I?

还是意料之中

Oh, you, you got, you got....

你脸上有...

Umm... umm... a little...

一点点...

Here, I'll get it.

我来帮你擦吧

Uhmm, it's just spreading.

越擦越脏了

Alright, alright. I got this.

好了好了我自己擦

Stop it!

别擦了

I'll let you get it.

你自己擦吧

What you just saw there was a little something new

你刚看到的是

I've been working on. It's a combination of

我一直在研究的新东西

Jujitsu, Krav maga,

是柔道以色列防卫术

Aztec warfare, and Krumping.

阿兹特克战斗术和小丑舞的结合

Okay, that's weird.

好吧这太奇怪了

Why are you here?

你为什么会在这里

On assignment from Silas.

赛拉斯派我来的

I'm your new partner!

我是你的新搭档

What? No!

什么不行

No , "Yay!".

不用兴奋

Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.

兰皮谷没提过搭档的事

Well, seems that because of your checkered past,

貌似是因为你的斑斑劣迹

everyone else refused to work with you.

所以没人愿意跟你合作

But not me!

但我愿意

I stepped up!

我挺身而出了

And I'm new. So I'm gonna have to do what they tell me anyway.

我是新来的无论如何也得服从命令

You know this guy?

你认识他吗

Yes, he's one of my minions.

认识他是我的小卒之一

Ohh... I'm sorry.

真对不起

I should have known.

我应该猜到的

You are free to go!

你可以走了

Dave!

戴夫

Earth to Dave!

地面呼叫戴夫

You can leave now.

你现在可以走了

So, what do we got?

我们有什么情报

Who's on the list ?

嫌疑人有哪些

Fire them at me.

全部告诉我

First suspect,

嫌疑人一号

The head of Bloom and Top,

"红花绿叶"的老板

proprietor of the Mum's the World floral shop.

她也是"老妈大过天"花店的老板

No, not her.

不不是她

Okay.

好的

Moving on...

继续

Chad Kenny, owner of "Stuff a Bear".

恰德·肯尼 "塞塞熊"的老板

I don't think so.

我觉得不是

Hello?

有人吗

Buenos Dias, my friends!

早上好我的朋友们

I am,

我叫

Eduardo Perez.

爱德华多·裴瑞兹

Owner of "Salsa & Salsa" Restaurant,

莎莎餐厅的老板

across the mall.

我的店在商场那边

Now open for breakfast.

现在供应早餐

And you are?

你是?

Gru! And this is Lucy,

格鲁这位是露西

and we are closed.

我们打烊了

This is just gonna take un momento.

只要一会会儿就好

I am throwing a big Cinco De Mayo party.

我要开一个盛大的五月五节日派对

墨西哥传统节日为庆祝墨西哥军队击败法国殖民军而设立

And I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes.

要买200个你们这里最好的杯形蛋糕

Decorated with,

蛋糕上装饰

the Mexican Flag.

墨西哥国旗

It looks something like this.

国旗是这个样子的

What do you think?

意下如何

Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.

好了我得走了就这么定了

I'll pick them up next week.

我下礼拜来拿

Have a good day!

祝你们愉快

Come by if you get a chance, okay?

有空过来串门吧

And welcome, to the Mall family.

欢迎来到商场大家庭

El Macho!

猛爷

What?

什么

This couldn't be!

不可能

What... what couldn't be?

什么不可能

That guy, looks exactly like a villain named,

那家伙和20年前的一个恶人

"El Macho"

猛爷

from about 20 years ago.

长得一模一样

He was ruthless.

他心狠手辣

He was dangerous.

是个危险人物

And as the name implies,

人如其名

very macho!

猛极了

He had a reputation of pulling a heist,

他以赤手空拳去抢劫

using only his bare hands!

而闻名于世

Ah, but sadly, like all the greats,

可惜的是猛爷跟所有伟人一样

El Macho was gone, too soon.

死得太早

He died in the most macho way possible.

他选择了世间最猛的死法

Riding a shark,

骑着一条鲨鱼

with 250 pounds dynamites strapped to his chest,

胸口绑着250磅炸药

into the mouth, of an active volcano!

跳进了一座活火山的喷出口

It was glorious!

场面相当壮观

Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead?

按你的说法猛爷不是已经死了吗

They never found the body.

没人找到他的尸体

Oh, no.

没人找到

All that was ever retrieved,

能找到的只有

was a pile,

一坨

of singed chest hair.

烧焦的胸毛

That face!

那张脸

It has got to be El Macho.

他一定是猛爷

So what do you say, you and I break into his restaurant.

我们俩夜闯他的餐厅怎么样

Tonight.

今晚就去

Yes, that's good.

好主意

Because I'm telling you,

我告诉你

if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum,

如果PX-41血清真的在这里

it's him!

那就一定在他手上

Alright, alright, homework done,

好了好了作业做完了

pyjamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.

睡衣穿上了牙也刷了该睡觉了

What's the big hurry?

怎么那么急

I just, I have a lot of work to do.

我有很多工作要做

Work?

工作?

What kind of work?

什么样的工作

Very important business.

很重要的生意

So hugs, kisses.

抱抱亲亲

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs...

晚安做个好梦别让臭虫

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

吧啦吧啦吧啦

But you said you'd help me

但你说过要帮我

practice my part for the mother's day show.

练习母亲节那天的表演

Fine, fine.

好吧好吧

Let me hear it, quickly.

我来听听看抓紧时间

"She kisses my boo-boos.

她亲吻我的伤口

She braids my hair.

她为我束起发辫

My mother is beyond compare.

我的妈妈无人能比

We love you, mothers everywhere."

我们爱你亲爱的妈妈

Wow, that was, something else!

真是让人眼前一亮

I really like the way you smiled at the end.

我很喜欢你最后的那个微笑

Let's try this one more time

我们再来一次

but a tinsy-bit less like a zombie.

稍微别那么像僵尸

Okay?

好吗

Okay.

好的

"She kisses my boo-boos.

她亲吻我的伤口

She braids my hair..."

她为我束起发辫

Perfect! Time to go.

完美我该走了

I don't think I should do this.

我觉得我不该去表演

Wha.... what do you mean?

什么意思

Why not?

为什么不去

I don't even have a mom.

我根本就没有妈妈

Well, you don't need one

不一定要有妈妈

to do the show.

才能表演

I mean,

我的意思是

you did the Veterans Day pageant.

你参加了退伍军人节的游行

You haven't been in combat.

但你并没上过战场

This is different.

不一样的

Okay, well, then, maybe you can just use your imagination.

好吧那你可以用你的想象力

You mean, I pretend I have a mom?

你是说我假装有个妈妈吗

Yes.

是的

Right? You can do that, can't you?

对吧你能做到吧

Yeah! I do that all the time.

能我一直都是这么做的

Thanks, Gru!

谢谢你格鲁

Okay,

好了

No, hey...

不行

Please...

拜托

Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me, okay?

凯文杰瑞帮我看好孩子

Dave, Stewart, come this way, with me. Come on!

戴夫斯图尔特跟我过来快点

Come on!

快点

Yeah, yeah!

来了来了

莎莎餐厅

We're stealth ninjas.

我们是潜行的忍者

We make no sound.

我们无声无息

Right.

没错

Alright, El Macho, you're going down.

好了猛爷你死定了

Wait! Wait.

等等等等

What?

什么

What are you doing?

你在干什么

Checking for laser beam alarm triggers.

看看有没有激光警报器

It's a restaurant!

这里是家餐厅

You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could've set.

你可说不准这家伙会设什么样的陷阱

Huh? Come on.

对吧

There are no booby traps.

这里没有陷阱

Hah! Booby!

陷阱

Huh... it's a chicken.

是只鸡

Are you lost, little guy?

你迷路了吗小家伙

You must be lost.

你一定是迷路了

Hah! Some guard dog!

搞笑看门鸡

No, no, no!

不不不

Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!

快把它赶走快把它赶走快把它赶走

I got you!

抓到你了

I got it!

我抓到了

What is wrong with that chicken?

那只鸡到底怎么了

Hey, that Pollo is Loco.

鸡鸡复叽叽

No?

不好笑吗

Okay, let's go.

好了走吧

You getting anything?

找到什么了吗

No.

没

Not yet.

还没有

But hey, maybe you can find something with these X-ray goggles!

不过看看用X光眼镜可以发现点什么

How is it working, tell me, tell me!

有用吗告诉我告诉我

What's wrong? Something wrong?

怎么了有什么不对头吗

That is an image I'll never get out of my brain!

这景象我会永生难忘

I knew it!

我就知道

The serum's in here!

血清在这里

Ooh, then let's get it!

我们快去拿吧

This is going to be good!

真是太好了

What?

什么

莎莎酱秘方

This is, Salsa?

这是莎莎酱吗

Aww, man...

靠怎么会

Somebody is going to die tonight.

有人今晚要玩完了

Oh.. Paulito!

啊宝利特

Paulito,

宝利特

Paulito, can you hear me?

宝利特你能听见我吗

Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken?

竟然会对这小萌鸡下毒手

Who's there?

谁在哪

You coming out, or am I gonna go in?

你不出来我就进去了

Stop!

别跑

My eyes!

我的眼睛

Gru, call in your munchkins!

格鲁叫你的小不点们过来

Get it started, come get us!

快出动来救我们

Oooh. So long.

距离真"近"

Over here!

我们在这

Over here.

在这里

Over...

在

Here.

这里

Hold tight!

抱紧我

I have you now!

抓住你了

Yay! Ice cream!

哇冰淇淋

Gru! There he is.

格鲁他在那里

Suspect number 8.

嫌疑犯八号

Floyd Eagle-san.

弗洛伊德·秃鹰君

Well, Okay.

好吧

See if you can get closer.

试试能不能靠近点

Go. Go!

快去

Alright.

好吧

What the...

搞什么

警告

极度高温

Oh, no...

不要啊

That's not good!

情况不妙

Hey, wait!

等一下

Hi, Gru!

你好格鲁

Oh, girls!

姑娘们

What are you doing here?

你们在这里干什么

Well, we thought we'd come visit you at work!

我们想来看看你工作

So, you're saving the world in a garbage can?

你在垃圾桶里拯救世界吗

Funny.

真好笑

Hey! There you are!

你在这里啊

Oh, who's this?

这是谁

Lucy, these are my girls.

露西她们是我的女儿

Margo, Edith and Agnes.

玛格伊迪丝和艾格妮丝

Girls, Lucy.

姑娘们这是露西

Lucy, Girls.

露西这是姑娘们

Hello.

你好

Hi.

你好

Are you single?

你单身吗

Oh. Goodness.

我的老天

Oh, hey! I have an idea,

对了我有个主意

Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do,

露西和我有很多事情要做

Why don't you girls go and explore the mall?

你们为什么不去逛街呢

Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk.

拿着这些钱去买些没用的玩意吧

Some headbands...

头绳什么的

Are you gonna marry Lucy?

你会娶露西吗

Are you out of your gorf?

你发疯了吗

No! She just works with me.

不会的她只是个同事

Plus you love her.

你爱上她啦

You love her!

你爱她

You love her!

你爱她

You really, really love her!

你真的真的很爱她

Okay, stop.

好了别说了

These are sordid lies. I don't even like her.

胡说八道我连喜欢她都谈不上

Now go have fun.

快去玩吧

Almost forgot!

差点忘了

Good luck saving the world! Bye!

祝你拯救世界好运拜拜

Bye, Gru!

拜拜格鲁

Kids, right?

这就是孩子

They're, funny.

她们可真好玩

Those girls totally adore you.

那些女孩很崇拜你

I think you're a fun dad.

我觉得你是个有趣的爸爸

Huh. I'm pretty fun.

当然我超有趣的

That's stealing.

这是偷窃行为

Not if my wish was to ever get a hundred free coins.

如果我的愿望是一百个免费硬币就不算了

This rainy day is temporary

雨天终究会放晴

The contrast is why we got him

人海中他鹤立鸡群

Cause sunshine due is just a cloud

阳光在那乌云后

Away way way way way way

后后后吼吼吼

Way way way way way way

吼吼吼吼吼吼

So what you blown a fuse

一时失意又怎样

Well that happens to us all

人生低谷人人有

When I come with great news

风水总是轮流转

The day could change. Change change change

卷土再重来来来来唻唻唻

Cool glasses.

眼镜真棒

I'm Antonio.

我叫安东尼奥

I'm Margo.

我叫玛格

I was just going to get a cookie.

我正要去吃甜点

Care to join me?

想一起来吗

Uhh... sure...

那个当然

I'm, Margo.

我叫玛格

Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later.

我过一会再来找你们

Bye!

拜拜

Can I be the first to say, "Eww"!

我能说"好恶心"吗

We got to go tell Gru!

我们必须告诉格鲁

Alright, I'm going in.

好了我进来了

If it picks up any traces of the serum,

如果有血清的迹象

the center of your belt buckle will make a sound like this.

你的皮带扣就会发出这样的声音

Okay. I get it. I get it.

好了我听到了听到了

Welcome,

欢迎

to "Eagle Hair Club".

来到秃鹰美发俱乐部

It's about time you showed up.

你也是时候来了

Mr. Gru.

格鲁先生

You know my name?

你知道我的名字吗

When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged,

每当头顶缺毛的人走进商场时

I make it my business to know all about them.

我就有责任去了解他们

You're bald. And that is bad.

你都秃了真是可怜

Here you go, my sweet.

好好呆着小宝贝

I'm getting nothing so far.

我还没有任何发现

I think you need to look around.

看来你得到处找找

Wow, this looks interesting.

咦这个挺有趣

What is it?

这是什么

I take it you're an art lover?

看来你是一位艺术爱好者

No serum.

没有血清

Yeah, not so much.

没那么爱好

Oh, how about this impressive trinket?

这个迷人的小玩意又是什么

I hardly call it trinket,

这可不是小玩意

- Mr. Gru. International... - Nothing.

-格鲁先生国际...-没有

Yeah, I don't care.

我没兴趣

Hold on, I'm picking up something.

等等我收到信号了

Behind that wall!

就在墙后面

Ahh... What do we have here?

这是些什么

These are my trial wigs.

这些是试戴的假发

You should take one.

你应该拿一顶

No, thanks.

免了

So what's on the other side of the wall?

墙那边是什么

You are! Look at me! Focus!

你这人看着我集中精力

Gru?

格鲁

I promise, that this wig will transform you,

我保证这假发会彻底改变你

from ugly, to irresistible.

告别丑陋重塑魅力

Margo has a boyfriend!

玛格交男朋友啦

And they're going on a date!

他们还去约会了

Date?! Boyfriend?! What?!

约会男朋友什么

There she goes!

她去那边了

Oh, you're so funny.

你真是风趣

Gross!

恶心

Look, they're in love!

看看他们相爱了

Oh, no, no. Do not say that they're---no, no, no!

不不不别那么说他们可没有

And my dream, is to one day, play video games for a living.

我的梦想是有一天能以玩游戏为生

You're so complicated.

你真是有思想

Margo.

玛格

What is going on here?

这什么情况

Oh, Gru.

喔格鲁

Sellama, Antonio.

这位是安东尼奥

Mellamo, Margo.

而我是玛格

Mellamo Lama Ding Dong.

你拍一我拍一

Who cares.

我管你是谁

Let's go.

我们走

Get it free on Tuesdays.

周二免费

Papa!

爸爸

So good to see you again, mi compadre!

见到你太高兴了老朋友

Oh.. I see you have already met my father.

原来你已经认识我爸爸了

What the... father?

搞什么爸爸

Si! Look at this crazy small world we live in, eh?

是啊世界太疯狂

Come, sit! Let me get you something.

来坐下让我招待你

Oh, look at you!

看看你

He likes me!

他喜欢我

Oh... I'm sorry. Paulito is usually,

对不起宝利特通常都

very friendly.

很友好的

He had a rough night.

他昨晚受惊了

Well, we really should be going.

那个我们真的要走了

Girls, come on.

姑娘们走吧

That is a pity.

真可惜

Young love, is beautiful, no?

年轻的爱情多美好啊是吧

No!

不要

They are not in love. They hardly know each other.

他们才没相爱他们压根不怎么认识

You are right, cabeza del nuevo.

你说的对大哥

They must get to know each other better.

他们必须好好了解下对方

Antonio,

安东尼奥

Why don't you invite your girlfriend? And her family.

你为何不邀请你的女友及其家人

To our Cinco De Mayo party.

参加我们的五月五派对呢

No, no...

不不

Sì!

去

I'm sorry, El Macho?

对不起你是说猛爷

Haven't we eliminated him as a suspect after the whole "Salsa" Incident?

莎莎酱乌龙事件后他不是解除嫌疑了吗

Yes, but there has been a new development,

是的不过有新情况

and I'm telling you, this is the guy.

我告诉你就是他

You need to arrest him immediately.

你必须立刻拘捕他

And!

还有

His deviously charming son.

他那帅到爆的儿子

I'm pretty sure that the son is involved too.

我确定他儿子也有份

The son, also!

肯定有份

You got to get the son!

你必须抓住他儿子

I think that the son is the mastermind.

我认为他儿子才是主谋

There's a look,

他那种神情

there's a devilish look in his eyes, and I don't like it!

眼中透着邪恶我恨死了

Yes, but I don't believe seeing any evidence...

好吧但是我没有看到任何证据

Evidence, schmevidence, I go with my gut, and my gut tells me,

证据个屁我相信直觉直觉告诉了我

that this guy is El Macho.

你们要找的人就是猛爷

Lock him up,

把他关起来

lock up the son,

还有他儿子

don't forget about the son!

别忘了他儿子

The kid, gives me the creeps!

那孩子让我不寒而栗

Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear...

天哪天哪天哪

But, on the less crazy side of things,

事情也有好的一面

Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club!

格鲁在秃鹰美发会所找到了血清的踪迹

Hmm. Interesting.

真有趣

Yeah! And you know who made that happen?

你知道是谁办到的吗

This guy. Nailed it.

是他搞定了

Amazing, right?

厉害吧

No, I mean...

不我是说

Sure, but it's not him!

当然但犯人不是他

It is El Macho...

是猛爷

Mr. Gru,

格鲁先生

Please...

拜托

No, it is him and I will prove it.

就是猛爷我会证明给你看

Gru, come on.

格鲁拜托

He really thinks it's El Macho.

他真的以为是猛爷

Can you tell him?

你看出来了吗

In the summer time when the weather is high

夏日姗姗天气炎炎

You can stretch right up and touch the sky

蓝蓝天空触手可及

When the weather's fine,

当天气静好

We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea

海边垂钓海里畅游

We're always happy

开心又快乐

Life's for livin' yeah, that's our philosophy

享受生活才是人生真谛

Sing along with us

大家一起唱起来

Yeah we're hap-happy

我们很欢乐

Give me that!

快给我

Kevin,

凯文

the wi-fi's out!

无线网断了

Kevin?

凯文

Hey, Lex,

莱克斯

Where the heck is Kevin?

凯文到底哪去了

Alright, we need to revisit

好吧我们得回顾一下

the number of vacation days you guys get.

你们的休假时间了

I can't find anybody anymore!

都到哪里撒欢去了

Gru, it's Jillian!

格鲁我是吉莉安

I've got good news!

我有个好消息

I have my friend Shannon here with me.

我带了朋友珊侬过来

I was thinking you two could get some grub.

你们俩可以出去吃吃饭

You know, tear it up,

开怀畅饮

see what happens.

看看怎么样

Open up!

开门啊

Agnes! Agnes,

艾格妮丝艾格妮丝

tell Jillian, I'm not here.

告诉吉莉安我不在家

Gru's not here!

格鲁不在家

Are you sure?

真的吗

Yes, he just told me!

当然他刚说的

I mean no, he didn't just tell me.

我是说不他没说

Agnes, where is Gru?

艾格妮丝格鲁在哪

He's, putting on lipstick.

他在抹口红

He's, swatting a fly.

他在打苍蝇

He's, chopping a head off!

他在割脑袋

He's... pooping?

他在便便

I know you're in there, Gru.

我知道你在家格鲁

There's no way you're getting out of this.

这次你逃不掉了

I have to tell you I was so nervous about tonight.

不得不说我一开始很紧张

I mean there's just so many phonies out there.

这年头那么多骗子

Yes, I hear you.

是啊我懂

So, do you work out?

你常健身吗

Well...

这个...

I mean, obviously you don't.

显然没有

But would you consider it?

你会考虑去健身吗

Physical fitness is very important to Shannon.

身材对珊侬来说可是非常重要

As you can tell, right?

你也看的出来是吧

Ah, I can tell.

看出来了

Call it!

别闹了

We are in a restaurant,

我们是在餐厅

you know?

你知道吧

Hi, take out for Lucy.

你好露西点的外带

Sure, just a sec.

好的稍等

Your accent is so exotic.

你口音太奇怪了

Ah..Well, thank you very much.

非常感谢

- I was...- I know someone who can fix that for you.

-我原来 -我有个认识的人能帮到你

And you'll be talking normal in no time!

你很快就能改掉口音了

Whew... Is it hot in here?

这里好热啊

How's the food?

东西好吃吗

Wait a minute, wait a minute...

等等等等

Are you wearing a wig?

你是戴假发吗

What?

什么

Ah, I don't think so.

不是

I knew it.

我就知道

You're a phony.

你是个骗子

I hate phonies.

我痛恨骗子

Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine!

什么我的头发是真的

No, they're not!

不是根本不是

You know what I'm gonna do?

你知道我要做什么吗

I'm gonna rip that thing off your head

我要把它从你的脑袋上扯下来

and show everyone

让大家都知道

what a bald-headed phony you are.

你是个秃头大骗子

I don't think so, Miss Lady.

你休想这位小姐

Hello?

喂

Hello. Are you...

醒醒你怎么

Hey, Gru.

你好格鲁

Hello!

你好

Lucy.

露西

How are you doing?

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